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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....where is it.....?

Nip x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s this one

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

It's to the left

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Also, tell me I'm pretty.....

.....please.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s this one "

Obv! ....now you're on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also, tell me I'm pretty.....

.....please..... "

I can’t see your face but I’ll assume you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's to the left "

Swipe right for an opinion....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Also, tell me I'm pretty.....

.....please..... "

Aw since you've asked so nicely you're very pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s this one

Obv! ....now you're on it "

Charmer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also, tell me I'm pretty.....

.....please.....

I can’t see your face but I’ll assume you are "

I'm not hiding...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also, tell me I'm pretty.....

.....please.....

I can’t see your face but I’ll assume you are

I'm not hiding... "

Yes you are very pretty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also, tell me I'm pretty.....

.....please.....

Aw since you've asked so nicely you're very pretty"

Ditto, right back atcha beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also, tell me I'm pretty.....

.....please.....

Aw since you've asked so nicely you're very pretty"

Hello lovely! You found the right thread too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also, tell me I'm pretty.....

.....please.....

I can’t see your face but I’ll assume you are

I'm not hiding...

Yes you are very pretty "

Thank you

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Is it invisible thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....where is it.....?

Nip x"

depends what youre stitching

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....where is it.....?

Nip xdepends what youre stitching "

More of a knitter of emotion and a weaver of drama....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it invisible thread?"

Kings new fab clothes, yaaassss...

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Also, tell me I'm pretty.....

.....please..... "

You are! But now you've mentioned her, i wanna see "mrs Nippy" to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also, tell me I'm pretty.....

.....please.....

You are! But now you've mentioned her, i wanna see "mrs Nippy" to! "

She's too purdy.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please .... "

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Also, tell me I'm pretty.....

.....please.....

You are! But now you've mentioned her, i wanna see "mrs Nippy" to!

She's too purdy....."

Tease!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....where is it.....?

Nip xdepends what youre stitching

More of a knitter of emotion and a weaver of drama.... "

ooooo you have a loom an air loom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also, tell me I'm pretty.....

.....please.....

You are! But now you've mentioned her, i wanna see "mrs Nippy" to!

She's too purdy.....

Tease! "

Always leave something to the imagination

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....where is it.....?

Nip xdepends what youre stitching

More of a knitter of emotion and a weaver of drama.... ooooo you have a loom an air loom "

Hot air, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead.... "

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please .... "
with a body like yours you can have my topic

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please .... "

Like that'll happen with nippy in charge lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea? "

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like the other day. Has GK done a left thread?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea? "

Crispy lamb stir fry here ... nom nom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

Like that'll happen with nippy in charge lol "

I never claimed to be in charge, it's more of a communal pirate ship.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this like the other day. Has GK done a left thread? "

Noooooo, well maybe but better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving "

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Crispy lamb stir fry here ... nom nom "

Set a spare place or three... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please .... with a body like yours you can have my topic "

Now there’s a line I haven’t had before

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Crispy lamb stir fry here ... nom nom

Set a spare place or three... ?"

Oh .. certainly once we've moved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please .... with a body like yours you can have my topic

Now there’s a line I haven’t had before "

or mars bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte ..... "

In where, you kinky so'n'so...? A whole one....?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte ..... "

I ate the kids left over pizza, I'm so glam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

In where, you kinky so'n'so...? A whole one....? "

And I didn’t even see that one coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Crispy lamb stir fry here ... nom nom

Set a spare place or three... ?

Oh .. certainly once we've moved "

That's an offer I'm gonna hold you to....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

In where, you kinky so'n'so...? A whole one....?

And I didn’t even see that one coming "

You are a bad girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

I ate the kids left over pizza, I'm so glam"

Haha. Well I’m home alone tonight so even less chance of attempting to cook!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

I ate the kids left over pizza, I'm so glam"

Cold pizza

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

I ate the kids left over pizza, I'm so glam

Haha. Well I’m home alone tonight so even less chance of attempting the cock! "

As I said, bad girl....!^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

I ate the kids left over pizza, I'm so glam

Haha. Well I’m home alone tonight so even less chance of attempting the cock!

