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"What’s the strangest thing you’ve found in your cleavage? I had pizza earlier and just found some sweetcorn!! "Just saving it for later surely?  | |||
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"What’s the strangest thing you’ve found in your cleavage? I had pizza earlier and just found some sweetcorn!! "I tend to put my phone there when I have bag | |||
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"I don't tend to find much in my cleavage but I lose loads of stuff in there, lighters, keys, men, I'm sure there was even another country in the UK at one point that disappeared into my jiggly jugs! " It's Glenn Miller down there? The crew of the Marie Celeste? | |||
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"I don't tend to find much in my cleavage but I lose loads of stuff in there, lighters, keys, men, I'm sure there was even another country in the UK at one point that disappeared into my jiggly jugs! It's Glenn Miller down there? The crew of the Marie Celeste?" No but I think one of Shergars hooves might be. | |||
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"I don't tend to find much in my cleavage but I lose loads of stuff in there, lighters, keys, men, I'm sure there was even another country in the UK at one point that disappeared into my jiggly jugs! It's Glenn Miller down there? The crew of the Marie Celeste?" My cleavage is known in many circles as the Bermuda triangle of Dudley. I'm fairly sure I've got a few quite valuable classic cars lurking in there. | |||
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"The occasional stray M&M. I used to stash stuff in my bra when going out at uni, condoms on the right & cash on the left "How many times did you get them mixed up and give the barmen a condom?  | |||
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"The occasional stray M&M. I used to stash stuff in my bra when going out at uni, condoms on the right & cash on the left "I've seen some impressive smuggling happening in clubs and festivals before | |||
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"The occasional stray M&M. I used to stash stuff in my bra when going out at uni, condoms on the right & cash on the left
How many times did you get them mixed up and give the barmen a condom? "I only ever got them mixed up on purpose  | |||
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"What’s the strangest thing you’ve found in your cleavage? I had pizza earlier and just found some sweetcorn!! "To be fair I’m not surprised you didn’t find more in them whammers  | |||
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"What’s the strangest thing you’ve found in your cleavage? I had pizza earlier and just found some sweetcorn!!
To be fair I’m not surprised you didn’t find more in them whammers "I usually do! I found my chihuahua hiding in there once. | |||
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"What’s the strangest thing you’ve found in your cleavage? I had pizza earlier and just found some sweetcorn!!
To be fair I’m not surprised you didn’t find more in them whammers
I usually do! I found my chihuahua hiding in there once. "To be fair, your dog is a pervert. | |||
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"I’m always fishing popcorn out of my bra when I’ve been to the cinema. Whenever I eat a flake or anything crumbly, I usually find little bits nestled in my cleavage too. One way of saving some for ‘ron I guess "Flakes are the worst for it, I find melted dots all over haha | |||
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"I’m always fishing popcorn out of my bra when I’ve been to the cinema. Whenever I eat a flake or anything crumbly, I usually find little bits nestled in my cleavage too. One way of saving some for ‘ron I guess
Flakes are the worst for it, I find melted dots all over haha "I have quite a few moles so sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference | |||
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"A dead spider.. and it hadn't gone down without a fight, gave me a nasty bite which left a lump the size of a 50p for about 4 months" | |||
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"A dead spider.. and it hadn't gone down without a fight, gave me a nasty bite which left a lump the size of a 50p for about 4 months" That’s going to give me nightmares now | |||
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"What’s the strangest thing you’ve found in your cleavage? I had pizza earlier and just found some sweetcorn!! " a small family of borrowers and the odd crumb or two, maybe theirs maybe mine, who knows ha | |||
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"I don't tend to find much in my cleavage but I lose loads of stuff in there, lighters, keys, men, I'm sure there was even another country in the UK at one point that disappeared into my jiggly jugs! " Is that where my Mercedes disappeared to. I'll have that back thank you very much! | |||
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"I don't tend to find much in my cleavage but I lose loads of stuff in there, lighters, keys, men, I'm sure there was even another country in the UK at one point that disappeared into my jiggly jugs! Is that where my Mercedes disappeared to. I'll have that back thank you very much!" Finders keepers! | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement "Lend me a fiver?  | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement "If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that. | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that."My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
Lend me a fiver? "Got my hands full, just reach in and grab it | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that."Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once "I think that might have been Mrs Secrets4ever
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
Lend me a fiver?
