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"Party! Yay love a good party. We’d make a great team "You're paying for it all | |||
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"Party! Yay love a good party. We’d make a great team
You're paying for it all"You never mentioned that! | |||
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"the very last thing you should do is invite us. " They would close the party as they close threads haha | |||
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"I make mean vodka jelly shots. Can I come? X" Jelly shots! Of course you can red  | |||
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"I make nice cakes.. so can I come " Cup cakes? Yes please! | |||
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"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest "Chose your playlist NSA and the floor is yours! | |||
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"Erm, why wouldn’t you invite me?
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"I make nice cakes.. so can I come Cup cakes? Yes please!" if that's what is needed | |||
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"Erm, why wouldn’t you invite me?
*cake pot* "Of course you invited x | |||
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"I make mean vodka jelly shots. Can I come? X Jelly shots! Of course you can red "Cherry jelly. Red of course x | |||
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"I can't cook, have no special talents and I'm a bit socially awkward. Can I come anyway?" You can greet everyone with a smile Lorna | |||
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"I have a copy of Kid Creole & The Coconuts Greatest Hits. And raspberry vodka "Come on in! | |||
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"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest
Chose your playlist NSA and the floor is yours!"Yessss | |||
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"I'm a hostess with mostest and would love someone else to do all the hard work "Ha ha dam good idea kinky! | |||
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"the very last thing you should do is invite us. " why? | |||
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"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good "You can be my karaoke backing dancer | |||
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"Trouble....." Are you joining us Nippy? | |||
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"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest "I'll be your backing dancer..I can't sing a note | |||
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"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest "I'll jpin you! I'm also a great socialiser | |||
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"I bring me. That's enough. P" Awe my fav like minded spikey person | |||
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"Erm, why wouldn’t you invite me?
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Of course you invited x"Excellent news my friend | |||
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"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest "*wrestles mic out of your hand and breaks into Stereophonics - Maybe Tomorrow | |||
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"A party isn’t a party without me. And I have gin "I don't have gin but I have spirit | |||
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"I'll bring my humour. Can't cook skint have pity on me "Humour is always good so come on in | |||
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"I make mean vodka jelly shots. Can I come? X Jelly shots! Of course you can red
Cherry jelly. Red of course x"Omg yes! | |||
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"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest
I'll be your backing dancer..I can't sing a note "Me either, shhh, I just said it to blag my way in | |||
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"I'm awesome and I'll bring my tits! " Lol bring em in! | |||
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"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest
*wrestles mic out of your hand and breaks into Stereophonics - Maybe Tomorrow "I wouldn't, I'm freakishly strong | |||
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"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest
I'll be your backing dancer..I can't sing a note "But it would be hilarious to watch - with you not at you of course | |||
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"the very last thing you should do is invite us. why?" we do mum and dad dancing, get d*unk and eat all the vol au vents before cornering people and telling them how much we love them | |||
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"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good "Night Fever style? | |||
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"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest
I'll jpin you! I'm also a great socialiser "Yay! Come on in _hillout | |||
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"I'm awesome and I'll bring my tits! Lol bring em in! " Whoop, thanks! Miss P, let's cause some havoc! | |||
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"Of invited of course " | |||
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"the very last thing you should do is invite us. why?
we do mum and dad dancing, get d*unk and eat all the vol au vents before cornering people and telling them how much we love them "I’ll be hanging with these two. My kind of people | |||
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"Ummm... naked waiter? "I approve! | |||
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"A party isn’t a party without me. And I have gin "It wouldn’t be a party without you lovely x | |||
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"the very last thing you should do is invite us. why?
we do mum and dad dancing, get d*unk and eat all the vol au vents before cornering people and telling them how much we love them
I’ll be hanging with these two. My kind of people "we'll save you a place. PS I bought leggings | |||
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"I’ll bring the party games and hats! "Oh yes can’t have a party without those | |||
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"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good
You can be my karaoke backing dancer "Should I rock up as Ace or Alice though | |||
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"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest
I'll be your backing dancer..I can't sing a note
Me either, shhh, I just said it to blag my way in " | |||
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"I'll pass wind... "Old fart | |||
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"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest
I'll be your backing dancer..I can't sing a note
But it would be hilarious to watch - with you not at you of course"Of course | |||
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"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good
You can be my karaoke backing dancer
Should I rock up as Ace or Alice though "Half and half! | |||
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"the very last thing you should do is invite us. why?
