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WILL YOU SHOP SOMEONE FOR USING A HOSEPIPE ..

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness

I wonder what the fines will be ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it depends what they're using it for !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what the fines will be ?

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Upto £1000 fine tho I dont no of any one that has been fined in the past. Just the threat of such a fine is all I no of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well I havent had any papers telling me we are banned.. so I will be using one until I do..

I in car season clean my car twice a week.. and wipe it over every day.. so would be a bit scuppered.

Cali

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I wonder what the fines will be ?

Upto £1000 fine tho I dont no of any one that has been fined in the past. Just the threat of such a fine is all I no of"

will blackmail them for £500 then

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"well I havent had any papers telling me we are banned.. so I will be using one until I do..

I in car season clean my car twice a week.. and wipe it over every day.. so would be a bit scuppered.

Cali"

if you need a car cleaning fix mine will be t chams on sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well I havent had any papers telling me we are banned.. so I will be using one until I do..

I in car season clean my car twice a week.. and wipe it over every day.. so would be a bit scuppered.

Cali"

theres a stuff on the market called wow which cleans cars without water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what the fines will be ?

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Idk

But would you shop the fire brigade for washing down their tender parts with a hosepipe….eh?

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran


"well I havent had any papers telling me we are banned.. so I will be using one until I do..

I in car season clean my car twice a week.. and wipe it over every day.. so would be a bit scuppered.

Cali

if you need a car cleaning fix mine will be t chams on sunday "

If any one wants to servce mine at the same time ive no objection

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Does the ban include 4 foot lengths doubled up and used to beat the snitches with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a was a sad cunt with nothing better to do in my life. So that would be a no then as a think we pay enough for our water rate * robbin tw@'s

* cReEps ROunD cRyPT* -l-

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows


"it depends what they're using it for !"

Sounds like there will be a whole lot of colonic irrigationalists looking for new jobs this summer then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So long as its not attached to the exhaust pipe on the car I would turn a blind eye

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

No I wouldn't...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hear no evil speak no evil see no evil i wouldnt have it on my consience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hear no evil speak no evil see no evil i wouldnt have it on my consience "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hear no evil speak no evil see no evil i wouldnt have it on my consience

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or i could say give me 50 quid to keep me gob shut and i dont hear that too often lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I think it would take a very petty person to grass up someone for using a hosepipe, but there are some busy bodies around that will rattle cages just for the sake of entertainment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it depends what they're using it for !

Sounds like there will be a whole lot of colonic irrigationalists looking for new jobs this summer then"

thats what I was thinking if someone was on their front lawn with the hose up their arse I think I would report them

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

No I wouldnt shop someone for something like that...I dont beleive in grassing.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Nope. I don't want to make any enemas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Nope. I don't want to make any enemas."

why do you think that shit sticks, so to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snitches get stitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snitches get stitches. "

just about to say this but you beat me to it!

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Wow, so you're all above the law?

Interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what the fines will be ?

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6 months jail on bread and WATER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no, if someone is metered for their water why the hell should they not be allowed to use it as they see fit.. be that in a bucket or through a damned hosepipe! really gets my goat that they think they can tell people how they can dispense their water....

i have 2 cars and 4 bikes ( and occasionally 1 track bike) that need cleaning in my house and you just cant get them rinsed properly with buckets...

also in 3 months time i will have to refill my hot tub again...

and i'll be damned if im not using a hosepipe to fill that up! if they wanna fine me ill switch to my outdoor tap and a drain pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was a female and she could suck a golf ball through it then I would be very very impressed and would let her off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, so you're all above the law?

Interesting. "

Laws only work if they're by consent. if everyone ignored it what they gonna do?

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

We've all been used to turning the tap on and using as much water as we like. Don't think you'd have to 'grass' up a neighbour who is using a hosepipe ...... their bright green lawn will give them away.

But if it's the difference between a dirty car or crops being produced - I'd choose to drive a dirty car.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

no ban up here

we use as much as you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hers a thought,well two.

one - if you want a clean car or nice lawn , install a water butt only cost few quid

two- im up in scotland and we got tons of water , now this may annoy some people but if we can build pipes from up here to take oil why can we do same to take water to farms down south , ok it may cost , but at least the crops will be ours, on our markets and not imported

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

whos got time to ring up,press button 1 to shop your neighbour, yadda yadda yadda

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"If a was a sad cunt with nothing better to do in my life. So that would be a no then as a think we pay enough for our water rate * robbin tw@'s

* cReEps ROunD cRyPT* -l- "

What if you were a thirsty cunt ?

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Would you use a hose pipe in a hose pipe ban?

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness

They Water companies like it when we have a water shortage , they can then put the prices up ...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"hers a thought,well two.

one - if you want a clean car or nice lawn , install a water butt only cost few quid

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Have already got a water butt but it's only any good in the summer when we get enough rain to refill it.

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree


"They Water companies like it when we have a water shortage , they can then put the prices up ... "

We aren't due a hosepipe ban here in the South West (yet). My water bill landed on the mat last week - a bargain at £933 on a Band E property! When I rang the company to ask whether they thought I was sh*tting gold bricks, I was advised that a water meter was the way to go.

So one water meter ordered. What was interesting was the fact that if they can't fit a water meter, then they will make a capped charge at £750. Nice of them to advise the customers of this.

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By *ynonvalleyboyMan
over a year ago

merthyr

Just watered the decking. but i am in wales lol

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