FabSwingers.com forum: I'd like to share a Winter Poem with you....

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fuck Off .

Its Fucking Freezing

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Fuck Off .

Its Fucking Freezing

That's deep....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s really good, you should publish it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That’s really good, you should publish it

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I thought so too , rather Shakespearian wouldnt you say

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Fuck Off .

Its Fucking Freezing

That's deep....

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Aww Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s really good, you should publish it

I thought so too , rather Shakespearian wouldnt you say

Definitely, I shall nominate myself as your proof reader and publisher

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That’s really good, you should publish it

I thought so too , rather Shakespearian wouldnt you say

Definitely, I shall nominate myself as your proof reader and publisher

"
I'll offer you 25% of all profits made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww, cheer up. It’s not snowing yet x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Aww, cheer up. It’s not snowing yet x

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Yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s really good, you should publish it

I thought so too , rather Shakespearian wouldnt you say

Definitely, I shall nominate myself as your proof reader and publisher

I'll offer you 25% of all profits made

I’ll just take 2% if that’s ok with you

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You may scoff, you may laugh but I've been at an art exhibition where a jar of pasta shapes was one of the exhibits...

If enough people say your poem is good you could be on to a winner.

Is there an anthology? The four seasons?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That’s really good, you should publish it

I thought so too , rather Shakespearian wouldnt you say

Definitely, I shall nominate myself as your proof reader and publisher

I'll offer you 25% of all profits made

I’ll just take 2% if that’s ok with you

"
Sounds a deal .

2% of Fuck All is the same as 25% anyway

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You may scoff, you may laugh but I've been at an art exhibition where a jar of pasta shapes was one of the exhibits...

If enough people say your poem is good you could be on to a winner.

Is there an anthology? The four seasons?

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I may need some time to create these masterpieces, so give me a day or two

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"You may scoff, you may laugh but I've been at an art exhibition where a jar of pasta shapes was one of the exhibits...

If enough people say your poem is good you could be on to a winner.

Is there an anthology? The four seasons?

I may need some time to create these masterpieces, so give me a day or two

I imagine that you need to let the creative juices flow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck Off .

Its Fucking Freezing

I was expecting the songs of frozen thank fuck its not

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

May I suggest

Summer

Fuck off,

It's fucking boiling

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Fuck Off .

Its Fucking Freezing

I was expecting the songs of frozen thank fuck its not

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"May I suggest

Summer

Fuck off,

It's fucking boiling"
Poet Laureate you are as well

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Autumn

Fuck off

Fucking falling leaves

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"May I suggest

Summer

Fuck off,

It's fucking boiling Poet Laureate you are as well

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what

I can't take any of the credit. The inspiration and creativity is all yours. I'm merely a vessel.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Autumn

Fuck off

Fucking falling leaves"
We need a Fab book of poetry

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"May I suggest

Summer

Fuck off,

It's fucking boiling Poet Laureate you are as well

what

I can't take any of the credit. The inspiration and creativity is all yours. I'm merely a vessel."
I'll mention you in my upcoming book

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

The snow is falling,

And as i feared:

My balls have fucking disappeared.

The frost is biting, the chill wind mocks.

My nipples are as hard as rocks.

My duvet sucks - its cold and thin.

I need hot pussy to put my frozen cock in.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The snow is falling,

And as i feared:

My balls have fucking disappeared.

The frost is biting, the chill wind mocks.

My nipples are as hard as rocks.

My duvet sucks - its cold and thin.

I need hot pussy to put my frozen cock in.

"
Page 1 of my new book .

Bravo Sir !!

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"The snow is falling,

And as i feared:

My balls have fucking disappeared.

The frost is biting, the chill wind mocks.

My nipples are as hard as rocks.

My duvet sucks - its cold and thin.

I need hot pussy to put my frozen cock in.

Page 1 of my new book .

Bravo Sir !!"

Thank you thank you:

My next work is entitled:

Blue Balls....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The snow is falling,

And as i feared:

My balls have fucking disappeared.

The frost is biting, the chill wind mocks.

My nipples are as hard as rocks.

My duvet sucks - its cold and thin.

I need hot pussy to put my frozen cock in.

Page 1 of my new book .

Bravo Sir !!

Thank you thank you:

My next work is entitled:

Blue Balls...."
You may need to ask Mickey for permission on that one

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Blue Balls, Blue Balls,

Fit neatly inside my Y's (or smalls)

They're completely full and aching too

I simply don't know what to do.

I need to find a willing lass

to slap her fine and round, full ass

I'll take her over the bathroom sink

And return my balls to the colour pink.

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Benjamin Zephaniah can bite me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Blue Balls, Blue Balls,

Fit neatly inside my Y's (or smalls)

They're completely full and aching too

I simply don't know what to do.

I need to find a willing lass

to slap her fine and round, full ass

I'll take her over the bathroom sink

And return my balls to the colour pink."
How could any potential suitor refuse

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Spring, Spring,

It really sucks

I couldnt give two flying fucks.

Short n sweet

just like me

apart from the sweet bit

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Benjamin Zehaniah

Has become a Pariah

And Roger McGough

Is not a toff.

Haiku Monday!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Benjamin Zehaniah

Has become a Pariah

And Roger McGough

Is not a toff.

Haiku Monday!

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Ok this is going into weird random tangents area now

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Its the cold - brain not respond good now - speech slurring.... cant stand.....

wait - that maybe the Bushmills Malt in my coffee (or, more accurately the coffee in my Bushmills Malt)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Its the cold - brain not respond good now - speech slurring.... cant stand.....

wait - that maybe the Bushmills Malt in my coffee (or, more accurately the coffee in my Bushmills Malt)

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Good enough excuse

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I got a new one ....

This crispy cold time of year ,

My fuckin cocks disappeared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck Off .

Its Fucking Freezing

That's deep....

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Always a good thing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Fuck Off .

Its Fucking Freezing

That's deep....

Always a good thing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm stuggling ty type as my fiingers r two cwold

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

can I just say it's not winter yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a new one ....

This crispy cold time of year ,

My fuckin cocks disappeared

That's not so deep.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"can I just say it's not winter yet"
Tell my fingers that

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Aww, cheer up. It’s not snowing yet x

And it’s not even winter yet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Aww, cheer up. It’s not snowing yet x

And it’s not even winter yet"
It is here

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I like the alliteration

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I like the alliteration

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Took me ages to word it just how I wanted

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

That was Winnie the Pooh wasn't it?

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Freezing, frosty, fingered fanny.

Teasing, testy, Tranmere Tranny.

Grooving, gyrating, gimbaled granny.

And

Nasty, nursing, nubile nanny.

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