FabSwingers.com forum: Fab fibs pt5

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell a fib about the person above.

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over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Jen hates Pumpkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jen hates Pumpkins

Does rude things do pumpkins think American pie movie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is raging he didn't think of the pumpkin thing himself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jen sucks.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Jen sucks."

Owns wellies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hot

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

We had hot sex last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy"

Isn't at all sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy"

Replies to everyone who messages x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has never posed naked ever

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

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"Sexy

Replies to everyone who messages x"

Has a pet duck called Donald

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy

Replies to everyone who messages x

Has a pet duck called Donald

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ducks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Amazing

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By *umblebee76Man
over a year ago

hull

Was Pablo escobars tea lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

floats like a bee stings like a butterfly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like to talk to pot plants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has made loads of porn movies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is stalking giant xtc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she has made herself a pumpkin patch doll

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"she has made herself a pumpkin patch doll

Sleeps with an inflatable sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she has made herself a pumpkin patch doll

Sleeps with an inflatable sheep

Is jealous of the sheep

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"she has made herself a pumpkin patch doll

Sleeps with an inflatable sheep

Is jealous of the sheep"

Has dreams about sleeping with sheep

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"she has made herself a pumpkin patch doll

Sleeps with an inflatable sheep

Is jealous of the sheep

Has dreams about sleeping with sheep

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Teetotal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is a mocha at heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she has made herself a pumpkin patch doll

Sleeps with an inflatable sheep

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baaaAa init

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"she has made herself a pumpkin patch doll

Sleeps with an inflatable sheep

baaaAa init"

Bust said inflatable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her legs can kill a man in 7 seconds flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that basque can sink a thousand ships

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she has made herself a pumpkin patch doll

Sleeps with an inflatable sheep

baaaAa init

Bust said inflatable

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blow me it never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He has nothing 5o say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she looks like $2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't physically while and plays the oboe instead of flute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Like to get off in public places.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sniffs her fingers after she scratches her bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thinks he is a superhero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinks he is a superhero "

Posts other people’s photos.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

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"Thinks he is a superhero

Posts other people’s photos. "

Tallest jockey in England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she is the first woman of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinks he is a superhero

Posts other people’s photos. "

I have some cake if you fancy coming round;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invented rhyming slang

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"she is the first woman of fab

Can put his leg round his neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she is the first woman of fab

Can put his leg round his neck

She would not sleep with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

likes older tubby men who cant touch their toes

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"she is the first woman of fab

Can put his leg round his neck

She would not sleep with me. "

He can see the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes voluptuous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wears fake boobs and goes by the name of Susan at the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Performs exceptional massages

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hates pumpkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes not actually on her knees shes just very short, she always looks up to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't actually whistle and doesn't own a suit

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

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"Can't actually whistle and doesn't own a suit"
keep fish so they can clean his feet

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Can't actually whistle and doesn't own a suit keep fish so they can clean his feet

Favourite colour is actually mauve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't actually whistle and doesn't own a suit keep fish so they can clean his feet

Favourite colour is actually mauve

Goes to church three times a week so isn't very minxy at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Crushes balls for a living.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crushes balls for a living. "

Keeps begging me to meet her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lives around the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lives around the corner "

Is also named Kandi

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Lives around the corner

Is also named Kandi

Has hairy toes.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

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"Lives around the corner

Is also named Kandi

Has hairy toes. "

He's a dj named flip flop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can bench press half a tonne!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hes so thin he can slide under doors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He hates his picture taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he wears clothes to work honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he wears clothes to work honest

Has a pet mouse which has been trained as a ninja

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he wears clothes to work honest

Has a pet mouse which has been trained as a ninja"

Keeps a ferret in his underpants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wears a gimp suit to business meetings

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

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"Wears a gimp suit to business meetings"

Breeds guinea pigs

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Wears a gimp suit to business meetings"

Has a thing for mer-men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wears a gimp suit to business meetings

Has a thing for mer-men

Ran naked around Liverpool last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hates walking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the winner of Nigeria's Got Talent in 1993

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came runner-up in the same contest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Came runner-up in the same contest"

Works at funny girls in blackpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt a postman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isnt a postman!"

Took me dogging last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He licks Stamps for a living.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"He licks Stamps for a living."

Likes stamps slapped on her arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a mechanic for the Mercedes-AMG F1 team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a mechanic for the Mercedes-AMG F1 team"

Build Meccano cars for a hobby and makes the appropriate engine noises whilst racing them round the kitchen table

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

I heard he goes around at night sucking diesel out of tractors for his ferrari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't really from Glasgow he lives in Newcastle

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I heard he goes around at night sucking diesel out of tractors for his ferrari"

Is a Lego enthusiast

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

She once done a Camino in coronation Street when Betty the barmaid was sick she stepped in...

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"She once done a Camino in coronation Street when Betty the barmaid was sick she stepped in..."

Was bettys former lover

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They inflict pain for a living.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She once done a Camino in coronation Street when Betty the barmaid was sick she stepped in...

Was bettys former lover

Was Prince Charles secret lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invented Tae Kwon Do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He was the queens lover.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"He was the queens lover."

Gargles before swallowing

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Works as a women's lingerie display model for Ann summers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is my real dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my real dad"

She’s a detective

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Is on my Xmas list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is secretly Santa and only comes once a year.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Is secretly Santa and only comes once a year."

Has an obsession for bin men

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Is secretly Santa and only comes once a year.

Has an obsession for bin men

Has been spotted at the local glory hole

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By *ndyandMandyCouple
over a year ago

swansea

Eats his and others bogies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freddy flintoff bummed his auntie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has managed to give at least one orgasm

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

is the Italian referee Pierluigi Collina..

