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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Senior level interviewing has been a factor of my professional capacity for many years now. To break from the routine of obligatory questioning, I sometimes throw into the mix the 'who would be your ideal dinner party guests and why' teaser - this can help to provide me with an alternative insight into the candidate in question.

So...

Which FAB forumites would you choose to attend your dinner party event, and why?

You can each pick up to a maximum of five guests, of which, at least one needs to be of the same sex.

Let's play nicely please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulous and Bearded

Moriarty Man

Ghengis Khan

Marc

And Shagtonight, but only if he brings haribos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I shall choose people I haven’t met already though.

GK - very intelligent yet stubborn like me, I think it would be interesting.

Piece of cake - his sense of humour I love

Sensual lover1000 - he does and always has intrigued me.

Estella - I don’t know why as I think we probably couldn’t be any different as people but I like that and I think she’d be very interesting.

Chubby gent - I just like him. He seems a really nice person and funny too.

PS I’m not cooking though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I shall choose people I haven’t met already though.

GK - very intelligent yet stubborn like me, I think it would be interesting.

Piece of cake - his sense of humour I love

Sensual lover1000 - he does and always has intrigued me.

Estella - I don’t know why as I think we probably couldn’t be any different as people but I like that and I think she’d be very interesting.

Chubby gent - I just like him. He seems a really nice person and funny too.

PS I’m not cooking though!"

Ahh Piece of Cake, what a funny sexy bastard he was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I shall choose people I haven’t met already though.

GK - very intelligent yet stubborn like me, I think it would be interesting.

Piece of cake - his sense of humour I love

Sensual lover1000 - he does and always has intrigued me.

Estella - I don’t know why as I think we probably couldn’t be any different as people but I like that and I think she’d be very interesting.

Chubby gent - I just like him. He seems a really nice person and funny too.

PS I’m not cooking though!

Ahh Piece of Cake, what a funny sexy bastard he was "

. Nice suit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god..

Morningstar.. I see what you did.. very clever!

Nora for picking me!

Gemini Man

Ye Olde Witchdoctor

and

TeaMonkey

Phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I shall choose people I haven’t met already though.

GK - very intelligent yet stubborn like me, I think it would be interesting.

Piece of cake - his sense of humour I love

Sensual lover1000 - he does and always has intrigued me.

Estella - I don’t know why as I think we probably couldn’t be any different as people but I like that and I think she’d be very interesting.

Chubby gent - I just like him. He seems a really nice person and funny too.

PS I’m not cooking though!

Ahh Piece of Cake, what a funny sexy bastard he was

. Nice suit x"

Thanks, I bought it for your bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god..

Morningstar.. I see what you did.. very clever!

Nora for picking me!

Gemini Man

Ye Olde Witchdoctor

and

TeaMonkey

Phew!"

Haha. Cheers I’m flattered with the reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I shall choose people I haven’t met already though.

GK - very intelligent yet stubborn like me, I think it would be interesting.

Piece of cake - his sense of humour I love

Sensual lover1000 - he does and always has intrigued me.

Estella - I don’t know why as I think we probably couldn’t be any different as people but I like that and I think she’d be very interesting.

Chubby gent - I just like him. He seems a really nice person and funny too.

PS I’m not cooking though!

Ahh Piece of Cake, what a funny sexy bastard he was

. Nice suit x

Thanks, I bought it for your bedroom floor "

. Actually shall just me and thee have a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god..

Morningstar.. I see what you did.. very clever!

Nora for picking me!

Gemini Man

Ye Olde Witchdoctor

and

TeaMonkey

Phew!"

I don't know what you're talking about, I just want a gents get together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I shall choose people I haven’t met already though.

GK - very intelligent yet stubborn like me, I think it would be interesting.

Piece of cake - his sense of humour I love

Sensual lover1000 - he does and always has intrigued me.

Estella - I don’t know why as I think we probably couldn’t be any different as people but I like that and I think she’d be very interesting.

Chubby gent - I just like him. He seems a really nice person and funny too.

PS I’m not cooking though!

Ahh Piece of Cake, what a funny sexy bastard he was

. Nice suit x

Thanks, I bought it for your bedroom floor

. Actually shall just me and thee have a party "

You read my mind money mon cherie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god..

Morningstar.. I see what you did.. very clever!

Nora for picking me!

Gemini Man

Ye Olde Witchdoctor

and

TeaMonkey

Phew!

Haha. Cheers I’m flattered with the reason "

Sorry I was trying to get my answer in quick I feel the same as you. We're both stubborn, but both less so in person I hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god..

Morningstar.. I see what you did.. very clever!

Nora for picking me!

Gemini Man

Ye Olde Witchdoctor

and

TeaMonkey

Phew!

I don't know what you're talking about, I just want a gents get together "

Piss up with the lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god..

Morningstar.. I see what you did.. very clever!

Nora for picking me!

Gemini Man

Ye Olde Witchdoctor

and

TeaMonkey

Phew!

I don't know what you're talking about, I just want a gents get together

Piss up with the lads "

Hey I’m up for this. I can be a lad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meli,

Diamond Cougar,

GK,

Babs,

ThePaintedBull,

Shivers.

You’d be the slave/waiter GMF, but you wouldn’t be allowed to speak. Muzzle up!

"

I think I'm going to enjoy that party

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Meli,

Diamond Cougar,

GK,

Babs,

ThePaintedBull,

Shivers.

You’d be the slave/waiter GMF, but you wouldn’t be allowed to speak. Muzzle up!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I shall choose people I haven’t met already though.

GK - very intelligent yet stubborn like me, I think it would be interesting.

Piece of cake - his sense of humour I love

Sensual lover1000 - he does and always has intrigued me.

Estella - I don’t know why as I think we probably couldn’t be any different as people but I like that and I think she’d be very interesting.

Chubby gent - I just like him. He seems a really nice person and funny too.

PS I’m not cooking though!

Ahh Piece of Cake, what a funny sexy bastard he was

. Nice suit x

Thanks, I bought it for your bedroom floor

. Actually shall just me and thee have a party

You read my mind money mon cherie "

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Nora- just to see how alike we are and she'd be

a good laugh

Mystery- I need someone to wind up

chubby gent - full of wisecracks and always

makes me laugh

Lexa- she's my partner in crime

Citizensin - to look at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god..

