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Late late nocturnal thread Lorna edition....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Welcome to the Lorna edition of the LLNT!

Jim and Ash off being all important and stuff so I'm stepping into their shoes.

So all are welcome newbies, oldies and lurkers. Come and say hi, say whatever you like just keep it clean(ish)

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Evening lorna! I shall be up half the night with a poorly child so I'm a bit sad about that

Hows your day been? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening lorna! I shall be up half the night with a poorly child so I'm a bit sad about that

Hows your day been? Xx"

Hope the child gets well soon and you get some sleep if possible x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Lorna, I've just sunk two chip butties :p

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening mi amor and evening everyone...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening lorna! I shall be up half the night with a poorly child so I'm a bit sad about that

Hows your day been? Xx"

Hello lovely lady.

I'm sorry you have poorly little one, hope he/she feels better very soon.

but on a plus note I'm always awake so I will keep you company.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening lorna! I shall be up half the night with a poorly child so I'm a bit sad about that

Hows your day been? Xx

Hope the child gets well soon and you get some sleep if possible x"

Good evening and welcome to the late late nocturnal thread Lorna edition.

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

Evening lorna. Let the late night fun begin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Lorna, I've just sunk two chip butties :p"

A very good evening to you midnight.

Oh I love a chip butty, did you have ketchup or was it a naked butty?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening mi amor and evening everyone... "

Oh hello my favourite one.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeet Lorna, I've just got back from Pride Park, Derby beat Wigan 1-0

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Hullo lovely Lorna. Hullo night owls.

I had a wonderful Wednesday and feel like a new woman. Hope everyone had a pleasant day x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening lorna. Let the late night fun begin. "

Hello but I would like to be referred to by my official title!

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Welcome to the Lorna edition of the LLNT!

Jim and Ash off being all important and stuff so I'm stepping into their shoes.

So all are welcome newbies, oldies and lurkers. Come and say hi, say whatever you like just keep it clean(ish)"

evening all x

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Good evening Lovely Lorna. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Lorna and everyone - tough day in the office now back at the hotel - how you been? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Lorna, I've just sunk two chip butties :p

A very good evening to you midnight.

Oh I love a chip butty, did you have ketchup or was it a naked butty? "

Lashings of ketchup... Most of which is now over the Ipad screen and my cosy throw :o

Not sure how i missed me gob, it's huge :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Lorna, I've just got back from Pride Park, Derby beat Wigan 1-0 "

Alrighhhhhhhhhhhhht Ace.

Ohh iv no idea what that is but hope it was fun. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hullo lovely Lorna. Hullo night owls.

I had a wonderful Wednesday and feel like a new woman. Hope everyone had a pleasant day x"

Is it only wednesday!!

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Evening Lorna, I've just sunk two chip butties :p

A very good evening to you midnight.

Oh I love a chip butty, did you have ketchup or was it a naked butty?

Lashings of ketchup... Most of which is now over the Ipad screen and my cosy throw :o

Not sure how i missed me gob, it's huge :D"

chippy chips? frozen? homemade?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hullo lovely Lorna. Hullo night owls.

I had a wonderful Wednesday and feel like a new woman. Hope everyone had a pleasant day x"

Hello lovely. Well in that case I will have what you are having.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome to the Lorna edition of the LLNT!

Jim and Ash off being all important and stuff so I'm stepping into their shoes.

So all are welcome newbies, oldies and lurkers. Come and say hi, say whatever you like just keep it clean(ish)

evening all x"

And good evening to you too.

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands


"Evening lorna. Let the late night fun begin.

Hello but I would like to be referred to by my official title! "

Your Royal Highness Queen of Socks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Lovely Lorna. How are you? "

How lovely to see you pop up miss SJ.

I'm good ta, hope the same can be said for you. X

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Good evening Lovely Lorna. How are you?

How lovely to see you pop up miss SJ.

I'm good ta, hope the same can be said for you. X"

I’m not too bad thank you. Looking forward to a busy fun weekend x

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By *ardyBumMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Good evening everyone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Lorna and everyone - tough day in the office now back at the hotel - how you been? x"

Hello Mr bearded.

