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 Let's make it some place sunny and warm while we're at it who wants a passport? (tongue in cheek) | |||
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"*infiltrate from within and educate* Yeah, I’m in. "We'll corrupt you first | |||
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"*infiltrate from within and educate* Yeah, I’m in.
We'll corrupt you first "I *knew* you lot were corrupt. | |||
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"*infiltrate from within and educate* Yeah, I’m in. "Lol | |||
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"I can fit in a suitcase "I'll book you a first class seat with extra leg room and unlimited nibbles | |||
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"Are we building a wall to keep them out? "Nah! Our intolerant ways are deterrent enough | |||
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"Are we building a wall to keep them out?
Nah! Our intolerant ways are deterrent enough "Hell yes they are  
We're happy where we are thankyou, though we would like to offer an Open Borders Agreement for holidays and such. We don't want a whole N/S Korea situation going on. | |||
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"Can you take Rees-Mogg with you. Please and thank you "And Farage We'll begrudgingly take Dianne Abbott in return | |||
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"Can you take Rees-Mogg with you. Please and thank you
And Farage We'll begrudgingly take Dianne Abbott in return "Don't forget Gove either | |||
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"Can you take Rees-Mogg with you. Please and thank you
And Farage We'll begrudgingly take Dianne Abbott in return "I like her #unpopularopinion. (Not that I've ever been known to have them before ). | |||
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"Are we building a wall to keep them out?
Nah! Our intolerant ways are deterrent enough
Hell yes they are
We're happy where we are thankyou, though we would like to offer an Open Borders Agreement for holidays and such. We don't want a whole N/S Korea situation going on. "I'm sure sonething can be arranged, but once you're past the soft border no protestung our non PC ways | |||
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"Are we building a wall to keep them out?
Nah! Our intolerant ways are deterrent enough
Hell yes they are
We're happy where we are thankyou, though we would like to offer an Open Borders Agreement for holidays and such. We don't want a whole N/S Korea situation going on.
I'm sure sonething can be arranged, but once you're past the soft border no protestung our non PC ways "We promise, all protests will be conducted on Lefty Soil. Any militant types who venture into righty soil to tie themselves up to trees or free your chickens.. will be rounded up and given a big hug, given free speaking therapy sessions and must promise never to do it again. Can't say fairer than that can we?  | |||
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"Can you take Rees-Mogg with you. Please and thank you
And Farage We'll begrudgingly take Dianne Abbott in return
Don't forget Gove either "Wall needed for them !! | |||
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"Can you take Rees-Mogg with you. Please and thank you
And Farage We'll begrudgingly take Dianne Abbott in return
I like her #unpopularopinion. (Not that I've ever been known to have them before )."Me too. She’s amazing. | |||
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"Are we building a wall to keep them out?
Nah! Our intolerant ways are deterrent enough
Hell yes they are
We're happy where we are thankyou, though we would like to offer an Open Borders Agreement for holidays and such. We don't want a whole N/S Korea situation going on.
I'm sure sonething can be arranged, but once you're past the soft border no protestung our non PC ways
We promise, all protests will be conducted on Lefty Soil. Any militant types who venture into righty soil to tie themselves up to trees or free your chickens.. will be rounded up and given a big hug, given free speaking therapy sessions and must promise never to do it again. Can't say fairer than that can we? "Spunds equitable. We're a reasonable bunch | |||
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"Fleeing from a liberal utopia. Let's carve out a conservative leaning fiefdom Let's make it some place sunny and warm while we're at it who wants a passport? (tongue in cheek)"Fuck yeh I’m definitely in ! | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire "Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion  | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion "Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?  | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce? "Don't you dare | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce? "No. I infiltrated and divided it up fairly. Fancy a spank back on lefty soil? | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion "If you catch me, I can be very elusive | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?
Don't you dare "I... I guess I could stick my butt over the border right? | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?
No. I infiltrated and divided it up fairly. Fancy a spank back on lefty soil?"Phew thank God for that! Is that an offer?   | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce? "We conservative types party hard and are good disciplinarians | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?
No. I infiltrated and divided it up fairly. Fancy a spank back on lefty soil?