Morningstar.. I see what you did.. very clever!

Nora for picking me!

Gemini Man

Ye Olde Witchdoctor

and

TeaMonkey

Phew!

I don't know what you're talking about, I just want a gents get together

Piss up with the lads

Hey I’m up for this. I can be a lad!"

... Another very good reason I picked you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli,

Diamond Cougar,

GK,

Babs,

ThePaintedBull,

Scarlet seduction,

Shivers.

You’d be the slave/waiter GMF, but you wouldn’t be allowed to speak. Muzzle up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meli,

Diamond Cougar,

GK,

Babs,

ThePaintedBull,

Scarlet seduction,

Shivers.

You’d be the slave/waiter GMF, but you wouldn’t be allowed to speak. Muzzle up!

"

Now you're just being mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok

Diamond cougar - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Boldylonglegs - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Ignitemybody - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Scarlett woman - because she does meet me and shes a riot

Nora the explorers boyfriend so he can bring Nora as his plus one

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

1. Fabulous & Bearded - to practice French with

2. Lickety - for insightful and fascinating conversation

3. LisaB45 - for fun and flirty conversation

4. Valentino7 - because he's sexy company

5. Tame Impala - for dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Fabulous & Bearded - to practice French with

2. Lickety - for insightful and fascinating conversation

3. LisaB45 - for fun and flirty conversation

4. Valentino7 - because he's sexy company

5. Tame Impala - for dessert

"

Tame is UNLOS! Not allowed

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"1. Fabulous & Bearded - to practice French with

2. Lickety - for insightful and fascinating conversation

3. LisaB45 - for fun and flirty conversation

4. Valentino7 - because he's sexy company

5. Tame Impala - for dessert

Tame is UNLOS! Not allowed "

Shucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Moon Grey Cat

Estella

Gemini Man

Lisa Belle

Twang40

But they all need to bring some vinyl. And the food, because I can't cook!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok

Diamond cougar - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Boldylonglegs - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Ignitemybody - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Scarlett woman - because she does meet me and shes a riot

Nora the explorers boyfriend so he can bring Nora as his plus one"

You have to choose a man as well.. or the way the OP worded it.. All men - if you're a man. All women - if you're a woman.

Get with it man So.. now you have to kick one out......? Which..... one... are you going to kick out? For a bloke?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Tame is UNLOS! Not allowed

Shucks "

Ok then Moon Grey Cat because I love his hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok

Diamond cougar - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Boldylonglegs - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Ignitemybody - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Scarlett woman - because she does meet me and shes a riot

Nora the explorers boyfriend so he can bring Nora as his plus one

You have to choose a man as well.. or the way the OP worded it.. All men - if you're a man. All women - if you're a woman.

Get with it man So.. now you have to kick one out......? Which..... one... are you going to kick out? For a bloke? "

No, only one has to be the same sex and I chose Nora's boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok

Diamond cougar - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Boldylonglegs - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Ignitemybody - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Scarlett woman - because she does meet me and shes a riot

Nora the explorers boyfriend so he can bring Nora as his plus one

You have to choose a man as well.. or the way the OP worded it.. All men - if you're a man. All women - if you're a woman.

Get with it man So.. now you have to kick one out......? Which..... one... are you going to kick out? For a bloke? "

And I don’t have a boyfriend! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok

Diamond cougar - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Boldylonglegs - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Ignitemybody - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Scarlett woman - because she does meet me and shes a riot

Nora the explorers boyfriend so he can bring Nora as his plus one

You have to choose a man as well.. or the way the OP worded it.. All men - if you're a man. All women - if you're a woman.

Get with it man So.. now you have to kick one out......? Which..... one... are you going to kick out? For a bloke?

And I don’t have a boyfriend! Lol "

I assumed by your bio you had

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Ok

Diamond cougar - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Boldylonglegs - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Ignitemybody - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Scarlett woman - because she does meet me and shes a riot

Nora the explorers boyfriend so he can bring Nora as his plus one

You have to choose a man as well.. or the way the OP worded it.. All men - if you're a man. All women - if you're a woman.

Get with it man So.. now you have to kick one out......? Which..... one... are you going to kick out? For a bloke?

No, only one has to be the same sex and I chose Nora's boyfriend"

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok

Diamond cougar - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Boldylonglegs - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Ignitemybody - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Scarlett woman - because she does meet me and shes a riot

Nora the explorers boyfriend so he can bring Nora as his plus one

You have to choose a man as well.. or the way the OP worded it.. All men - if you're a man. All women - if you're a woman.

Get with it man So.. now you have to kick one out......? Which..... one... are you going to kick out? For a bloke?

And I don’t have a boyfriend! Lol

I assumed by your bio you had "

A FWB.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

MaryFuckingPoppins

YeOldeWitchDoc

Mavis

GK

Granny Crumpet.

Can I have another 5?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trans girl - just truly lovely and see's the best in people yet still somehow doesn't take any shit.

Just Peachy - crackers, funny as fuck and a heart of gold.

FAB - makes me laugh every time I read him but I think he's secretly really a very decent gent.

DandLBi - umfaltering and adorable.

Nora - she's charmingly very unique and doesn't follow the crowd, they follow her. One I look up to.

Plus if I'm allowed another I'd let Minge join the table because I'm curious of what lies beneath the image and I think there some playfulness and intelligence there...

Ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok

Diamond cougar - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Boldylonglegs - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Ignitemybody - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Scarlett woman - because she does meet me and shes a riot

Nora the explorers boyfriend so he can bring Nora as his plus one

You have to choose a man as well.. or the way the OP worded it.. All men - if you're a man. All women - if you're a woman.

Get with it man So.. now you have to kick one out......? Which..... one... are you going to kick out? For a bloke?