Well I hope you have a lovely relaxing evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Lorna, I've just sunk two chip butties :p

A very good evening to you midnight.

Oh I love a chip butty, did you have ketchup or was it a naked butty?

Lashings of ketchup... Most of which is now over the Ipad screen and my cosy throw :o

Not sure how i missed me gob, it's huge :D"

Hahaha.

I always miss my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening lorna. Let the late night fun begin.

Hello but I would like to be referred to by my official title!

Your Royal Highness Queen of Socks.

"

That's much better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone. Hope yous are all well and enjoying yourselves

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Good evening Lorna. How's life

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Lovely to see you this fine evening Lorna trying to get my ass in bed... and failing!!!

Hope you’re feeling brighter x

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Hullo lovely Lorna. Hullo night owls.

I had a wonderful Wednesday and feel like a new woman. Hope everyone had a pleasant day x

Hello lovely. Well in that case I will have what you are having. "

It was a haircut. Nothing raunchy sadly. I did donate a whopping 17 inches to Little Princess Trust too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Lovely Lorna. How are you?

How lovely to see you pop up miss SJ.

I'm good ta, hope the same can be said for you. X

I’m not too bad thank you. Looking forward to a busy fun weekend x"

Ohh sounds exciting. X

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands


"Evening lorna. Let the late night fun begin.

Hello but I would like to be referred to by my official title!

Your Royal Highness Queen of Socks.

That's much better. "

You now need to declare an Offical National Sock Day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone! "

Welcome to the late late nocturnal thread madness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Lorna and everyone - tough day in the office now back at the hotel - how you been? x

Hello Mr bearded.

Well I hope you have a lovely relaxing evening. "

I’ll try but I’ll be in this thread for a little while

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone. Hope yous are all well and enjoying yourselves "

Ello Jack. How's Wednesday been for you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all. Just finished work and currently sat down with a cuppa with no milk. Not out of choice but ran out and now the shops have closed, fml. First World problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Lorna, I've just sunk two chip butties :p

A very good evening to you midnight.

Oh I love a chip butty, did you have ketchup or was it a naked butty?

Lashings of ketchup... Most of which is now over the Ipad screen and my cosy throw :o

Not sure how i missed me gob, it's huge :D

chippy chips? frozen? homemade?"

Frozen... Too late for chippie or home made.... But at least they are crinkle cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just watched the football xx chilling out with a few beers x thanks lorna

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lovely to see you this fine evening Lorna trying to get my ass in bed... and failing!!!

Hope you’re feeling brighter x"

Hello lovely lady. I'm much better ta. Thank you so much for your support.

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands


"Evening Lorna, I've just sunk two chip butties :p

A very good evening to you midnight.

Oh I love a chip butty, did you have ketchup or was it a naked butty?

Lashings of ketchup... Most of which is now over the Ipad screen and my cosy throw :o

Not sure how i missed me gob, it's huge :D

chippy chips? frozen? homemade?

Frozen... Too late for chippie or home made.... But at least they are crinkle cut "

Ooooooo love a crinkle cut. Good choice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hullo lovely Lorna. Hullo night owls.

I had a wonderful Wednesday and feel like a new woman. Hope everyone had a pleasant day x

Hello lovely. Well in that case I will have what you are having.

It was a haircut. Nothing raunchy sadly. I did donate a whopping 17 inches to Little Princess Trust too. "

Ohh wow! Well done you. X

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Lorna. How's life "

Good evening Scarlet.....its Ash here....How you doing today?...

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Lovely to see you this fine evening Lorna trying to get my ass in bed... and failing!!!

Hope you’re feeling brighter x

Hello lovely lady. I'm much better ta. Thank you so much for your support. "

Always x you’re a diamond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having one of them weeks, feeling depressed ugly and not myself. I don't know if this is due to me being ill or me not chatting to anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Lorna and everyone - tough day in the office now back at the hotel - how you been? x

Hello Mr bearded.

Well I hope you have a lovely relaxing evening.

I’ll try but I’ll be in this thread for a little while "

Well you are more than welcome here.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 23/10/19 22:32:52]

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Evening lorna. Let the late night fun begin.

Hello but I would like to be referred to by my official title!

Your Royal Highness Queen of Socks.

