FabSwingers.com forum: Staying too long

By *iger4u OP Woman
over a year ago

In my happy place

So after a succesful meet If im accomodating I put the kettle on.

My assumption is they drink up and leave.

How do you all get rid of people who are lingering...

How long is too long?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Like Malcolm Tucker I just roll over and say “Fuckety-bye”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like Malcolm Tucker I just roll over and say “Fuckety-bye”."

I'm not sure but I think I love you.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Like Malcolm Tucker I just roll over and say “Fuckety-bye”.

I'm not sure but I think I love you.

It’s true. You do.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

we go to bed and ask them to lock up on the way out. If that fails we let the geese out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So after a succesful meet If im accomodating I put the kettle on.

My assumption is they drink up and leave.

How do you all get rid of people who are lingering...

How long is too long?

I could usually go a few more rounds after the cuppa tbf.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Like Malcolm Tucker I just roll over and say “Fuckety-bye”."

Just out of interest, any other Tucker-isms you throw in to your carnal sessions? For example, have you had recourse to “fucking omnishambles”?

Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just turn the conversation to them leaving. Thank you for a lovely evening, do you mind if we say goodnight now, as I have to be up early tomorrow for........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My meets know my time scale and leave when need to. Normally wiping their cock on the curtains on the way out

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Like Malcolm Tucker I just roll over and say “Fuckety-bye”.

Just out of interest, any other Tucker-isms you throw in to your carnal sessions? For example, have you had recourse to “fucking omnishambles”?

Mr. "

“You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up."

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Like Malcolm Tucker I just roll over and say “Fuckety-bye”.

Just out of interest, any other Tucker-isms you throw in to your carnal sessions? For example, have you had recourse to “fucking omnishambles”?

Mr.

“You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up.""

I now want to see Malcolm Tucker narrating somebody’s Fab meet. That’d be splendid.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

But I brought bacon and eggs for breakfast. Pffft

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I generally don't want them to leave - if I make a cuppa it's just to replenish their energy

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Like Malcolm Tucker I just roll over and say “Fuckety-bye”.

Just out of interest, any other Tucker-isms you throw in to your carnal sessions? For example, have you had recourse to “fucking omnishambles”?

Mr.

“You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up."

I now want to see Malcolm Tucker narrating somebody’s Fab meet. That’d be splendid. "

"He's useless. He's absolutely useless. He's as useless as a marzipan dildo."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I brought bacon and eggs for breakfast. Pffft "

Well if you’re making a fry up in the morning then you can stay! Just don’t steal the duvet or snore! I’m tired

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Reload

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss in their tea cup and throw it at the wall

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"So after a succesful meet If im accomodating I put the kettle on.

My assumption is they drink up and leave.

How do you all get rid of people who are lingering...

How long is too long?

Next time don't make tea for starters hun... Just be confident and say thank you for a great time. See you soon hopefully goodbye.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I rub my bum along the carpet like a dog, until they get the hint and leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So after a succesful meet If im accomodating I put the kettle on.

My assumption is they drink up and leave.

How do you all get rid of people who are lingering...

How long is too long?

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3.5 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im just blunt and too the point most just read things right but the odd few I just tell them right time for you to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Piss in their tea cup and throw it at the wall"

Well I clearly can’t read

Hmmm. Anything more than half an hour imo

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By *eamgreen30Couple
over a year ago

stroud

Bizarrely we’ve never been asked to leave when we’ve had meets at couples houses lol. We’ve always stayed over at their place and if we’ve had people to ours they’re always welcome to stop over and have breakfast in the morning.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Risking carpet burn if they're a bit slow to get the message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my meet stayed overnight, it's a success. In the morning I usually go to work and he goes home

But there was this one time where my worst meet ever (virgin, I didn't know beforehand) wouldn't leave.. he just sat there like a twat. He wasn't getting my hints so I said "I need to kick you out now" and eventually he got up and fucked off.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

"So after a succesful meet If im accomodating I put the kettle on.

My assumption is they drink up and leave.

How do you all get rid of people who are lingering...

How long is too long?

Make up someone is coming over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So after a succesful meet If im accomodating I put the kettle on.

My assumption is they drink up and leave.

How do you all get rid of people who are lingering...

How long is too long?

I could usually go a few more rounds after the cuppa tbf."

i dont treat sex a a wham bam thats your lot see ya, last time for me we spent the night together... it didnt stop at once. In afew weeks were having a whole weekend together fri until sun poss mon... i doubt we'll leave the hotel

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By *axo25Man
over a year ago

lightwater

"If my meet stayed overnight, it's a success. In the morning I usually go to work and he goes home

Christ that sounds excruciating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If my meet stayed overnight, it's a success. In the morning I usually go to work and he goes home

Christ that sounds excruciating

I still have nightmares, let me tell you..