No, only one has to be the same sex and I chose Nora's boyfriend"

I honestly didnt even see that bit about Nora's boyfriend! Well.. good news is you don't have to kick any women out, bad news is you've just lost boyfriend-less Nora and have to pick a real boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok

Diamond cougar - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Boldylonglegs - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Ignitemybody - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Scarlett woman - because she does meet me and shes a riot

Nora the explorers boyfriend so he can bring Nora as his plus one

You have to choose a man as well.. or the way the OP worded it.. All men - if you're a man. All women - if you're a woman.

Get with it man So.. now you have to kick one out......? Which..... one... are you going to kick out? For a bloke?

No, only one has to be the same sex and I chose Nora's boyfriend

I honestly didnt even see that bit about Nora's boyfriend! Well.. good news is you don't have to kick any women out, bad news is you've just lost boyfriend-less Nora and have to pick a real boy."

Just say it will you, you want me to invite you dont you?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Trans girl - just truly lovely and see's the best in people yet still somehow doesn't take any shit.

Just Peachy - crackers, funny as fuck and a heart of gold.

FAB - makes me laugh every time I read him but I think he's secretly really a very decent gent.

DandLBi - umfaltering and adorable.

Nora - she's charmingly very unique and doesn't follow the crowd, they follow her. One I look up to.

Plus if I'm allowed another I'd let Minge join the table because I'm curious of what lies beneath the image and I think there some playfulness and intelligence there...

Ok?

"

Minge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MaryFuckingPoppins

YeOldeWitchDoc

Mavis

GK

Granny Crumpet.

Can I have another 5?"

Oh god.. Those three women would tear me to shreds in the same room! Thankfully your nice music and the Witchdoctors Gentle Scouse narration I could relax with a whisky afterwards

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Bloody hell this is impossible!! I need several

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok

Diamond cougar - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Boldylonglegs - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Ignitemybody - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Scarlett woman - because she does meet me and shes a riot

Nora the explorers boyfriend so he can bring Nora as his plus one

You have to choose a man as well.. or the way the OP worded it.. All men - if you're a man. All women - if you're a woman.

Get with it man So.. now you have to kick one out......? Which..... one... are you going to kick out? For a bloke?

No, only one has to be the same sex and I chose Nora's boyfriend

I honestly didnt even see that bit about Nora's boyfriend! Well.. good news is you don't have to kick any women out, bad news is you've just lost boyfriend-less Nora and have to pick a real boy.

Just say it will you, you want me to invite you dont you? "

Hey! Who doesn't want a party invite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gemini Man

Meli

Fabulous and bearded

Citizensin

Yeoldewitchdocter

Hopefully they're all spelled correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who would want to come to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would choose

Incandescent

Fabulous and bearded

Saffron

Meli

Exquisite deviance

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Of those I’ve not met... I’d choose

Gemini man

Tea monkey

Princess Peach

Mavis

Feminine Virtue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok

Diamond cougar - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Boldylonglegs - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Ignitemybody - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Scarlett woman - because she does meet me and shes a riot

Nora the explorers boyfriend so he can bring Nora as his plus one

You have to choose a man as well.. or the way the OP worded it.. All men - if you're a man. All women - if you're a woman.

Get with it man So.. now you have to kick one out......? Which..... one... are you going to kick out? For a bloke?

No, only one has to be the same sex and I chose Nora's boyfriend

I honestly didnt even see that bit about Nora's boyfriend! Well.. good news is you don't have to kick any women out, bad news is you've just lost boyfriend-less Nora and have to pick a real boy.

Just say it will you, you want me to invite you dont you?

Hey! Who doesn't want a party invite? "

You're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MaryFuckingPoppins

YeOldeWitchDoc

Mavis

GK

Granny Crumpet.

Can I have another 5?

Oh god.. Those three women would tear me to shreds in the same room! Thankfully your nice music and the Witchdoctors Gentle Scouse narration I could relax with a whisky afterwards "

Do I count as one of the women? I wouldn't tear you to shreds, I reckon we'd have a heated chat but end it smiling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd pick 5 people who like each other. Then I'd sneak out so they could have a nice night together and share my drink allowance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd pick 5 people who like each other. Then I'd sneak out so they could have a nice night together and share my drink allowance. "

You’re so selfless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok

Diamond cougar - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Boldylonglegs - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Ignitemybody - because she refuses to meet me and now she has no choice

Scarlett woman - because she does meet me and shes a riot

Nora the explorers boyfriend so he can bring Nora as his plus one

You have to choose a man as well.. or the way the OP worded it.. All men - if you're a man. All women - if you're a woman.

Get with it man So.. now you have to kick one out......? Which..... one... are you going to kick out? For a bloke?

No, only one has to be the same sex and I chose Nora's boyfriend

I honestly didnt even see that bit about Nora's boyfriend! Well.. good news is you don't have to kick any women out, bad news is you've just lost boyfriend-less Nora and have to pick a real boy.

Just say it will you, you want me to invite you dont you?

Hey! Who doesn't want a party invite?

You're in "

#sweeeeeeeeet

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Anyone who would want to come to mine "

what ya cooking your maj?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MaryFuckingPoppins

YeOldeWitchDoc

Mavis

GK

Granny Crumpet.

Can I have another 5?

Oh god.. Those three women would tear me to shreds in the same room! Thankfully your nice music and the Witchdoctors Gentle Scouse narration I could relax with a whisky afterwards

Do I count as one of the women? I wouldn't tear you to shreds, I reckon we'd have a heated chat but end it smiling. "

I hope you're right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who would want to come to mine "

I would love to come! But would want to cook dinner for you becauss being Mama is hard work!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'd pick 5 people who like each other. Then I'd sneak out so they could have a nice night together and share my drink allowance. "

meet you on the corner, we'll go to the pub and pimp each other out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd pick 5 people who like each other. Then I'd sneak out so they could have a nice night together and share my drink allowance.

You’re so friendless"

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over a year ago


"I'd pick 5 people who like each other. Then I'd sneak out so they could have a nice night together and share my drink allowance.

meet you on the corner, we'll go to the pub and pimp each other out "

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is too hard! We'll have to have a few dinner parties.