As I said, bad girl....!^"

this is defamation of character surely?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

I ate the kids left over pizza, I'm so glam

Haha. Well I’m home alone tonight so even less chance of attempting the cock!

As I said, bad girl....!^

this is defamation of character surely?! "

Whats the punishment for that...?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

I ate the kids left over pizza, I'm so glam

Haha. Well I’m home alone tonight so even less chance of attempting the cock!

As I said, bad girl....!^

this is defamation of character surely?! "

I wouldn't stand for it,if I were you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

I ate the kids left over pizza, I'm so glam

Haha. Well I’m home alone tonight so even less chance of attempting the cock!

As I said, bad girl....!^

this is defamation of character surely?!

I wouldn't stand for it,if I were you "

What position would you opt for F...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

I ate the kids left over pizza, I'm so glam

Haha. Well I’m home alone tonight so even less chance of attempting the cock!

As I said, bad girl....!^

this is defamation of character surely?!

Whats the punishment for that...?"

I was going to post a new pic of me “attempting the cock”. But I won’t now. As punishment.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

I ate the kids left over pizza, I'm so glam

Haha. Well I’m home alone tonight so even less chance of attempting the cock!

As I said, bad girl....!^

this is defamation of character surely?!

I wouldn't stand for it,if I were you

What position would you opt for F...?"

Definitely requires some punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we sure this is the right thread after all, what with only 3 of us on it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

I ate the kids left over pizza, I'm so glam

Haha. Well I’m home alone tonight so even less chance of attempting the cock!

As I said, bad girl....!^

this is defamation of character surely?!

Whats the punishment for that...?

I was going to post a new pic of me “attempting the cock”. But I won’t now. As punishment. "

Tease.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

I ate the kids left over pizza, I'm so glam

Haha. Well I’m home alone tonight so even less chance of attempting the cock!

As I said, bad girl....!^

this is defamation of character surely?!

Whats the punishment for that...?

I was going to post a new pic of me “attempting the cock”. But I won’t now. As punishment. "

I want to see the pizza sex!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

4ish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

I ate the kids left over pizza, I'm so glam

Haha. Well I’m home alone tonight so even less chance of attempting the cock!

As I said, bad girl....!^

this is defamation of character surely?!

I wouldn't stand for it,if I were you

What position would you opt for F...?

Definitely requires some punishment "

I'm innocent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we sure this is the right thread after all, what with only 3 of us on it? "

Its absolutely the wrong thread, I'm not cool and I just admitted shagging someone yesterday......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

I ate the kids left over pizza, I'm so glam

Haha. Well I’m home alone tonight so even less chance of attempting the cock!

As I said, bad girl....!^

this is defamation of character surely?!

Whats the punishment for that...?

I was going to post a new pic of me “attempting the cock”. But I won’t now. As punishment.

I want to see the pizza sex!"

Messy, very messy.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"4ish "

Awww, hello ish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

I ate the kids left over pizza, I'm so glam

Haha. Well I’m home alone tonight so even less chance of attempting the cock!

As I said, bad girl....!^

this is defamation of character surely?!

Whats the punishment for that...?

I was going to post a new pic of me “attempting the cock”. But I won’t now. As punishment.

I want to see the pizza sex!

Messy, very messy....... "

Let it cool for a bit first, right...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we sure this is the right thread after all, what with only 3 of us on it?

Its absolutely the wrong thread, I'm not cool and I just admitted shagging someone yesterday......"

Wish I’d shagged someone yesterday .... I have to wait until Friday now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

I ate the kids left over pizza, I'm so glam

Haha. Well I’m home alone tonight so even less chance of attempting the cock!

As I said, bad girl....!^

this is defamation of character surely?!

Whats the punishment for that...?

