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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

‘Dress down Fridays’ mean something completely different to you than the rest of the office..

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over a year ago

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

When you're gp suggests CBT and you cross ur legs quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you're gp suggests CBT and you cross ur legs quickly "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a friend says they're doing a course on CBT and you're about to ask to come along

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

.... When you walk past a room with a 24 person orgy taking place with men and women entangled in all manner of sexual positions and combinations, cum flying everywhere and you think "oh look an orgy" and just carry on walking

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

you're invited to a friends for a spitroast, get all excited and put your best lingerie on and turn up to find its a pig on a barbecue

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"you're invited to a friends for a spitroast, get all excited and put your best lingerie on and turn up to find its a pig on a barbecue "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you're invited to a friends for a spitroast, get all excited and put your best lingerie on and turn up to find its a pig on a barbecue "

Actually lol’d at this.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"you're invited to a friends for a spitroast, get all excited and put your best lingerie on and turn up to find its a pig on a barbecue

Actually lol’d at this."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't put your cup of tea down when somebody goes down on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the label for Dorothy Perkins (DP)

has a totally different meaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your feet eventually touch the ground

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By *ttis669Man
over a year ago

warrington

You get diasspointed when you find out your work night out to 'Swingers' isnt the level of team building you were expecting!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"You don't put your cup of tea down when somebody goes down on you. "

Quite right too; why waste a good brew?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you're invited to a friends for a spitroast, get all excited and put your best lingerie on and turn up to find its a pig on a barbecue "

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots


"you're invited to a friends for a spitroast, get all excited and put your best lingerie on and turn up to find its a pig on a barbecue "

Lol this is funny

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By *elaxedcplCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"When you're gp suggests CBT and you cross ur legs quickly "

Superb!


"you're invited to a friends for a spitroast, get all excited and put your best lingerie on and turn up to find its a pig on a barbecue "

Take a bow

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"‘Dress down Fridays’ mean something completely different to you than the rest of the office.."

I chuckled at this

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"you're invited to a friends for a spitroast, get all excited and put your best lingerie on and turn up to find its a pig on a barbecue "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

A none sex related funny forum heading is more attractive than a "do women like dp with vegetables" type heading

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

When your vanilla friends say have a fab night

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

When your talking to someone about dancing lessons and they ask you if you can swing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When it feels weird getting into a hot tub with a swimming costume on..

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By *oby BestMan
over a year ago

the shires

When the girl on radio 1 who roasts people on a Sunday means something completely different in your mind

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