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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

TM* PinkSwing

Today's Thursday Rant Day is sponsored by a Swinger, a Monkey and a poet.

Crack on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother in law won’t call my son by his name, calls him a name she ‘prefers’

We call her out on it and she laughs. She even calls him it on Facebook. So we called her out on Facebook and now she’s fucked off that we ‘embarrassed’ her

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Mother in law won’t call my son by his name, calls him a name she ‘prefers’

We call her out on it and she laughs. She even calls him it on Facebook. So we called her out on Facebook and now she’s fucked off that we ‘embarrassed’ her "

Jusr start calling her by a name you prefer

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Mother in law won’t call my son by his name, calls him a name she ‘prefers’

We call her out on it and she laughs. She even calls him it on Facebook. So we called her out on Facebook and now she’s fucked off that we ‘embarrassed’ her

Jusr start calling her by a name you prefer "

Sounds like a plan to be fair

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No rants today really,well no big rants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No pants today really,well no big pants."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mother in law won’t call my son by his name, calls him a name she ‘prefers’

We call her out on it and she laughs. She even calls him it on Facebook. So we called her out on Facebook and now she’s fucked off that we ‘embarrassed’ her "

Good for you! X

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mother in law won’t call my son by his name, calls him a name she ‘prefers’

We call her out on it and she laughs. She even calls him it on Facebook. So we called her out on Facebook and now she’s fucked off that we ‘embarrassed’ her

Jusr start calling her by a name you prefer "

I did, she found it hilarious.

Husband has decided we just aren’t visiting her now or bothering with her (she also makes no effort to come see her grandson, we always have to go see her even though she lives five minutes away and doesn’t work so can pop round any time), so that’s fun!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Right ... new occurrence

Going to rant about ignorant neighbours who seem to think their life is the only thing that matters.

1.15 am today .. our "lovely" neighbour seems to think "singing" to whatever inane crap she was listening to at the top of her voice is acceptable!!! I call it singing, she holds a note like a colander holds water... or she was str*ngling a very clever cat (words could be made out)

Revenge is a dish best served cold

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"No pants today really,well no big pants.

"

It's Autumn I have my big pants ready and waiting lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No pants today really,well no big pants.

It's Autumn I have my big pants ready and waiting lady "

I'm no lady.

*scratches bollocks and sniffs fingers*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neighbours dog barking at stupid o'clock!!

Rant over.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Right ... new occurrence

Going to rant about ignorant neighbours who seem to think their life is the only thing that matters.

1.15 am today .. our "lovely" neighbour seems to think "singing" to whatever inane crap she was listening to at the top of her voice is acceptable!!! I call it singing, she holds a note like a colander holds water... or she was str*ngling a very clever cat (words could be made out)

Revenge is a dish best served cold "

My neighbour seems to think he owns the road.

There's a spot no one is allowed to park in. Except visitors to his house of course.

He's complained about non existent bags of brick rubble on my path. Yes, my path.

He's complained that my kitchen lights left on all day.

My grass is too long.

After bin day my bin sits at the kerb until I get a chance to move it. He moves my bin to the middle front of my drive so I can't park without moving it.

He's a petty little cunt.

Your rant...... Approved.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Mother in law won’t call my son by his name, calls him a name she ‘prefers’

We call her out on it and she laughs. She even calls him it on Facebook. So we called her out on Facebook and now she’s fucked off that we ‘embarrassed’ her

Jusr start calling her by a name you prefer

I did, she found it hilarious.

Husband has decided we just aren’t visiting her now or bothering with her (she also makes no effort to come see her grandson, we always have to go see her even though she lives five minutes away and doesn’t work so can pop round any time), so that’s fun!"

She sounds a joy . I would go with hubbies decision,see how long it takes her to make an effort to see you all. If she was old then fair enough,but if my daughter was 5 min's away with my grandchild and I knew I was welcome there I'd be up in a shot.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"No pants today really,well no big pants.

It's Autumn I have my big pants ready and waiting lady

I'm no lady.

*scratches bollocks and sniffs fingers* "

I like bollocks

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Right ... new occurrence

Going to rant about ignorant neighbours who seem to think their life is the only thing that matters.

