FabSwingers.com forum: Cringiest thing you've been sent?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Title explains everything...for me, it's when people call my dick a "sissy clitty". The term is so cringy is makes me want to rant.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh barf.

A long time ago I was sent a fairy long message, about six lines, all caps, shouting about how amazing and incredible and hot I was.

I blocked. Yikes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh barf.

A long time ago I was sent a fairy long message, about six lines, all caps, shouting about how amazing and incredible and hot I was.

I blocked. Yikes. "

Yikes, I get those a few times. Bit weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh barf.

A long time ago I was sent a fairy long message, about six lines, all caps, shouting about how amazing and incredible and hot I was.

I blocked. Yikes.

Yikes, I get those a few times. Bit weird."

MAYBE THE KEYBOARD CAME INTO CONTACT WITH SOME STICKY SUBSTANCE AND CAUSED HAYWIRE WHEN TYPING. I WONDER WHAT THAT SUBSTANCE COULD OF BEEN.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

When they tell me I'm the most beautiful/stunning/gorgeous woman on fab or I have the best body they've ever seen. I cringe because I know they're sending the exact same message to everyone within 100 mile radius

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"When they tell me I'm the most beautiful/stunning/gorgeous woman on fab or I have the best body they've ever seen. I cringe because I know they're sending the exact same message to everyone within 100 mile radius

Mmhm.

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Literally this... I wanna tongue punch your chocolate star fish!! Cringe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Exactly, people can't come up with anything original these days. Everyone's so boring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Literally this... I wanna tongue punch your chocolate star fish!! Cringe "
I'm more confused than cringed out with that statement.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Literally this... I wanna tongue punch your chocolate star fish!! Cringe "

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By *ent and bratCouple
over a year ago

here there everywhere

We're close to each other, do you want to come for a spin in my van, I sell glass bottles but ill move some stuff out of the way for you"

Word for word and a first msg

havent laughed as hard in a while

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Literally this... I wanna tongue punch your chocolate star fish!! Cringe I'm more confused than cringed out with that statement."

Basically a crude way of saying rimming. It was more there was no hello just this message!!

Bear in mind we are a couples profile and a lot people just address me the female and completely disregard C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just watching to.see if any of my messages have popped up on the thread

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Don't even know where to start here... possibly the football team who wanted to give me a good time or the poor soul who really wanted a fwiend as he was so lonely and misunderstood by his wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't even know where to start here... possibly the football team who wanted to give me a good time or the poor soul who really wanted a fwiend as he was so lonely and misunderstood by his wife"
that last part is an oof. Poor dude

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Don't even know where to start here... possibly the football team who wanted to give me a good time or the poor soul who really wanted a fwiend as he was so lonely and misunderstood by his wife"

Oooh a football team that sounds like fun to me he hehe.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Title explains everything...for me, it's when people call my dick a "sissy clitty". The term is so cringy is makes me want to rant."

Same here, I hate the use of the word "sissy" and I have a cock, not a clit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Title explains everything...for me, it's when people call my dick a "sissy clitty". The term is so cringy is makes me want to rant.

Same here, I hate the use of the word "sissy" and I have a cock, not a clit."

Exactly, couldn't of said it better myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This also.

I dislike the essay telling me what they are going to do to me.

Oh and not forgetting the 40 something that wants to ruin me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This also.

I dislike the essay telling me what they are going to do to me.

Oh and not forgetting the 40 something that wants to ruin me!! "

Well said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 50+ messages over one night following just one night.

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

lol! Life!

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Oh and this one time there was this dude who messaged us every day for 4 weeks asking us to go dogging!! We were new and hadn't discovered the block haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and this one time there was this dude who messaged us every day for 4 weeks asking us to go dogging!! We were new and hadn't discovered the block haha"
the block button is such a beautiful feature!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

The cringiest one I've ever had was a man that said I had been the star of all his wanks for a week. Thought it was nice in a way until I realised he had called me Emma! Obviously a cut and paste message and he had forgotten to change the name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The cringiest one I've ever had was a man that said I had been the star of all his wanks for a week. Thought it was nice in a way until I realised he had called me Emma! Obviously a cut and paste message and he had forgotten to change the name

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ouch! That is disappointing.

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By *lue_dogMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

"Literally this... I wanna tongue punch your chocolate star fish!! Cringe "

You mean that doesn’t work?

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By *lue_dogMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

And, not even slightly related to my previous post, can you I send messages?

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By *lue_dogMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

"And, not even slightly related to my previous post, can you I send messages?"

That was a joke btw

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I hope I don't see any of my messages quoted. Lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Last week I was called chunky and a hoe (sic) in two opening messages.