we do mum and dad dancing, get d*unk and eat all the vol au vents before cornering people and telling them how much we love them "That’s what parties are for!! | |||
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"Ummm... naked waiter? "Absofuckinglutely!! | |||
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"I'm quite lovely and have a filthy mouth after a few drinks. I would bring a big pair of boobs, some black sambuca and a prawn ring " Sounds like an invite .... you’re in! | |||
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"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good
You can be my karaoke backing dancer
Should I rock up as Ace or Alice though "Lol mix and match? | |||
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"Naked waiter!" You can team up with LVM ^^ | |||
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"the very last thing you should do is invite us. why?
we do mum and dad dancing, get d*unk and eat all the vol au vents before cornering people and telling them how much we love them
That’s what parties are for!!"you mean we've been doing it right all this time! | |||
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"Ummm... naked waiter?
Absofuckinglutely!!"Noice. Bowtie or no? | |||
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"Ummm... naked waiter?
Absofuckinglutely!!
Noice. Bowtie or no? "Naked! | |||
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"Ummm... naked waiter?
Absofuckinglutely!!
Noice. Bowtie or no? "Bow Tie yes! | |||
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"Ummm... naked waiter?
Absofuckinglutely!!
Noice. Bowtie or no?
Bow Tie yes!"Dammit, party organiser wins! | |||
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"You will notice my co-host has disappeared cheeky sod "He’s preparing himself for pin the tail on the donkey... | |||
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"You will notice my co-host has disappeared cheeky sod "he's pouring the jelly and fruit salad into the waxed paper jelly cases | |||
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"Ummm... naked waiter?
Absofuckinglutely!!
Noice. Bowtie or no?
Bow Tie yes!
Dammit, party organiser wins!"I've been handed the idea of a red bowtie around my cock. Hopefully that's a happy middle ground | |||
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"You will notice my co-host has disappeared cheeky sod
He’s preparing himself for pin the tail on the donkey... " | |||
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"I’ll bring the party games and hats!
Oh yes can’t have a party without those " | |||
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"Ummm... naked waiter?
Absofuckinglutely!!
Noice. Bowtie or no?
Bow Tie yes!
Dammit, party organiser wins!
I've been handed the idea of a red bowtie around my cock. Hopefully that's a happy middle ground "Well that would work. I wonder how many times it will be tied and untied | |||
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"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good
You can be my karaoke backing dancer
Should I rock up as Ace or Alice though "Half time change | |||
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"I'm quite lovely and have a filthy mouth after a few drinks. I would bring a big pair of boobs, some black sambuca and a prawn ring Sounds like an invite .... you’re in!" Yey! Cant wait | |||
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"Get me in my dancing shoes and I'll fire up the room "Bring on the shoes lady | |||
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"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest
Chose your playlist NSA and the floor is yours!
Yessss "Oooh can I duet with you? | |||
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"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest
Chose your playlist NSA and the floor is yours!
Yessss
Oooh can I duet with you? "Yes! I'll need to check with the hosts how risqué we'd be allowed to go for our performance | |||
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"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest
Chose your playlist NSA and the floor is yours!
Yessss
Oooh can I duet with you?
Yes! I'll need to check with the hosts how risqué we'd be allowed to go for our performance "It’s a fab party.... what does that tell you? | |||
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"Ummm... naked waiter?
Absofuckinglutely!!
Noice. Bowtie or no?
Bow Tie yes!
Dammit, party organiser wins!
I've been handed the idea of a red bowtie around my cock. Hopefully that's a happy middle ground
Well that would work. I wonder how many times it will be tied and untied "I am not a piece of meat DC!  | |||
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"Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance "Well I might try to blag an invite if there's to be lap dancers... | |||
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"Ummm... naked waiter?
Absofuckinglutely!!
Noice. Bowtie or no?
Bow Tie yes!
Dammit, party organiser wins!