1.15 am today .. our "lovely" neighbour seems to think "singing" to whatever inane crap she was listening to at the top of her voice is acceptable!!! I call it singing, she holds a note like a colander holds water... or she was str*ngling a very clever cat (words could be made out)

Revenge is a dish best served cold

My neighbour seems to think he owns the road.

There's a spot no one is allowed to park in. Except visitors to his house of course.

He's complained about non existent bags of brick rubble on my path. Yes, my path.

He's complained that my kitchen lights left on all day.

My grass is too long.

After bin day my bin sits at the kerb until I get a chance to move it. He moves my bin to the middle front of my drive so I can't park without moving it.

He's a petty little cunt.

Your rant...... Approved. "

Winner!!

Fortunately, we have an escape route ... 5 weeks til we move to our new house!!

I left that bit out in case in was mitigation for denial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mother in law won’t call my son by his name, calls him a name she ‘prefers’

We call her out on it and she laughs. She even calls him it on Facebook. So we called her out on Facebook and now she’s fucked off that we ‘embarrassed’ her

Jusr start calling her by a name you prefer

I did, she found it hilarious.

Husband has decided we just aren’t visiting her now or bothering with her (she also makes no effort to come see her grandson, we always have to go see her even though she lives five minutes away and doesn’t work so can pop round any time), so that’s fun!

She sounds a joy . I would go with hubbies decision,see how long it takes her to make an effort to see you all. If she was old then fair enough,but if my daughter was 5 min's away with my grandchild and I knew I was welcome there I'd be up in a shot."

She’s more that welcome to come down. But she’s just lazy - she doesn’t see her other grandson either, he’s nine months old and she’s seen him maybe six or so times.

Me and hubby worked out that my father in law (who yes, lives and is married to my mother in law) has seen the baby four times, and has held him once.

He’s eight weeks old tomorrow

Yet they have the nerve to ask if they can have him over night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right ... new occurrence

Going to rant about ignorant neighbours who seem to think their life is the only thing that matters.

1.15 am today .. our "lovely" neighbour seems to think "singing" to whatever inane crap she was listening to at the top of her voice is acceptable!!! I call it singing, she holds a note like a colander holds water... or she was str*ngling a very clever cat (words could be made out)

Revenge is a dish best served cold

My neighbour seems to think he owns the road.

There's a spot no one is allowed to park in. Except visitors to his house of course.

He's complained about non existent bags of brick rubble on my path. Yes, my path.

He's complained that my kitchen lights left on all day.

My grass is too long.

After bin day my bin sits at the kerb until I get a chance to move it. He moves my bin to the middle front of my drive so I can't park without moving it.

He's a petty little cunt.

Your rant...... Approved. "

But he's nice enough to not mention your dress sense.

Rant denied.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Right ... new occurrence

Going to rant about ignorant neighbours who seem to think their life is the only thing that matters.

1.15 am today .. our "lovely" neighbour seems to think "singing" to whatever inane crap she was listening to at the top of her voice is acceptable!!! I call it singing, she holds a note like a colander holds water... or she was str*ngling a very clever cat (words could be made out)

Revenge is a dish best served cold

My neighbour seems to think he owns the road.

There's a spot no one is allowed to park in. Except visitors to his house of course.

He's complained about non existent bags of brick rubble on my path. Yes, my path.

He's complained that my kitchen lights left on all day.

My grass is too long.

After bin day my bin sits at the kerb until I get a chance to move it. He moves my bin to the middle front of my drive so I can't park without moving it.

He's a petty little cunt.

Your rant...... Approved.

But he's nice enough to not mention your dress sense.

Rant denied. "

Oooo .. tough crowd

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Right ... new occurrence

Going to rant about ignorant neighbours who seem to think their life is the only thing that matters.

1.15 am today .. our "lovely" neighbour seems to think "singing" to whatever inane crap she was listening to at the top of her voice is acceptable!!! I call it singing, she holds a note like a colander holds water... or she was str*ngling a very clever cat (words could be made out)

Revenge is a dish best served cold

My neighbour seems to think he owns the road.

There's a spot no one is allowed to park in. Except visitors to his house of course.

He's complained about non existent bags of brick rubble on my path. Yes, my path.

He's complained that my kitchen lights left on all day.

My grass is too long.

After bin day my bin sits at the kerb until I get a chance to move it. He moves my bin to the middle front of my drive so I can't park without moving it.

He's a petty little cunt.

Your rant...... Approved.

