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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good morning all...

Kettle is on if anyone would like a tea or coffee.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot choco ?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Coffee .. very black .. very strong please Ash

Woken by bitch of neighbour who thought "singing" at the top of her voice at 1.15 am was socially acceptable!!

Going to be a long day!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hot choco ?"

One hot chocolate coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee .. very black .. very strong please Ash

Woken by bitch of neighbour who thought "singing" at the top of her voice at 1.15 am was socially acceptable!!

Going to be a long day!!"

Morning Red Monkey....

One very strong black coffee coming right up...

Would you like me to have a quiet word in your neighbours ear not to sing at 1.15 am again?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Coffee .. very black .. very strong please Ash

Woken by bitch of neighbour who thought "singing" at the top of her voice at 1.15 am was socially acceptable!!

Going to be a long day!!

Morning Red Monkey....

One very strong black coffee coming right up...

Would you like me to have a quiet word in your neighbours ear not to sing at 1.15 am again?"

Or just remove her larynx with a rusty hook please?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Good morning Ash. I’m still snuggled under a blanket, a latte would be lovely thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Douwe Egberts with 2 sugars and a Danish would go down lovely... cheers OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning! I'd love a coffee please I can't seem to wake up today. I hope everyone has a lovely Thursday!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hot choco ?

One hot chocolate coming right up.... "

Make that two please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good I got a much needed monster espresso

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee .. very black .. very strong please Ash

Woken by bitch of neighbour who thought "singing" at the top of her voice at 1.15 am was socially acceptable!!

Going to be a long day!!

Morning Red Monkey....

One very strong black coffee coming right up...

Would you like me to have a quiet word in your neighbours ear not to sing at 1.15 am again?

Or just remove her larynx with a rusty hook please? "

I have a great collection of rusty hooks...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning Ash. I’m still snuggled under a blanket, a latte would be lovely thank you "

Good morning Babs....

One latte coming right up....

Can i come and snuggle under your blanket with you?...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good morning Ash. I’m still snuggled under a blanket, a latte would be lovely thank you

Good morning Babs....

One latte coming right up....

Can i come and snuggle under your blanket with you?... "

Come on, jump in. No cold feet though

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"White Douwe Egberts with 2 sugars and a Danish would go down lovely... cheers OP "

Morning IP.....one white Douwe Egberts coffee with 2 sugars coming right up and a Danish pastry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be a cup of strong Yorkshire tea

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning! I'd love a coffee please I can't seem to wake up today. I hope everyone has a lovely Thursday! "

Good morning lemonbuttercream....

One coffee coming right up and I hope it helps to wake you up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hot choco ?

One hot chocolate coming right up....

Make that two please "

Morning Ignite...Another hot chocolate coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea 1 sugar and milk please, if its not to much trouble of course x

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Coffee 3 sugars for me please, best make it extra large & strong too I think I'm going to need it today!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm good I got a much needed monster espresso"

Good morning.....I hope you enjoy that monster espresso.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee .. very black .. very strong please Ash

Woken by bitch of neighbour who thought "singing" at the top of her voice at 1.15 am was socially acceptable!!

Going to be a long day!!"

I know the feeling buddy I lave next to similar screening and shouting matches few times a day on a reg basis . Then at night the boxing matches start. Better than any soap I tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee, white, two please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash your a life saver

Tea with milk and 2 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Builders tea for me please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee - no sugar with a drop of moo juice please.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning Ash. I’m still snuggled under a blanket, a latte would be lovely thank you

Good morning Babs....

One latte coming right up....

Can i come and snuggle under your blanket with you?...

Come on, jump in. No cold feet though "

Thanks Babs...I will warm up my feet first......

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Has to be a cup of strong Yorkshire tea"

Morning Scotty....One strong cup of Yorkshire tea coming right up......

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Tea 1 sugar and milk please, if its not to much trouble of course x"

Morning gingebeard...One tea with milk and 1 sugar coming right up....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello Ash! I'm still ill so if you could wear a hazmat suit and bring me a caramel latte that would be wonderful.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee 3 sugars for me please, best make it extra large & strong too I think I'm going to need it today! "

Good Morning Ms B....

One very large and extra strong coffee with 3 sugars coming right up...I hope it help get you through your day....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee, white, two please "

Morning Lorenzo...One white coffee with 2 sugars coming right up.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ash your a life saver

Tea with milk and 2 please"

Morning giant....One tea with milk and 2 sugars coming right up......

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Builders tea for me please!! "

One builders tea coming right up JonB.....

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Coffee 3 sugars for me please, best make it extra large & strong too I think I'm going to need it today!

Good Morning Ms B....

One very large and extra strong coffee with 3 sugars coming right up...I hope it help get you through your day...."

Thank you Ash, if the coffee doesn't work the zoo may have a couple of new exhibits

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee - no sugar with a drop of moo juice please. "

Good morning....One coffee with no sugar and a drop of milk coming right up....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I have a Lemsip please? I’m poorly

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello Ash! I'm still ill so if you could wear a hazmat suit and bring me a caramel latte that would be wonderful. "

Good morning Meli.....One caramel latte coming right up whilst wearing my hazmat suit....