I've been handed the idea of a red bowtie around my cock. Hopefully that's a happy middle ground
Well that would work. I wonder how many times it will be tied and untied
I am not a piece of meat DC! "Sorry sweetie - you are definitely not! | |||
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"Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance
Well I might try to blag an invite if there's to be lap dancers..."Good luck with that | |||
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"Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance
Well I might try to blag an invite if there's to be lap dancers..."Get out!! | |||
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"I bring me. That's enough. P Awe my fav like minded spikey person "Huzzah! Ok ok, I'll bring extra spikes. | |||
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"Ummm... naked waiter?
Absofuckinglutely!!
Noice. Bowtie or no?
Bow Tie yes!
Dammit, party organiser wins!
I've been handed the idea of a red bowtie around my cock. Hopefully that's a happy middle ground
Well that would work. I wonder how many times it will be tied and untied
I am not a piece of meat DC!
Sorry sweetie - you are definitely not!"Well that's no fun, at least put up a little fight | |||
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"Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance
Well I might try to blag an invite if there's to be lap dancers...
Get out!!" | |||
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"Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance "Now that I’d love to see.... you’d be a really sexy lap dancer | |||
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"Ummm... naked waiter?
Absofuckinglutely!!
Noice. Bowtie or no?
Bow Tie yes!
Dammit, party organiser wins!
I've been handed the idea of a red bowtie around my cock. Hopefully that's a happy middle ground "Can I remove it with my teeth? | |||
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"Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance
Well I might try to blag an invite if there's to be lap dancers...
Get out!!
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"Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance
Now that I’d love to see.... you’d be a really sexy lap dancer "I meant someone do it for me!! I have done it a few times . I’m not bad. I only accept £50 notes down my knickers though. Just saying | |||
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"I bring me. That's enough. P Awe my fav like minded spikey person
Huzzah! Ok ok, I'll bring extra spikes. "Great | |||
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"Ummm... naked waiter?
Absofuckinglutely!!
Noice. Bowtie or no?
Bow Tie yes!
Dammit, party organiser wins!
I've been handed the idea of a red bowtie around my cock. Hopefully that's a happy middle ground
Can I remove it with my teeth?"I smell a party game | |||
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"Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance
Now that I’d love to see.... you’d be a really sexy lap dancer
I meant someone do it for me!! I have done it a few times . I’m not bad. I only accept £50 notes down my knickers though. Just saying "Might be short on £50 notes Hun | |||
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"Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance
Now that I’d love to see.... you’d be a really sexy lap dancer
I meant someone do it for me!! I have done it a few times . I’m not bad. I only accept £50 notes down my knickers though. Just saying
Might be short on £50 notes Hun " | |||
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"Ummm... naked waiter?
Absofuckinglutely!!
Noice. Bowtie or no?
Bow Tie yes!
Dammit, party organiser wins!
I've been handed the idea of a red bowtie around my cock. Hopefully that's a happy middle ground
Can I remove it with my teeth?
I smell a party game "Oooooo | |||
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"Ummm... naked waiter?
Absofuckinglutely!!
Noice. Bowtie or no?
Bow Tie yes!
Dammit, party organiser wins!
I've been handed the idea of a red bowtie around my cock. Hopefully that's a happy middle ground
Can I remove it with my teeth?
I smell a party game " | |||
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"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good
You can be my karaoke backing dancer
Should I rock up as Ace or Alice though
Half and half! "When I try to walk in stilettos I look like a cross between Dick Emery and Kenny Everett | |||
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"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good
You can be my karaoke backing dancer
Should I rock up as Ace or Alice though
Half and half!
When I try to walk in stilettos I look like a cross between Dick Emery and Kenny Everett "Kenny Everett was a scream | |||
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"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor" Hello Dana! Come on in and join the party! | |||
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"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor" Can you lap dance? | |||
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"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor Can you lap dance? "I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!... | |||
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"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor Can you lap dance?
I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!..."What in some primark clothes? Nobody would recognise you then surely! | |||
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"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good
You can be my karaoke backing dancer
Should I rock up as Ace or Alice though
Half and half!
When I try to walk in stilettos I look like a cross between Dick Emery and Kenny Everett "So do I to be fair! | |||
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"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor Can you lap dance?
I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!...