But he's nice enough to not mention your dress sense.

Rant denied. "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Mother in law won’t call my son by his name, calls him a name she ‘prefers’

We call her out on it and she laughs. She even calls him it on Facebook. So we called her out on Facebook and now she’s fucked off that we ‘embarrassed’ her

Jusr start calling her by a name you prefer

I did, she found it hilarious.

Husband has decided we just aren’t visiting her now or bothering with her (she also makes no effort to come see her grandson, we always have to go see her even though she lives five minutes away and doesn’t work so can pop round any time), so that’s fun!

She sounds a joy . I would go with hubbies decision,see how long it takes her to make an effort to see you all. If she was old then fair enough,but if my daughter was 5 min's away with my grandchild and I knew I was welcome there I'd be up in a shot.

She’s more that welcome to come down. But she’s just lazy - she doesn’t see her other grandson either, he’s nine months old and she’s seen him maybe six or so times.

Me and hubby worked out that my father in law (who yes, lives and is married to my mother in law) has seen the baby four times, and has held him once.

He’s eight weeks old tomorrow

Yet they have the nerve to ask if they can have him over night "

My big sister became a granny for the first time a year ago and her daughter lives just over three hours away from her,she's seen her grandson countless time's they're there so much. It sounds like your son's grandparents just really aren't that great in making any effort,which is beyond my comprehension.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Right ... new occurrence

Going to rant about ignorant neighbours who seem to think their life is the only thing that matters.

1.15 am today .. our "lovely" neighbour seems to think "singing" to whatever inane crap she was listening to at the top of her voice is acceptable!!! I call it singing, she holds a note like a colander holds water... or she was str*ngling a very clever cat (words could be made out)

Revenge is a dish best served cold

My neighbour seems to think he owns the road.

There's a spot no one is allowed to park in. Except visitors to his house of course.

He's complained about non existent bags of brick rubble on my path. Yes, my path.

He's complained that my kitchen lights left on all day.

My grass is too long.

After bin day my bin sits at the kerb until I get a chance to move it. He moves my bin to the middle front of my drive so I can't park without moving it.

He's a petty little cunt.

Your rant...... Approved.

But he's nice enough to not mention your dress sense.

Rant denied. "

That's it!!!!!!!

I'm never fucking you again Colin.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Don’t have the energy to rant .... let it go

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Don’t have the energy to rant .... let it go"

Thanks Spurs!! Now have a Frozen song ear worm!!!

New rant ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Rant needed,om hosting a cocktail evening at my local!

I plan to martini espresso my face off!

Wanna come

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Don’t have the energy to rant .... let it go

Thanks Spurs!! Now have a Frozen song ear worm!!!

New rant .... "

Also approved.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right ... new occurrence

Going to rant about ignorant neighbours who seem to think their life is the only thing that matters.

1.15 am today .. our "lovely" neighbour seems to think "singing" to whatever inane crap she was listening to at the top of her voice is acceptable!!! I call it singing, she holds a note like a colander holds water... or she was str*ngling a very clever cat (words could be made out)

Revenge is a dish best served cold

My neighbour seems to think he owns the road.

There's a spot no one is allowed to park in. Except visitors to his house of course.

He's complained about non existent bags of brick rubble on my path. Yes, my path.

He's complained that my kitchen lights left on all day.

My grass is too long.

After bin day my bin sits at the kerb until I get a chance to move it. He moves my bin to the middle front of my drive so I can't park without moving it.

He's a petty little cunt.

Your rant...... Approved.

But he's nice enough to not mention your dress sense.

Rant denied.

That's it!!!!!!!

I'm never fucking you again Colin. "

Coincidentally, that's what all my veris say!

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Right ... new occurrence

Going to rant about ignorant neighbours who seem to think their life is the only thing that matters.

1.15 am today .. our "lovely" neighbour seems to think "singing" to whatever inane crap she was listening to at the top of her voice is acceptable!!! I call it singing, she holds a note like a colander holds water... or she was str*ngling a very clever cat (words could be made out)

Revenge is a dish best served cold

My neighbour seems to think he owns the road.

There's a spot no one is allowed to park in. Except visitors to his house of course.

He's complained about non existent bags of brick rubble on my path. Yes, my path.

He's complained that my kitchen lights left on all day.

My grass is too long.

