FabSwingers.com forum: Best and Worst 1st meets.

By *0Frank OP Man
over a year ago

The South!

Describe the best and the worst real life meets you have had arranged through an online portal...

But don't use more than 5 words for each.

So here's mine:

Best: Fucked in field. Broad daylight.

Worst: Her arse stank of shit.

Boom... Your turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst

Last one

Best

Next one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best....

Worst....he left half way through

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By * Star FilthMan
over a year ago

staplehurst

Think I've been quite lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best....

Worst....he left half way through

His loss

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By *0Frank OP Man
over a year ago

The South!

"Best....

Worst....he left half way through

As long as your not the woman who had an arse smelling of poo because I left half way through on that one.

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By *0Frank OP Man
over a year ago

The South!

"Think I've been quite lucky"

Was that the worst or best one? Lol

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Worst.

She eat her younger self,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst.

She eat her younger self,,,, "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Describe the best and the worst real life meets you have had arranged through an online portal...

But don't use more than 5 words for each.

So here's mine:

Best: Fucked in field. Broad daylight.

Worst: Her arse stank of shit.

Boom... Your turn

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Best: he cum in about 5 seconds

Worst: same person but ended up stalking me. Was quite scary actually

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Best - the next one.

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

Best - French kissing weakens my knees

Worst - he stopped for a cig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best (so far) Folded up and fucked senseless

Worst nearly bit my nipples off!

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Best - French kissing weakens my knees

Worst - he stopped for a cig

Ahhh Jesus that's cat

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

"Best - French kissing weakens my knees

Worst - he stopped for a cig

Ahhh Jesus that's cat

What's cat????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best....

Worst....he left half way through

As long as your not the woman who had an arse smelling of poo because I left half way through on that one.

I always have a very clean arse when meeting guys.

We were literally in the middle of sex and he said he needed to go move his car and never came back lol.

Funnily though he messaged me a week later and told me what a great time he’d had and could we meet again.

This was about 11 years ago on my old profile. It was a definite no from me for a second go

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Best - French kissing weakens my knees

Worst - he stopped for a cig

Ahhh Jesus that's cat

What's cat????

Irish for horrible in this case lol

Has many meanings,

I may put on my King's English hat while on here , or else we will all be head scratching lol

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By *0Frank OP Man
over a year ago

The South!

"I always have a very clean arse when meeting guys."

Just for the record... I can vouch you were not the 'dirty ass bitch' I was originally referring to. But, being neutral, I also can't vouch for the cleanliness of your arse... Yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best - didn't lie about his tongue

Worst - can I borrow some money?

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By *axo25Man
over a year ago

lightwater

"Best....

Worst....he left half way through

As long as your not the woman who had an arse smelling of poo because I left half way through on that one.

I always have a very clean arse when meeting guys.

We were literally in the middle of sex and he said he needed to go move his car and never came back lol.

Funnily though he messaged me a week later and told me what a great time he’d had and could we meet again.

This was about 11 years ago on my old profile. It was a definite no from me for a second go"

I’m sorry but that really made me laugh. To get up and leg it half way through lol! Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best. Went on a field trip

Worst. I made excuse and left

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Worst - left immediately, what a hovel

Best - regularly rewatch the BJ video

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Best - treat me like the queen

Worst- made his dog corner me

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Best-had fireworks

Worst-American pie

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Best. His kisses drive me crazy

Worst. Smelt bad and no teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best - kind but kinky.

Worst - expected fuck in pub carpark.

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

"Best - French kissing weakens my knees

Worst - he stopped for a cig

Ahhh Jesus that's cat

What's cat????

Irish for horrible in this case lol

Has many meanings,

I may put on my King's English hat while on here , or else we will all be head scratching lol

I'm going to start using that!

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