For the time being we're gonna pick couples so we can sneak the numbers up

Intrigued - have long overdue hugs and thanks to give

PeachFuzz - they're fucking awesome

Nicecouple - can pick their brains and I think they're gonna have lots of interesting and funny tales

Team TMN - we can sing "stupid death" and give everyone an ear worm, plus they're cool and good hearted peeps

Dan_Lexa - well, why the fuck not eh? Don't seem to be lacking in the brain department and easy oh so easy on the eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to dine with so many gorgeous folk and I came so close to listing but I don't want people to feel miffed if their name isn't mentioned. I have a very select friends list, so I'll just say that I want to be with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exquisite Deviance ... no explanation needed

Citizensin ... eye candy obvs

Annabelle21 .... she is as mad as a box of frogs and let's me lap dance her

Lacey Red .... funny, quick witted

LittlemissCali ..... she makes cakes so can bring dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trans girl - just truly lovely and see's the best in people yet still somehow doesn't take any shit.

Just Peachy - crackers, funny as fuck and a heart of gold.

FAB - makes me laugh every time I read him but I think he's secretly really a very decent gent.

DandLBi - umfaltering and adorable.

Nora - she's charmingly very unique and doesn't follow the crowd, they follow her. One I look up to.

Plus if I'm allowed another I'd let Minge join the table because I'm curious of what lies beneath the image and I think there some playfulness and intelligence there...

Ok?

Minge! "

A man calling another man he's never met before Girth just seems wrong.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of those I’ve not met... I’d choose

Gemini man

Tea monkey

Princess Peach

Mavis

Feminine Virtue"

That's completely unexpected.. x

One day. I like travelling x

Im buying you best coffee ever.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

No sit down... canapé buffet only and then whoever is there can mingle freely where they wish

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Of those I’ve not met... I’d choose

Gemini man

Tea monkey

Princess Peach

Mavis

Feminine Virtue

That's completely unexpected.. x

One day. I like travelling x

Im buying you best coffee ever. "

Do it I think that would be a fascinating mix!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

This is tough, I know a few people that I'd like to invite.

I think I'd go for a good 'mix' that would provide interesting and varied conversations with just a touch of contrary viewpoints...

Saffron- because she tells it straight, is a grumpy sod but is clear in discussion.

GK- for his wit and passionate reasoning.

Incandescent- she will challenge and call out any level of BS

Doc- his level of introspection as counterpoint

Exquisite Deviance- cheating here but every dinner party needs fart jokes.

Apologies to my other friends!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Nora, thank you - I’d love to have you at mine too as I think we’d get on even with some differing opinions.

Curveball - again, thank you, I’d love to get to know you more too!

Lottielay

Lemonbuttercream

Saffron

Sappyofile

LaceyRed

And Moon Grey Cat can DJ for me as usual.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

ExquisiteDeviance...wouldn't be a party without these guys.

Our lovely Blue...a kindred spirit x

GK...I'd like to get him on the dance floor.

Lacey Red...Like her spunk and energy a lot.

Peachfuzz...I loved this couple warm and great fun.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Senior level interviewing has been a factor of my professional capacity for many years now. To break from the routine of obligatory questioning, I sometimes throw into the mix the 'who would be your ideal dinner party guests and why' teaser - this can help to provide me with an alternative insight into the candidate in question.

So...

Which FAB forumites would you choose to attend your dinner party event, and why?

You can each pick up to a maximum of five guests, of which, at least one needs to be of the same sex.

Let's play nicely please..."

For starters NO one who is the type to attend 'dinner parties' ......

For seconds the door is open to all ....

For thirds anyone who brings their own spoon, plate and a bun.

For fourths .... the good that bad and the ugly

Four fifths ...... eight tenths

Any eighty year olds with their parents

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

With apologies to those not named as I could write several lists but if I could only have one dinner party it would be:

Exquisite Deviance

YeOldeWitchDoctor

Genghis

Tea Monkey

Moon Grey Cat

Why? Because it would be a bloody riotous night of laughs and awesome tunes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only these party invites were real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" If only these party invites were real."

maybe a forum only social needs organising

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Clem Fandango & Scarlet Seduction - i’d Like to see if they’re a soppy romantic couple or if Scarlet is like Ms Whiplash keeping Clem in line.

Mavis - Makes me laugh

Adam1971 - Makes me laugh

Twisted999 - he talks sense mostly, every dinner party needs someone who talks sense, especially if F&B is there.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Clem Fandango & Scarlet Seduction - i’d Like to see if they’re a soppy romantic couple or if Scarlet is like Ms Whiplash keeping Clem in line.

Mavis - Makes me laugh

Adam1971 - Makes me laugh

Twisted999 - he talks sense mostly, every dinner party needs someone who talks sense, especially if F&B is there.

"

Although I forgot to add F & B....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do couple's count as one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora, thank you - I’d love to have you at mine too as I think we’d get on even with some differing opinions.

Curveball - again, thank you, I’d love to get to know you more too!

Lottielay

Lemonbuttercream

Saffron

Sappyofile

LaceyRed

And Moon Grey Cat can DJ for me as usual.

"

That sounds brilliant

Thank you! Xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Drama free

Zippy

Annabell

Lorraine

Ruby and retweet.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Trans girl - just truly lovely and see's the best in people yet still somehow doesn't take any shit.

Just Peachy - crackers, funny as fuck and a heart of gold.

FAB - makes me laugh every time I read him but I think he's secretly really a very decent gent.

DandLBi - umfaltering and adorable.

Nora - she's charmingly very unique and doesn't follow the crowd, they follow her. One I look up to.

Plus if I'm allowed another I'd let Minge join the table because I'm curious of what lies beneath the image and I think there some playfulness and intelligence there...

Ok?

"

Thankyou zippy

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Tea monkey - the one that always gets away.

Sensuallover - just because

Holdyoudown - such a sexy Irish accent.

DominantDaddy - hot flushes is an understatement.

Food what food hah

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Senior level interviewing has been a factor of my professional capacity for many years now. To break from the routine of obligatory questioning, I sometimes throw into the mix the 'who would be your ideal dinner party guests and why' teaser - this can help to provide me with an alternative insight into the candidate in question.

So...

