FabSwingers.com forum: Is everyone ok?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve just logged in and the first 2 threads have made me think wtf??

Anyone got anything sensible to say today or have we all gone mad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What threads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m definitely mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sanity isnt a strength on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to see my gnome Nora

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Catapulting something into a vagina and self circumcision! Haven’t read anymore yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Normal' is overrated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like to see my gnome Nora

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I dont need to answer that , you already know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catapulting something into a vagina and self circumcision! Haven’t read anymore yet"

skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catapulting something into a vagina and self circumcision! Haven’t read anymore yet"

You misunderstood. It's catapulting out of a vagina I think. Much better

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I think that some people on here must have real issues!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think that some people on here must have real issues!

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i try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to see my gnome Nora

No"

You don’t mean that, I know you don’t, I’ll catapult it out of my vagina

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm not sensible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catapulting something into a vagina and self circumcision! Haven’t read anymore yet

You misunderstood. It's catapulting out of a vagina I think. Much better

Nope, my bad. It is into.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catapulting something into a vagina and self circumcision! Haven’t read anymore yet

You misunderstood. It's catapulting out of a vagina I think. Much better

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no no no

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

It's half term ... so ....

Are you ok Nora?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Catapulting something into a vagina and self circumcision! Haven’t read anymore yet

You misunderstood. It's catapulting out of a vagina I think. Much better

Oh I see! Sticky Vikki styleeeee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's half term ... so ....

Are you ok Nora?"

Oh not here. All back today!!! Deep joy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think that some people on here must have real issues!

i try

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sanity isnt a strength on fab

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I think that some people on here must have real issues!

i try

You make it look effortless!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Catapulting something into a vagina and self circumcision! Haven’t read anymore yet

You misunderstood. It's catapulting out of a vagina I think. Much better

No ... he was quite specific about being fired into

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not sensible

Oh god you used to be! Have you been fabercised????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think that some people on here must have real issues!

i try

You make it look effortless!!

some folks just have it all

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"It's half term ... so ....

Are you ok Nora?

Oh not here. All back today!!! Deep joy!!!

Ah ... then I have no explanation

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

No I'm not ok, maybe bed's broke and I've only had it for just over a year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think that some people on here must have real issues!

i try

You make it look effortless!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I'm not ok, maybe bed's broke and I've only had it for just over a year

Oh Ace!

. Too much bonking?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’ve just logged in and the first 2 threads have made me think wtf??

Anyone got anything sensible to say today or have we all gone mad?

What do you mean GONE MAD.

I thought it was a site requirement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop your kink shaming you

or il revive your fave rat thread

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Welcome to Monday madness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling exceedingly splendid thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes thanks Nora. I hope you are too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop your kink shaming you

or il revive your fave rat thread

I don’t kink shame! I’ll try anything once. He’s well up for the self circumcision thing Saturday night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I'm not ok, maybe bed's broke and I've only had it for just over a year

Oh Ace!

. Too much bonking?"

It’s the clocks fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop your kink shaming you

or il revive your fave rat thread

I don’t kink shame! I’ll try anything once. He’s well up for the self circumcision thing Saturday night!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm not sensible

Oh god you used to be! Have you been fabercised????"

Yes, there is no hope for me - save yourself!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Has anyone seen my pills?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad sexy !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone seen my pills? "
in the minifridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes thanks Nora. I hope you are too

Yeah I’m good thanks. I’ve made some birthday resolutions. Time for some changes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm feeling exceedingly splendid thanks

Taff you’re always feeling splendid

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm perfectly OK, I'm fact better than OK today

However, I have never made any claim to being sane

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm perfectly OK, I'm fact better than OK today

However, I have never made any claim to being sane

Ah that’s good to hear lovely

xx. And no I wouldn’t put you and sane in the same sentence

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I'm ok as I haven't read those 2 threads

Think they were posted by Daily Mail headline writers.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Wibble

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm perfectly OK, I'm fact better than OK today

However, I have never made any claim to being sane

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Ain't that the Truth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh god the cock fart thread is back. I’m going back to bed!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Oh god the cock fart thread is back. I’m going back to bed!"

Good idea !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"No I'm not ok, maybe bed's broke and I've only had it for just over a year

Oh Ace!

. Too much bonking?"

I wish, I was only having a snuggle with ma mate and the entire middle structure just gave way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I'm not ok, maybe bed's broke and I've only had it for just over a year

Oh Ace!

. Too much bonking?

I wish, I was only having a snuggle with ma mate and the entire middle structure just gave way

Ah see it all starts with a snuggle with a mate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I'm not ok, maybe bed's broke and I've only had it for just over a year

Oh Ace!

. Too much bonking?

I wish, I was only having a snuggle with ma mate and the entire middle structure just gave way

Ah see it all starts with a snuggle with a mate! "

Spurs? Fancy a snuggle

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By *ucidityWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’ve just logged in and the first 2 threads have made me think wtf??

Anyone got anything sensible to say today or have we all gone mad?

...I rarely have anything sensible to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just logged in and the first 2 threads have made me think wtf??

Anyone got anything sensible to say today or have we all gone mad?