The best thing was he asked for a veri a few days later as he didn't have a green tick yet

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

A lot depends on the snacks available. Cake will always make me stay at least a day or two I’d I’m meeting a tall dominant woman with perfectly formed breasts and extra long legs then it will depend on how long it takes be to untie myself. But If hubbie decides to come home early I’ll quickly wipe my cock on his pillow and I’m outa there

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

None visit my home so I don’t have that problem.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None visit my home so I don’t have that problem....."

Same. No way I'd even tell anyone the county I live in.

They know my rules and timeline before the meet. I leave as discussed.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"None visit my home so I don’t have that problem....."

Same here

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"But I brought bacon and eggs for breakfast. Pffft

Well if you’re making a fry up in the morning then you can stay! Just don’t steal the duvet or snore! I’m tired

Deal. Now nudge over. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start to fart

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Start to fart "

But what if she's already started?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I don't accommodate but if I did I'd just say 'right, fuck off now, things to do'.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I don't accommodate but if I did I'd just say 'right, fuck off now, things to do'."

Smooth talker.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I don't accommodate but if I did I'd just say 'right, fuck off now, things to do'.

Smooth talker.

Lol, I'm very blunt and just say things as they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start to fart

But what if she's already started?

Piss on him

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I don’t accommodate so don’t have this problem

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why would anyone let a stranger into their home? I might start a new thread.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Like Malcolm Tucker I just roll over and say “Fuckety-bye”."

Top score!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None visit my home so I don’t have that problem....."

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone let a stranger into their home? I might start a new thread.

Please do! I’d like to know this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like Malcolm Tucker I just roll over and say “Fuckety-bye”."

Harsh

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Just say your bowls are playing up again and you have diahoria. Then describe in detail how bad it is...

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Leave? Hahaha, they never leave!! I have a cellar!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh he usually knows when I've had enough lol must be my body language...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So after a succesful meet If im accomodating I put the kettle on.

My assumption is they drink up and leave.

How do you all get rid of people who are lingering...

How long is too long?

I could usually go a few more rounds after the cuppa tbf."

What do you have in your tea?

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

No one gets over my doorstep ... so not a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone let a stranger into their home? I might start a new thread.

OP hasn't said. Could be somebody she knows, met before....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my fwb meets ran to pre agreed timeslots driven by our respective outside commitments, so it was never an issue.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I think putting on a chastity belt should be a strong enough hint for anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone let a stranger into their home? I might start a new thread.

OP hasn't said. Could be somebody she knows, met before.... "

I was wondering this. Do people feel more comfortable accommodating if they’re in a couple just in case something goes wrong?

Or is it only people already known to you that you’d let into your home? I personally don’t accommodate (except for friends obviously); so I’m genuinely curious as to how people make the judgement about who is safe and not?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I don’t accommodate so i’m usually the one leaving. I like to leave by middnight otherwise my Hyundai turns into a Pumpkin. I don’t like too late an evening.

Some men are happy to chat and cuddle. Some men like you to sod off after they’ve had their third orgasm.

Swings and roundabouts.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Why would anyone let a stranger into their home? I might start a new thread.

OP hasn't said. Could be somebody she knows, met before....

I was wondering this. Do people feel more comfortable accommodating if they’re in a couple just in case something goes wrong?

We used to accommodate, we don't now. It's a decision you have to make based on your own judgement and but instinct. It's always a risk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone let a stranger into their home? I might start a new thread.

OP hasn't said. Could be somebody she knows, met before....

I was wondering this. Do people feel more comfortable accommodating if they’re in a couple just in case something goes wrong?

OK erm... We are a cpl NOT living together. Its my home (fem) where we play. I'm committed to introducing a third to the dimension but obviously if my FB is in my home too. Me, as a single fem, wouldn't have a guy in my house, on my own - unless I've met many times before elsewhere.

Hope that makes sense x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start to fart "

Just try not to shit the bed.

.....again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone let a stranger into their home? I might start a new thread.

OP hasn't said. Could be somebody she knows, met before....

I was wondering this. Do people feel more comfortable accommodating if they’re in a couple just in case something goes wrong?

Hope that makes sense x"

What will you do if the new bloke turns up at some random time wanting another shag? He will have your address from being there with your fb.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've never, ever made anyone a cuppa after a meet.

Even the thought has given me the heebie jeebies!

I generally just boot them out the door with a toe up their arse

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I've never, ever made anyone a cuppa after a meet.

Even the thought has given me the heebie jeebies!

I generally just boot them out the door with a toe up their arse

They might enjoy that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never experienced that. Whenever I’ve met anyone. Neither of us have wanted to leave.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"So after a succesful meet If im accomodating I put the kettle on.

My assumption is they drink up and leave.

How do you all get rid of people who are lingering...

How long is too long?

