FabSwingers.com forum: What, else can ruin my thought to be good morning!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Started of good. Lie in (well 08.40am) so not too bad.

No one in this morning so gets up and dishwasher is full and needs emptying!

Washing machine been on so need to empty that and put another wash on!

Gone to the dryer and my heart sank! Yes it's full of drying so need to take that out and put away! And reload!

And the hoover was fixed yesterday so need to do that too!

Someone cheer me up!

What's ruined your morning dabbers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to wank and realised that my bollocks were empty already

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Nothing so far thank goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Positive thoughts= positive results, yes I’m a hippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S n o w

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at work..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to wank and realised that my bollocks were empty already "

Oh god that really really made me chuckle, you crazy man

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Trying to wank and realised that my bollocks were empty already "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the overwhelming feeling of dread and anxiety whenever I breastfeed.

Other than that, I’m in a happy mood

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Trying to wank and realised that my bollocks were empty already "

I've had 5 wanks today already.

The last one was just a whoosh dry air......

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Nothing so far, I'm still in bed cosied up to K

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Nothing so far, I'm still in bed cosied up to K

Stop boasting and move over

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

“Gone to the dryer and my heart sank! Yes it's full of drying so need to take that out and put away! And reload!”

You know what OP, this gets on my wick too!! And it’s usually creased to buggery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so happy in bed right now drinking coffee and perving on Fab - but have to get up in a few mins and get ready for work - and go outside in the pissing rain

That is ruining my life.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Nothing so far, I'm still in bed cosied up to K

Stop boasting and move over

Alright

Coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing! I’m just tired. I ate cold chilli for breakfast and now going to shower lol - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 5 stitches I my back that I can't reach and it's itching like crazy. It's making me ANGRY grrrrrrr get them out. I can't lay on my back either;make of that information as you like

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Nothing so far, I'm still in bed cosied up to K

Stop boasting and move over

Alright

Coffee?

And toast?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Started of good. Lie in (well 08.40am) so not too bad.

No one in this morning so gets up and dishwasher is full and needs emptying!

Washing machine been on so need to empty that and put another wash on!

Gone to the dryer and my heart sank! Yes it's full of drying so need to take that out and put away! And reload!

And the hoover was fixed yesterday so need to do that too!

Someone cheer me up!

What's ruined your morning dabbers?

Seriously?

30 minutes work and you are done, and you are moaning?

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I have 5 stitches I my back that I can't reach and it's itching like crazy. It's making me ANGRY grrrrrrr get them out. I can't lay on my back either;make of that information as you like

Make like Balloo and use a tree

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Nothing so far, I'm still in bed cosied up to K

Stop boasting and move over

Alright

Coffee?

And toast?

Bacon?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Nothing so far, I'm still in bed cosied up to K

Stop boasting and move over

Alright

Coffee?

And toast?

Bacon?

You’re spoiling me now ... yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing so far, I'm still in bed cosied up to K

Stop boasting and move over

Alright

Coffee?

And toast?

Bacon?

You’re spoiling me now ... yes please

I want pancakes though

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Nothing so far, I'm still in bed cosied up to K

Stop boasting and move over

Alright

Coffee?

And toast?

Bacon?

You’re spoiling me now ... yes please

I want pancakes though

He didn’t offer me pancakes. I’m coming in, smudge up and I’ll have whatever you two are having

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Well you asked for it OP: Niagra Falls is presently cascading down and out of my nostrils and I’m coughing like my lungs want to climb out of my mouth.

Yes - I have befallen the dreaded man flu, a fate so grim that my plight may even appear on the evening news tonight.

And now on to the weather....

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Nothing so far, I'm still in bed cosied up to K

Stop boasting and move over

Alright

Coffee?

And toast?

Bacon?

You’re spoiling me now ... yes please

I want pancakes though

He didn’t offer me pancakes. I’m coming in, smudge up and I’ll have whatever you two are having

I didn't offer her pancakes either

Looks like I'll be back in about half an hour, you two have a good natter in the mean time and give me a shout if anyone else joins so I can make some more batter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to wank and realised that my bollocks were empty already "

Is your profile picture the moment you realised?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to wank and realised that my bollocks were empty already

Is your profile picture the moment you realised?"

Pretty much yes

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Nothing so far, I'm still in bed cosied up to K

Stop boasting and move over

Alright

Coffee?

And toast?

Bacon?

You’re spoiling me now ... yes please

I want pancakes though

He didn’t offer me pancakes. I’m coming in, smudge up and I’ll have whatever you two are having

I didn't offer her pancakes either

Looks like I'll be back in about half an hour, you two have a good natter in the mean time and give me a shout if anyone else joins so I can make some more batter

You’re such a love

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Nothing so far, I'm still in bed cosied up to K

Stop boasting and move over

Alright

Coffee?