After bin day my bin sits at the kerb until I get a chance to move it. He moves my bin to the middle front of my drive so I can't park without moving it.

He's a petty little cunt.

Your rant...... Approved.

But he's nice enough to not mention your dress sense.

Rant denied.

That's it!!!!!!!

I'm never fucking you again Colin.

Coincidentally, that's what all my veris say! "

Not all of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and the wife are tired of the dead zone in Oklahoma. People talk a big game but only want pics and numbers without following through. A bunch of jokers.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Me and the wife are tired of the dead zone in Oklahoma. People talk a big game but only want pics and numbers without following through. A bunch of jokers."

Its a similar story over here.

Approved.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Bloody Mrs Know It All who sits next to me at work and answers any question anyone asks even if she doesn’t know the answer she has to pipe up with ‘I don’t know’ She butts in on everyone’s conversations and brings them all back to herself. What makes it worse is she starts telling you something but begins at day dot and goes all round the houses to make one point at the end.

She was halfway through a monologue to someone who sits in front of her yesterday when the polish lady,who sits behind us, asked the lady next to her how to pronounce some words. Mrs KIA spun round in her chair mid sentence, booled herself over to in between the ladies behind and proceeded to school the polish lady on her pronunciation. Then booled back and resumed her monologue with the lady in front.

This goes on all day, every day she works. She must be exhausted!

She makes me feel very stabby

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Bloody Mrs Know It All who sits next to me at work and answers any question anyone asks even if she doesn’t know the answer she has to pipe up with ‘I don’t know’ She butts in on everyone’s conversations and brings them all back to herself. What makes it worse is she starts telling you something but begins at day dot and goes all round the houses to make one point at the end.

She was halfway through a monologue to someone who sits in front of her yesterday when the polish lady,who sits behind us, asked the lady next to her how to pronounce some words. Mrs KIA spun round in her chair mid sentence, booled herself over to in between the ladies behind and proceeded to school the polish lady on her pronunciation. Then booled back and resumed her monologue with the lady in front.

This goes on all day, every day she works. She must be exhausted!

She makes me feel very stabby "

Damn. I suppose a hug from me just wouldn't be enough in this case.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Bloody Mrs Know It All who sits next to me at work and answers any question anyone asks even if she doesn’t know the answer she has to pipe up with ‘I don’t know’ She butts in on everyone’s conversations and brings them all back to herself. What makes it worse is she starts telling you something but begins at day dot and goes all round the houses to make one point at the end.

She was halfway through a monologue to someone who sits in front of her yesterday when the polish lady,who sits behind us, asked the lady next to her how to pronounce some words. Mrs KIA spun round in her chair mid sentence, booled herself over to in between the ladies behind and proceeded to school the polish lady on her pronunciation. Then booled back and resumed her monologue with the lady in front.

This goes on all day, every day she works. She must be exhausted!

She makes me feel very stabby "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This fucking cough will not fuck off. I keep waking up choking on phlegm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got all the way to the coach station to go to London, realised I'd left my phone at home with the tickets on it! Ended up having to pay for another ticket later today and going back home!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Can I have a rant to say I've got nothing to rant about?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Can I have a rant to say I've got nothing to rant about? "

There's no discrimination for rants on rant day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mother in law won’t call my son by his name, calls him a name she ‘prefers’

We call her out on it and she laughs. She even calls him it on Facebook. So we called her out on Facebook and now she’s fucked off that we ‘embarrassed’ her

Jusr start calling her by a name you prefer "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a rant to say I've got nothing to rant about?

There's no discrimination for rants on rant day"

Excuse me you two! Where is my sympathy!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Can I have a rant to say I've got nothing to rant about?

There's no discrimination for rants on rant day

Excuse me you two! Where is my sympathy! "

Aw ... there there

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Can I have a rant to say I've got nothing to rant about?

There's no discrimination for rants on rant day

Excuse me you two! Where is my sympathy! "

(Blows raspberry )

Silly sod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a rant to say I've got nothing to rant about?

There's no discrimination for rants on rant day

Excuse me you two! Where is my sympathy!

(Blows raspberry )

Silly sod. "

That's a bit better.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Can I have a rant to say I've got nothing to rant about?

There's no discrimination for rants on rant day

Excuse me you two! Where is my sympathy!

(Blows raspberry )

Silly sod.

