FabSwingers.com forum: What would you do trapped at home?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you do if you were trapped at home alone?? You just got locked in.

A. Play with yourself

B. Walk around naked and have a party

C. Cry and wait until someone saves you

D. Use your mobile phone, its the 21st century for f**ks sake! I cant believe you read the nonesense above!!

Lol

Be kind people... its jus banter for the people who feel alittle bored!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe you could jus stay at home and eat all food or better still, order a take away and have it delivered through the window.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'd try and get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Netflix.....Curry delivered.....open the wine and wait for help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read, eat and enjoy the peace.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tony would help me.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'd snap the lock and open the door only takes 2 mins

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'd snap the lock and open the door only takes 2 mins

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see I knew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy the silence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have some peace and quiet and plenty of sleep and a very long soak in a hot bath.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

A, B and D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go back to bed with a coffee and a good film hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have some peace and quiet and plenty of sleep and a very long soak in a hot bath."

^^^^ this

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Maybe you could jus stay at home and eat all food or better still, order a take away and have it delivered through the window."

Then you could get out

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

PS4 - enough said

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Maybe you could jus stay at home and eat all food or better still, order a take away and have it delivered through the window."

There was an program on the tv, where they put a guy into a flat which was bare-arsed, as was he, with just a laptop (and interwebby) and a credit card, and he had to survive for 30 days I think it was. He did pretty well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe I just a fatty who was thinking with my belly, but escapin from my own home seems like alot if effort.

Lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

If I was locked in, it would mean everyone else was locked out?

So B for me.

Turn up the volume & dance naked round the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tony would help me."

Can I ask whois Tony? Is that your pet dog or something???

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

Open the window and climb out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd snap the lock and open the door only takes 2 mins

Your like a super hero dude!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Tony would help me.

Can I ask whois Tony? Is that your pet dog or something???"
I don't have a pet.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Put on my favourite music, dance like a lunatic then chill out in a nice hot bath

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd have some peace and quiet and plenty of sleep and a very long soak in a hot bath."

OMG... would love the whole bath time thing, bubbles, aroma and candles!

No one needs to know... Men can do this too... ohh and the bath salts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe you could jus stay at home and eat all food or better still, order a take away and have it delivered through the window.

Then you could get out

Not if its a small window...plus thats too much effort!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

D. Play on my laptop with wanking intervals every 2 hours.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"D. Play on my laptop with wanking intervals every 2 hours.

*E rather

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Id be quite contented to be honest. Plenty of food in the kitchen, wine in the fridge. I'm good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have some peace and quiet and plenty of sleep and a very long soak in a hot bath.

OMG... would love the whole bath time thing, bubbles, aroma and candles!

No one needs to know... Men can do this too... ohh and the bath salts!"

Have all of the above available. When are you coming over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope nobody finds a key for a couple of weeks and enjoy the peace!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd have some peace and quiet and plenty of sleep and a very long soak in a hot bath.

OMG... would love the whole bath time thing, bubbles, aroma and candles!

No one needs to know... Men can do this too... ohh and the bath salts!

Have all of the above available. When are you coming over?

Be warned, I can easily jump in dah car and drive down however once am in dat tube.... you may struggle to get me out! #takeoveryourtub #justlikethat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to break free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd have some peace and quiet and plenty of sleep and a very long soak in a hot bath.

OMG... would love the whole bath time thing, bubbles, aroma and candles!

No one needs to know... Men can do this too... ohh and the bath salts!

Have all of the above available. When are you coming over?

Be warned, I can easily jump in dah car and drive down however once am in dat tube.... you may struggle to get me out! #takeoveryourtub #justlikethat"

Tub not tube...Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wave at my children stuck outside

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope nobody finds a key for a couple of weeks and enjoy the peace!"

Sounds heavenly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have some peace and quiet and plenty of sleep and a very long soak in a hot bath.

OMG... would love the whole bath time thing, bubbles, aroma and candles!

No one needs to know... Men can do this too... ohh and the bath salts!

Have all of the above available. When are you coming over?

Be warned, I can easily jump in dah car and drive down however once am in dat tube.... you may struggle to get me out! #takeoveryourtub #justlikethat

Tub not tube...Lol"

That's ok, I may have a kink of watching men taking a bath. Only one way to find out.

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

Turn phone off....and celebrate some peace ....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

If I was really locked in I would panic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I was really locked in I would panic

I was in panic mode yesterday, locked myself out. I got composite doors so cant even knock it down, lucky for me that am abit clumsy and also left the window open in the kitchen.

Had to climb over my fence than climb in my kitchen windows when my nieghbours decided to give me my missed amazon parcel.

Yep thats me, the wierdo breakin into my own home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd have some peace and quiet and plenty of sleep and a very long soak in a hot bath.

OMG... would love the whole bath time thing, bubbles, aroma and candles!

No one needs to know... Men can do this too... ohh and the bath salts!

Have all of the above available. When are you coming over?

Be warned, I can easily jump in dah car and drive down however once am in dat tube.... you may struggle to get me out! #takeoveryourtub #justlikethat

Tub not tube...Lol

That's ok, I may have a kink of watching men taking a bath. Only one way to find out."

I have my google maps ready with GPS & everything.... where do I go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have some peace and quiet and plenty of sleep and a very long soak in a hot bath.

OMG... would love the whole bath time thing, bubbles, aroma and candles!

No one needs to know... Men can do this too... ohh and the bath salts!

Have all of the above available. When are you coming over?

Be warned, I can easily jump in dah car and drive down however once am in dat tube.... you may struggle to get me out! #takeoveryourtub #justlikethat

Tub not tube...Lol

That's ok, I may have a kink of watching men taking a bath. Only one way to find out.

I have my google maps ready with GPS & everything.... where do I go?"

To the edge of the world. Then you take a run up and jump across

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only recently moved into new house got plenty of diy and decorating to get on with

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

If I intended to be at home..probably not notice for a good while. If I was meant to go to work, wait until someone noticed I wasn’t there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd do it on purpose for A and B

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Ask my local takeaway to deliver my pizza through the window, then shut all the curtains and relax, without wondering when the next high pitched "mummy" would come hollering at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change my profile to can accommodate.

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