I was going to post a new pic of me “attempting the cock”. But I won’t now. As punishment.

I want to see the pizza sex!

Messy, very messy.......

Let it cool for a bit first, right...?"

Oh yes, what do you think I am, some sort of amateur?!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think I'm on the wrong thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we sure this is the right thread after all, what with only 3 of us on it?

Its absolutely the wrong thread, I'm not cool and I just admitted shagging someone yesterday......

Wish I’d shagged someone yesterday .... I have to wait until Friday now!! "

Awww it's a hard life, I have that wait for Friday too.....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Feels a bit threadbare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we sure this is the right thread after all, what with only 3 of us on it? "
thats all he needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'm on the wrong thread.

"

Noooo this is the right one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feels a bit threadbare "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we sure this is the right thread after all, what with only 3 of us on it? thats all he needs "
lets face it youre a brucie bonus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feels a bit threadbare "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to make sure this thread stays on topic please ....

You'd better choose a topic then my lovely, I didn't think that far ahead....

Oh the pressure! Ok..... erm.... what’s everyone had for their tea?

Haha, whatever you're cooking my love, I'm starving

I don’t cook!! I can stick a pizza in if that helps? The bedroom is more my forte .....

I ate the kids left over pizza, I'm so glam

Haha. Well I’m home alone tonight so even less chance of attempting the cock!

As I said, bad girl....!^

this is defamation of character surely?!

Whats the punishment for that...?

I was going to post a new pic of me “attempting the cock”. But I won’t now. As punishment.

I want to see the pizza sex!

Messy, very messy.......

Let it cool for a bit first, right...?

Oh yes, what do you think I am, some sort of amateur?! "

Oh I bet you do coldplay with frozen ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I'm on the wrong thread.

"

You're always welcome lickety even if you think I have a pale body......

(I swear I just typed this already.... ....its probably on some other thread as a random comment )

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread .... "

We still had crispy lamb stir fry with noodles .. nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread .... "

Yeah but you're home alone later.... ....still time....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

We still had crispy lamb stir fry with noodles .. nom nom nom"

Yes, you did... this sounds lovely and much nicer than pizza.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

We still had crispy lamb stir fry with noodles .. nom nom nom

Yes, you did... this sounds lovely and much nicer than pizza. "

And all home made ... we like to cook

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over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

We still had crispy lamb stir fry with noodles .. nom nom nom

Yes, you did... this sounds lovely and much nicer than pizza.

And all home made ... we like to cook "

I'm fabs worst cook. I couldn't even shag up a pizza properly......

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over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread .... "

Nando’s! And a few profiteroles as a dessert to satisfy the sweettooth

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over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

Nando’s! And a few profiteroles as a dessert to satisfy the sweettooth "

Profiteroles are

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over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

Nando’s! And a few profiteroles as a dessert to satisfy the sweettooth "

I am SO jealous. Nando’s is my fave

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over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

Nando’s! And a few profiteroles as a dessert to satisfy the sweettooth

Profiteroles are "

Yup but it’s also an extra hour on the treadmill

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over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread .... "

Fajitas

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over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

Nando’s! And a few profiteroles as a dessert to satisfy the sweettooth

I am SO jealous. Nando’s is my fave "

Mm it was sooo good!! just incase you were wondering

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over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

Fajitas "

Awww no!! Another of my faves

Someone please come and cook for me until Friday???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

Nando’s! And a few profiteroles as a dessert to satisfy the sweettooth

I am SO jealous. Nando’s is my fave

Mm it was sooo good!! just incase you were wondering "

Thank you for that

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over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

Fajitas

Awww no!! Another of my faves

Someone please come and cook for me until Friday??? "

So you're home alone all week having freaky food sex with yourself.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

Fajitas

Awww no!! Another of my faves

Someone please come and cook for me until Friday???

So you're home alone all week having freaky food sex with yourself.....?"

I can neither confirm nor deny that I have stocked up on cucumbers..........

