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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Is it just me or does this phrase bug other people too?

As in "There's nothing worse than not getting any replies on here".

Or "There's nothing worse than your coffee going cold".

Total nonsense, there a a million things worse that could happen! Such as...

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Eating some Jalapeno when you weren't expecting it

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Stubbing your toe.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Than bareback

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Stubbing your toe."

Did the toenail come off at the time?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Than bareback"

Unless you're married, are you 2 married yet?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

than not having a witty response because two people got there before you.

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"than not having a witty response because two people got there before you."

It could have been 3 people

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By *orthern PowerhouseMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

There are worse things people say I guess.

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"There are worse things people say I guess. "

Oh that's good

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Than bareback

Unless you're married, are you 2 married yet?

No not yet, can't wait for the honeymoon though.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Bending over and your back pings.

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Unless you're married, are you 2 married yet?

No not yet, can't wait for the honeymoon though."

You're on that now aren't you?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Bending over and your back pings. "

Are you able to stand up again?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I beg to differ!

Standing on some lego, or an upturned plug. NOTHING worse than that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking a nail

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Conceding a goal last min of extra time away from home when you have 4 hours to travel back

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I beg to differ!

Standing on some lego, or an upturned plug. NOTHING worse than that! "

Having said foot cut off with a blunt, rusty knife?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"than not having a witty response because two people got there before you."

Or thinking of the ultimate witty response 2 hours after the opportunity has passed

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Breaking a nail"

Breaking 3 nails

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Conceding a goal last min of extra time away from home when you have 4 hours to travel back "

Conceding 2 goals last min of extra time away from home when you have 4 hours to travel back

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Or thinking of the ultimate witty response 2 hours after the opportunity has passed "

Thinking of the ultimate witty response 3 hours after the opportunity has passed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"than not having a witty response because two people got there before you.

Or thinking of the ultimate witty response 2 hours after the opportunity has passed "

The French have a term for that - L'esprit de l'escalier. I love it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Bending over and your back pings.

Are you able to stand up again?"

Usually, but not always fully upright

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"The French have a term for that - L'esprit de l'escalier. I love it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier"

I agree

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Bending over and your back pings.

Are you able to stand up again?

Usually, but not always fully upright "

I'm not belittling your condition but it could be worse if you stayed bent over forever

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"than not having a witty response because two people got there before you.

Or thinking of the ultimate witty response 2 hours after the opportunity has passed

The French have a term for that - L'esprit de l'escalier. I love it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Breaking a nail

Breaking 3 nails

Going to B&Q when they've just shut

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Breaking a nail

Breaking 3 nails

Going to B&Q when they've just shut

What about going to Woolworths when they've just shut

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

treading on a slug in bare feet

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"treading on a slug in bare feet"

That would have kiki shrieking

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Breaking a nail

Breaking 3 nails

Going to B&Q when they've just shut

What about going to Woolworths when they've just shut

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"treading on a slug in bare feet"

I have done that, there are worse things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Than bareback

Unless you're married, are you 2 married yet?

No not yet, can't wait for the honeymoon though."

We're all invited, right?

Fuzz

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Realising you've forgotten to replenish the toilet roll holder

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"treading on a slug in bare feet

That would have kiki shrieking

it has me heaving

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"treading on a slug in bare feet

I have done that, there are worse things

Not much though

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"treading on a slug in bare feet

I have done that, there are worse things

treading on cat poo in bare feet?

Or the one that used to get us when we were kids and had a po under the bed and no central heating. Stepping out of bed into a pot full of ice cold wee

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Realising you've forgotten to replenish the toilet roll holder

This is true

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"treading on a slug in bare feet

That would have kiki shrieking

it has me heaving

You're going to give yourself nightmares

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"treading on a slug in bare feet

I have done that, there are worse things

Not much though

A snail, they have sharp bits as the shells crushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating some Jalapeno when you weren't expecting it

Rubbing your eye after, forgetting, you've just chopped up some chillies.

Fuzz

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"treading on a slug in bare feet

That would have kiki shrieking

it has me heaving

You're going to give yourself nightmares

I can't even bear it when my finger accidentally touches one when I'm gardening

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"treading on cat poo in bare feet?

