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"Stubbing your toe." Did the toenail come off at the time? | |||
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"Than bareback" Unless you're married, are you 2 married yet?  | |||
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"than not having a witty response because two people got there before you." It could have been 3 people  | |||
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"There are worse things people say I guess. " Oh that's good  | |||
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"Than bareback Unless you're married, are you 2 married yet? "No not yet, can't wait for the honeymoon though. | |||
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"Unless you're married, are you 2 married yet?
No not yet, can't wait for the honeymoon though."You're on that now aren't you? | |||
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"Bending over and your back pings. " Are you able to stand up again? | |||
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"I beg to differ! Standing on some lego, or an upturned plug. NOTHING worse than that! " Having said foot cut off with a blunt, rusty knife?  | |||
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"than not having a witty response because two people got there before you." Or thinking of the ultimate witty response 2 hours after the opportunity has passed | |||
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"Breaking a nail" Breaking 3 nails  | |||
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"Conceding a goal last min of extra time away from home when you have 4 hours to travel back " Conceding 2 goals last min of extra time away from home when you have 4 hours to travel back | |||
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"Or thinking of the ultimate witty response 2 hours after the opportunity has passed " Thinking of the ultimate witty response 3 hours after the opportunity has passed | |||
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"than not having a witty response because two people got there before you. Or thinking of the ultimate witty response 2 hours after the opportunity has passed " The French have a term for that - L'esprit de l'escalier. I love it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier | |||
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"Bending over and your back pings. Are you able to stand up again?" Usually, but not always fully upright | |||
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"The French have a term for that - L'esprit de l'escalier. I love it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier" I agree  | |||
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"Bending over and your back pings. Are you able to stand up again? Usually, but not always fully upright " I'm not belittling your condition but it could be worse if you stayed bent over forever | |||
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"than not having a witty response because two people got there before you. Or thinking of the ultimate witty response 2 hours after the opportunity has passed The French have a term for that - L'esprit de l'escalier. I love it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier"  | |||
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"Breaking a nail Breaking 3 nails "Going to B&Q when they've just shut  | |||
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"Breaking a nail Breaking 3 nails
Going to B&Q when they've just shut "What about going to Woolworths when they've just shut | |||
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"treading on a slug in bare feet" . That would have kiki shrieking  | |||
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"Breaking a nail Breaking 3 nails
Going to B&Q when they've just shut
What about going to Woolworths when they've just shut " | |||
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"treading on a slug in bare feet" I have done that, there are worse things | |||
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"Than bareback Unless you're married, are you 2 married yet?
No not yet, can't wait for the honeymoon though."We're all invited, right?
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"treading on a slug in bare feet . That would have kiki shrieking "it has me heaving | |||
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"treading on a slug in bare feet I have done that, there are worse things ". Not much though | |||
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"treading on a slug in bare feet I have done that, there are worse things "treading on cat poo in bare feet? Or the one that used to get us when we were kids and had a po under the bed and no central heating. Stepping out of bed into a pot full of ice cold wee | |||
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"Realising you've forgotten to replenish the toilet roll holder "This is true | |||
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"treading on a slug in bare feet . That would have kiki shrieking
it has me heaving ". You're going to give yourself nightmares | |||
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"treading on a slug in bare feet I have done that, there are worse things
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Not much though "A snail, they have sharp bits as the shells crushes | |||
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"Eating some Jalapeno when you weren't expecting it "Rubbing your eye after, forgetting, you've just chopped up some chillies. Fuzz | |||
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"treading on a slug in bare feet . That would have kiki shrieking
it has me heaving
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You're going to give yourself nightmares "I can't even bear it when my finger accidentally touches one when I'm gardening | |||
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"treading on cat poo in bare feet? Or the one that used to get us when we were kids and had a po under the bed and no central heating. Stepping out of bed into a pot full of ice cold wee "Dog poo is bigger in general
Yuck, at least it's not full of warm dog poo and  | |||
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"Eating some Jalapeno when you weren't expecting it
Rubbing your eye after, forgetting, you've just chopped up some chillies.
Fuzz"Rubbing your eye after forgetting, you're holding a razor blade | |||
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"Realising you've forgotten to replenish the toilet roll holder :-" or worse,putting off having a sh-t,and finding when you do go, it feels too hard to and big to come out. | |||
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"or worse,putting off having a sh-t,and finding when you do go, it feels too hard to and big to come out. " What about having explosive diarrhoea whilst in the queue at Waitrose? | |||
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"Eating some Jalapeno when you weren't expecting it
Rubbing your eye after, forgetting, you've just chopped up some chillies.
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Rubbing your eye after forgetting, you're holding a razor blade "Not much difference, except recovery time maybe. Fuzz | |||
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"Rubbing your eye after forgetting, you're holding a razor blade
Not much difference, except recovery time maybe.
Fuzz"You'll see again one day after the chilli | |||
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"treading on a slug in bare feet I have done that, there are worse things
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Not much though
A snail, they have sharp bits as the shells crushes ". Round here the snails are so big you're more likely to stub your toe on the buggers | |||
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"The following sayings: 1. At the end of the day.....blah blah 2. It's not the end of the world..... FFS lol" 2. is usually true though | |||
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"Round here the snails are so big you're more likely to stub your toe on the buggers "You need hedgehogs | |||
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"or worse,putting off having a sh-t,and finding when you do go, it feels too hard to and big to come out. What about having explosive diarrhoea whilst in the queue at Waitrose?" you should have gone to Aldi..might not be noticed. | |||
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"What about having explosive diarrhoea whilst in the queue at Waitrose?you should have gone to Aldi..might not be noticed. " | |||
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"Cheer up OP. It could be worse x" You win | |||
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"Is it just me or does this phrase bug other people too? As in "There's nothing worse than not getting any replies on here". Or "There's nothing worse than your coffee going cold". Total nonsense, there a a million things worse that could happen! Such as..." Yes it annoys me too. My dad once said to me "There's nothing worse than presenting a crumpled cheque at a bank". I beg to differ. I'll tell you a couple of things that are worse: Being crucified. Being burned to death. | |||
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"treading on a slug in bare feet I have done that, there are worse things "Like wearing flip flops as well | |||
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"Eating some Jalapeno when you weren't expecting it
Rubbing your eye after, forgetting, you've just chopped up some chillies.
Fuzz"worse still, for us guy's,forgetting you've chopped chillies, and then .. handle the wee man. | |||
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"Round here the snails are so big you're more likely to stub your toe on the buggers
You need hedgehogs ". It's teaming with a huge variety of wildlife here but funnily enough hedgehogs aren't amongst them | |||
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"Eating some Jalapeno when you weren't expecting it
Rubbing your eye after, forgetting, you've just chopped up some chillies.
Fuzzworse still, for us guy's,forgetting you've chopped chillies, and then ..
handle the wee man. "That was the eye I was talking about
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"Standing on a plug in bare feet,ouch" Nah. Lego. That stuff was designed to hurt. | |||
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"Breaking a nail Breaking 3 nails
Going to B&Q when they've just shut "How about going to B&Q when they are open | |||
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"Getting your penis caught in a bacon slicer." That depends on who was slicing the bacon | |||
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"Thinking your Shits finished , only to stand up and realise there's more "And anyone who says it's never happened is Lying | |||
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