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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Today, be a bit Ironic if I got caught speeding on the way there

What can I expect? I did one a long time ago but can't really remember it.

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

Your memory must be the reason you are doing it a 2 nd time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Damn I forgot that 99.9% of forum users don't break the law, and are upstanding model citizens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I forgot that 99.9% of forum users don't break the law, and are upstanding model citizens "

You may get biscuits there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I forgot that 99.9% of forum users don't break the law, and are upstanding model citizens

You may get biscuits there"

Idk I don’t drive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn I forgot that 99.9% of forum users don't break the law, and are upstanding model citizens

You may get biscuits there

Idk I don’t drive "

Sorry I was transfixed on your boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its 4 hours of pure boredom. you have to answer some questions and the worst part is, you have to talk to other people

And there is always someone there who is an absolute know it all, even though hes there for the same reason you are.

I've done 2 now and I've got another 3 points on there way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I forgot that 99.9% of forum users don't break the law, and are upstanding model citizens

You may get biscuits there

Idk I don’t drive

Sorry I was transfixed on your boobs"

Happens to the best of us

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Today, be a bit Ironic if I got caught speeding on the way there

What can I expect? I did one a long time ago but can't really remember it.

"

Prepare to be bored and made to feel like a very naughty boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its 4 hours of pure boredom. you have to answer some questions and the worst part is, you have to talk to other people

And there is always someone there who is an absolute know it all, even though hes there for the same reason you are.

I've done 2 now and I've got another 3 points on there way "

You are aware of your speed but don't care for laws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speeding is wrong

Doing it twice shows you didn't learn the first time .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its 4 hours of pure boredom. you have to answer some questions and the worst part is, you have to talk to other people

And there is always someone there who is an absolute know it all, even though hes there for the same reason you are.

I've done 2 now and I've got another 3 points on there way

You are aware of your speed but don't care for laws "

In my defence. I missed the speed limit change because I was texting someone. Don't judge me, nobody is perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its 4 hours of pure boredom. you have to answer some questions and the worst part is, you have to talk to other people

And there is always someone there who is an absolute know it all, even though hes there for the same reason you are.

I've done 2 now and I've got another 3 points on there way

You are aware of your speed but don't care for laws

In my defence. I missed the speed limit change because I was texting someone. Don't judge me, nobody is perfect "

Of cf ourse there are perfect people, just look at some of the comments above,I'm sure they are hamish

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By *ecrets4everCouple
over a year ago

X


"Today, be a bit Ironic if I got caught speeding on the way there

What can I expect? I did one a long time ago but can't really remember it.

"

I could have tolerated mine a little better if the trainer hadn’t been so dreadfully patronising. At the end he stated the difference between him and us was that he has observation skills and reacts to the cameras accordingly.

His veiled admission that he speeds undermined the whole course content.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

i did driver awareness course instead of speed awareness, brilliant course. completely changed how i drive, to the point where its more enjoyable, safer, and more efficient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I forgot that 99.9% of forum users don't break the law, and are upstanding model citizens "
nobody who drives can avoid speeding it may only be one or two miles per hour but you cant avoid it, you've just been lucky if you haven't been caught

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Today, be a bit Ironic if I got caught speeding on the way there

What can I expect? I did one a long time ago but can't really remember it.

"

Sheer boredom if I'm honest as the two who did mine were patronising which set the tone

Others have done them and the instructors made it interesting so people participated apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I genuinely learned some useful stuff on mine. It wasn’t too bad

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I just paid up and took the points. They sound dreadful.

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By *exualPleasuresMan
over a year ago

west Yorkshire


"Today, be a bit Ironic if I got caught speeding on the way there

What can I expect? I did one a long time ago but can't really remember it.

Prepare to be bored and made to feel like a very naughty boy."

I can only assume from this that the course involves re-enacting scenes from monty python....”he’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Am I going to have to leave fab now iv broken the law?

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By *aserblade2Man
over a year ago

hastings


"Damn I forgot that 99.9% of forum users don't break the law, and are upstanding model citizens

You may get biscuits there"
I got biscuits and coffee when I went there most expensive coffee and biscuits I have ever had

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

Boring ...reminded me of first day at college

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Today, be a bit Ironic if I got caught speeding on the way there

What can I expect? I did one a long time ago but can't really remember it.