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

Fajitas

Awww no!! Another of my faves

Someone please come and cook for me until Friday???

So you're home alone all week having freaky food sex with yourself.....?

I can neither confirm nor deny that I have stocked up on cucumbers.......... "

To eat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

Fajitas

Awww no!! Another of my faves

Someone please come and cook for me until Friday???

So you're home alone all week having freaky food sex with yourself.....?

I can neither confirm nor deny that I have stocked up on cucumbers.......... "

Hahaha, I bet you've got the dude from dominos on his way with a satchel filled with those dirty chocolate pizzas.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

Fajitas

Awww no!! Another of my faves

Someone please come and cook for me until Friday???

So you're home alone all week having freaky food sex with yourself.....?

I can neither confirm nor deny that I have stocked up on cucumbers..........

To eat? "

Thats just wrong......!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

Fajitas

Awww no!! Another of my faves

Someone please come and cook for me until Friday???

So you're home alone all week having freaky food sex with yourself.....?

I can neither confirm nor deny that I have stocked up on cucumbers..........

To eat?

Thats just wrong......!"

Only slightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

Fajitas

Awww no!! Another of my faves

Someone please come and cook for me until Friday???

So you're home alone all week having freaky food sex with yourself.....?

I can neither confirm nor deny that I have stocked up on cucumbers..........

Hahaha, I bet you've got the dude from dominos on his way with a satchel filled with those dirty chocolate pizzas....."

That’s tomorrow night’s plan .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

Fajitas

Awww no!! Another of my faves

Someone please come and cook for me until Friday???

So you're home alone all week having freaky food sex with yourself.....?

I can neither confirm nor deny that I have stocked up on cucumbers..........

Hahaha, I bet you've got the dude from dominos on his way with a satchel filled with those dirty chocolate pizzas.....

That’s tomorrow night’s plan ..... "

I did watch some pizza porn once, just the one time. I think it's an actual category.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

Fajitas

Awww no!! Another of my faves

Someone please come and cook for me until Friday???

So you're home alone all week having freaky food sex with yourself.....?

I can neither confirm nor deny that I have stocked up on cucumbers..........

Hahaha, I bet you've got the dude from dominos on his way with a satchel filled with those dirty chocolate pizzas.....

That’s tomorrow night’s plan .....

I did watch some pizza porn once, just the one time. I think it's an actual category..... "

Noooooo?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

Fajitas

Awww no!! Another of my faves

Someone please come and cook for me until Friday???

So you're home alone all week having freaky food sex with yourself.....?

I can neither confirm nor deny that I have stocked up on cucumbers..........

Hahaha, I bet you've got the dude from dominos on his way with a satchel filled with those dirty chocolate pizzas.....

That’s tomorrow night’s plan .....

I did watch some pizza porn once, just the one time. I think it's an actual category.....

Noooooo?! "

Yesssssssssssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what did everyone have for their tea? I had pizza. I ate it. I did not perform sexual acts with it, as has been falsely stated further up thread ....

Fajitas

Awww no!! Another of my faves

Someone please come and cook for me until Friday???

So you're home alone all week having freaky food sex with yourself.....?

I can neither confirm nor deny that I have stocked up on cucumbers..........

Hahaha, I bet you've got the dude from dominos on his way with a satchel filled with those dirty chocolate pizzas.....

That’s tomorrow night’s plan .....

I did watch some pizza porn once, just the one time. I think it's an actual category.....

Noooooo?!

Yesssssssssssssss"

I don’t believe it

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over a year ago

For once I am on the right track

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For once I am on the right track "

Thank god you made it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For once I am on the right track

Thank god you made it!! "

Don't think God would leave me to a place where ppl piss on one another though... Except if I was a piss sampler

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over a year ago


"For once I am on the right track

Thank god you made it!!

Don't think God would leave me to a place where ppl piss on one another though... Except if I was a piss sampler"

Ppl piss on each other daily in the forum, I've witnessed them pissing on themselves here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For once I am on the right track

Thank god you made it!!