Phew thank God for that! Is that an offer? "It’s an (hoping you’ll consent to my desire to take charge) instruction... | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
If you catch me, I can be very elusive "My STASI will track you down and bring you before me | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
If you catch me, I can be very elusive
My STASI will track you down and bring you before me "I’m feisty though, you probably need more than your STASI to catch and secure me.... try again | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?
We conservative types party hard and are good disciplinarians "Please! You're all so uptight from your work hard lifestyles that youll be sneaking over the border at night time to where the real party is.
We have the artists, the musicians, the dancers, painters, sculptors, actors etc. You know it | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
If you catch me, I can be very elusive
My STASI will track you down and bring you before me
I’m feisty though, you probably need more than your STASI to catch and secure me.... try again "Ok,if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
If you catch me, I can be very elusive
My STASI will track you down and bring you before me
I’m feisty though, you probably need more than your STASI to catch and secure me.... try again
Ok,if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself "Probably the best way, then you know your orders are carried out to the letter | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
If you catch me, I can be very elusive
My STASI will track you down and bring you before me
I’m feisty though, you probably need more than your STASI to catch and secure me.... try again "Its OK Spurs, I'll send over the militant side of Greenpeace to come fetch you, supported by a wing of hunt protesters, some drone interference and some chicken liberators to run a distraction. | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?
No. I infiltrated and divided it up fairly. Fancy a spank back on lefty soil?
Phew thank God for that! Is that an offer?
It’s an (hoping you’ll consent to my desire to take charge) instruction..."I think I just melted into a puddle. I'll meet you back on lefty soil when I've resolidified. | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
If you catch me, I can be very elusive
My STASI will track you down and bring you before me
I’m feisty though, you probably need more than your STASI to catch and secure me.... try again
Ok,if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself
Probably the best way, then you know your orders are carried out to the letter "And punishmebt can be properly administered | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
If you catch me, I can be very elusive
My STASI will track you down and bring you before me
I’m feisty though, you probably need more than your STASI to catch and secure me.... try again
Its OK Spurs, I'll send over the militant side of Greenpeace to come fetch you, supported by a wing of hunt protesters, some drone interference and some chicken liberators to run a distraction. "Thanks GK, but I won’t be captured by anyone but I’ll take the distraction to continue the elusiveness | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
If you catch me, I can be very elusive
My STASI will track you down and bring you before me
I’m feisty though, you probably need more than your STASI to catch and secure me.... try again
Ok,if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself
Probably the best way, then you know your orders are carried out to the letter
And punishmebt can be properly administered "If you manage to capture me then I’ll accept my punishment | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?
No. I infiltrated and divided it up fairly. Fancy a spank back on lefty soil?
Phew thank God for that! Is that an offer?
It’s an (hoping you’ll consent to my desire to take charge) instruction...
I think I just melted into a puddle. I'll meet you back on lefty soil when I've resolidified."There’s a little cabin deserted in the woods of No Man’s Land. I’ll take you there. I want to be alone with you. When I say “take”, I mean tied up and stuffed in the boot of my car, consensually nonconsensually. | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?
No. I infiltrated and divided it up fairly. Fancy a spank back on lefty soil?
Phew thank God for that! Is that an offer?
It’s an (hoping you’ll consent to my desire to take charge) instruction...
I think I just melted into a puddle. I'll meet you back on lefty soil when I've resolidified.
There’s a little cabin deserted in the woods of
No Man’s Land. I’ll take you there. I want to be alone with you. When I say “take”, I mean tied up and stuffed in the boot of my car, consensually nonconsensually. "No kidna##ing alliwed on our territory! You'll both be detained for suitable judicial review | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?
No. I infiltrated and divided it up fairly. Fancy a spank back on lefty soil?
Phew thank God for that! Is that an offer?
It’s an (hoping you’ll consent to my desire to take charge) instruction...
I think I just melted into a puddle. I'll meet you back on lefty soil when I've resolidified.
There’s a little cabin deserted in the woods of
No Man’s Land. I’ll take you there. I want to be alone with you. When I say “take”, I mean tied up and stuffed in the boot of my car, consensually nonconsensually. "Re-melted again! God damn you can do what you like to me woman . I'll still kick and scream for effect though, where's the fun otherwise? | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?
No. I infiltrated and divided it up fairly. Fancy a spank back on lefty soil?
Phew thank God for that! Is that an offer?