I could usually go a few more rounds after the cuppa tbf."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't accommodate but there has only been one awkward meet where I've booted a guy out. This was recently and he assumed that because I'm kinky I would love him chewing my nipples and lip so hard they bled, and using his hand to stimulate me so hard it left me bruised! We planned on staying the night together but I told him to get lost after he ignored my plees for him to stop hurting me. He then claimed I had multiple personality disorder!

I normally meet in hotel rooms and I always book a disabled room. This is mostly for safety with the pull cord alarms if they won't leave. Normally though we arrange time scales before we meet so it's not awkward

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Just look at your phone and say something along the lines thats the sexual health clinic texting and they want you back in asap.

Say you cant understand why they want you back because they say all tests are 100% positive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone let a stranger into their home? I might start a new thread.

OP hasn't said. Could be somebody she knows, met before....

I was wondering this. Do people feel more comfortable accommodating if they’re in a couple just in case something goes wrong?

Hope that makes sense x"

Yes perfect sense - I’m the same, would never let anyone in if I was on my own x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like Malcolm Tucker I just roll over and say “Fuckety-bye”."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So after a succesful meet If im accomodating I put the kettle on.

My assumption is they drink up and leave.

How do you all get rid of people who are lingering...

How long is too long?

I could usually go a few more rounds after the cuppa tbf."

exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I generally don't want them to leave - if I make a cuppa it's just to replenish their energy

lovely Lady

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

"My meets know my time scale and leave when need to. Normally wiping their cock on the curtains on the way out

I'd at least wash it in the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bizarrely we’ve never been asked to leave when we’ve had meets at couples houses lol. We’ve always stayed over at their place and if we’ve had people to ours they’re always welcome to stop over and have breakfast in the morning. "

this means Civilization

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By *iger4u OP Woman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"Why would anyone let a stranger into their home? I might start a new thread.

OP hasn't said. Could be somebody she knows, met before.... "

This... I only invite ppl ive met and they have accomodated or hotel.. No randoms. Jeez. Thats one up from the vanlady.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

we go to bed and ask them to lock up on the way out. If that fails we let the geese out."

Jesus, I'm not coming to yours, been chased and cornered by geese lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t accommodate so i’m usually the one leaving. I like to leave by middnight otherwise my Hyundai turns into a Pumpkin. I don’t like too late an evening.

Some men are happy to chat and cuddle. Some men like you to sod off after they’ve had their third orgasm.

Swings and roundabouts."

yeah hyundais do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a gentleman. If you can last 3 plus hours of almost non stop fucking its time to go anyway. I can understand when time is up, you got to be a total jerk not to know

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By *miles4himandmeCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

When I was single I used say the wife will home after a girls night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never experienced that. Whenever I’ve met anyone. Neither of us have wanted to leave. "

That's why our time together was agreed in a civilised way beforehand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So after a succesful meet If im accomodating I put the kettle on.

My assumption is they drink up and leave.

How do you all get rid of people who are lingering...

How long is too long?

It's easy meet on hotel and then say who's going to pay the bill . Never see anyone leave roo so fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone let a stranger into their home? I might start a new thread.

OP hasn't said. Could be somebody she knows, met before....

I was wondering this. Do people feel more comfortable accommodating if they’re in a couple just in case something goes wrong?

Hope that makes sense x

What will you do if the new bloke turns up at some random time wanting another shag? He will have your address from being there with your fb. "

It'll be an interesting chat Mavis!... Cos I've already thought of that, I'd meet them elsewhere and take them to my address.... Failing that, I'd choose a guy I've already met before who I know for sure wouldn't disrespect me in that way....

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"So after a succesful meet If im accomodating I put the kettle on.

My assumption is they drink up and leave.

How do you all get rid of people who are lingering...

How long is too long?

Refuse to go for breakfast and walk out

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

The offer of breakfast is always forthcoming following an all nighter / overnight meet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone let a stranger into their home? I might start a new thread.

OP hasn't said. Could be somebody she knows, met before....

I was wondering this. Do people feel more comfortable accommodating if they’re in a couple just in case something goes wrong?

Hope that makes sense x

What will you do if the new bloke turns up at some random time wanting another shag? He will have your address from being there with your fb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just turn the conversation to them leaving. Thank you for a lovely evening, do you mind if we say goodnight now, as I have to be up early tomorrow for........"

This has always worked for me!!

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Until you develop asthma you never knew you had... until then you’re just warming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until you develop asthma you never knew you had... until then you’re just warming up

I usually find being honest works.

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"Until you develop asthma you never knew you had... until then you’re just warming up

I usually find being honest works. "

Ditto. Although it does depend on wether it’s going to be one round or more, enough of a chat beforehand should set the tone.

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By *carlettVanillaWoman
over a year ago

Gloucesterish

Just explain that you dont do overnights...job done!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would never have anyone to our home so not a problem.

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