Which FAB forumites would you choose to attend your dinner party event, and why?

You can each pick up to a maximum of five guests, of which, at least one needs to be of the same sex.

Let's play nicely please..."

You'll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok so going with

Samiss

Estalla

Taff

Gmf

And maybe gk xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

So many

Sam miss

Jack me off

Gentleman

Leo

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Tea monkey - the one that always gets away.

Sensuallover - just because

Holdyoudown - such a sexy Irish accent.

DominantDaddy - hot flushes is an understatement.

Food what food hah "

Hell I forgot DC

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Tea monkey - the one that always gets away.

Sensuallover - just because

Holdyoudown - such a sexy Irish accent.

DominantDaddy - hot flushes is an understatement.

Food what food hah

Hell I forgot DC "

Sensuallover

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Ok so going with

Samiss

Estalla

Taff

Gmf

And maybe gk xx"

Yay! This sounds fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so going with

Samiss

Estalla

Taff

Gmf

And maybe gk xx

Yay! This sounds fun!"

xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Spider woman x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Oh and why because they are decent lovely people that's why.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Transgirl

Nora

F&B

chunkygent

Doc

PP

Stella

Opps thats 6

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Ok I shall choose people I haven’t met already though.

GK - very intelligent yet stubborn like me, I think it would be interesting.

Piece of cake - his sense of humour I love

Sensual lover1000 - he does and always has intrigued me.

Estella - I don’t know why as I think we probably couldn’t be any different as people but I like that and I think she’d be very interesting.

Chubby gent - I just like him. He seems a really nice person and funny too.

PS I’m not cooking though!

Ahh Piece of Cake, what a funny sexy bastard he was "

Is that you?????

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Transgirl

Nora

F&B

chunkygent

Doc

PP

Stella

Opps thats 6"

7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Transgirl

Nora

F&B

chunkygent

Doc

PP

Stella

Opps thats 6"

Count again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is too hard! We'll have to have a few dinner parties.

For the time being we're gonna pick couples so we can sneak the numbers up

Intrigued - have long overdue hugs and thanks to give

PeachFuzz - they're fucking awesome

Nicecouple - can pick their brains and I think they're gonna have lots of interesting and funny tales

Team TMN - we can sing "stupid death" and give everyone an ear worm, plus they're cool and good hearted peeps

Dan_Lexa - well, why the fuck not eh? Don't seem to be lacking in the brain department and easy oh so easy on the eye"

Awesome choice of dinner party guests. Thank you...and I can help cook

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is tough, I know a few people that I'd like to invite.

I think I'd go for a good 'mix' that would provide interesting and varied conversations with just a touch of contrary viewpoints...

Saffron- because she tells it straight, is a grumpy sod but is clear in discussion.

GK- for his wit and passionate reasoning.

Incandescent- she will challenge and call out any level of BS

Doc- his level of introspection as counterpoint

Exquisite Deviance- cheating here but every dinner party needs fart jokes.

Apologies to my other friends! "

Oh dear Tea...can you hear that?... that's the sound of Peach stamping her feet

Fuzz

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"ExquisiteDeviance...wouldn't be a party without these guys.

Our lovely Blue...a kindred spirit x

GK...I'd like to get him on the dance floor.

Lacey Red...Like her spunk and energy a lot.

Peachfuzz...I loved this couple warm and great fun.

"

Aww thank you Anabelle! We may need a suitable enclosure to keep all our frogs though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ExquisiteDeviance...wouldn't be a party without these guys.

Our lovely Blue...a kindred spirit x

GK...I'd like to get him on the dance floor.

Lacey Red...Like her spunk and energy a lot.

Peachfuzz...I loved this couple warm and great fun.

"

We're already having a dinner party with ED....just bring your other guest and gate crash theirs

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really know that many people well enough, so I'll plonk my butt at a table, bring the roast dinner and cherry pie, and see who joins me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"ExquisiteDeviance...wouldn't be a party without these guys.

Our lovely Blue...a kindred spirit x

GK...I'd like to get him on the dance floor.

Lacey Red...Like her spunk and energy a lot.

Peachfuzz...I loved this couple warm and great fun.

Aww thank you Anabelle! We may need a suitable enclosure to keep all our frogs though "

lets let them frogs loose..party time

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I don't really know that many people well enough, so I'll plonk my butt at a table, bring the roast dinner and cherry pie, and see who joins me "

I'd love to join you

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"ExquisiteDeviance...wouldn't be a party without these guys.

Our lovely Blue...a kindred spirit x

GK...I'd like to get him on the dance floor.

Lacey Red...Like her spunk and energy a lot.

Peachfuzz...I loved this couple warm and great fun.

We're already having a dinner party with ED....just bring your other guest and gate crash theirs

Fuzz"

Knowing what great hosts ED are..you've on

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I don't really know that many people well enough, so I'll plonk my butt at a table, bring the roast dinner and cherry pie, and see who joins me "

Me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ExquisiteDeviance...wouldn't be a party without these guys.

Our lovely Blue...a kindred spirit x

GK...I'd like to get him on the dance floor.

Lacey Red...Like her spunk and energy a lot.

Peachfuzz...I loved this couple warm and great fun.

We're already having a dinner party with ED....just bring your other guest and gate crash theirs

Fuzz

Knowing what great hosts ED are..you've on "

Fuck it, let's do it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tony x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"ExquisiteDeviance...wouldn't be a party without these guys.

Our lovely Blue...a kindred spirit x

GK...I'd like to get him on the dance floor.

Lacey Red...Like her spunk and energy a lot.

Peachfuzz...I loved this couple warm and great fun.