That's much better.

You now need to declare an Offical National Sock Day. "

I'm sure she will sock it to us soon with such an important occasion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just watched the football xx chilling out with a few beers x thanks lorna "

Enjoy

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Evening all!

I'm walking back from work and my new shoes are squeaky

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Evening all. Just finished work and currently sat down with a cuppa with no milk. Not out of choice but ran out and now the shops have closed, fml. First World problems "

Evening top of the class...that's a nightmare when that happens...can you borrow some milk from a neighbour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having one of them weeks, feeling depressed ugly and not myself. I don't know if this is due to me being ill or me not chatting to anyone "

Hello, I'm so sorry you feeling that way. My inbox is open to you if you wanna chat. X

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening mi amor and evening everyone...

Oh hello my favourite one. "

Doh

. Evening you two

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/10/19 22:32:52]"

Where did you go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all!

I'm walking back from work and my new shoes are squeaky "

Ohhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn it! I am late again...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening mi amor and evening everyone...

Oh hello my favourite one.

Doh

. Evening you two "

Ohh there you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all, I am currently learning banjo, I'm a guitarist but playing gig on friday with banjo, only got it on sunday. Playing human league and miley cyrus on a fuckin banjo. So yeh should be interesting. Hope you and everyone are well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn it! I am late again... "

Yep!

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Evening Lorna, I've just sunk two chip butties :p

A very good evening to you midnight.

Oh I love a chip butty, did you have ketchup or was it a naked butty?

Lashings of ketchup... Most of which is now over the Ipad screen and my cosy throw :o

Not sure how i missed me gob, it's huge :D

chippy chips? frozen? homemade?

Frozen... Too late for chippie or home made.... But at least they are crinkle cut "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreeeeet Lorna, I've just got back from Pride Park, Derby beat Wigan 1-0

Alrighhhhhhhhhhhhht Ace.

Ohh iv no idea what that is but hope it was fun. X"

It was a game of two halves, two teams consisting of 11 players each tried to penetrate each other's defense and we succeeded. Oh, and we sang lots of silly songs whilst watching, and had a pie & a pint at half time. I hope that clears things up for you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening mi amor and evening everyone...

Oh hello my favourite one.

Doh

. Evening you two

Ohh there you are. "

Haha xx

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Having one of them weeks, feeling depressed ugly and not myself. I don't know if this is due to me being ill or me not chatting to anyone "

Evening sol....

We all can feel that when not well..

Do you have a friend you can call or someone in your family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Lorna, good evening all especially those nursing poorly kids, or tea sans milk. Life can be harsh at times.

Today has been good to me, I have saw dust in my knickers

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Lorna has gone off to pack her case but should be back in a while....

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Evening all!

I'm walking back from work and my new shoes are squeaky "

Evening Northants...are you sure its your shoes that are squeaky?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening lorna! I shall be up half the night with a poorly child so I'm a bit sad about that

Hows your day been? Xx"

Me too, I'm now filling up the washing machine with vomit covered bedding and clothes, bath tubs are so great for rinsing the lumps, sorry if that do graphic, it is what it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Lorna,been swimming sure does blow of the cobwebs

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Evening all!

I'm walking back from work and my new shoes are squeaky

Evening Northants...are you sure its your shoes that are squeaky?.... "

It might be my bum bum, I have had sausages today

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening mi amor and evening everyone...

Oh hello my favourite one.

Doh

. Evening you two "

Buenas noches Samiss....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. Just finished work and currently sat down with a cuppa with no milk. Not out of choice but ran out and now the shops have closed, fml. First World problems

Evening top of the class...that's a nightmare when that happens...can you borrow some milk from a neighbour?"

Thought they only did that in the movies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Lorna, good evening all especially those nursing poorly kids, or tea sans milk. Life can be harsh at times.

Today has been good to me, I have saw dust in my knickers "

Erm please elaborate on the sawdust ??! :D

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Hi Lorna

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening all, I am currently learning banjo, I'm a guitarist but playing gig on friday with banjo, only got it on sunday. Playing human league and miley cyrus on a fuckin banjo. So yeh should be interesting. Hope you and everyone are well. "

Good evening stringslinger....