Well I thought you had to be mad to be here in the first place? Tell me that's not so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m definitely mad

She is, you know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catapulting something into a vagina and self circumcision! Haven’t read anymore yet

You misunderstood. It's catapulting out of a vagina I think. Much better

Clearly a lady thing. How does one get a catapault into one's vagina...and is it like a Dennis the Menace catapault or a ballista? Curious people want to know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve just logged in and the first 2 threads have made me think wtf??

Anyone got anything sensible to say today or have we all gone mad?

Well I thought you had to be mad to be here in the first place? Tell me that's not so?"

True. I remember answering the questions when I joined. Male, female, trans. Bi, gay, straight. Mad, almost mad, full blown mentalist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I'm not ok, maybe bed's broke and I've only had it for just over a year

Oh Ace!

. Too much bonking?

It’s the clocks fault

Cogsworth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Catapulting something into a vagina and self circumcision! Haven’t read anymore yet

You misunderstood. It's catapulting out of a vagina I think. Much better

Clearly a lady thing. How does one get a catapault into one's vagina...and is it like a Dennis the Menace catapault or a ballista? Curious people want to know."

Fook knows but a little bit of me now wants to try!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catapulting something into a vagina and self circumcision! Haven’t read anymore yet

You misunderstood. It's catapulting out of a vagina I think. Much better

Nope, my bad. It is into."

This just gets worse, but at least it's more achievable, apart from a lack of volunteers I would imagine..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catapulting something into a vagina and self circumcision! Haven’t read anymore yet

You misunderstood. It's catapulting out of a vagina I think. Much better

Clearly a lady thing. How does one get a catapault into one's vagina...and is it like a Dennis the Menace catapault or a ballista? Curious people want to know.

Fook knows but a little bit of me now wants to try!"

A large part of me wants to help you try..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Catapulting something into a vagina and self circumcision! Haven’t read anymore yet

You misunderstood. It's catapulting out of a vagina I think. Much better

Clearly a lady thing. How does one get a catapault into one's vagina...and is it like a Dennis the Menace catapault or a ballista? Curious people want to know.

Fook knows but a little bit of me now wants to try!

A large part of me wants to help you try..

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

It's just taking up where it was left last night. That Gunk thread was one of the most WTF things I have seen here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's just taking up where it was left last night. That Gunk thread was one of the most WTF things I have seen here."

Oh I missed that. Is it best I don’t look?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"It's just taking up where it was left last night. That Gunk thread was one of the most WTF things I have seen here.

Oh I missed that. Is it best I don’t look?

If you find out what it’s about can you let me know as well as my mates interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's just taking up where it was left last night. That Gunk thread was one of the most WTF things I have seen here.

Oh I missed that. Is it best I don’t look?

If you find out what it’s about can you let me know as well as my mates interested

I’ve broke friends with you. Leave me alone

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

It cannot be said that Fab shirks the hard questions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh FFS

Who is catapulting what into who's vagina?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh FFS

Who is catapulting what into who's vagina?"

Who do you think?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"It's just taking up where it was left last night. That Gunk thread was one of the most WTF things I have seen here.

Oh I missed that. Is it best I don’t look?

If you find out what it’s about can you let me know as well as my mates interested

I’ve broke friends with you. Leave me alone "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh FFS

Who is catapulting what into who's vagina?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh FFS

Who is catapulting what into who's vagina?

Who do you think?

Has Prince Charles rejoined fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you think it's bad here, you should meet some of us in person. Now where did I leave my anvil?

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"It's just taking up where it was left last night. That Gunk thread was one of the most WTF things I have seen here.

Oh I missed that. Is it best I don’t look?

Be blissful in your ignorance and thank the forum admins

The clocks went back and it gets like 28 days later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's just taking up where it was left last night. That Gunk thread was one of the most WTF things I have seen here.

Oh I missed that. Is it best I don’t look?

Be blissful in your ignorance and thank the forum admins

The clocks went back and it gets like 28 days later."

I am blissful in my ignorance. That’s why I’m usually quite happy and jolly. It’s great here in Nora world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I’m happy I’m off for 2 piercings today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps.... ....or something more forummy....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep I’m happy I’m off for 2 piercings today

Oooooooh errrrrrrrr. Dare I ask where? Ears were enough for me! I’m a wuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is verging a zombie apocalypse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I’m happy I’m off for 2 piercings today

Oooooooh errrrrrrrr. Dare I ask where? Ears were enough for me! I’m a wuss "

Tongue and nipple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep I’m happy I’m off for 2 piercings today

Oooooooh errrrrrrrr. Dare I ask where? Ears were enough for me! I’m a wuss

Tongue and nipple

. Brave x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Spain for a, week.. I am very ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In Spain for a, week.. I am very ok"

Enjoy! Love Spain. I nearly went last week but weather wasn’t all that where we are. Which part roughly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In Spain for a, week.. I am very ok"

I wish I was in the sunshine. I wouldn't be on here though, I switch mine off and stick Do Not Disturb in when I'm on holiday.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"I’ve just logged in and the first 2 threads have made me think wtf??

Anyone got anything sensible to say today or have we all gone mad?

I’m mad for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/dhZTNgAs4Fc

My Chemical Romance- I'm not Okay

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