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By *houldibedoingthis!Man
over a year ago

london

"Last week I was called chunky and a hoe (sic) in two opening messages.

What a charmer!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Last week I was called chunky and a hoe (sic) in two opening messages.

What a charmer!"

Two of them. I don't think they shared their notes.

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By *houldibedoingthis!Man
over a year ago

london

"Last week I was called chunky and a hoe (sic) in two opening messages.

What a charmer!

Two of them. I don't think they shared their notes.

Split personality maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got a message off a woman saying "You are too fat and ugly to do well here, why dont you fuck off and delete your account"

I believe she is no longer a user, yet i am still here

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By *lue_dogMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

"Last week I was called chunky and a hoe (sic) in two opening messages.

What a charmer!

Two of them. I don't think they shared their notes.

Is that where I’m going wrong? Interesting...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Last week I was called chunky and a hoe (sic) in two opening messages.

Errrrm. They should've gone to specsavers.

I'm chunky - your curvy. And very sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a fair few messages from guys who are seeking a big one. Often asking to suck my cock. Despite the fact my profile clearly says I'm straight. Some even spent a fair bit of time trying to convince me to be gay or bi.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I've had a fair few messages from guys who are seeking a big one. Often asking to suck my cock. Despite the fact my profile clearly says I'm straight. Some even spent a fair bit of time trying to convince me to be gay or bi."

Filters mate, filters.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I once got a message off a woman saying "You are too fat and ugly to do well here, why dont you fuck off and delete your account"

I believe she is no longer a user, yet i am still here"

Some people are so mean

but good on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'How dare you look at our profile, you're quite clearly not what we are looking for'

I responded by fabbing all their pics

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

"I want to cum on your face while your hubby fucks my ass" ,not even a Hi first ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I want to cum on your face while your hubby fucks my ass" ,not even a Hi first ...

Well at least it was an offer of something lol x

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By *houldibedoingthis!Man
over a year ago

london

"'How dare you look at our profile, you're quite clearly not what we are looking for'

I responded by fabbing all their pics

That's the spirit

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

""I want to cum on your face while your hubby fucks my ass" ,not even a Hi first ...

Well at least it was an offer of something lol x"
An offer that we could refuse thankfully ..

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"'How dare you look at our profile, you're quite clearly not what we are looking for'

I responded by fabbing all their pics

How the hell are you gonna know you're not what they are looking for without reading their profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"want fun"

No thanks I'm only looking for women.

"it's fine mate, I only have sex with straight men"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'How dare you look at our profile, you're quite clearly not what we are looking for'

I responded by fabbing all their pics

How the hell are you gonna know you're not what they are looking for without reading their profile?

Exactly, stuck up fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told "I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse." Then they left an emoji of a horse's head.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"'How dare you look at our profile, you're quite clearly not what we are looking for'

I responded by fabbing all their pics

How the hell are you gonna know you're not what they are looking for without reading their profile?

Exactly, stuck up fuckers

Innit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very long, very badly written sub-50 Shades bdsm fantasies ‘starring’ me (or the other 100 women they’ve spammed) always, but always, wearing a white blouse and a black skirt.

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Telling me I'm beautiful & sexy yet I had no pics whatsoever on my profile.....

Or the wanna kick me in the balls one.

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'

Mmmm take me now...

Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Cringiest...

And received numerous versions...

Long drawn out, sad attempts at porn scripts.

Outlining exactly what the sender is going to do to me, in very intricate detail.

It's often borderline abuse scenarios.

What they write doesn't shock me, but the fact these people think it's acceptable to send such degrading words to a complete stranger, still does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just had a message of a bloke that simply said

I'd eat

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By *osmocoupleMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

My cat's died...Can i play with your pussy?

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By *urplequeenWoman
over a year ago

Fife

"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'

Mmmm take me now...

Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'

I got that one today too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say I'm fairly laid back, but I do cringe at any mention of money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'

Mmmm take me now...

Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'

I got that one today too... "

And you managed to resist him too? You ladies have wills of iron!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm usually the one sending cringe!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'

Mmmm take me now...

Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'

I got that one today too... "

And me.

Just kidding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman asking me if id lick her arsehole for a whole minute straight, and if so she would do anything I ask... I didnt take up the offer.

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By *rixiepeepWoman
over a year ago

over the hill / chatsworth

A message saying wow your fat!!! Now I know I am.and I don't mind if people want to.call me.that but what no hello first... just rude x

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Comments about filling their arsehole with xyz.

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By *ed and WolfieCouple
over a year ago

Gravesend

Anything mentioning bareback, breeding or filling up all my holes ??????