We're already having a dinner party with ED....just bring your other guest and gate crash theirs

Fuzz

Knowing what great hosts ED are..you've on

Fuck it, let's do it "

Woop woop... yey

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"I don't really know that many people well enough, so I'll plonk my butt at a table, bring the roast dinner and cherry pie, and see who joins me "

May I sit here?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I don't really know that many people well enough, so I'll plonk my butt at a table, bring the roast dinner and cherry pie, and see who joins me

May I sit here? "

You too x x x I forgot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

This is a very tough choice and I could probably fill an entire house party but on this occasion I'm going to say:

Gemini Man

Meli

Anabelle21

Queen Leviosa

Morning Star

I think it would be a wonderful balance of intelligent conversation and hilarity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll choose 5 people I've not yet met

Incandescent- She's hot

Saffron- She's hot

Scarlettx- She's hot

Annabelle- She's hot

Nora - err, she's hot

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'll choose 5 people I've not yet met

Incandescent- She's hot

Saffron- She's hot

Scarlettx- She's hot

Annabelle- She's hot

Nora - err, she's hot

"

Didn't read the rules Mr. Monkey

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'll choose 5 people I've not yet met

Incandescent- She's hot

Saffron- She's hot

Scarlettx- She's hot

Annabelle- She's hot

Nora - err, she's hot

"

I see you pattern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really know that many people well enough, so I'll plonk my butt at a table, bring the roast dinner and cherry pie, and see who joins me

I'd love to join you "

You're very welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll choose 5 people I've not yet met

Incandescent- She's hot

Saffron- She's hot

Scarlettx- She's hot

Annabelle- She's hot

Nora - err, she's hot

Didn't read the rules Mr. Monkey "

Fuck the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really know that many people well enough, so I'll plonk my butt at a table, bring the roast dinner and cherry pie, and see who joins me

May I sit here?

You too x x x I forgot x"

Transgirl and NBE, absolutely welcome

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I don't really know that many people well enough, so I'll plonk my butt at a table, bring the roast dinner and cherry pie, and see who joins me

May I sit here?

You too x x x I forgot x

Transgirl and NBE, absolutely welcome "

Thankyou x

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I'll choose 5 people I've not yet met

Incandescent- She's hot

Saffron- She's hot

Scarlettx- She's hot

Annabelle- She's hot

Nora - err, she's hot

Didn't read the rules Mr. Monkey "

Perhaps some rules are made to be broken

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"I don't really know that many people well enough, so I'll plonk my butt at a table, bring the roast dinner and cherry pie, and see who joins me

May I sit here?

You too x x x I forgot x

Transgirl and NBE, absolutely welcome

Thankyou x"

Seconded x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'll choose 5 people I've not yet met

Incandescent- She's hot

Saffron- She's hot

Scarlettx- She's hot

Annabelle- She's hot

Nora - err, she's hot

Didn't read the rules Mr. Monkey

Fuck the rules "

You rebel you

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I don't really know that many people well enough, so I'll plonk my butt at a table, bring the roast dinner and cherry pie, and see who joins me

I'd love to join you

You're very welcome "

Thank you my lovely x

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"This is tough, I know a few people that I'd like to invite.

I think I'd go for a good 'mix' that would provide interesting and varied conversations with just a touch of contrary viewpoints...

Saffron- because she tells it straight, is a grumpy sod but is clear in discussion.

GK- for his wit and passionate reasoning.

Incandescent- she will challenge and call out any level of BS

Doc- his level of introspection as counterpoint

Exquisite Deviance- cheating here but every dinner party needs fart jokes.

Apologies to my other friends!

Oh dear Tea...can you hear that?... that's the sound of Peach stamping her feet

Fuzz"

Oh, is that what that was?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I'll choose 5 people I've not yet met

Incandescent- She's hot

Saffron- She's hot

Scarlettx- She's hot

Annabelle- She's hot

Nora - err, she's hot

Didn't read the rules Mr. Monkey

Fuck the rules "

Bloody hilarious!! Nobodies arguing with those thighs!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm sure as a fine host that the list will be impeccable.

I just hope I can be included.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'm sure as a fine host that the list will be impeccable.

I just hope I can be included. "

You are on my list

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm sure as a fine host that the list will be impeccable.

I just hope I can be included. "

Yes you can always xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ExquisiteDeviance...wouldn't be a party without these guys.

Our lovely Blue...a kindred spirit x

GK...I'd like to get him on the dance floor.

Lacey Red...Like her spunk and energy a lot.

Peachfuzz...I loved this couple warm and great fun.

We're already having a dinner party with ED....just bring your other guest and gate crash theirs

Fuzz

Knowing what great hosts ED are..you've on

Fuck it, let's do it

Woop woop... yey "

A Christmas gathering perhaps?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"ExquisiteDeviance...wouldn't be a party without these guys.

Our lovely Blue...a kindred spirit x

GK...I'd like to get him on the dance floor.

Lacey Red...Like her spunk and energy a lot.

Peachfuzz...I loved this couple warm and great fun.

We're already having a dinner party with ED....just bring your other guest and gate crash theirs

Fuzz

Knowing what great hosts ED are..you've on

Fuck it, let's do it

Woop woop... yey

A Christmas gathering perhaps? "

Wouldn't that be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a very tough choice and I could probably fill an entire house party but on this occasion I'm going to say:

Gemini Man

Meli

Anabelle21

Queen Leviosa

Morning Star

I think it would be a wonderful balance of intelligent conversation and hilarity."

I'm guessing I would be providing the hilarity part

Chuffed to be named though

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Meli,

Diamond Cougar,

GK,

Babs,

ThePaintedBull,

Scarlet seduction,

Shivers.

You’d be the slave/waiter GMF, but you wouldn’t be allowed to speak. Muzzle up!

"

Tell me when! I’ll be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for the mentions it was lovely to see them and I feel honoured to be delighted.

I’d invite

GK

NSAchick

Tea Monkey

Gemini Man

Suki Toff

Anabelle

Because they invited me of course. However I won’t be there as I’ll be in Fab Forum Jail for breaking GMF’s rules.

I’d like to invite the rest of you to my breakout party - when I tunnel out just using my hands as shovels.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

No invites so far, that should make things easier for us.

We're not big eaters anyway so we'll be over here enjoying each others company.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

No invites so far, that should make things easier for us.

We're not big eaters anyway so we'll be over here enjoying each others company.

Jo.Xx "

You've been named, look closer

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"This is too hard! We'll have to have a few dinner parties.

