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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Since its still persisting it down.

Who wants a boarding pass?

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Me and my twin sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a ticket please, could do with a holiday.

Do I have to find a doppelganger, or my other half?

*Off to 'liberate' An Orangutan from the zoo?*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a ticket please, could do with a holiday.

Do I have to find a doppelganger, or my other half?

*Off to 'liberate' An Orangutan from the zoo?*"

Nope even singles are allowed on my ark just byob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and my twin sister"

Welcome aboard

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Room for a little one. I'll entertain you or just sit in a corner

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Since its still persisting it down.

Who wants a boarding pass?"

Yes please! Bloody miserable here too

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Me and my twin sister

Welcome aboard

She’s cinderfella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Room for a little one. I'll entertain you or just sit in a corner

No need to sit in the corner, my face will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring my bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and my twin sister

Welcome aboard

She’s cinderfella"

Thats great name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Since its still persisting it down.

Who wants a boarding pass?

Yes please! Bloody miserable here too"

Yeah youre net too far from me, misserable weather

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I bring my bed

How big is it?

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

Do you need a cabin boy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you need a cabin boy?"

Only if you cahange your name to roger

"Roger the cabin boy"

One for the oldies there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring my bed

How big is it?"

It’s big enough for everyone to snuggle up in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I bring my bed

How big is it?

It’s big enough for everyone to snuggle up in

In that case How could i deny everone that little pleasure, bring it along

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Room for a little one. I'll entertain you or just sit in a corner

No need to sit in the corner, my face will do

I'm sharing cheeky 69 bed

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

"Do you need a cabin boy?

Only if you cahange your name to roger

"Roger the cabin boy"

One for the oldies there

That's quite a commitment but ok

Now where's the barrel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Room for a little one. I'll entertain you or just sit in a corner

No need to sit in the corner, my face will do

I'm sharing cheeky 69 bed

Cant say i blame you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a ticket please, could do with a holiday.

Do I have to find a doppelganger, or my other half?

*Off to 'liberate' An Orangutan from the zoo?*

Nope even singles are allowed on my ark just byob"

Can I still liberate the orangutan and bring it with me as my +1?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i bring my little jack ....he great fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a ticket please, could do with a holiday.

Do I have to find a doppelganger, or my other half?

*Off to 'liberate' An Orangutan from the zoo?*

Nope even singles are allowed on my ark just byob

Can I still liberate the orangutan and bring it with me as my +1?"

If really feel that strongly about it.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'd like a ticket please, could do with a holiday.

Do I have to find a doppelganger, or my other half?

*Off to 'liberate' An Orangutan from the zoo?*"

Is that for the doppelganger or a mate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a ticket please, could do with a holiday.

Do I have to find a doppelganger, or my other half?

*Off to 'liberate' An Orangutan from the zoo?*

Is that for the doppelganger or a mate?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I wish this arc was available to being me home last night. The rain was so heavy you could barely see on the motorway about people were still speeding past. It almost made me grateful for the part I was stuck doing under 10mph for an hour. Almost...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i bring my little jack ....he great fun"

All are welcome with or without a plus 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a ticket please, could do with a holiday.

Do I have to find a doppelganger, or my other half?

*Off to 'liberate' An Orangutan from the zoo?*

Is that for the doppelganger or a mate?

A companion. Thankyou OP two tickets please.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Well it's a beautiful morning up here in sunny Scotland

Msybe you should all sail this way!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in on the ark please

Which way is the duty free shop please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Count me in on the ark please

Which way is the duty free shop please?"

Its a byob cruise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well it's a beautiful morning up here in sunny Scotland

Msybe you should all sail this way!

Mrs TMN x "

Some people get all the luck.

I must admit scotland looks beautiful on a cold bright crisp autumn morning, i miss going up there.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’ll come along but I’ll jump in with Cheeky. I like the idea of a bed

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll stay behind. Sacrifice myself so you wonderful people can prosper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will come along and shall grab _hunky gent to get on board with me and Mr since he should be around to make everyone smile

- Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll stay behind. Sacrifice myself so you wonderful people can prosper.

Behave, ive noticed you around the forums, youre coming even if we have to drag you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll come along but I’ll jump in with Cheeky. I like the idea of a bed

Aparently theres room for everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will come along and shall grab _hunky gent to get on board with me and Mr since he should be around to make everyone smile

- Mrs "

Welcome aboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t mind being a deck hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t mind being a deck hand

Hahahahaha

Oh you said deck, sorry

Welcome aboard

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll stay behind. Sacrifice myself so you wonderful people can prosper.

Behave, ive noticed you around the forums, youre coming even if we have to drag you

Cheers mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll stay behind. Sacrifice myself so you wonderful people can prosper.

Behave, ive noticed you around the forums, youre coming even if we have to drag you

Cheers mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of you lovely ladies are welcome to board my vessel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t mind being a deck hand

Will you require an assistant deck polisher?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a ticket please, could do with a holiday.

Do I have to find a doppelganger, or my other half?

*Off to 'liberate' An Orangutan from the zoo?*

Is that for the doppelganger or a mate?

A companion. Thankyou OP two tickets please."

Will this orangutan be caged?.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'd like a ticket please, could do with a holiday.

Do I have to find a doppelganger, or my other half?

*Off to 'liberate' An Orangutan from the zoo?*

Is that for the doppelganger or a mate?

A companion. Thankyou OP two tickets please.

Will this orangutan be caged?."

With this silver back gorilla I hope

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'd like a ticket please, could do with a holiday.

Do I have to find a doppelganger, or my other half?

*Off to 'liberate' An Orangutan from the zoo?*

Is that for the doppelganger or a mate?

A companion. Thankyou OP two tickets please.

Will this orangutan be caged?."

Good point. You should get GK measured up for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a ticket please, could do with a holiday.

Do I have to find a doppelganger, or my other half?

*Off to 'liberate' An Orangutan from the zoo?*

Is that for the doppelganger or a mate?

A companion. Thankyou OP two tickets please.

Will this orangutan be caged?.

Good point. You should get GK measured up for it!"

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its ok, the rain has stopped you can all get off now

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