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By *waggerlad OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool o

For me it was when I was watching porn , and thinking Wow that bed looks realy comfortable

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When the plumber can do a better job than I can

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Used to watch it for my favourite porn stars, now I watch them to see if the Pizza ever gets delivered/plumbing ever gets fixed

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

You still know the difference between "no" and "know" and between "your" and "you're".

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By *r-mrs inkedCouple
over a year ago

rugby

For us it was sitting in a hot tub full of naked people playing n thinking how great the hot jets feel on a bad back lmao

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

When I fancied an 18 year old and she told me I was too old for her haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For us it was sitting in a hot tub full of naked people playing n thinking how great the hot jets feel on a bad back lmao "

did this recently

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"You still know the difference between "no" and "know" and between "your" and "you're". "

Youngsters have knot bean taut the difference between there, their and they're as well

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By *r-mrs inkedCouple
over a year ago

rugby


"For us it was sitting in a hot tub full of naked people playing n thinking how great the hot jets feel on a bad back lmao

did this recently "

Everyone else was moaning in the heat of the moment n theres us moaning n groaning at the water massage lol Mr's only complaint was when they turned the bubbles off Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For us it was sitting in a hot tub full of naked people playing n thinking how great the hot jets feel on a bad back lmao

did this recently

Everyone else was moaning in the heat of the moment n theres us moaning n groaning at the water massage lol Mr's only complaint was when they turned the bubbles off Haha "

I agree with Mr

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

When I started thinking Volvo's looked quite nice. I know the shame

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Getting excited looking at the white goods in John Lewis, and actually fondling a fridge (well it was a Smeg!)

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By *waggerlad OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool o


"Getting excited looking at the white goods in John Lewis, and actually fondling a fridge (well it was a Smeg!) "

It was wierd till you said Smegg id get the Geg on the smegg with you , that freezer tray is Hot ironicly

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"For me it was when I was watching porn , and thinking Wow that bed looks realy comfortable "

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By *waggerlad OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool o


"You still know the difference between "no" and "know" and between "your" and "you're". "

When correcting Grammar in a sex forum makes you wetter then swimming

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By *akingtheplungeMan
over a year ago

kent


"You still know the difference between "no" and "know" and between "your" and "you're". "

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By *eamgreen30Couple
over a year ago

stroud

Wondering which of my walking sticks would match my outfit for a club this weekend lol and if I can still wear heels without it being dangerous to my knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go for a night out and come home at 12:00

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

When knees start creaking more than the stairs

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"When you go for a night out and come home at 12:00 "

I've done this and earlier

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"When you go for a night out and come home at 12:00

I've done this and earlier "

And me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

when I hear the words coming out my mouth that dad used to say

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"When you go for a night out and come home at 12:00

I've done this and earlier

And me "

If ever you and I have a night out together...we will show them how it's done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you go for a night out and come home at 12:00

I've done this and earlier

And me

If ever you and I have a night out together...we will show them how it's done "
To be fair am all danced out by 12:00

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

You go out with with money and you come home with money.

Instead of using all your money, including taxi money, and having to walk home.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"When you go for a night out and come home at 12:00

I've done this and earlier

And me

If ever you and I have a night out together...we will show them how it's done To be fair am all danced out by 12:00 "

I was hoping Babs had her dancing shoes on

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"When you go for a night out and come home at 12:00

I've done this and earlier

And me

If ever you and I have a night out together...we will show them how it's done "

Too right... a good couple of hours out, a hot chocolate and bedtime

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"When you go for a night out and come home at 12:00

I've done this and earlier

And me

If ever you and I have a night out together...we will show them how it's done To be fair am all danced out by 12:00 "

Your not that old then dancing till 12 aint bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You go out with with money and you come home with money.

Instead of using all your money, including taxi money, and having to walk home."
remember those days stumbling home (3miles) from town with a kebab !

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"When you go for a night out and come home at 12:00

I've done this and earlier

And me

If ever you and I have a night out together...we will show them how it's done To be fair am all danced out by 12:00

I was hoping Babs had her dancing shoes on "

I will dance forever. I can keep going if I’m dancing. It’s the sitting there drinking I struggle with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you go for a night out and come home at 12:00

I've done this and earlier

And me

If ever you and I have a night out together...we will show them how it's done To be fair am all danced out by 12:00

Your not that old then dancing till 12 aint bad "
well considering used to be a bit of a raver !!! Am not sure lol x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"You go out with with money and you come home with money.

Instead of using all your money, including taxi money, and having to walk home. remember those days stumbling home (3miles) from town with a kebab !"

It was always pie and peas for me. I would stumble out of Tiffany’s across the road to the van. I would always wake up the next day with a sore mouth from burning it on the pie and peas. good times though.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"When you go for a night out and come home at 12:00

I've done this and earlier

And me

If ever you and I have a night out together...we will show them how it's done To be fair am all danced out by 12:00

I was hoping Babs had her dancing shoes on

I will dance forever. I can keep going if I’m dancing. It’s the sitting there drinking I struggle with "

Ah me too, good music, good company and a good dance that's what I call a good night

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"When you go for a night out and come home at 12:00

I've done this and earlier

And me

If ever you and I have a night out together...we will show them how it's done To be fair am all danced out by 12:00

I was hoping Babs had her dancing shoes on

I will dance forever. I can keep going if I’m dancing. It’s the sitting there drinking I struggle with

Ah me too, good music, good company and a good dance that's what I call a good night "

It definitely is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I prefer going out for drinks in the afternoon/teatime and get home at a reasonable hour and get a full nights sleep ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you go for a night out and come home at 12:00

I've done this and earlier

And me

If ever you and I have a night out together...we will show them how it's done To be fair am all danced out by 12:00

I was hoping Babs had her dancing shoes on

I will dance forever. I can keep going if I’m dancing. It’s the sitting there drinking I struggle with

Ah me too, good music, good company and a good dance that's what I call a good night "

Definitely agree with that one !

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes I prefer going out for drinks in the afternoon/teatime and get home at a reasonable hour and get a full nights sleep ??"
yes I prefer daytime drinking now to !

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

When you'd rather talk about sex than do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you'd rather talk about sex than do it "
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you make those little groaning noises when you have to get up off the floor, having not actually been on the floor for any fun reasons either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're registering your details on line and your have to sctoll down down down down to find the year you were born

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

When Tenna no longer do the job and I have to resort to industrial silicone absorbing agents. Then I know I old

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

When you turn 30 and realise that your 20's had been an almost entire waste.

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By *orsche40Couple
over a year ago

northwich


"When I started thinking Volvo's looked quite nice. I know the shame "
oh how awful for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you'd rather be at home in pyjamas than out in your little black dress.

And when getting home is the highlight of your night out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to a wedding at 3pm and find yourself at home and in your own bed (alone) at 8:30 that evening x

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By *atebanksMan
over a year ago

North London

When you go out, have a few drinks and having a slamming hangover the next morning and can't function at work.

The hangovers are so much worse these days! My limit is one night out per week now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your cum when eating a werther's original.

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London


"When your cum when eating a werther's original. "

Lool

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"When your cum when eating a werther's original. "

When your cum tastes like a Werthers Original...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your cum when eating a werther's original.

When your cum tastes like a Werthers Original... "

I need to try more elderly to check that

Who is up ?

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