For the time being we're gonna pick couples so we can sneak the numbers up

Intrigued - have long overdue hugs and thanks to give

PeachFuzz - they're fucking awesome

Nicecouple - can pick their brains and I think they're gonna have lots of interesting and funny tales

Team TMN - we can sing "stupid death" and give everyone an ear worm, plus they're cool and good hearted peeps

Dan_Lexa - well, why the fuck not eh? Don't seem to be lacking in the brain department and easy oh so easy on the eye"

Ahh shucks I missed this P.

Sorry!!

One day soon.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 parties please. First one for people I have met and who I think would get on well when we’re d*unk:

Angelic Eyes

Exquisite Deviance

Peach Fuzz

Meli

Grey Cat

Second for those I haven’t met (or just very briefly) so more alcohol will be required:

Saffron

Mr Monkey

King Groot

Cagey Tigers

Red Monkey

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"

No invites so far, that should make things easier for us.

We're not big eaters anyway so we'll be over here enjoying each others company.

Jo.Xx "

My buffet is an open invitation to all

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

To any other Billy no mates not selected for the dinner party's above

Please don't despair as I'm throwing an open house party at mine, curry and alcohol supplied, good music guaranteed

Who's coming ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To any other Billy no mates not selected for the dinner party's above

Please don't despair as I'm throwing an open house party at mine, curry and alcohol supplied, good music guaranteed

Who's coming ? "

You have to be part of The Clique to get named

Can I come to your party and will you make Chicken Dhansak please.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"To any other Billy no mates not selected for the dinner party's above

Please don't despair as I'm throwing an open house party at mine, curry and alcohol supplied, good music guaranteed

Who's coming ? "

Me please, I like a good curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To any other Billy no mates not selected for the dinner party's above

Please don't despair as I'm throwing an open house party at mine, curry and alcohol supplied, good music guaranteed

Who's coming ? "

Me!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"To any other Billy no mates not selected for the dinner party's above

Please don't despair as I'm throwing an open house party at mine, curry and alcohol supplied, good music guaranteed

Who's coming ? "

If these gorgeous ladies are coming then I'd also like an invite.

I'll bring the naan breads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To any other Billy no mates not selected for the dinner party's above

Please don't despair as I'm throwing an open house party at mine, curry and alcohol supplied, good music guaranteed

Who's coming ?

If these gorgeous ladies are coming then I'd also like an invite.

I'll bring the naan breads. "

Keema Naan please. Perfect

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"To any other Billy no mates not selected for the dinner party's above

Please don't despair as I'm throwing an open house party at mine, curry and alcohol supplied, good music guaranteed

Who's coming ?

If these gorgeous ladies are coming then I'd also like an invite.

I'll bring the naan breads.

Keema Naan please. Perfect "

For a sexy lady like you - anything (and I mean anything)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my invite list -

Mary fucking Poppins coz I just love the name.

Girth_minge_fire, seems to come across as intriguing, I need to meet him to see if it's true.

Nora the explorer - she is bolshy like me.

Annabelle 21, she's kind and has a nice ass.

Chunky gent, he's lovely.

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

5 people for my party.......

Sexi.Lexi - it’s a given she’ll be there. Can’t have a party without her

DurtyAV - would be perfect to have her sit on my lap

Buxom Bunny - the life and soul of the party

Mazza80 - she’d definitely get the party started

K_and_R - one of the sexiest couples on fab and hoping I get to corrupt them

What a party that would be

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams


"5 people for my party.......

Sexi.Lexi - it’s a given she’ll be there. Can’t have a party without her

DurtyAV - would be perfect to have her sit on my lap

Buxom Bunny - the life and soul of the party

Mazza80 - she’d definitely get the party started

K_and_R - one of the sexiest couples on fab and hoping I get to corrupt them

What a party that would be "

Hahaha Thank you for the errrr compliment Sausage..I'm just a dirty bitch I guess LOVE IT xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora- just to see how alike we are and she'd be

a good laugh

Mystery- I need someone to wind up

chubby gent - full of wisecracks and always

makes me laugh

Lexa- she's my partner in crime

Citizensin - to look at

"

I’ll sit in the corner and be pretty. Thanks for the invite. Shall I bring the dessert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gemini Man

Meli

Fabulous and bearded

Citizensin

Yeoldewitchdocter

Hopefully they're all spelled correctly "

Oh, thanks. I’ll be there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Exquisite Deviance ... no explanation needed

Citizensin ... eye candy obvs

Annabelle21 .... she is as mad as a box of frogs and let's me lap dance her

Lacey Red .... funny, quick witted

LittlemissCali ..... she makes cakes so can bring dessert

"

Oh my! More diner party invites in a day than the past 3 months. I’m going to need to iron some shirts.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Well. It seems I'm good for a laugh at least.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Nora- just to see how alike we are and she'd be

a good laugh

Mystery- I need someone to wind up

chubby gent - full of wisecracks and always

makes me laugh

Lexa- she's my partner in crime

Citizensin - to look at

I’ll sit in the corner and be pretty. Thanks for the invite. Shall I bring the dessert?"

Yes, profiteroles

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Oh I forgot whistleandflute x

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

GhengisKhan

Snow White and the Huntsman

HMQL

Granny Crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora- just to see how alike we are and she'd be

a good laugh

Mystery- I need someone to wind up

chubby gent - full of wisecracks and always

makes me laugh

Lexa- she's my partner in crime

Citizensin - to look at

I’ll sit in the corner and be pretty. Thanks for the invite. Shall I bring the dessert?

Yes, profiteroles "

I’ll bake them myself. French recipe though, none of the chantilly inside the choux malarkey.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"To any other Billy no mates not selected for the dinner party's above

Please don't despair as I'm throwing an open house party at mine, curry and alcohol supplied, good music guaranteed

Who's coming ?

If these gorgeous ladies are coming then I'd also like an invite.

I'll bring the naan breads. "

Perfect, can you get them from my local as they do about 12 standard and will do special requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So me and Ash would invite

Curveball

Erect Jim

Babs

Cadgeytigers

DirtyAV

There are many more people but we would a bigger house so maybe a few party's needed.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"To any other Billy no mates not selected for the dinner party's above

Please don't despair as I'm throwing an open house party at mine, curry and alcohol supplied, good music guaranteed

Who's coming ?