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A message saying wow your fat!!! Now I know I am.and I don't mind if people want to.call me.that but what no hello first... just rude x"

Hello,

Personally I'd say you are curvy or cuddly.

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'

Mmmm take me now...

Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'

I got that same cousin message today. So not only is it dreadful, but it’s cut and paste dreadful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'

Mmmm take me now...

Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'

I got that same cousin message today. So not only is it dreadful, but it’s cut and paste dreadful

Be fair. The guy just wants a lot of cousins.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'

Mmmm take me now...

Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'

I got that same cousin message today. So not only is it dreadful, but it’s cut and paste dreadful

Be fair. The guy just wants a lot of cousins.

It's all relative

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curses no one wants to be my cousin.

There’s too many to choose from. The porn writing Bdsm shite annoys me. Name calling.

We got one yesterday that just said “that arse was made for Cumming on” I didn’t answer as it was a statement not a greeting or question hahaha - Mrs

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'

Mmmm take me now...

Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'

I got that same cousin message today. So not only is it dreadful, but it’s cut and paste dreadful

Be fair. The guy just wants a lot of cousins.

It's all relative

I'll get my coat "

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'

Mmmm take me now...

Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'

I got that same cousin message today. So not only is it dreadful, but it’s cut and paste dreadful

Be fair. The guy just wants a lot of cousins.

I wonder what his success rate has been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'

Mmmm take me now...

Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'

I got that same cousin message today. So not only is it dreadful, but it’s cut and paste dreadful

Be fair. The guy just wants a lot of cousins.

I wonder what his success rate has been"

Possibly less than 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im gonna finger blast you till you squirt"

Not even an hello

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

And they say romance is dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""im gonna finger blast you till you squirt"

Not even an hello

You can't expect a man to say "hello" when there's fingering to do! Priorities!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""im gonna finger blast you till you squirt"

Not even an hello

You can't expect a man to say "hello" when there's fingering to do! Priorities!

True, perhaps I was being harsh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""im gonna finger blast you till you squirt"

Not even an hello

You can't expect a man to say "hello" when there's fingering to do! Priorities!

True, perhaps I was being harsh lol "

Don't worry. A good fingering will calm you down lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh barf.

A long time ago I was sent a fairy long message, about six lines, all caps, shouting about how amazing and incredible and hot I was.

I blocked. Yikes. "

I'd love one of those, just once in my life

One woman on here called me baby cakes a few times, which made me cringe amongst other things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I just got another creepy message where someone said they want to pretend I'm their daughter...just...gyughhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I just got another creepy message where someone said they want to pretend I'm their daughter...just...gyughhhhh"

Just reply you're pretending you hate him and pretending you will never speak to him again.

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

"Well I just got another creepy message where someone said they want to pretend I'm their daughter...just...gyughhhhh"

Ooh that’s a bit unpleasant isn’t it? Some people really cross the line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat's died...Can i play with your pussy?

"My Grandma is dying in a hospital. Can i have a hug?" First message ever...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat's died...Can i play with your pussy?

"My Grandma is dying in a hospital. Can i have a hug?" First message ever...

Offer him a Werther's Original.

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'

Mmmm take me now...

Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'

I got that same cousin message today. So not only is it dreadful, but it’s cut and paste dreadful

Be fair. The guy just wants a lot of cousins.

I wonder what his success rate has been

Possibly less than 1."

I love all of these responses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'

Mmmm take me now...

Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'

I got that same cousin message today. So not only is it dreadful, but it’s cut and paste dreadful

Be fair. The guy just wants a lot of cousins.

I wonder what his success rate has been

Possibly less than 1.

I love all of these responses

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat's died...Can i play with your pussy?

where's your compassion the man's cat has died ??

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Oh barf.

A long time ago I was sent a fairy long message, about six lines, all caps, shouting about how amazing and incredible and hot I was.

I blocked. Yikes.

Yikes, I get those a few times. Bit weird.

MAYBE THE KEYBOARD CAME INTO CONTACT WITH SOME STICKY SUBSTANCE AND CAUSED HAYWIRE WHEN TYPING. I WONDER WHAT THAT SUBSTANCE COULD OF BEEN.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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can't hate a man for trying to get his willy touched

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By *rungeguyMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Literally this... I wanna tongue punch your chocolate star fish!! Cringe "

Ha ha I like that one

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I received a verification from another man claiming I was a lovely lady.

The fact that I'm a straight man who has never chatted to or met another male fabber and had no idea who he was was cringe worthy.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'

Mmmm take me now...

Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'

Eeeew, I've had the cousin one too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Do you want to use my ass pussy'

That'll be a no - you are a man, it isn't a pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who randomly message me and order me to come round and lick/fuck them.