It’s an (hoping you’ll consent to my desire to take charge) instruction...
I think I just melted into a puddle. I'll meet you back on lefty soil when I've resolidified.
There’s a little cabin deserted in the woods of
No Man’s Land. I’ll take you there. I want to be alone with you. When I say “take”, I mean tied up and stuffed in the boot of my car, consensually nonconsensually.
No kidna##ing alliwed on our territory! You'll both be detained for suitable judicial review "It wasn’t on your territory. It was No Man’s Land. You rights are always so wrong. | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?
No. I infiltrated and divided it up fairly. Fancy a spank back on lefty soil?
Phew thank God for that! Is that an offer?
It’s an (hoping you’ll consent to my desire to take charge) instruction...
I think I just melted into a puddle. I'll meet you back on lefty soil when I've resolidified.
There’s a little cabin deserted in the woods of
No Man’s Land. I’ll take you there. I want to be alone with you. When I say “take”, I mean tied up and stuffed in the boot of my car, consensually nonconsensually.
Re-melted again! God damn you can do what you like to me woman . I'll still kick and scream for effect though, where's the fun otherwise? "Oh yes. Ohhhh yes. | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?
No. I infiltrated and divided it up fairly. Fancy a spank back on lefty soil?
Phew thank God for that! Is that an offer?
It’s an (hoping you’ll consent to my desire to take charge) instruction...
I think I just melted into a puddle. I'll meet you back on lefty soil when I've resolidified.
There’s a little cabin deserted in the woods of
No Man’s Land. I’ll take you there. I want to be alone with you. When I say “take”, I mean tied up and stuffed in the boot of my car, consensually nonconsensually.
No kidna##ing alliwed on our territory! You'll both be detained for suitable judicial review
It wasn’t on your territory. It was No Man’s Land. You rights are always so wrong. "That was your destination. You infiltrated our side and the sexy young lady had her bum on our side,unsure where to go Our jurisdiction | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?
No. I infiltrated and divided it up fairly. Fancy a spank back on lefty soil?
Phew thank God for that! Is that an offer?
It’s an (hoping you’ll consent to my desire to take charge) instruction...
I think I just melted into a puddle. I'll meet you back on lefty soil when I've resolidified.
There’s a little cabin deserted in the woods of
No Man’s Land. I’ll take you there. I want to be alone with you. When I say “take”, I mean tied up and stuffed in the boot of my car, consensually nonconsensually.
No kidna##ing alliwed on our territory! You'll both be detained for suitable judicial review
It wasn’t on your territory. It was No Man’s Land. You rights are always so wrong.
That was your destination. You infiltrated our side and the sexy young lady had her bum on our side,unsure where to go Our jurisdiction "As a, now impartial observer, I have to say, hes Right | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?
No. I infiltrated and divided it up fairly. Fancy a spank back on lefty soil?
Phew thank God for that! Is that an offer?
It’s an (hoping you’ll consent to my desire to take charge) instruction...
I think I just melted into a puddle. I'll meet you back on lefty soil when I've resolidified.
There’s a little cabin deserted in the woods of
No Man’s Land. I’ll take you there. I want to be alone with you. When I say “take”, I mean tied up and stuffed in the boot of my car, consensually nonconsensually.
No kidna##ing alliwed on our territory! You'll both be detained for suitable judicial review
It wasn’t on your territory. It was No Man’s Land. You rights are always so wrong.
That was your destination. You infiltrated our side and the sexy young lady had her bum on our side,unsure where to go Our jurisdiction "Ahh no, you see you’ve misinterpreted. I can assure you it didn’t happen until we were in No Man’s Land. I promise. | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?
No. I infiltrated and divided it up fairly. Fancy a spank back on lefty soil?
Phew thank God for that! Is that an offer?
It’s an (hoping you’ll consent to my desire to take charge) instruction...
I think I just melted into a puddle. I'll meet you back on lefty soil when I've resolidified.
There’s a little cabin deserted in the woods of
No Man’s Land. I’ll take you there. I want to be alone with you. When I say “take”, I mean tied up and stuffed in the boot of my car, consensually nonconsensually.
No kidna##ing alliwed on our territory! You'll both be detained for suitable judicial review
It wasn’t on your territory. It was No Man’s Land. You rights are always so wrong.