And toast?

Bacon?

You’re spoiling me now ... yes please

I want pancakes though

He didn’t offer me pancakes. I’m coming in, smudge up and I’ll have whatever you two are having

I didn't offer her pancakes either

Looks like I'll be back in about half an hour, you two have a good natter in the mean time and give me a shout if anyone else joins so I can make some more batter

#notaeuphemism

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Nothing so far, I'm still in bed cosied up to K

Stop boasting and move over

Alright

Coffee?

And toast?

Bacon?

You’re spoiling me now ... yes please

I want pancakes though

He didn’t offer me pancakes. I’m coming in, smudge up and I’ll have whatever you two are having

I didn't offer her pancakes either

Looks like I'll be back in about half an hour, you two have a good natter in the mean time and give me a shout if anyone else joins so I can make some more batter

You’re such a love

I try

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“Gone to the dryer and my heart sank! Yes it's full of drying so need to take that out and put away! And reload!”

You know what OP, this gets on my wick too!! And it’s usually creased to buggery!

Worst thing ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Started of good. Lie in (well 08.40am) so not too bad.

No one in this morning so gets up and dishwasher is full and needs emptying!

Washing machine been on so need to empty that and put another wash on!

Gone to the dryer and my heart sank! Yes it's full of drying so need to take that out and put away! And reload!

And the hoover was fixed yesterday so need to do that too!

Someone cheer me up!

What's ruined your morning dabbers?

Seriously?

30 minutes work and you are done, and you are moaning?

Your not helping!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well you asked for it OP: Niagra Falls is presently cascading down and out of my nostrils and I’m coughing like my lungs want to climb out of my mouth.

Yes - I have befallen the dreaded man flu, a fate so grim that my plight may even appear on the evening news tonight.

And now on to the weather...."

Mine still worse!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nothing so far, I'm still in bed cosied up to K

Stop boasting and move over

Alright

Coffee?

And toast?

Bacon?

You’re spoiling me now ... yes please

I want pancakes though

He didn’t offer me pancakes. I’m coming in, smudge up and I’ll have whatever you two are having

I didn't offer her pancakes either

Looks like I'll be back in about half an hour, you two have a good natter in the mean time and give me a shout if anyone else joins so I can make some more batter

*sneaks in the end of the duvet*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 5 stitches I my back that I can't reach and it's itching like crazy. It's making me ANGRY grrrrrrr get them out. I can't lay on my back either;make of that information as you like

Make like Balloo and use a tree

Oh I loved that scene. I'll give it a go but I'll have to improvise and use the wall.. it's raining!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Nothing so far, I'm still in bed cosied up to K

Stop boasting and move over

Alright

Coffee?

And toast?

Bacon?

You’re spoiling me now ... yes please

I want pancakes though

He didn’t offer me pancakes. I’m coming in, smudge up and I’ll have whatever you two are having

I didn't offer her pancakes either

Looks like I'll be back in about half an hour, you two have a good natter in the mean time and give me a shout if anyone else joins so I can make some more batter

*sneaks in the end of the duvet*"

Sorry about that, we got a little... sidetracked

Normal pancake service will resume shortly.

And there's no need to sneak Lacey, there's always a space for you

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I have 5 stitches I my back that I can't reach and it's itching like crazy. It's making me ANGRY grrrrrrr get them out. I can't lay on my back either;make of that information as you like

Make like Balloo and use a tree

Oh I loved that scene. I'll give it a go but I'll have to improvise and use the wall.. it's raining! "

Make sure you find the scratchiest wall going but be gentle with the stitches

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Started of good. Lie in (well 08.40am) so not too bad.

No one in this morning so gets up and dishwasher is full and needs emptying!

Washing machine been on so need to empty that and put another wash on!

Gone to the dryer and my heart sank! Yes it's full of drying so need to take that out and put away! And reload!

And the hoover was fixed yesterday so need to do that too!

Someone cheer me up!

What's ruined your morning dabbers?

Seriously?

30 minutes work and you are done, and you are moaning?

Your not helping!

Dude, if anyone ever actually loaded the washer, dryer or dishwasher here I'd have some sympathy.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

This morning, I received a call from one of my god daughters, to tell me her uncle, dad to another goddaughter, one of my best friends had suddenly, with no warning, dropped down dead.

He'd only text me an hour prior to his death, to say "our costumes for Saturday have arrived, I'll drop yours round tomorrow x"

Yeah, that pretty much ruined my day

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