FabSwingers.com forum: Men and their cocks.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Men ...

Why are you so cock obsessed?

If your a straight male ( not Fab straight )

Why?

I want one for a few days so I can understand

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Don't know what you mean...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have one too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'est la vie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human beings are hugely sexually driven, it's what's made the human race so successful. Human sexual evolution has been largely driven by mans desire to procreate - it's in-built, an innate desire.

Modern society has also helped drive men to be size obsessed, money obsessed, bigger, stronger, better etc.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Burt - my nob, is a verily fascinating fellow. I take him everywhere with me and oh what adventures we’ve had over the years.

Hmmmm.....sounds like an Enid Blyton plot?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Men ...

Why are you so cock obsessed?

If your a straight male ( not Fab straight )

Why?

I want one for a few days so I can understand

I'm more obsessed with boobs to be fair

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Men ...

Why are you so cock obsessed?

If your a straight male ( not Fab straight )

Why?

I want one for a few days so I can understand

I'm more obsessed with boobs to be fair

Sounds like you've talked yourself in to a swap there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they're awesome. You're just jealous because you cant willy dance!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Burt - my nob, is a verily fascinating fellow. I take him everywhere with me and oh what adventures we’ve had over the years.

Hmmmm.....sounds like an Enid Blyton plot? "

Does he have little outfits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because they're awesome. You're just jealous because you cant willy dance!

I am actually ....

I want to be able to helicopter

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Burt - my nob, is a verily fascinating fellow. I take him everywhere with me and oh what adventures we’ve had over the years.

Hmmmm.....sounds like an Enid Blyton plot?

Does he have little outfits?"

He he - He has a little rubber Rain Mack that I sometimes dress him in.....ahem....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuinely, I'm not obsessed by my cock. I do admire it's work though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they're awesome. You're just jealous because you cant willy dance!

I am actually ....

I want to be able to helicopter

I knew it! And we can write with them!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Because they're awesome. You're just jealous because you cant willy dance!

I am actually ....

I want to be able to helicopter

I knew it! And we can write with them! "

True story

Nobody said we could write well...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Burt - my nob, is a verily fascinating fellow. I take him everywhere with me and oh what adventures we’ve had over the years.

Hmmmm.....sounds like an Enid Blyton plot?

Does he have little outfits?

He he - He has a little rubber Rain Mack that I sometimes dress him in.....ahem....

Got to keep him protected in severe weather conditions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll lend mine out for a few days..... (someone had to say it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not obsessed with mine, women are!

(Did I say that out loud?)

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I don't like mine

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Girls you can borrow mine for the day but you must collect in person and wash it before you hand it back

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I like to dress mine in Sylvanian Families outfits. I always keep the receipts though as he doesn't like to wear the same outfit twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men ...

Why are you so cock obsessed?

If your a straight male ( not Fab straight )

Why?

I want one for a few days so I can understand

Cos it feels great to play with.....

and evening better when it’s being played with!! Hahaha

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Hmmmm.....sounds like an Enid Blyton plot? "

Yes, the one involving Big Ears, Bill (who, except for the school tunic, looked exactly like a boy), lashings of ginger beer and Timmy the dog.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I like to dress mine in Sylvanian Families outfits. I always keep the receipts though as he doesn't like to wear the same outfit twice."

I think I love you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dress mine in Sylvanian Families outfits. I always keep the receipts though as he doesn't like to wear the same outfit twice."

I'd have kept them, you never know when a dufflecoat and flat cap could come in handy

Mind you, expensive little outfits if you're buying them! I like your quick fashion savvy

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Men ...

Why are you so cock obsessed?

If your a straight male ( not Fab straight )

Why?

I want one for a few days so I can understand

I'm more obsessed with boobs to be fair

Sounds like you've talked yourself in to a swap there

I've heard if you eat lots of the cheapest supermarket chicken you can find, you can actually grow a pair of boobs........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not like we can take a pic of our cleavage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to dress mine in Sylvanian Families outfits. I always keep the receipts though as he doesn't like to wear the same outfit twice."

Are Sylvanian Families those creepy little Hedgehogs in outfits?

Hahahaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not like we can take a pic of our cleavage?"

I like arms, big strong arms

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I like to dress mine in Sylvanian Families outfits. I always keep the receipts though as he doesn't like to wear the same outfit twice.

Are Sylvanian Families those creepy little Hedgehogs in outfits?

Hahahaaaa

Yes, you know what to expect in my next video...

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I like to dress mine in Sylvanian Families outfits. I always keep the receipts though as he doesn't like to wear the same outfit twice.

I think I love you."

I am pretty loveable to be fair

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"Men ...

Why are you so cock obsessed?

If your a straight male ( not Fab straight )

Why?

I want one for a few days so I can understand

Why not? As obsessions go, it's a fairly harmless one.

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Men ...

Why are you so cock obsessed?

If your a straight male ( not Fab straight )

Why?

I want one for a few days so I can understand

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you can have my cock for a few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dress mine in Sylvanian Families outfits. I always keep the receipts though as he doesn't like to wear the same outfit twice.

Are Sylvanian Families those creepy little Hedgehogs in outfits?

Hahahaaaa

Yes, you know what to expect in my next video..."

Now we know why the site goes slow every night.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I like to dress mine in Sylvanian Families outfits. I always keep the receipts though as he doesn't like to wear the same outfit twice.

Are Sylvanian Families those creepy little Hedgehogs in outfits?

Hahahaaaa

Yes, you know what to expect in my next video...

Now we know why the site goes slow every night. "

Because of this?

fabswingers.com site news: Performance issues with the site last night (Monday) meant that pages were slow/unavailable between 10pm and 12pm. Not OK. We're extending all site supporter passes by four hours so no-one loses out. We're working non-stop behind the scenes on fixing matters. (Common question: Is it because of new video? Answer: No, video is on separate infrastructure)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dress mine in Sylvanian Families outfits. I always keep the receipts though as he doesn't like to wear the same outfit twice."

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Men ...

Why are you so cock obsessed?

If your a straight male ( not Fab straight )

Why?

I want one for a few days so I can understand

Its not a real obsession. Its more just something that grew on me over the years...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dress mine in Sylvanian Families outfits. I always keep the receipts though as he doesn't like to wear the same outfit twice.

Are Sylvanian Families those creepy little Hedgehogs in outfits?

Hahahaaaa

Yes, you know what to expect in my next video...

Now we know why the site goes slow every night.

Because of this?

They're not going to openly admit it's because the site is flooded with horny women watching Mr M's hedgehog cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just get the chopper swinging, Ive got all the wrong motion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they're awesome. You're just jealous because you cant willy dance!

I am actually ....

I want to be able to helicopter

You couldn't handle the helicopter

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By *erlinMan
over a year ago

bristol

Snap more obsessed with boobs than the size of my cock

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We work out at a young age that our todger are special. We know they feel nice and we have an instinct that we can have a lot more fun with them than just going to the toilet. Luke

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Because they are really attached to it and have to shake it quite a few times a day... tis just natural

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Some of us are more than just a cock.

Errrrm......

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Because they are really attached to it and have to shake it quite a few times a day... tis just natural "

To be fair we really are really attached to it. We have a deep connection almost like we are joined as one.

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