FabSwingers.com forum: Deepest Sympathy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me rub my flaccid cock over your blocked nostrils

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Facepalm

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids

"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m"

It was nice knowing you.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m"

Are you sure they're angels?

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Man up!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let me rub my flaccid cock over your blocked nostrils "

OK but dont be grossed out by what comes out.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Man up!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m

Are you sure they're angels?

they could be angles.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'll draw up your Will now. Do you have the strength to sign it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me rub my flaccid cock over your blocked nostrils

OK but dont be grossed out by what comes out."

I'll spunk in it in order to unblock it. Works better than seasalt according to shag tonight

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Let me rub my flaccid cock over your blocked nostrils "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m"

I'm exactly the same! I'm not getting anywhere near enough sympathy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll draw up your Will now. Do you have the strength to sign it?

I'll just us an X and totally not because i cant spell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m

I'm exactly the same! I'm not getting anywhere near enough sympathy!

Sorry this is meant to be all about me, please go be ill somewhere else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll draw up your Will now. Do you have the strength to sign it?

I'll just us an X and totally not because i cant spell

Can I have your socks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let me rub my flaccid cock over your blocked nostrils

OK but dont be grossed out by what comes out.

I'll spunk in it in order to unblock it. Works better than seasalt according to shag tonight "

Sounds ideal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m

I'm exactly the same! I'm not getting anywhere near enough sympathy!

Sorry this is meant to be all about me, please go be ill somewhere else

Umm nope! I'm staying until I get the sympathy I deserve!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Man flu? There’s no hope I’m afraid. Bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me rub my flaccid cock over your blocked nostrils "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll draw up your Will now. Do you have the strength to sign it?

I'll just us an X and totally not because i cant spell

Can I have your socks? "

My wanking sock, yeah sure it may need a wash though.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m

I'm exactly the same! I'm not getting anywhere near enough sympathy!

Sorry this is meant to be all about me, please go be ill somewhere else

Umm nope! I'm staying until I get the sympathy I deserve! "

You stay right where you are. You have my sympathies. Takes a lot to survive such wretchedness as a woman. Recover soon lovely. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m

I'm exactly the same! I'm not getting anywhere near enough sympathy!

Sorry this is meant to be all about me, please go be ill somewhere else

Umm nope! I'm staying until I get the sympathy I deserve!

You stay right where you are. You have my sympathies. Takes a lot to survive such wretchedness as a woman. Recover soon lovely. Xx"

Thank you lovely lady.

I knew the woman would have my back. X

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m

I'm exactly the same! I'm not getting anywhere near enough sympathy!

Sorry this is meant to be all about me, please go be ill somewhere else

Umm nope! I'm staying until I get the sympathy I deserve!

You stay right where you are. You have my sympathies. Takes a lot to survive such wretchedness as a woman. Recover soon lovely. Xx

Thank you lovely lady.

I knew the woman would have my back. X "

Welsh cwtches and llawn o calon (lots of love). Get well soon lovely. Xx

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I thought this was someone who needed comforting......

.... nope it’s just a man with a cold, so deepest sympathy for the future, as you must be dying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was someone who needed comforting......

.... nope it’s just a man with a cold, so deepest sympathy for the future, as you must be dying "

But I really am poorly, I have women flu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can tell it's proper man flu. The only cure is lots of warmth. (Body heat is really good). And lots of whiskey.

Both on a nightly basis. I have no doubt you will feel alot better after a few days.

Won't cure flu though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure it's not manfluenza?

Get better!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I thought this was someone who needed comforting......

.... nope it’s just a man with a cold, so deepest sympathy for the future, as you must be dying

But I really am poorly, I have women flu.

Aww Lorna hope you feel better soon, but I’m sure your still fending for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was someone who needed comforting......

.... nope it’s just a man with a cold, so deepest sympathy for the future, as you must be dying

But I really am poorly, I have women flu.

Aww Lorna hope you feel better soon, but I’m sure your still fending for yourself

Oh I'm still feisty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was someone who needed comforting......

.... nope it’s just a man with a cold, so deepest sympathy for the future, as you must be dying

But I really am poorly, I have women flu.

Aww Lorna hope you feel better soon, but I’m sure your still fending for yourself

Oh I'm still feisty.

There is the spirit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was someone who needed comforting......

.... nope it’s just a man with a cold, so deepest sympathy for the future, as you must be dying

But I really am poorly, I have women flu.

Aww Lorna hope you feel better soon, but I’m sure your still fending for yourself

Oh I'm still feisty.

There is the spirit!

But I am poorly and need a big spoon. Ash is doing his best but I'm not a good patient.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im not ill i just fell asleep with the heating on. Panic over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not ill i just fell asleep with the heating on. Panic over."

See and you tried to take my sympathy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was someone who needed comforting......

.... nope it’s just a man with a cold, so deepest sympathy for the future, as you must be dying

But I really am poorly, I have women flu.

Aww Lorna hope you feel better soon, but I’m sure your still fending for yourself

Oh I'm still feisty.

There is the spirit!

But I am poorly and need a big spoon. Ash is doing his best but I'm not a good patient.

I don't believe that! You are a patient.. not some badge collector.."good" patient one being one of them. Entitlement to rant comes with a territory;-)

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m

I'm exactly the same! I'm not getting anywhere near enough sympathy!

I'll bring you homemade chicken soup and orange juice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh just "Man Up" already. You should try having periods, but then I guess you would be dying in Hospital for a week every month hooked up to a Morphine Drip.

No Sympathy Sent. No flowers. No blow jobs. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

Well may be some tissues. That's it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're all dying act accordingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it like a full on yorky bar chunky man cold....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m"

Man up and stop being a tart, do some exercise and sweat it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m"
dont worry fella ivr got the paramedics on stand by..just stay with us..keep talking..stay awake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m

I'm exactly the same! I'm not getting anywhere near enough sympathy!

I'll bring you homemade chicken soup and orange juice."

Aww Lorraine.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....mdont worry fella ivr got the paramedics on stand by..just stay with us..keep talking..stay awake...

I’ve got the air ambulance on standby. OP just say the word....

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