That was your destination. You infiltrated our side and the sexy young lady had her bum on our side,unsure where to go Our jurisdiction
As a, now impartial observer, I have to say, hes Right "Of course he’s Right, and we’re Left but he’s still wrong.  | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?
No. I infiltrated and divided it up fairly. Fancy a spank back on lefty soil?
Phew thank God for that! Is that an offer?
It’s an (hoping you’ll consent to my desire to take charge) instruction...
I think I just melted into a puddle. I'll meet you back on lefty soil when I've resolidified.
There’s a little cabin deserted in the woods of
No Man’s Land. I’ll take you there. I want to be alone with you. When I say “take”, I mean tied up and stuffed in the boot of my car, consensually nonconsensually.
No kidna##ing alliwed on our territory! You'll both be detained for suitable judicial review
It wasn’t on your territory. It was No Man’s Land. You rights are always so wrong.
That was your destination. You infiltrated our side and the sexy young lady had her bum on our side,unsure where to go Our jurisdiction
As a, now impartial observer, I have to say, hes Right "Not to worry. Administrative punishmebt may not be severe. You'll probably have to do your deed on our side and allow some peiple to watch or if you fancy them, participate | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?
No. I infiltrated and divided it up fairly. Fancy a spank back on lefty soil?
Phew thank God for that! Is that an offer?
It’s an (hoping you’ll consent to my desire to take charge) instruction...
I think I just melted into a puddle. I'll meet you back on lefty soil when I've resolidified.
There’s a little cabin deserted in the woods of
No Man’s Land. I’ll take you there. I want to be alone with you. When I say “take”, I mean tied up and stuffed in the boot of my car, consensually nonconsensually.
No kidna##ing alliwed on our territory! You'll both be detained for suitable judicial review
It wasn’t on your territory. It was No Man’s Land. You rights are always so wrong.
That was your destination. You infiltrated our side and the sexy young lady had her bum on our side,unsure where to go Our jurisdiction
As a, now impartial observer, I have to say, hes Right
Not to worry. Administrative punishmebt may not be severe. You'll probably have to do your deed on our side and allow some peiple to watch or if you fancy them, participate "Good spanking thrown in free of charge | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?
No. I infiltrated and divided it up fairly. Fancy a spank back on lefty soil?
Phew thank God for that! Is that an offer?
It’s an (hoping you’ll consent to my desire to take charge) instruction...
I think I just melted into a puddle. I'll meet you back on lefty soil when I've resolidified.
There’s a little cabin deserted in the woods of
No Man’s Land. I’ll take you there. I want to be alone with you. When I say “take”, I mean tied up and stuffed in the boot of my car, consensually nonconsensually.
No kidna##ing alliwed on our territory! You'll both be detained for suitable judicial review
It wasn’t on your territory. It was No Man’s Land. You rights are always so wrong.
That was your destination. You infiltrated our side and the sexy young lady had her bum on our side,unsure where to go Our jurisdiction
As a, now impartial observer, I have to say, hes Right
Of course he’s Right, and we’re Left but he’s still wrong. "No longer a Left Nationalist, I left Returned to my ways of benevolent dictatorship. | |||
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"No passport, I’ll sneak in under the wire
Tresspassers may be....punished on occasion
Wait is your side getting spanking in the divorce?
No. I infiltrated and divided it up fairly. Fancy a spank back on lefty soil?
Phew thank God for that! Is that an offer?
It’s an (hoping you’ll consent to my desire to take charge) instruction...
I think I just melted into a puddle. I'll meet you back on lefty soil when I've resolidified.
There’s a little cabin deserted in the woods of
No Man’s Land. I’ll take you there. I want to be alone with you. When I say “take”, I mean tied up and stuffed in the boot of my car, consensually nonconsensually.
No kidna##ing alliwed on our territory! You'll both be detained for suitable judicial review
It wasn’t on your territory. It was No Man’s Land. You rights are always so wrong.
That was your destination. You infiltrated our side and the sexy young lady had her bum on our side,unsure where to go Our jurisdiction
As a, now impartial observer, I have to say, hes Right
Not to worry. Administrative punishmebt may not be severe. You'll probably have to do your deed on our side and allow some peiple to watch or if you fancy them, participate
Good spanking thrown in free of charge "Oh dear. What have I done?  | |||
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