They don't even say hello or please

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

"Literally this... I wanna tongue punch your chocolate star fish!! Cringe "

I've had this one!

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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Ooooh. I just received one this very minute.

Wow! You look just like my sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word cringe is pretty cringey to me tbf....

(Omg it's infectious....!)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Literally this... I wanna tongue punch your chocolate star fish!! Cringe "

it is funny though

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire

The messages from gay men promising to turn me "bi" or "gay"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You make my girlfriend look like shit. I thought it was just one guy but ive had it a few times over the years

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"You make my girlfriend look like shit. I thought it was just one guy but ive had it a few times over the years"

Your avatar is quite striking.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"You make my girlfriend look like shit. I thought it was just one guy but ive had it a few times over the years

Your avatar is quite striking.

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Ive not always been a blank profile

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

"Ooooh. I just received one this very minute.

Wow! You look just like my sister "

I had one like this!! He kept going on about it!!

"OMG I thought you were my sister then!"

"Well I'm not so that was lucky."

"OMG I can't get over the fact I thought I just saw my sister sucking cock."

"Well, you didn't, so..."

"I can't believe how much you look like my sister"

Block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst cleaning the inbox.. found a gold one. Something about me being his stepmum and my knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the long sexy stories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two in one day...

One guy asking if I would shit in his mouth

Another begging me to have a baby with him and he would support me all the way

I despair!

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By *houldibedoingthis!Man
over a year ago

london

"Two in one day...

One guy asking if I would shit in his mouth

Another begging me to have a baby with him and he would support me all the way

I despair!"

How I wish there was a puke emoji!

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

"Two in one day...

One guy asking if I would shit in his mouth

Another begging me to have a baby with him and he would support me all the way

I despair!

How I wish there was a puke emoji!"

There is. Like so ( vom ) becomes

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've just literally been sent a message from a lady in Dublin.

Not nasty - actually quite poetic, but asked me not to message back. Profile was blocked.

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By *houldibedoingthis!Man
over a year ago

london

[Removed by poster at 28/10/19 22:46:18]

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By *houldibedoingthis!Man
over a year ago

london

"Two in one day...

One guy asking if I would shit in his mouth

Another begging me to have a baby with him and he would support me all the way

I despair!

How I wish there was a puke emoji!

There is. Like so ( vom ) becomes

My hero \o/ ( vom )"

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

A pic of a Kermit the frog butt Plug firmly wedged in a not so attractive ass,

Had nightmares for weeks, and just when I thought I was in the clear

The Muppets released a new movie, .kermie everywhere lol

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Most of these 20 sec look at me I can cum in 20 secs videos. Congratulations guys

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

"Two in one day...

One guy asking if I would shit in his mouth

Another begging me to have a baby with him and he would support me all the way

I despair!

How I wish there was a puke emoji!

There is. Like so ( vom ) becomes

My hero \o/ ( vom )

You are most welcome

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

"A pic of a Kermit the frog butt Plug firmly wedged in a not so attractive ass,

Had nightmares for weeks, and just when I thought I was in the clear

The Muppets released a new movie, .kermie everywhere lol

Kermit the frog butt plug?!

Poor kermit

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"A pic of a Kermit the frog butt Plug firmly wedged in a not so attractive ass,

Had nightmares for weeks, and just when I thought I was in the clear

The Muppets released a new movie, .kermie everywhere lol

Kermit the frog butt plug?!

Poor kermit

Poor Kermit

I grew up loving Kermit

Poor Kermit my ass ,,, excuse the pun,,

Poor me you mean,,

Nice shoes by the by

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Most of these 20 sec look at me I can cum in 20 secs videos. Congratulations guys

Is that a thing ?????

Can't see the brownie points in that 1 to be honest.

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Literally this... I wanna tongue punch your chocolate star fish!! Cringe "

Think this one wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had the .... will you shit in my mouth.... message. I do despair of the human race sometimes. I mean somebody will probably say I’m kink shaming, but seriously ??

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I’ve had the .... will you shit in my mouth.... message. I do despair of the human race sometimes. I mean somebody will probably say I’m kink shaming, but seriously ?? "

Met a pro in a NYC bar once

Long story short,

When asked what her weirdest client request was,,,,,,

She had a high roller English client who came to town would shit on his own supplied China saucer and have her feed him it with a fancy spoon, that was it, nothing more asked of her.

At 21 yrs old that blew my mind,,

Lol

Mine and the other mates she told that 2,

So I'm not surprised anymore,

Maybe it was the same sick ffk lol

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