I hope you feel better soon.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee, white, two please

Morning Lorenzo...One white coffee with 2 sugars coming right up..... "

Ah brilliant, thanks Ash Now how about a fry up?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee 3 sugars for me please, best make it extra large & strong too I think I'm going to need it today!

Good Morning Ms B....

One very large and extra strong coffee with 3 sugars coming right up...I hope it help get you through your day....

Thank you Ash, if the coffee doesn't work the zoo may have a couple of new exhibits "

you're very welcome....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I have a Lemsip please? I’m poorly "

Morning Sensual...One Lempsip coming right up....I hope you also feel better soon.....

Lots of poorly people on the forum today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a Lemsip please? I’m poorly "

Me too, it tastes shite though

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee, white, two please

Morning Lorenzo...One white coffee with 2 sugars coming right up.....

Ah brilliant, thanks Ash Now how about a fry up? "

Sorry mate...I'm all out of sausages,eggs and bacon at the moment but have some lovely danish pastries...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Morning! A right strong coffee with a splash of moo juice please.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I have a Lemsip please? I’m poorly

Me too, it tastes shite though "

Another Lemsip for you coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a Lemsip please? I’m poorly

Me too, it tastes shite though

Another Lemsip for you coming right up...

"

Feeling better already

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Can I have a Lemsip please? I’m poorly

Morning Sensual...One Lempsip coming right up....I hope you also feel better soon.....

Lots of poorly people on the forum today... "

Thank you Ash - Man Flu is a terrible thing but God willing and armed with the Lemsip you have so kindly provided, I may pull through

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Can I have a Lemsip please? I’m poorly

Me too, it tastes shite though "

The blackcurrent ones are not too bad if you visualise that it is merely a Ribena as you swallow it (or add a ton of sugar to it)

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please "

Please deliver my latte here Ash. I like a jacuzzi

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please

Please deliver my latte here Ash. I like a jacuzzi "

In that case, I'll get back in... Morning Babs

Anyone else want to jump in my jacuzzi? It says it accommodates 18 but I'm sure we could all squeeze together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please

Please deliver my latte here Ash. I like a jacuzzi

In that case, I'll get back in... Morning Babs

Anyone else want to jump in my jacuzzi? It says it accommodates 18 but I'm sure we could all squeeze together "

Dibs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please

Please deliver my latte here Ash. I like a jacuzzi

In that case, I'll get back in... Morning Babs

Anyone else want to jump in my jacuzzi? It says it accommodates 18 but I'm sure we could all squeeze together "

Good morning you lovely thing you I don’t mind a squeeze.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Can I try a warm milk please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning! A right strong coffee with a splash of moo juice please."

Morning Miss Honey....One strong coffee with a splash of milk coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please "

Morning platinum....One Jasmine tea coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almond milk and 2 sweetners please xxxx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please

Please deliver my latte here Ash. I like a jacuzzi "

I'm on my to the Jacuzzi with your latte Babs and bringing my swimming shorts....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I try a warm milk please"

Morning Voddy....One glass of warm milk coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Almond milk and 2 sweetners please xxxx"

Good morning...was the Almond milk for a cup of tea or coffee? x

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please

Please deliver my latte here Ash. I like a jacuzzi

In that case, I'll get back in... Morning Babs

Anyone else want to jump in my jacuzzi? It says it accommodates 18 but I'm sure we could all squeeze together

Dibs "

Plenty of room LVM

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please

Please deliver my latte here Ash. I like a jacuzzi

In that case, I'll get back in... Morning Babs

Anyone else want to jump in my jacuzzi? It says it accommodates 18 but I'm sure we could all squeeze together

Good morning you lovely thing you I don’t mind a squeeze. "

I'm currently horizontal, taking up more than my fair share, enjoying the powerful thrust underneath me Jump on in

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please

Morning platinum....One Jasmine tea coming right up.... "

Thanks Ash. Hop in, the water's lovely and hot

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

O lovely...now u sit back I'll make it....milk ...crackers strawberry jam and some chedder cheese on top ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Almond milk and 2 sweetners please xxxx

Good morning...was the Almond milk for a cup of tea or coffee? x"

Coffee please xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Almond milk and 2 sweetners please xxxx

Good morning...was the Almond milk for a cup of tea or coffee? x

Coffee please xx"

I'm back from the shops with some almond milk

One coffee coming right up...x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please

Morning platinum....One Jasmine tea coming right up....

Thanks Ash. Hop in, the water's lovely and hot "

Thanks PK......That was just what i needed....

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please

Morning platinum....One Jasmine tea coming right up....

Thanks Ash. Hop in, the water's lovely and hot

Thanks PK......That was just what i needed.... "

Not to steal you from your refreshment serving kindness - but Babs and I have saved you a spot on the Who's In thread

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm still wrapped in a towel from my morning jacuzzi. Mine's a jasmine tea if you please

Morning platinum....One Jasmine tea coming right up....

Thanks Ash. Hop in, the water's lovely and hot

Thanks PK......That was just what i needed....

Not to steal you from your refreshment serving kindness - but Babs and I have saved you a spot on the Who's In thread "

That's very kind of you both...I shall turn my kettle off for a while and join you there....

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