Don't think God would leave me to a place where ppl piss on one another though... Except if I was a piss sampler

Ppl piss on each other daily in the forum, I've witnessed them pissing on themselves here....."

And on posts too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For once I am on the right track

Thank god you made it!!

Don't think God would leave me to a place where ppl piss on one another though... Except if I was a piss sampler

Ppl piss on each other daily in the forum, I've witnessed them pissing on themselves here.....

And on posts too "

Forgot to add lamp in front of posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For once I am on the right track

Thank god you made it!!

Don't think God would leave me to a place where ppl piss on one another though... Except if I was a piss sampler

Ppl piss on each other daily in the forum, I've witnessed them pissing on themselves here.....

And on posts too "

There is no pissing going on in here!! This is the right thread, after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For once I am on the right track

Thank god you made it!!

Don't think God would leave me to a place where ppl piss on one another though... Except if I was a piss sampler

Ppl piss on each other daily in the forum, I've witnessed them pissing on themselves here.....

And on posts too "

Goal posts, lamp posts, fence posts, post boxes..... kinky sonbitches make pizza sex look tame......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For once I am on the right track

Thank god you made it!!

Don't think God would leave me to a place where ppl piss on one another though... Except if I was a piss sampler

Ppl piss on each other daily in the forum, I've witnessed them pissing on themselves here.....

And on posts too

Goal posts, lamp posts, fence posts, post boxes..... kinky sonbitches make pizza sex look tame......"

Impala?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For once I am on the right track

Thank god you made it!!

Don't think God would leave me to a place where ppl piss on one another though... Except if I was a piss sampler

Ppl piss on each other daily in the forum, I've witnessed them pissing on themselves here.....

And on posts too

Goal posts, lamp posts, fence posts, post boxes..... kinky sonbitches make pizza sex look tame......"

Did someone say pizza sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For once I am on the right track

Thank god you made it!!

Don't think God would leave me to a place where ppl piss on one another though... Except if I was a piss sampler

Ppl piss on each other daily in the forum, I've witnessed them pissing on themselves here.....

And on posts too

Goal posts, lamp posts, fence posts, post boxes..... kinky sonbitches make pizza sex look tame......

Impala?"

Awwwww, he should come back for a day again.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For once I am on the right track

Thank god you made it!!

Don't think God would leave me to a place where ppl piss on one another though... Except if I was a piss sampler

Ppl piss on each other daily in the forum, I've witnessed them pissing on themselves here.....

And on posts too

Goal posts, lamp posts, fence posts, post boxes..... kinky sonbitches make pizza sex look tame......

Did someone say pizza sex? "

Favourite topping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For once I am on the right track

Thank god you made it!!

Don't think God would leave me to a place where ppl piss on one another though... Except if I was a piss sampler

Ppl piss on each other daily in the forum, I've witnessed them pissing on themselves here.....

And on posts too

Goal posts, lamp posts, fence posts, post boxes..... kinky sonbitches make pizza sex look tame......

Did someone say pizza sex?

Favourite topping?"

Cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For once I am on the right track

Thank god you made it!!

Don't think God would leave me to a place where ppl piss on one another though... Except if I was a piss sampler

Ppl piss on each other daily in the forum, I've witnessed them pissing on themselves here.....

And on posts too

Goal posts, lamp posts, fence posts, post boxes..... kinky sonbitches make pizza sex look tame......

Did someone say pizza sex?

Favourite topping?

Cheese "

I'm actually with you on that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For once I am on the right track

Thank god you made it!!

Don't think God would leave me to a place where ppl piss on one another though... Except if I was a piss sampler

Ppl piss on each other daily in the forum, I've witnessed them pissing on themselves here.....

And on posts too

Goal posts, lamp posts, fence posts, post boxes..... kinky sonbitches make pizza sex look tame......

Did someone say pizza sex?

Favourite topping?