That's a bit better. "

I'm not one to predict Byron's judgement ... but who forgot the phone? Extenuating circumstances for forgetting?

I thought everyone had their phones on the retractable cables now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a rant to say I've got nothing to rant about?

There's no discrimination for rants on rant day

Excuse me you two! Where is my sympathy!

(Blows raspberry )

Silly sod.

That's a bit better.

I'm not one to predict Byron's judgement ... but who forgot the phone? Extenuating circumstances for forgetting?

I thought everyone had their phones on the retractable cables now "

I was having a really bad morning and just left in on the side. Got to the coach station and burst into tears. Its delayed my journey buy 3 1/2hours!

Bet you feel bad now!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Can I have a rant to say I've got nothing to rant about?

There's no discrimination for rants on rant day

Excuse me you two! Where is my sympathy!

(Blows raspberry )

Silly sod.

That's a bit better.

I'm not one to predict Byron's judgement ... but who forgot the phone? Extenuating circumstances for forgetting?

I thought everyone had their phones on the retractable cables now

I was having a really bad morning and just left in on the side. Got to the coach station and burst into tears. Its delayed my journey buy 3 1/2hours!

Bet you feel bad now! "

Hmmm ... you'd think so wouldn't you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Can I have a rant to say I've got nothing to rant about?

There's no discrimination for rants on rant day

Excuse me you two! Where is my sympathy!

(Blows raspberry )

Silly sod.

That's a bit better.

I'm not one to predict Byron's judgement ... but who forgot the phone? Extenuating circumstances for forgetting?

I thought everyone had their phones on the retractable cables now

I was having a really bad morning and just left in on the side. Got to the coach station and burst into tears. Its delayed my journey buy 3 1/2hours!

Bet you feel bad now! "

Nope. Get ya kit of and we may be more sympathetic.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Can I have a rant to say I've got nothing to rant about?

There's no discrimination for rants on rant day

Excuse me you two! Where is my sympathy!

(Blows raspberry )

Silly sod.

That's a bit better.

I'm not one to predict Byron's judgement ... but who forgot the phone? Extenuating circumstances for forgetting?

I thought everyone had their phones on the retractable cables now

I was having a really bad morning and just left in on the side. Got to the coach station and burst into tears. Its delayed my journey buy 3 1/2hours!

Bet you feel bad now!

Nope. Get ya kit of and we may be more sympathetic. "

The socks always stay on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a rant to say I've got nothing to rant about?

There's no discrimination for rants on rant day

Excuse me you two! Where is my sympathy!

(Blows raspberry )

Silly sod.

That's a bit better.

I'm not one to predict Byron's judgement ... but who forgot the phone? Extenuating circumstances for forgetting?

I thought everyone had their phones on the retractable cables now

I was having a really bad morning and just left in on the side. Got to the coach station and burst into tears. Its delayed my journey buy 3 1/2hours!

Bet you feel bad now!

Hmmm ... you'd think so wouldn't you "

I now have a new rant!!!

Stingly redmonkey is being mean to me!

(ha now your in for it)

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Can I have a rant to say I've got nothing to rant about?

There's no discrimination for rants on rant day

Excuse me you two! Where is my sympathy!

(Blows raspberry )

Silly sod.

That's a bit better.

I'm not one to predict Byron's judgement ... but who forgot the phone? Extenuating circumstances for forgetting?

I thought everyone had their phones on the retractable cables now

I was having a really bad morning and just left in on the side. Got to the coach station and burst into tears. Its delayed my journey buy 3 1/2hours!

Bet you feel bad now!

Hmmm ... you'd think so wouldn't you

I now have a new rant!!!

Stingly redmonkey is being mean to me!