Got my hands full, just reach in and grab it" | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once "Did you drink from it? | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though "Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed. | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once
Did you drink from it?"I hope it wasn't tea, poor sausage! | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.""Hang on I think I've got exact change" *Zzzip* *Shake shake shake* "There you go" | |||
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"What’s the strangest thing you’ve found in your cleavage? I had pizza earlier and just found some sweetcorn!! "That's why men grow beards  | |||
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"What’s the strangest thing you’ve found in your cleavage? I had pizza earlier and just found some sweetcorn!! "Wish I could squeeze in that cleavage | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go" "Is that shrapnel showers instead of champagne? | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go"
Is that shrapnel showers instead of champagne?"Windmilling just got a whole lot more dangerous | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go"
Is that shrapnel showers instead of champagne?
Windmilling just got a whole lot more dangerous "The extra weight in the end might help with momentum though. | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go"
Is that shrapnel showers instead of champagne?
Windmilling just got a whole lot more dangerous
The extra weight in the end might help with momentum though."SCIENCE! | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go"
Is that shrapnel showers instead of champagne?
Windmilling just got a whole lot more dangerous
The extra weight in the end might help with momentum though.
SCIENCE!"I can't see the word science without hearing Jesse Pinkman "Yeah Lacey Red! Yeah SCIENCE!" | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go"
Is that shrapnel showers instead of champagne?
Windmilling just got a whole lot more dangerous
The extra weight in the end might help with momentum though.
SCIENCE!
I can't see the word science without hearing Jesse Pinkman
"Yeah Lacey Red! Yeah SCIENCE!" "I need that God damn nerd emoji! | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go"
Is that shrapnel showers instead of champagne?
Windmilling just got a whole lot more dangerous "I love to see a windmill | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once
Did you drink from it?"I think Mrs Secrets did | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go"
Is that shrapnel showers instead of champagne?
Windmilling just got a whole lot more dangerous
I love to see a windmill "Once I get that 'Add Video' button... change and all | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once
Did you drink from it?
I think Mrs Secrets did "Amazing! I want to drink a G&T from a ballsack now! | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go"
Is that shrapnel showers instead of champagne?
Windmilling just got a whole lot more dangerous
The extra weight in the end might help with momentum though.
SCIENCE!
I can't see the word science without hearing Jesse Pinkman
"Yeah Lacey Red! Yeah SCIENCE!" "I picture the exact scene too | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once
Did you drink from it?
I think Mrs Secrets did
Amazing! I want to drink a G&T from a ballsack now!"Honestly, random situations like that are quite common with us | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once
Did you drink from it?
I think Mrs Secrets did
Amazing! I want to drink a G&T from a ballsack now!
Honestly, random situations like that are quite common with us "I think I need to hang out with you guys! | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once
Did you drink from it?
I think Mrs Secrets did
Amazing! I want to drink a G&T from a ballsack now!
Honestly, random situations like that are quite common with us
I think I need to hang out with you guys!"You do! | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once
Did you drink from it?
I think Mrs Secrets did
Amazing! I want to drink a G&T from a ballsack now!
Honestly, random situations like that are quite common with us
I think I need to hang out with you guys!"You’d be very welcome. I particularly like your deodorant sized dildo. There are definitely men at the club we attend who need to be educated with that | |||
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once
Did you drink from it?
I think Mrs Secrets did
Amazing! I want to drink a G&T from a ballsack now!
Honestly, random situations like that are quite common with us
I think I need to hang out with you guys!
You’d be very welcome.
I particularly like your deodorant sized dildo.
There are definitely men at the club we attend who need to be educated with that "Educated on my meticulous dick pic etiquette? | |||
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"A dead spider.. and it hadn't gone down without a fight, gave me a nasty bite which left a lump the size of a 50p for about 4 months" Ouch | |||
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