I wish you good luck for your gig on Friday with the banjo and hope you have fun...

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Alreeeeet Lorna, I've just got back from Pride Park, Derby beat Wigan 1-0

Alrighhhhhhhhhhhhht Ace.

Ohh iv no idea what that is but hope it was fun. X

It was a game of two halves, two teams consisting of 11 players each tried to penetrate each other's defense and we succeeded. Oh, and we sang lots of silly songs whilst watching, and had a pie & a pint at half time. I hope that clears things up for you "

I have tried teaching Lorna the offside rule....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evening Lorna,been swimming sure does blow of the cobwebs "

Have you got spiders in yer knickers Missus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Lorna, good evening all especially those nursing poorly kids, or tea sans milk. Life can be harsh at times.

Today has been good to me, I have saw dust in my knickers

Erm please elaborate on the sawdust ??! :D "

There are various ways of spending a day, tomorrow I am doing meetings and maintaining websites = no sawdust, but money earned. Today I was in the workshop cutting up bits of tree = an excellent day, and probably earned 50p an hour

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Lorna, good evening all especially those nursing poorly kids, or tea sans milk. Life can be harsh at times.

Today has been good to me, I have saw dust in my knickers "

Evening artificial....Its Ash here...how did you manage to get sae dust in your knickers?...

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Evening lorna! I shall be up half the night with a poorly child so I'm a bit sad about that

Hows your day been? Xx

Me too, I'm now filling up the washing machine with vomit covered bedding and clothes, bath tubs are so great for rinsing the lumps, sorry if that do graphic, it is what it is. "

I think most of us have had our dinner now!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Lorna, good evening all especially those nursing poorly kids, or tea sans milk. Life can be harsh at times.

Today has been good to me, I have saw dust in my knickers

Evening artificial....Its Ash here...how did you manage to get sae dust in your knickers?... "

By spinning birs of tree at 2000 rpm then shoving sharp bits of metal into them sawdust or more precisely wood shavings go everywhere

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Evening Lorna,been swimming sure does blow of the cobwebs "

Evening Sultry...I was also swimming tonight....its blooming cold when you get out the pool!....

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Evening all!

I'm walking back from work and my new shoes are squeaky

Evening Northants...are you sure its your shoes that are squeaky?....

It might be my bum bum, I have had sausages today "

I did warn you about those sausages....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening lorna! I shall be up half the night with a poorly child so I'm a bit sad about that

Hows your day been? Xx

Me too, I'm now filling up the washing machine with vomit covered bedding and clothes, bath tubs are so great for rinsing the lumps, sorry if that do graphic, it is what it is. "

Ahh kids, gotten love them, glad mine got old and left home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Lorna,been swimming sure does blow of the cobwebs

Have you got spiders in yer knickers Missus? "

Nooooo I was referring to the cold when I came out of the swimming baths,besides I don't wear knickers

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Evening all. Just finished work and currently sat down with a cuppa with no milk. Not out of choice but ran out and now the shops have closed, fml. First World problems

Evening top of the class...that's a nightmare when that happens...can you borrow some milk from a neighbour?

Thought they only did that in the movies lol"

Why not give it a try?...what's the worst that can happen?....

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Hi Lorna "

Evening Diamond..Lorna is packing her case but says hi back.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evening Lorna,been swimming sure does blow of the cobwebs

Have you got spiders in yer knickers Missus?

Nooooo I was referring to the cold when I came out of the swimming baths,besides I don't wear knickers "

The last time I went swimming was in the sea at Barcelona, I hate swimming pools, too much chlorine and too many kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Lorna,been swimming sure does blow of the cobwebs

Have you got spiders in yer knickers Missus?

Nooooo I was referring to the cold when I came out of the swimming baths,besides I don't wear knickers

The last time I went swimming was in the sea at Barcelona, I hate swimming pools, too much chlorine and too many kids "

I go to the Adult

swimming class so it's all good

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evening Lorna,been swimming sure does blow of the cobwebs

Have you got spiders in yer knickers Missus?