(ha now your in for it) "

Monkey trembles in a mocking manner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

live next door to neighbour I don't get on with. we did until an incident where my friend parked a van a foot over her side of the house (semi detached)

shes vile, screams/growls at her children all day. thunders up and down the stairs - no underlay. moans if my children play music at 7 pm with their bedroom window open. won't allow anyone to park outside her house despite her not driving/having car. I could go on ...

last night at 12.30 am my daughter comes into my bedroom to say next doors kid knocking on her bedroom wall. went on/off for an hour. my daughter recorded on her mobile

couldn't knock on front door at 1 am to stop it as would cause WW3

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"live next door to neighbour I don't get on with. we did until an incident where my friend parked a van a foot over her side of the house (semi detached)

shes vile, screams/growls at her children all day. thunders up and down the stairs - no underlay. moans if my children play music at 7 pm with their bedroom window open. won't allow anyone to park outside her house despite her not driving/having car. I could go on ...

last night at 12.30 am my daughter comes into my bedroom to say next doors kid knocking on her bedroom wall. went on/off for an hour. my daughter recorded on her mobile

couldn't knock on front door at 1 am to stop it as would cause WW3

"

I feel your pain... see my rant above ^^

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Bloody Mrs Know It All who sits next to me at work and answers any question anyone asks even if she doesn’t know the answer she has to pipe up with ‘I don’t know’ She butts in on everyone’s conversations and brings them all back to herself. What makes it worse is she starts telling you something but begins at day dot and goes all round the houses to make one point at the end.

She was halfway through a monologue to someone who sits in front of her yesterday when the polish lady,who sits behind us, asked the lady next to her how to pronounce some words. Mrs KIA spun round in her chair mid sentence, booled herself over to in between the ladies behind and proceeded to school the polish lady on her pronunciation. Then booled back and resumed her monologue with the lady in front.

This goes on all day, every day she works. She must be exhausted!

She makes me feel very stabby "

I'm approving this, even though you went on a bit, but got there in the end.

Approved.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"This fucking cough will not fuck off. I keep waking up choking on phlegm. "

I'm resisting the urge to edit your post.

Approved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to drink water that has been used to cook white rice if you know what it is for X

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Can I have a rant to say I've got nothing to rant about?

There's no discrimination for rants on rant day"

Certainly no censorship from the OP.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Can I have a rant to say I've got nothing to rant about?

There's no discrimination for rants on rant day

Excuse me you two! Where is my sympathy!

(Blows raspberry )

Silly sod.

That's a bit better.

I'm not one to predict Byron's judgement ... but who forgot the phone? Extenuating circumstances for forgetting?

I thought everyone had their phones on the retractable cables now

I was having a really bad morning and just left in on the side. Got to the coach station and burst into tears. Its delayed my journey buy 3 1/2hours!

Bet you feel bad now!

Hmmm ... you'd think so wouldn't you

I now have a new rant!!!

Stingly redmonkey is being mean to me!

(ha now your in for it)

Monkey trembles in a mocking manner"

I saw your earlier post.

I'd have said the same.

*bro code

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"live next door to neighbour I don't get on with. we did until an incident where my friend parked a van a foot over her side of the house (semi detached)

shes vile, screams/growls at her children all day. thunders up and down the stairs - no underlay. moans if my children play music at 7 pm with their bedroom window open. won't allow anyone to park outside her house despite her not driving/having car. I could go on ...

last night at 12.30 am my daughter comes into my bedroom to say next doors kid knocking on her bedroom wall. went on/off for an hour. my daughter recorded on her mobile

couldn't knock on front door at 1 am to stop it as would cause WW3

"

Approved with am empathetic sigh.....

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I need to drink water that has been used to cook white rice if you know what it is for X "

Rice soup?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Bloody Mrs Know It All who sits next to me at work and answers any question anyone asks even if she doesn’t know the answer she has to pipe up with ‘I don’t know’ She butts in on everyone’s conversations and brings them all back to herself. What makes it worse is she starts telling you something but begins at day dot and goes all round the houses to make one point at the end.

She was halfway through a monologue to someone who sits in front of her yesterday when the polish lady,who sits behind us, asked the lady next to her how to pronounce some words. Mrs KIA spun round in her chair mid sentence, booled herself over to in between the ladies behind and proceeded to school the polish lady on her pronunciation. Then booled back and resumed her monologue with the lady in front.

This goes on all day, every day she works. She must be exhausted!

She makes me feel very stabby

I'm approving this, even though you went on a bit, but got there in the end.

Approved."

I was waiting for that. You haven’t heard it all before over and over again though have you?

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Bloody Mrs Know It All who sits next to me at work and answers any question anyone asks even if she doesn’t know the answer she has to pipe up with ‘I don’t know’ She butts in on everyone’s conversations and brings them all back to herself. What makes it worse is she starts telling you something but begins at day dot and goes all round the houses to make one point at the end.