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Has managed to give at least one orgasm"

Is a true royal descendant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has managed to give at least one orgasm

Is a true royal descendant "

We’re meant to be doing fibs

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

Is also a timelord

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

is the brains behind the game show countdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lives in a cabinet of lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paints the white strips on black zebras

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

shoe model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Collects old bus tickets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's green and jolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can only talk in rhyming slang!

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Unable to afford the rest of that t shirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Loves getting off to dirty Male underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves getting off to dirty Male underwear "

Drives a Tonka Truck at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once was arrested for flashing his bits at some nuns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves wanking guys ghosts off we his feet

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Loves wanking guys ghosts off we his feet "

Is an alien

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves wanking guys ghosts off we his feet

Is an alien

Swims by the beach wearing a fake shark fin on her back, just to scare people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves wanking guys ghosts off we his feet

Is an alien

Swims by the beach wearing a fake shark fin on her back, just to scare people!"

Knows how to sort brexit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is a swim instructor

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Has tits too small to be s ballet dancer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a collection of door knockers

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Wears a red sari on Saturdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wears a red sari on Saturdays"

Borrows my red sari during the week

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wears a red sari on Saturdays

Borrows my red sari during the week"

I have my own

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Has an ongoing feud with a robot vacuum cleaner

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Has an ongoing feud with a robot vacuum cleaner "
hugs trees

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Bases her most sensual moves in the bedroom on Theresa May’s dancing to ‘Dancing Queen’, believing it makes her look even more irresistable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Owns the entire abba back catalogue

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Watches Teletubbies on his sisters iPhone just to make her bf think she’s really cultured! It kind of works!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Watches Teletubbies on his sisters iPhone just to make her bf think she’s really cultured! It kind of works! "

Was an extra in Top Gun

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Owns the entire abba back catalogue"

And you can’t right that about me on this thread cos it’s true!!!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Watches Teletubbies on his sisters iPhone just to make her bf think she’s really cultured! It kind of works!

Was an extra in Top Gun "

Was an extra in Terminator!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has more hair on his shoulders than on his head!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a Vladimir Putin impersonator

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Has more hair on his shoulders than on his head!!"

Collects rats

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Has more hair on his shoulders than on his head!!

Collects rats"

Used to be the warm up act for Jim Davidson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Transfers not tattoos

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By *iscreet UnicornWoman
over a year ago

Windsor-ish

"Transfers not tattoos "

Has a tandem, and is not a solerider

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

... was an extra in 50 shades!

Now practising for a role in 100 shades!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

takes the shades off only to go to loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wears his socks in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he draws abs on with a shading pencil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he draws abs on with a shading pencil

Shit! How did you know??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know evryzing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i know evryzing

went for a suit fitting and needed everything in large boys...

hes actually only 3ft7

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

sells fake batteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never has to shave

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Loves copying goal celebrations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob Dylan’s bit on the side

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was part of the spice girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was part of the spice girls "

My twin sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was part of the spice girls

My twin sister

Dances in the magic mike stage show but really would like to dance on strictly

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Was part of the spice girls

My twin sister

Dances in the magic mike stage show but really would like to dance on strictly "

Actually Richard and Judy from tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was part of the spice girls

My twin sister

Dances in the magic mike stage show but really would like to dance on strictly "

Was caught skidooing on the back of a hippopotamus down Ben Nevis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is really a hairy biker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is really a hairy biker

Was once on the fast track to the top but fell ill with Ebola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't really a king

His crown is a party hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't really a king

His crown is a party hat"

Kangaroo wrangler

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Is actually a modified racoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves copying goal celebrations "

Made me laugh out loud!!! Lol..

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over a year ago

"Loves copying goal celebrations

Made me laugh out loud!!! Lol.."

Didn’t actually laugh out loud

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Loves copying goal celebrations

Made me laugh out loud!!! Lol..

Didn’t actually laugh out loud

Sleeps with one eye open

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over a year ago

"Loves copying goal celebrations

Made me laugh out loud!!! Lol..

Didn’t actually laugh out loud

Sleeps with one eye open

Actually blue and named Smurfette

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Makes up places in Scotland, including Eddyborough

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over a year ago

"Makes up places in Scotland, including Eddyborough"

Once performed a quadruple backflip from a battleship to a tugboat

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over a year ago

"Makes up places in Scotland, including Eddyborough

Once performed a quadruple backflip from a battleship to a tugboat "

Uses sandpaper to wash with and broken glass to shave

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over a year ago

"Makes up places in Scotland, including Eddyborough

Once performed a quadruple backflip from a battleship to a tugboat

Uses sandpaper to wash with and broken glass to shave"

Namesake for the Giants Causeway

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Makes up places in Scotland, including Eddyborough

Once performed a quadruple backflip from a battleship to a tugboat

Uses sandpaper to wash with and broken glass to shave

Namesake for the Giants Causeway "

Like to bathe in goats milk

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Makes up places in Scotland, including Eddyborough

Once performed a quadruple backflip from a battleship to a tugboat

Uses sandpaper to wash with and broken glass to shave

Namesake for the Giants Causeway

Like to bathe in goats milk

I'd not currently wearing a mask.

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over a year ago

"Makes up places in Scotland, including Eddyborough

Once performed a quadruple backflip from a battleship to a tugboat

Uses sandpaper to wash with and broken glass to shave

Namesake for the Giants Causeway

Like to bathe in goats milk

I'd not currently wearing a mask. "

Survives on a lettuce leaf a day

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