Nooooo I was referring to the cold when I came out of the swimming baths,besides I don't wear knickers

The last time I went swimming was in the sea at Barcelona, I hate swimming pools, too much chlorine and too many kids

I go to the Adult

swimming class so it's all good

"

I'm an expert at the breaststroke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Lorna,been swimming sure does blow of the cobwebs

Have you got spiders in yer knickers Missus?

Nooooo I was referring to the cold when I came out of the swimming baths,besides I don't wear knickers

The last time I went swimming was in the sea at Barcelona, I hate swimming pools, too much chlorine and too many kids

I go to the Adult

swimming class so it's all good

I'm an expert at the breaststroke "

Now why doesn't that surprise me

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

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Howdy ya'll

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll"

How do Bill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll"

Good afternoon Bill, how is Texas? Was hot when I left it.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Howdy ya'll"

Hi Bill, how's things in Texas?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

It was cold (40's) all morning warmed up this p.m. supposed to be colder tomorrow , reall dislike cold weather

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Lorna.

How are you tonight?

Want a drink?

Hotel dead tonight. Locked up place already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hl all woz up

Topic tonight fabers

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"It was cold (40's) all morning warmed up this p.m. supposed to be colder tomorrow , reall dislike cold weather"

It's only 11 °C/ 51.8 °F here, but I've still got ma windows open

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Good Eeeevening Lorna.

How are you tonight?

Want a drink?

Hotel dead tonight. Locked up place already."

Ooooh Iain, are we having a party?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"It was cold (40's) all morning warmed up this p.m. supposed to be colder tomorrow , reall dislike cold weather

It's only 11 °C/ 51.8 °F here, but I've still got ma windows open "

been going to work at 4am i don't do good in cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was cold (40's) all morning warmed up this p.m. supposed to be colder tomorrow , reall dislike cold weather"

I rode through end of July early August, was too hot for my liking then, 40's is a big change.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"It was cold (40's) all morning warmed up this p.m. supposed to be colder tomorrow , reall dislike cold weather

I rode through end of July early August, was too hot for my liking then, 40's is a big change."

yes it does get hot, depending on where farther south it'll hit in the upper 100's

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"It was cold (40's) all morning warmed up this p.m. supposed to be colder tomorrow , reall dislike cold weather

It's only 11 °C/ 51.8 °F here, but I've still got ma windows open been going to work at 4am i don't do good in cold "

4am??? Crikey, are you Ernie, the fastest milkman in the West?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"It was cold (40's) all morning warmed up this p.m. supposed to be colder tomorrow , reall dislike cold weather

It's only 11 °C/ 51.8 °F here, but I've still got ma windows open been going to work at 4am i don't do good in cold

4am??? Crikey, are you Ernie, the fastest milkman in the West? "

working on inventory 4-12:30 bad part have to get up at 2 (breakfast shower and drive) to get there at4

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Lorna.

How are you tonight?

Want a drink?

Hotel dead tonight. Locked up place already.

Ooooh Iain, are we having a party? "

Not really. Each time I log on, whoever is hosting the LLNT is offered a drink.

Thus being sociable, I extended that offer to Lorna.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It was cold (40's) all morning warmed up this p.m. supposed to be colder tomorrow , reall dislike cold weather

It's only 11 °C/ 51.8 °F here, but I've still got ma windows open been going to work at 4am i don't do good in cold

4am??? Crikey, are you Ernie, the fastest milkman in the West? working on inventory 4-12:30 bad part have to get up at 2 (breakfast shower and drive) to get there at4"

How far do you have to drive, and more to the point, what exactly are you counting at that time in the morning ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello..

"

Hey

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Good Eeeevening Lorna.

How are you tonight?

Want a drink?

Hotel dead tonight. Locked up place already.

Ooooh Iain, are we having a party?

Not really. Each time I log on, whoever is hosting the LLNT is offered a drink.

Thus being sociable, I extended that offer to Lorna."

Ah bugger, I'll have a cocoa on ma own then being as Lorna and Ash seem to have gone for a very long sit down wee

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"It was cold (40's) all morning warmed up this p.m. supposed to be colder tomorrow , reall dislike cold weather

It's only 11 °C/ 51.8 °F here, but I've still got ma windows open been going to work at 4am i don't do good in cold

4am??? Crikey, are you Ernie, the fastest milkman in the West? working on inventory 4-12:30 bad part have to get up at 2 (breakfast shower and drive) to get there at4

How far do you have to drive, and more to the point, what exactly are you counting at that time in the morning ffs "

about a 30 minute drive , everything the company sells

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Lorna, evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Lorna! Evening all x

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Hello..