She was halfway through a monologue to someone who sits in front of her yesterday when the polish lady,who sits behind us, asked the lady next to her how to pronounce some words. Mrs KIA spun round in her chair mid sentence, booled herself over to in between the ladies behind and proceeded to school the polish lady on her pronunciation. Then booled back and resumed her monologue with the lady in front.

This goes on all day, every day she works. She must be exhausted!

She makes me feel very stabby

I'm approving this, even though you went on a bit, but got there in the end.

Approved.

I was waiting for that. You haven’t heard it all before over and over again though have you? "

I'll never dissapoint you.

;-)

*utterly shameless flirtation....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Bloody Mrs Know It All who sits next to me at work and answers any question anyone asks even if she doesn’t know the answer she has to pipe up with ‘I don’t know’ She butts in on everyone’s conversations and brings them all back to herself. What makes it worse is she starts telling you something but begins at day dot and goes all round the houses to make one point at the end.

She was halfway through a monologue to someone who sits in front of her yesterday when the polish lady,who sits behind us, asked the lady next to her how to pronounce some words. Mrs KIA spun round in her chair mid sentence, booled herself over to in between the ladies behind and proceeded to school the polish lady on her pronunciation. Then booled back and resumed her monologue with the lady in front.

This goes on all day, every day she works. She must be exhausted!

She makes me feel very stabby

I'm approving this, even though you went on a bit, but got there in the end.

Approved.

I was waiting for that. You haven’t heard it all before over and over again though have you?

I'll never dissapoint you.

;-)

*utterly shameless flirtation...."

Monkey is disappointed with this flirtation

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Bloody Mrs Know It All who sits next to me at work and answers any question anyone asks even if she doesn’t know the answer she has to pipe up with ‘I don’t know’ She butts in on everyone’s conversations and brings them all back to herself. What makes it worse is she starts telling you something but begins at day dot and goes all round the houses to make one point at the end.

She was halfway through a monologue to someone who sits in front of her yesterday when the polish lady,who sits behind us, asked the lady next to her how to pronounce some words. Mrs KIA spun round in her chair mid sentence, booled herself over to in between the ladies behind and proceeded to school the polish lady on her pronunciation. Then booled back and resumed her monologue with the lady in front.

This goes on all day, every day she works. She must be exhausted!

She makes me feel very stabby

I'm approving this, even though you went on a bit, but got there in the end.

Approved.

I was waiting for that. You haven’t heard it all before over and over again though have you?

I'll never dissapoint you.

;-)

*utterly shameless flirtation....

Monkey is disappointed with this flirtation "

Not as disappointed as SJ......

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My rant today

Why is life so fucking cruel & unfair?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"My rant today

Why is life so fucking cruel & unfair? "

Tell uncle chunky what's wrong.

(Holds out arms)

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Bloody Mrs Know It All who sits next to me at work and answers any question anyone asks even if she doesn’t know the answer she has to pipe up with ‘I don’t know’ She butts in on everyone’s conversations and brings them all back to herself. What makes it worse is she starts telling you something but begins at day dot and goes all round the houses to make one point at the end.

She was halfway through a monologue to someone who sits in front of her yesterday when the polish lady,who sits behind us, asked the lady next to her how to pronounce some words. Mrs KIA spun round in her chair mid sentence, booled herself over to in between the ladies behind and proceeded to school the polish lady on her pronunciation. Then booled back and resumed her monologue with the lady in front.

This goes on all day, every day she works. She must be exhausted!

She makes me feel very stabby

I'm approving this, even though you went on a bit, but got there in the end.

Approved.

I was waiting for that. You haven’t heard it all before over and over again though have you?

I'll never dissapoint you.

;-)

*utterly shameless flirtation....

Monkey is disappointed with this flirtation

Not as disappointed as SJ......

"

All flirtation goes straight over my head. I assume it’s sarcasm.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

My rant is my same occasional rant. No PinkSwing again ...

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"My rant today

Why is life so fucking cruel & unfair? "

I asked a God botherer that very question.

Apparently it's a test.

As answers go, it's shit.

Your rant approved.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Bloody Mrs Know It All who sits next to me at work and answers any question anyone asks even if she doesn’t know the answer she has to pipe up with ‘I don’t know’ She butts in on everyone’s conversations and brings them all back to herself. What makes it worse is she starts telling you something but begins at day dot and goes all round the houses to make one point at the end.