Cheese

I'm actually with you on that.... "

Soooo.... did everyone else get lost and go to the wrong thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For once I am on the right track

Thank god you made it!!

Don't think God would leave me to a place where ppl piss on one another though... Except if I was a piss sampler

Ppl piss on each other daily in the forum, I've witnessed them pissing on themselves here.....

And on posts too

Goal posts, lamp posts, fence posts, post boxes..... kinky sonbitches make pizza sex look tame......

Did someone say pizza sex?

Favourite topping?

Cheese

I'm actually with you on that....

Soooo.... did everyone else get lost and go to the wrong thread? "

Nah, they'll be talking.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I feel weird now that I've seen your vagina.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel weird now that I've seen your vagina..... "

Has this ruined our friendship?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel weird now that I've seen your vagina.....

Has this ruined our friendship? "

Never!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel weird now that I've seen your vagina.....

Has this ruined our friendship?

Never! "

If it would help to ease the awkwardness you could show me your cock?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Pizza sex, pissing and flashing vaginas! You've covered a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pizza sex, pissing and flashing vaginas! You've covered a lot "

You’re back!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Pizza sex, pissing and flashing vaginas! You've covered a lot

You’re back! "

Hello lovely

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over a year ago

I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pizza sex, pissing and flashing vaginas! You've covered a lot "

It's been revealing....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction.... "

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Pizza sex, pissing and flashing vaginas! You've covered a lot

It's been revealing.... "

Clearly!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission"

I only saw two threads and they looked one in the same to me.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission"

Well... I’ve educated him on pizza and cucumber sex. I wouldn’t say it’s been entirely an unsuccessful mission

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission

Well... I’ve educated him on pizza and cucumber sex. I wouldn’t say it’s been entirely an unsuccessful mission "

I'd say that was a successful day tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission

I only saw two threads and they looked one in the same to me.....?"

I can’t help you with that particular mission. I was ridiculously confused

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission

Well... I’ve educated him on pizza and cucumber sex. I wouldn’t say it’s been entirely an unsuccessful mission "

I hope you two are friends too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission

I only saw two threads and they looked one in the same to me.....?

I can’t help you with that particular mission. I was ridiculously confused "

Me too but I really like Clem, I feel bad for being a confused twat.....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission

Well... I’ve educated him on pizza and cucumber sex. I wouldn’t say it’s been entirely an unsuccessful mission

I hope you two are friends too "

I would certainly hope so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission

Well... I’ve educated him on pizza and cucumber sex. I wouldn’t say it’s been entirely an unsuccessful mission

I hope you two are friends too

I would certainly hope so "

Good, you both have beautiful minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission

I only saw two threads and they looked one in the same to me.....?

I can’t help you with that particular mission. I was ridiculously confused

Me too but I really like Clem, I feel bad for being a confused twat....."

I think you were supposed to comment if you had only ever had sex with a condom. So; if you have ever in your life had bareback sex....... don’t worry about locating the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission

Well... I’ve educated him on pizza and cucumber sex. I wouldn’t say it’s been entirely an unsuccessful mission

I hope you two are friends too

I would certainly hope so

Good, you both have beautiful minds "

Practically besties now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission

I only saw two threads and they looked one in the same to me.....?

I can’t help you with that particular mission. I was ridiculously confused

Me too but I really like Clem, I feel bad for being a confused twat.....

I think you were supposed to comment if you had only ever had sex with a condom. So; if you have ever in your life had bareback sex....... don’t worry about locating the thread. "

I was told to go to the other thread though, I think it was a cunning trick to get rid of me.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission

Well... I’ve educated him on pizza and cucumber sex. I wouldn’t say it’s been entirely an unsuccessful mission

I hope you two are friends too

I would certainly hope so

Good, you both have beautiful minds

Practically besties now "

Leave some room to squeeze me in, yeah?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission

Well... I’ve educated him on pizza and cucumber sex. I wouldn’t say it’s been entirely an unsuccessful mission

I hope you two are friends too

I would certainly hope so

Good, you both have beautiful minds

Practically besties now

Leave some room to squeeze me in, yeah? "

Naughty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission

Well... I’ve educated him on pizza and cucumber sex. I wouldn’t say it’s been entirely an unsuccessful mission

I hope you two are friends too

I would certainly hope so

Good, you both have beautiful minds

Practically besties now

Leave some room to squeeze me in, yeah?