What in some primark clothes? Nobody would recognise you then surely! "And some cheap beer in an Asda carrier bag! | |||
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"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor Can you lap dance?
I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!..."GET OUT! | |||
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"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good
You can be my karaoke backing dancer
Should I rock up as Ace or Alice though
Half and half!
When I try to walk in stilettos I look like a cross between Dick Emery and Kenny Everett
So do I to be fair! "I bet you don’t ... | |||
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"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor Can you lap dance?
I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!...
GET OUT!"I think your Caps Lock button has got stuck? | |||
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"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor Can you lap dance? "Whose been talking about my talents to ya Nora? | |||
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"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor Can you lap dance?
Whose been talking about my talents to ya Nora? "Ooooh so you can? | |||
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"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor Can you lap dance?
I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!...
GET OUT!
I think your Caps Lock button has got stuck?"I think your head will be in a lock if you don’t skidaddle pronto! | |||
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"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor Can you lap dance?
I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!...
GET OUT!
I think your Caps Lock button has got stuck?"I politely stayed out of yours so please do the same here | |||
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"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor Can you lap dance?
Whose been talking about my talents to ya Nora?
Ooooh so you can? "Two of you up on the podium please ladies | |||
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"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor Can you lap dance?
Whose been talking about my talents to ya Nora?
Ooooh so you can?
Two of you up on the podium please ladies ". Yay come on Dana | |||
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"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor Can you lap dance?
Whose been talking about my talents to ya Nora?
Ooooh so you can?
Two of you up on the podium please ladies
. Yay come on Dana " can’t wait to see this ... go girls! A revival of Pans people | |||
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"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest
Chose your playlist NSA and the floor is yours!
Yessss
Oooh can I duet with you?
Yes! I'll need to check with the hosts how risqué we'd be allowed to go for our performance "Adam Lambert managed to get away with simulating a blowjob with a leather clad male dancer at the American Music Awards on CBS so we should be ok at a Fab party | |||
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I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!...
GET OUT!
I think your Caps Lock button has got stuck?
I think your head will be in a lock if you don’t skidaddle pronto!"Well we've got ourselves a bouncer at least | |||
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"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest
Chose your playlist NSA and the floor is yours!
Yessss
Oooh can I duet with you?
Yes! I'll need to check with the hosts how risqué we'd be allowed to go for our performance
Adam Lambert managed to get away with simulating a blowjob with a leather clad male dancer at the American Music Awards on CBS so we should be ok at a Fab party"Ha ha mmm yep! | |||
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I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!...
GET OUT!
I think your Caps Lock button has got stuck?
I think your head will be in a lock if you don’t skidaddle pronto!
Well we've got ourselves a bouncer at least "She’d probably do that too | |||
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Whose been talking about my talents to ya Nora?
Ooooh so you can?
Two of you up on the podium please ladies
. Yay come on Dana "Oh I'd love to swing around a big pole with you Nora. We'd get the party stated. | |||
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What are you bringing to the party?"A fireworks display..... * * * * * * * V V V | |||
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I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!...
GET OUT!
I think your Caps Lock button has got stuck?
I think your head will be in a lock if you don’t skidaddle pronto!
Well we've got ourselves a bouncer at least
She’d probably do that too " | |||
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Whose been talking about my talents to ya Nora?
Ooooh so you can?
Two of you up on the podium please ladies
. Yay come on Dana
Oh I'd love to swing around a big pole with you Nora. We'd get the party stated. "Hmmm lets search around the room to see if we can find a big pole | |||
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What are you bringing to the party?
A fireworks display.....
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Whose been talking about my talents to ya Nora?
Ooooh so you can?
Two of you up on the podium please ladies
. Yay come on Dana
Oh I'd love to swing around a big pole with you Nora. We'd get the party stated.
Hmmm lets search around the room to see if we can find a big pole "Lol | |||
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"the very last thing you should do is invite us. why?
we do mum and dad dancing, get d*unk and eat all the vol au vents before cornering people and telling them how much we love them
I’ll be hanging with these two. My kind of people
we'll save you a place.
PS I bought leggings "Stop the lights, my jaw is on the floor here, seriously??