You have to be part of The Clique to get named

Can I come to your party and will you make Chicken Dhansak please. "

My knees are the Only thing that clique these days(I blame playing football and falling out of trees and off motorbikes)

That's Dana, cookie, incandescent and chunky all confirmed and coming to the Billy no mates "alternative" party.

Meet at my local and we'll see what kind of d*unken fun the evening holds before wobbling back to mine for food and music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering the people I’ll meet at other parties, I’d like to extend an invitation to:

Transgirl

TeaMonkey

Exquisite Deviance

Lil Miss Mischief

Peachfuzz

F&B

Féminine Virtue

No other reason than I’m curious about them.

Oh and you should expect more wine than food. But there will be crêpes Suzette.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"To any other Billy no mates not selected for the dinner party's above

Please don't despair as I'm throwing an open house party at mine, curry and alcohol supplied, good music guaranteed

Who's coming ? "

Looks like this is where it's at - I'm in Sam!

I'll come fully loaded with ice chilled Cobra's and Kingfisher's...

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"This is my invite list -

Mary fucking Poppins coz I just love the name.

Girth_minge_fire, seems to come across as intriguing, I need to meet him to see if it's true.

Nora the explorer - she is bolshy like me.

Annabelle 21, she's kind and has a nice ass.

Chunky gent, he's lovely. "

Thanks Jade - it's all true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To any other Billy no mates not selected for the dinner party's above

Please don't despair as I'm throwing an open house party at mine, curry and alcohol supplied, good music guaranteed

Who's coming ?

Looks like this is where it's at - I'm in Sam!

I'll come fully loaded with ice chilled Cobra's and Kingfisher's..."

My Nick name is kingfisher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Considering the people I’ll meet at other parties, I’d like to extend an invitation to:

Transgirl

TeaMonkey

Exquisite Deviance

Lil Miss Mischief

Peachfuzz

F&B

Féminine Virtue

No other reason than I’m curious about them.

Oh and you should expect more wine than food. But there will be crêpes Suzette.

"

I might be fashionably late, but with plenty of edible treats in tow

Thanks

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"To any other Billy no mates not selected for the dinner party's above

Please don't despair as I'm throwing an open house party at mine, curry and alcohol supplied, good music guaranteed

Who's coming ?

Looks like this is where it's at - I'm in Sam!

I'll come fully loaded with ice chilled Cobra's and Kingfisher's...

My Nick name is kingfisher "

Are you ice chilled?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Considering the people I’ll meet at other parties, I’d like to extend an invitation to:

Transgirl

TeaMonkey

Exquisite Deviance

Lil Miss Mischief

Peachfuzz

F&B

Féminine Virtue

No other reason than I’m curious about them.

Oh and you should expect more wine than food. But there will be crêpes Suzette.

"

Crepes Feed me now oh curious one!

Peach x

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"To any other Billy no mates not selected for the dinner party's above

Please don't despair as I'm throwing an open house party at mine, curry and alcohol supplied, good music guaranteed

Who's coming ? "

I love a good curry!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Considering the people I’ll meet at other parties, I’d like to extend an invitation to:

Transgirl

TeaMonkey

Exquisite Deviance

Lil Miss Mischief

Peachfuzz

F&B

Féminine Virtue

No other reason than I’m curious about them.

Oh and you should expect more wine than food. But there will be crêpes Suzette.

"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"This is my invite list -

Mary fucking Poppins coz I just love the name.

Girth_minge_fire, seems to come across as intriguing, I need to meet him to see if it's true.

Nora the explorer - she is bolshy like me.

Annabelle 21, she's kind and has a nice ass.

Chunky gent, he's lovely. "

Aww thanks Jade...I'd be in good company my lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know many of you but I'll stick my ore in anyway.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I don't know many of you but I'll stick my ore in anyway. "
hi x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I don't know many of you but I'll stick my ore in anyway. "

Good afternoon. You look sweet and innocent.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"To any other Billy no mates not selected for the dinner party's above

Please don't despair as I'm throwing an open house party at mine, curry and alcohol supplied, good music guaranteed

Who's coming ?

Looks like this is where it's at - I'm in Sam!

I'll come fully loaded with ice chilled Cobra's and Kingfisher's..."

You sound perfect to help me keep these hotties entertained.

Cobras and kingfishers are a perfect accompaniment as well so 10/10 for thoughtfulness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late to join, OP?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"To any other Billy no mates not selected for the dinner party's above

Please don't despair as I'm throwing an open house party at mine, curry and alcohol supplied, good music guaranteed

Who's coming ?

Looks like this is where it's at - I'm in Sam!

I'll come fully loaded with ice chilled Cobra's and Kingfisher's...

You sound perfect to help me keep these hotties entertained.

Cobras and kingfishers are a perfect accompaniment as well so 10/10 for thoughtfulness "

We'll have them licking korma sauce off our cocks I reckon!

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Am I too late to join, OP?"

Of course not - you're always welcome...

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"5 people for my party.......

Sexi.Lexi - it’s a given she’ll be there. Can’t have a party without her

DurtyAV - would be perfect to have her sit on my lap

Buxom Bunny - the life and soul of the party

Mazza80 - she’d definitely get the party started

K_and_R - one of the sexiest couples on fab and hoping I get to corrupt them

What a party that would be "

Obvs that you can’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late to join, OP?

Of course not - you're always welcome..."

I'll join the funny bunch then cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To any other Billy no mates not selected for the dinner party's above

Please don't despair as I'm throwing an open house party at mine, curry and alcohol supplied, good music guaranteed

Who's coming ? "

Meeee

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"To any other Billy no mates not selected for the dinner party's above

Please don't despair as I'm throwing an open house party at mine, curry and alcohol supplied, good music guaranteed

Who's coming ?

Meeee "

Me too please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To any other Billy no mates not selected for the dinner party's above

Please don't despair as I'm throwing an open house party at mine, curry and alcohol supplied, good music guaranteed

Who's coming ?

Meeee

Me too please "

I think instead of a party with just 5 guests we should all have one big party and mingle ....

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