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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

when they come.

If they deny it, it just means they don't know yet.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Personally I try to keep the two activities seperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Personally I try to keep the two activities seperate "

Fart first ?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool x

Turbo power x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Every action has an equal and opposite reaction "

What's the opposite of ejaculation and how can I see it happening ?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Oh ... is that why the girl has her finger up his arse in those videos people keep telling me not to watch ... ?

Like the Dutch boy and the dyke? ... erm ... levy, bank, dam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t say I ever have

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Can’t say I ever have "

Never cum or never farted ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t say I ever have

Never cum or never farted ?

"

Never farted while cumming

I have most definitely farted before

Oh and cum but definitely farted more if I were keeping count

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

And here’s me thinking that someone had done a remix of Let’s Get It On and included a trumpet solo halfway through! And the cat got the blame for the smell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And here’s me thinking that someone had done a remix of Let’s Get It On and included a trumpet solo halfway through! And the cat got the blame for the smell! "

Could have been a special fanfare of sorts but he was right to blame the cat. Cats are terrible things

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"And here’s me thinking that someone had done a remix of Let’s Get It On and included a trumpet solo halfway through! And the cat got the blame for the smell!

Could have been a special fanfare of sorts but he was right to blame the cat. Cats are terrible things "

Don’t you diss my pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever smelt it dealt it....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yes, the expulsion of gas at the end augments the power of both the final thrust and the subsequent orgasm.

.....maybe

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Can’t say I ever have

Never cum or never farted ?

Never farted while cumming

I have most definitely farted before

Oh and cum but definitely farted more if I were keeping count "
when you do that, and the wind changes direction, I've heard that you get stuck with your orgasm face...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Do you mean like a fanny fart? I never knew men had a vagina.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"when they come.

If they deny it, it just means they don't know yet. "

I don't need to be blowing my mucky man dust up a ladies vageene to parp.

I can almost do it at will.

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By *ild n NaughtyMan
over a year ago

south Cheshire

Everyone farts men an woman

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By *apmanMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

Hence the expression 'Fuck me 'til I fart'

Though usually applies to the lady

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Can't say I've ever farted when I've come, although there may have been times I was holding one in so as not to ruin the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when they come.

If they deny it, it just means they don't know yet. "

Much like women and squirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women fart during sex though! They try to blame it on "trapper air", but we all know that's porkies!

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

Once you get to a certain age, You can`t trust a fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Clonmel

Don’t forget the ladies do a little bit of farting too

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge


"when they come.

If they deny it, it just means they don't know yet. "

I see what you did there.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Do you mean like a fanny fart? I never knew men had a vagina.

"

That's queef

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"when they come.

If they deny it, it just means they don't know yet.

I don't need to be blowing my mucky man dust up a ladies vageene to parp.

I can almost do it at will. "

Fart at Will or Shoot ?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"when they come.

If they deny it, it just means they don't know yet.

I don't need to be blowing my mucky man dust up a ladies vageene to parp.

I can almost do it at will.

Fart at Will or Shoot ?"

Fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fart in the bath all the time

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"I fart in the bath all the time "

You told me it was a jacuzzi!

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Do you mean like a fanny fart? I never knew men had a vagina.

That's queef"

Must remember the next time it happens just to say in a polite toungue

" its ok my dear its just a queef, never mind"

Sounds so much better than did you do a fanny fart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fart in the bath all the time

You told me it was a jacuzzi! "

But I didn’t think you’d believe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this another of those myths? Oh wait. faps furiously......you’re right

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