Or the one that used to get us when we were kids and had a po under the bed and no central heating. Stepping out of bed into a pot full of ice cold wee

Dog poo is bigger in general

Yuck, at least it's not full of warm dog poo and

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Eating some Jalapeno when you weren't expecting it

Rubbing your eye after, forgetting, you've just chopped up some chillies.

Fuzz"

Rubbing your eye after forgetting, you're holding a razor blade

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"Realising you've forgotten to replenish the toilet roll holder :-"
or worse,putting off having a sh-t,and finding when you do go, it feels too hard to and big to come out.

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"or worse,putting off having a sh-t,and finding when you do go, it feels too hard to and big to come out. "

What about having explosive diarrhoea whilst in the queue at Waitrose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating some Jalapeno when you weren't expecting it

Rubbing your eye after, forgetting, you've just chopped up some chillies.

Fuzz

Rubbing your eye after forgetting, you're holding a razor blade

Not much difference, except recovery time maybe.

Fuzz

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Rubbing your eye after forgetting, you're holding a razor blade

Not much difference, except recovery time maybe.

Fuzz"

You'll see again one day after the chilli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The following sayings:

1. At the end of the day.....blah blah

2. It's not the end of the world.....

FFS lol

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"treading on a slug in bare feet

I have done that, there are worse things

Not much though

A snail, they have sharp bits as the shells crushes

Round here the snails are so big you're more likely to stub your toe on the buggers

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"The following sayings:

1. At the end of the day.....blah blah

2. It's not the end of the world.....

FFS lol"

2. is usually true though

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Round here the snails are so big you're more likely to stub your toe on the buggers

You need hedgehogs

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"or worse,putting off having a sh-t,and finding when you do go, it feels too hard to and big to come out.

What about having explosive diarrhoea whilst in the queue at Waitrose?"
you should have gone to Aldi..might not be noticed.

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"What about having explosive diarrhoea whilst in the queue at Waitrose?you should have gone to Aldi..might not be noticed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheer up OP.

It could be worse x

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Cheer up OP.

It could be worse x"

You win

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Is it just me or does this phrase bug other people too?

As in "There's nothing worse than not getting any replies on here".

Or "There's nothing worse than your coffee going cold".

Total nonsense, there a a million things worse that could happen! Such as..."

Yes it annoys me too. My dad once said to me "There's nothing worse than presenting a crumpled cheque at a bank". I beg to differ. I'll tell you a couple of things that are worse:

Being crucified.

Being burned to death.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

... Knowing you've been played

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"treading on a slug in bare feet

I have done that, there are worse things

Like wearing flip flops as well

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Your toy dying just when you're about to orgasm

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"Eating some Jalapeno when you weren't expecting it

Rubbing your eye after, forgetting, you've just chopped up some chillies.

Fuzz"
worse still, for us guy's,forgetting you've chopped chillies, and then ..

handle the wee man.

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"Round here the snails are so big you're more likely to stub your toe on the buggers

You need hedgehogs

It's teaming with a huge variety of wildlife here but funnily enough hedgehogs aren't amongst them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody school run traffic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating some Jalapeno when you weren't expecting it

Rubbing your eye after, forgetting, you've just chopped up some chillies.

Fuzzworse still, for us guy's,forgetting you've chopped chillies, and then ..

handle the wee man. "

That was the eye I was talking about

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catching your nipple ring on the shower scrunchie...OMG

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Nothing worse that a bad Barman pulling a sup standard pint of Guinness,

Nothing Worse full stop

Lol

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By *lue_dogMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Treading on Lego

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'd rather get no reply than a reply that says 'sod off fatty'.

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing on a plug in bare feet,ouch

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Standing on a plug in bare feet,ouch"

Nah. Lego. That stuff was designed to hurt.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Getting your foot crushed under a 6 ton fork lift truck, especially when the steel toecap in the boot crushes, too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breaking a nail

Breaking 3 nails

Going to B&Q when they've just shut

How about going to B&Q when they are open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently worse things happen at sea.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Getting your penis caught in a bacon slicer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting your penis caught in a bacon slicer."

That depends on who was slicing the bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breaking a nail"

Breaking a guitar string

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Thinking your Shits finished , only to stand up and realise there's more

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Thinking your Shits finished , only to stand up and realise there's more

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And anyone who says it's never happened is Lying

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