"

Howdy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're ½ way through the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets just sit here in silence

How was everyone's evening? I saw a play called "Gaslight".. so moving. About domestic abuse..

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Slow thread tonight....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets just sit here in silence

How was everyone's evening? I saw a play called "Gaslight".. so moving. About domestic abuse.."

I was speed dating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets just sit here in silence

How was everyone's evening? I saw a play called "Gaslight".. so moving. About domestic abuse..

I was speed dating "

Anybody caught your mind?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I'm used to talking to myself even when i've nothing to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's possible I'll be asleep soon but I'll poke my head in all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's possible I'll be asleep soon but I'll poke my head in all the same "

Nice of you to poke.

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Evening Lorna! Evening all, hope you've all had a great night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's possible I'll be asleep soon but I'll poke my head in all the same

Nice of you to poke."

Sorry if I get anyone in the eye

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By *on779Man
over a year ago

west mersea colchester

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hl all woz up

Topic tonight fabers "

I fancy a Bounty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's possible I'll be asleep soon but I'll poke my head in all the same

Nice of you to poke.

Sorry if I get anyone in the eye"

It's okay, I wear glasses.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm used to talking to myself even when i've nothing to say"

You probably make more sense than I do though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Lorna! Evening all, hope you've all had a great night "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Champ. Do you like to camp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jon. Happy Thursday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening peeps, what's the word of the night then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Lorna! Evening all x"

*Waves*

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey up lorna x

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Hi Jim!

Saved the thread as Lorna just disappeared.

Can't get the staff these days, can ya??

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By *on779Man
over a year ago

west mersea colchester


"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jon. Happy Thursday. Smileyface"

Hi dude thanks you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening peeps, what's the word of the night then? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chris. I learned a new word yesterday. Sojourn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jon. Happy Thursday. Smileyface

Hi dude thanks you too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim!

Saved the thread as Lorna just disappeared.

Can't get the staff these days, can ya??"

I couldn't agree more.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evening peeps, what's the word of the night then? "

Surreptitiously, will that do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Night "

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets just sit here in silence

How was everyone's evening? I saw a play called "Gaslight".. so moving. About domestic abuse..

I was speed dating

Anybody caught your mind? "

There were several very nice women there, just have to wait and see what they think of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets just sit here in silence

How was everyone's evening? I saw a play called "Gaslight".. so moving. About domestic abuse..

I was speed dating

Anybody caught your mind?

There were several very nice women there, just have to wait and see what they think of me. "

Good luck.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello Jim et al! Lorna, your absence is disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jim et al! Lorna, your absence is disappointing. "

Meli, you're up late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jim et al! Lorna, your absence is disappointing.

Meli, you're up late."

Must be tipsy and horny again

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello Jim et al! Lorna, your absence is disappointing.

Meli, you're up late.

Must be tipsy and horny again "

Oi Lorenzo! Dickwad. Don't give stuff like that away, you're shattering my sober and innocent guise. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jim et al! Lorna, your absence is disappointing.

Meli, you're up late.

Must be tipsy and horny again

Oi Lorenzo! Dickwad. Don't give stuff like that away, you're shattering my sober and innocent guise. x"

Well what's a guy to do when you go around calling him 'dickwad'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim et al! Lorna, your absence is disappointing. "

Sorry Meli my WiFi went down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right I'm back, what did I miss?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello Jim et al! Lorna, your absence is disappointing.

Meli, you're up late.

Must be tipsy and horny again

Oi Lorenzo! Dickwad. Don't give stuff like that away, you're shattering my sober and innocent guise. x

Well what's a guy to do when you go around calling him 'dickwad'? "

What would you like me to call you? BigBoy?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hello Jim et al! Lorna, your absence is disappointing.

Meli, you're up late.