She was halfway through a monologue to someone who sits in front of her yesterday when the polish lady,who sits behind us, asked the lady next to her how to pronounce some words. Mrs KIA spun round in her chair mid sentence, booled herself over to in between the ladies behind and proceeded to school the polish lady on her pronunciation. Then booled back and resumed her monologue with the lady in front.

This goes on all day, every day she works. She must be exhausted!

She makes me feel very stabby

I'm approving this, even though you went on a bit, but got there in the end.

Approved.

I was waiting for that. You haven’t heard it all before over and over again though have you?

I'll never dissapoint you.

;-)

*utterly shameless flirtation....

Monkey is disappointed with this flirtation

Not as disappointed as SJ......

All flirtation goes straight over my head. I assume it’s sarcasm. "

Thankfully I didn't waste much time with my attempt......

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"My rant is my same occasional rant. No PinkSwing again ... "

Approved.

I'm trying to make a shit job of this in the vain hope they'll be back to do it properly.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"My rant today

Why is life so fucking cruel & unfair?

I asked a God botherer that very question.

Apparently it's a test.

As answers go, it's shit.

Your rant approved."

Today, God can go fuck himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No moaning from me today Stingly.

No Whining

No Complaining

Absolutely

No Frowning

Only

Hugs, Smiles and

Warm Fuzzy Feelings

I'm letting it all wash over me today

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"No moaning from me today Stingly.

No Whining

No Complaining

Absolutely

No Frowning

Only

Hugs, Smiles and

Warm Fuzzy Feelings

I'm letting it all wash over me today "

Not approved.

*No need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is my same occasional rant. No PinkSwing again ...

Approved.

I'm trying to make a shit job of this in the vain hope they'll be back to do it properly. "

You're doing a great job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the women I work with dont stop going on about how 'fat' they are.

The 2 that spring to mind are both a size 10/ 12 and look amazing.

I'm aware that they may see themselves differently than everyone else - but I wish they would give it a fucking rest!

Especially as I am plus sized and do not go on and on about it.

I was humiliated yesterday as we had to order new uniforms - and I had to order a size 22 in front of these women that only care about how fat everyone is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got yet another stinking cold, the back of my hand is still butchered from all the blood samples taken last week and turns out I have a tooth root embedded in my sinus (no idea how the feck that's happened)

So having a pity party for one and there will be baileys involved.

Sin.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"All the women I work with dont stop going on about how 'fat' they are.

The 2 that spring to mind are both a size 10/ 12 and look amazing.

I'm aware that they may see themselves differently than everyone else - but I wish they would give it a fucking rest!

Especially as I am plus sized and do not go on and on about it.

I was humiliated yesterday as we had to order new uniforms - and I had to order a size 22 in front of these women that only care about how fat everyone is

"

Approved. All day long......

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I've got yet another stinking cold, the back of my hand is still butchered from all the blood samples taken last week and turns out I have a tooth root embedded in my sinus (no idea how the feck that's happened)

So having a pity party for one and there will be baileys involved.

Sin."

Pour yourself a stiff one.

Fnarrrrr fnarrrrrr.

Approved.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I've got yet another stinking cold, the back of my hand is still butchered from all the blood samples taken last week and turns out I have a tooth root embedded in my sinus (no idea how the feck that's happened)

So having a pity party for one and there will be baileys involved.

Sin.

Pour yourself a stiff one.

Fnarrrrr fnarrrrrr.

Approved."

Great job Finbar Stingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"[Rant removed by poster at 24/10/19 18:54:27]"

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I've got yet another stinking cold, the back of my hand is still butchered from all the blood samples taken last week and turns out I have a tooth root embedded in my sinus (no idea how the feck that's happened)

So having a pity party for one and there will be baileys involved.

Sin.

Pour yourself a stiff one.

Fnarrrrr fnarrrrrr.

Approved.

Great job Finbar Stingly"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supposed to be in 2 places at same time today.

Another poor management's cock up... Sometimes you gotta let those above you fail.. But daily is taking the pxss

Rant over

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Supposed to be in 2 places at same time today.

Another poor management's cock up... Sometimes you gotta let those above you fail.. But daily is taking the pxss

Rant over "

Many of us been there....

Approved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened to my thread about the politics room?

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