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"the very last thing you should do is invite us. why?
we do mum and dad dancing, get d*unk and eat all the vol au vents before cornering people and telling them how much we love them
I’ll be hanging with these two. My kind of people
we'll save you a place.
PS I bought leggings
Stop the lights, my jaw is on the floor here, seriously??
I feel so proud "Who have you been round the back with? You’ve been gone a while! | |||
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"Is it too late to join the party
I've got gin "Hey Cookie! Nope the party is only just started! Come on in. Can you lap dance? | |||
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"Is it too late to join the party
I've got gin
Hey Cookie! Nope the party is only just started! Come on in. Can you lap dance?"I may have gave one in my time | |||
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"Is it too late to join the party
I've got gin
Hey Cookie! Nope the party is only just started! Come on in. Can you lap dance?
I may have gave one in my time "Nora and Dana are already up on the podium and Lorenzo is our naked waiter | |||
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"Shit jokes, banter and dancing right until the bitter end." You got it | |||
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"the very last thing you should do is invite us. why?
we do mum and dad dancing, get d*unk and eat all the vol au vents before cornering people and telling them how much we love them
I’ll be hanging with these two. My kind of people
we'll save you a place.
PS I bought leggings
Stop the lights, my jaw is on the floor here, seriously??
I feel so proud
Who have you been round the back with? You’ve been gone a while!"I was talking to a ‘friend’ on the phone | |||
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"Me and Diamond Cougar are hosting a party. Free drinks, music, food, dance floor, the lot! But its invite only. So we want to know, why should we invite you? What do you bring to the party?" definitely don't invite us the hosts of the last party we went to will never talk to us again we got a big fat block. But the wife had fun in the madness she created. | |||
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"Me and Diamond Cougar are hosting a party. Free drinks, music, food, dance floor, the lot! But its invite only. So we want to know, why should we invite you? What do you bring to the party?definitely don't invite us the hosts of the last party we went to will never talk to us again we got a big fat block. But the wife had fun in the madness she created. "Sounds like you left a lasting impression | |||
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"foot spa .... for all the sore feet from dancing" Oh great idea | |||
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"Is it too late to join the party
I've got gin
Hey Cookie! Nope the party is only just started! Come on in. Can you lap dance?
I may have gave one in my time
Nora and Dana are already up on the podium and Lorenzo is our naked waiter"Whoop! I'm there | |||
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"Because I'm a massive man tart and would offer free snogs to all the ladies "Ladies! Form an orderly queue! Thank you MM x | |||
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"Deep conversation in the kitchen. " Always find you in the kitchen at parties? | |||
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I've got gin
Hey Cookie! Nope the party is only just started! Come on in. Can you lap dance?
I may have gave one in my time
Nora and Dana are already up on the podium and Lorenzo is our naked waiter
Whoop! I'm there "Well I never.... look at you 3 rocking it | |||
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"I think your head will be in a lock if you don’t skidaddle pronto! Well we've got ourselves a bouncer at least
She’d probably do that too
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"I think your head will be in a lock if you don’t skidaddle pronto! Well we've got ourselves a bouncer at least
She’d probably do that too
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"Am I a bit late? Can I come? I’ve got vodka, vodka and more vodka. And I know the moves to all the 80s dance songs "Hello lovely! Please come and join the party | |||
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"I'll bring my camera" Oh I missed you Moriarty  sorry! Camera at the ready | |||
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"I’ll lie down naked covered in fruit to nibble on x" A veritable buffet | |||
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"Im a genuine chef! Need any catering?" Oh of course we need a chef - we’re all starving! Thank you | |||
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"I’ll lie down naked covered in fruit to nibble on x A veritable buffet "I'm off to the kitchen...... Jona Lewie - You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties 
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"Im a genuine chef! Need any catering? Oh of course we need a chef - we’re all starving! Thank you "Please dont say we have any vegans attending | |||
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"I make an ace lemon cheesecake, can I come please? " I'll fight anybody who thinks they can make a better lemon cheesecake than me | |||
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"I’ll lie down naked covered in fruit to nibble on x A veritable buffet
I'm off to the kitchen......
Jona Lewie - You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties
www.youtube.com/watch?v=62eTq8ErUOQ"Daniel is I’m the kitchen too | |||
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