Must be tipsy and horny again

Oi Lorenzo! Dickwad. Don't give stuff like that away, you're shattering my sober and innocent guise. x

Well what's a guy to do when you go around calling him 'dickwad'? "

Meli is used to smelling Knob Cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I just had my first negative encounter after 5 months on here. It was about time my luck ran out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I just had my first negative encounter after 5 months on here. It was about time my luck ran out."

Oh dear. Well onwards and upwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jim et al! Lorna, your absence is disappointing.

Meli, you're up late.

Must be tipsy and horny again

Oi Lorenzo! Dickwad. Don't give stuff like that away, you're shattering my sober and innocent guise. x

Well what's a guy to do when you go around calling him 'dickwad'?

What would you like me to call you? BigBoy? "

Mr Big Shlong McHugenDong if you please

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right I'm back, what did I miss? "

WB Lorna

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Right I'm back, what did I miss? "

Gen offered you a drink cos he sent all the guests packing and he's in need of some company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets just sit here in silence

How was everyone's evening? I saw a play called "Gaslight".. so moving. About domestic abuse..

I was speed dating

Anybody caught your mind?

There were several very nice women there, just have to wait and see what they think of me.

Good luck."

Fingers crossed !

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Hello Jim et al! Lorna, your absence is disappointing.

Meli, you're up late.

Must be tipsy and horny again

Oi Lorenzo! Dickwad. Don't give stuff like that away, you're shattering my sober and innocent guise. x

Well what's a guy to do when you go around calling him 'dickwad'?

What would you like me to call you? BigBoy?

Mr Big Shlong McHugenDong if you please"

Oh, delusional as well!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I just had my first negative encounter after 5 months on here. It was about time my luck ran out.

Oh dear. Well onwards and upwards. "

Exactly. Blessings in disguise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I'm back, what did I miss?

WB Lorna"

Ta very much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I'm back, what did I miss?

Gen offered you a drink cos he sent all the guests packing and he's in need of some company "

I always miss the good stuff.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello Jim et al! Lorna, your absence is disappointing.

Sorry Meli my WiFi went down. "

That's okay! I hope you're well tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim et al! Lorna, your absence is disappointing.

Sorry Meli my WiFi went down.

That's okay! I hope you're well tonight. "

Iv been worse.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"

Well what's a guy to do when you go around calling him 'dickwad'?

Meli is used to smelling Knob Cheese "

Definitely recommend it if you've not given it a good ole sniff before - it helps get me in the mood.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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" What would you like me to call you? BigBoy?

Mr Big Shlong McHugenDong if you please"

On it. This is how you shall be known forever more. It's a bit of a mouthful so fitting really.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"

Well what's a guy to do when you go around calling him 'dickwad'?

Meli is used to smelling Knob Cheese

Definitely recommend it if you've not given it a good ole sniff before - it helps get me in the mood. "

Oh the things you learn late at night. Good to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all. Finally my 4 year old gone to sleep. He has been up with the lurgies and finally the ibuprofen kickd in. The joys of being a single parent

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Lorna

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all. Finally my 4 year old gone to sleep. He has been up with the lurgies and finally the ibuprofen kickd in. The joys of being a single parent "

Good evening Riccie.

Well I'm glad he/she is asleep, a few people seem to be in the same boat tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Lorna "

And a very good evening to you too. X

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Right I'm back, what did I miss?

Gen offered you a drink cos he sent all the guests packing and he's in need of some company

I always miss the good stuff. "

As usual, Ace got it all wrong!

I'd offered you a drink, just as I do with Ash. I'd mentioned I'd already closed up the hotel, but Ace 'assumed' I'd got rid of everyone. I hadn't!

Just cannot get quality posters these days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hi Lorna.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" What would you like me to call you? BigBoy?

Mr Big Shlong McHugenDong if you please

On it. This is how you shall be known forever more. It's a bit of a mouthful so fitting really. "

Please Meli, don't talk with your mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all. Finally my 4 year old gone to sleep. He has been up with the lurgies and finally the ibuprofen kickd in. The joys of being a single parent

Good evening Riccie.

Well I'm glad he/she is asleep, a few people seem to be in the same boat tonight. "

Am glad he is asleep now too. Finally some much needed me time so here I am browsing the forums

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

what do you think of this so far

Rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's too big.

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

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