Naughty "

Only in your mind!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Oh my mind is filthy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission

Well... I’ve educated him on pizza and cucumber sex. I wouldn’t say it’s been entirely an unsuccessful mission

I hope you two are friends too

I would certainly hope so

Good, you both have beautiful minds

Practically besties now

Leave some room to squeeze me in, yeah?

Naughty

Only in your mind! "

We will definitely squeeze you in all friends here

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission

Well... I’ve educated him on pizza and cucumber sex. I wouldn’t say it’s been entirely an unsuccessful mission

I hope you two are friends too

I would certainly hope so

Good, you both have beautiful minds

Practically besties now

Leave some room to squeeze me in, yeah?

Naughty

Only in your mind!

We will definitely squeeze you in all friends here "

You've seen the size of my arse? It'll be a tight squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission

Well... I’ve educated him on pizza and cucumber sex. I wouldn’t say it’s been entirely an unsuccessful mission

I hope you two are friends too

I would certainly hope so

Good, you both have beautiful minds

Practically besties now

Leave some room to squeeze me in, yeah?

Naughty

Only in your mind!

We will definitely squeeze you in all friends here

You've seen the size of my arse? It'll be a tight squeeze"

It’ll be cosy and lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I should just point out that the only purpose of this thread was (in my confused little eyes) because I wanted to find the appropriate strand of Clem's multiple varieties of sexual practice/safety threads to belong on..... ......and still nobody was helpful enough to point me in the right direction....

Oh damn it have we not helped in your mission

Well... I’ve educated him on pizza and cucumber sex. I wouldn’t say it’s been entirely an unsuccessful mission

I hope you two are friends too

I would certainly hope so

Good, you both have beautiful minds

Practically besties now

Leave some room to squeeze me in, yeah?

Naughty

Only in your mind!

We will definitely squeeze you in all friends here

You've seen the size of my arse? It'll be a tight squeeze"

I didn't quite realise "everything" was on offer, but gladly....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"....where is it.....?

Nip x"

Its called zippy zapola

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....where is it.....?

Nip x

Its called zippy zapola"

I just wondered what thread I was suppose to be on my lovely....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"....where is it.....?

Nip x

Its called zippy zapola

I just wondered what thread I was suppose to be on my lovely...."

How many have you started Steve?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....where is it.....?

Nip x

Its called zippy zapola

I just wondered what thread I was suppose to be on my lovely....

How many have you started Steve?"

No it was off someone else's thread, I've only done two myself and both mine are utter shite.....! I need to define my sexual safety or something and stand in a group....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"....where is it.....?

Nip x

Its called zippy zapola

I just wondered what thread I was suppose to be on my lovely....

How many have you started Steve?

No it was off someone else's thread, I've only done two myself and both mine are utter shite.....! I need to define my sexual safety or something and stand in a group...."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....where is it.....?

Nip x

Its called zippy zapola

I just wondered what thread I was suppose to be on my lovely....

How many have you started Steve?

No it was off someone else's thread, I've only done two myself and both mine are utter shite.....! I need to define my sexual safety or something and stand in a group....

"

What does one have to actually type for the little violin dude...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found it! Down the corridor! Door on the right, past the gloryhole, behind the door (don't mind Uncle Fusty) down past the coffee machine keep walking and it is there on the left.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"....where is it.....?

Nip x

Its called zippy zapola

I just wondered what thread I was suppose to be on my lovely....

How many have you started Steve?

No it was off someone else's thread, I've only done two myself and both mine are utter shite.....! I need to define my sexual safety or something and stand in a group....

What does one have to actually type for the little violin dude...?"

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I found it! Down the corridor! Door on the right, past the gloryhole, behind the door (don't mind Uncle Fusty) down past the coffee machine keep walking and it is there on the left."

When I get there will there be a sign on the door saying "fooled you!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....where is it.....?

Nip x

Its called zippy zapola

I just wondered what thread I was suppose to be on my lovely....

How many have you started Steve?

No it was off someone else's thread, I've only done two myself and both mine are utter shite.....! I need to define my sexual safety or something and stand in a group....

What does one have to actually type for the little violin dude...?

This

"

Yes but what goes in the brackets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found it! Down the corridor! Door on the right, past the gloryhole, behind the door (don't mind Uncle Fusty) down past the coffee machine keep walking and it is there on the left.

When I get there will there be a sign on the door saying "fooled you!" "

Would I lie to you! Would I lie to you honey! Would I tell you something that isn't true!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"....where is it.....?

Nip x

Its called zippy zapola

I just wondered what thread I was suppose to be on my lovely....

How many have you started Steve?

No it was off someone else's thread, I've only done two myself and both mine are utter shite.....! I need to define my sexual safety or something and stand in a group....

What does one have to actually type for the little violin dude...?

This

Yes but what goes in the brackets?"

read reply and quote its violin in brackets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I found it! Down the corridor! Door on the right, past the gloryhole, behind the door (don't mind Uncle Fusty) down past the coffee machine keep walking and it is there on the left.

When I get there will there be a sign on the door saying "fooled you!"

Would I lie to you! Would I lie to you honey! Would I tell you something that isn't true!"

I'm fine with lies if there's sex involved.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....where is it.....?

Nip x

Its called zippy zapola

I just wondered what thread I was suppose to be on my lovely....

How many have you started Steve?

No it was off someone else's thread, I've only done two myself and both mine are utter shite.....! I need to define my sexual safety or something and stand in a group....

What does one have to actually type for the little violin dude...?

This

Yes but what goes in the brackets?read reply and quote its violin in brackets"

Oooohhhhh

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"....where is it.....?

Nip x

Its called zippy zapola

I just wondered what thread I was suppose to be on my lovely....

How many have you started Steve?

No it was off someone else's thread, I've only done two myself and both mine are utter shite.....! I need to define my sexual safety or something and stand in a group....

What does one have to actually type for the little violin dude...?

This

Yes but what goes in the brackets?read reply and quote its violin in brackets

Oooohhhhh "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....where is it.....?

Nip x

Its called zippy zapola

I just wondered what thread I was suppose to be on my lovely....

How many have you started Steve?

No it was off someone else's thread, I've only done two myself and both mine are utter shite.....! I need to define my sexual safety or something and stand in a group....

What does one have to actually type for the little violin dude...?

This

Yes but what goes in the brackets?read reply and quote its violin in brackets

Oooohhhhh

"

I'm gonna take a stab at.........

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"....where is it.....?

Nip x

Its called zippy zapola

I just wondered what thread I was suppose to be on my lovely....

How many have you started Steve?

No it was off someone else's thread, I've only done two myself and both mine are utter shite.....! I need to define my sexual safety or something and stand in a group....

What does one have to actually type for the little violin dude...?

This

Yes but what goes in the brackets?read reply and quote its violin in brackets

Oooohhhhh

I'm gonna take a stab at........."

Haha you make me smile x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....where is it.....?

Nip x

Its called zippy zapola

I just wondered what thread I was suppose to be on my lovely....

How many have you started Steve?

No it was off someone else's thread, I've only done two myself and both mine are utter shite.....! I need to define my sexual safety or something and stand in a group....

What does one have to actually type for the little violin dude...?

This

Yes but what goes in the brackets?read reply and quote its violin in brackets

Oooohhhhh

I'm gonna take a stab at.........

Haha you make me smile x"

Good and ditto

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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