"

Someone was late to mine as they were in a crash on the road outside the building where the course was taking place

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I just paid up and took the points. They sound dreadful. "

Me too.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I just paid up and took the points. They sound dreadful.

Me too."

They're definitely not awful, just a bit boring really.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Thankfully I've never got one... ( Luck and good awareness I think)

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown

Mine was ok... Except for the twat who had to argue the toss on every point, and keep on about how he'd been fit up for hos ticket.

The instructor kept telling him that there's a set curriculum and every time he argued he was just making the day longer. I had a word with him in the break, but he didn't stop.

I learned a couple of new things, and no points so it was worth doing.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

If any of you are caught speeding you should be sent to me for a good old fashioned spanking over my knee....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today, be a bit Ironic if I got caught speeding on the way there

What can I expect? I did one a long time ago but can't really remember it.

Prepare to be bored and made to feel like a very naughty boy.

I can only assume from this that the course involves re-enacting scenes from monty python....”he’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!”

"

Pmsl xxx

Brilliant

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown


"If any of you are caught speeding you should be sent to me for a good old fashioned spanking over my knee.... "

Be right back... Off to do 120mph past a school until I'm caught.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never done a speed awareness course

IV never been given the option to do it

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"Never done a speed awareness course

IV never been given the option to do it "

I went past one this week. I think I might have been going quicker than I should... I’m waiting in limbo now hoping that I wasn’t!

I’ll have to spank myself if I have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't wish to worry you OP but to satisfy extinction rebellion the government have just introduced castration if you were 5 miles or more above the speed limit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well that was very informative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was very informative "

Did you learn lots and lots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was very informative "

Xox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well that was very informative

Did you learn lots and lots?"

Yes quite a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was very informative

Did you learn lots and lots?

Yes quite a lot"

That’ll teach ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well that was very informative

Did you learn lots and lots?

Yes quite a lot

That’ll teach ya"
hopefully

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I didn't mind doing mine, I did learn a few things and there is always a twat who thinks he knows better than everyone else and he shouldn't be there.

The ironic thing is that I was on my way to a CPC course(something all lorry drivers have to attend) on defensive driving when I got caught.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't mind doing mine, I did learn a few things and there is always a twat who thinks he knows better than everyone else and he shouldn't be there.

The ironic thing is that I was on my way to a CPC course(something all lorry drivers have to attend) on defensive driving when I got caught. "

There was a twat,who thought he knew everything, his name was kevin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any of you are caught speeding you should be sent to me for a good old fashioned spanking over my knee.... "

Think we would all be speeding on purpose then ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasnt even offered one! Straight to 3 points and a £100 fine!

Mind you, I was doing 58 in a 40 so I got off very lightly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's a boring course i admit and mate to suck eggs on times, but the law is the law

if you don't learn something new i would be shocked, i did !

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Dash you can’t criticise people for doing the right thing - not everyone is a rule breaker. By that I mean me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today, be a bit Ironic if I got caught speeding on the way there

What can I expect? I did one a long time ago but can't really remember it.

"

I knew I liked you.

Expect to be shown lots of bends in the road that look perfectly doable at 60mph, but turn out to be 30mph bends..

Because some people are just full idiot when it comes to driving ability.

Expect that one person who asks loads of questions and drags them all out with personal anecdotes that having fuck all to do with driving.

Expect lots of bored people.

One guy reversed into another in the car park at the end of the session I went on.

I also flirted with and was flirted at, by a rather young and sexy looking.. newly engaged young woman!

Anything could happen! Don't expect the last two things.. my course was unusually entertaining.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dash you can’t criticise people for doing the right thing - not everyone is a rule breaker. By that I mean me "

The guy said, people drive over the speed limit at least 5 times a day,unless the have limiter on

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

You've just reminded me, I need to book in for my course

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Dash you can’t criticise people for doing the right thing - not everyone is a rule breaker. By that I mean me

The guy said, people drive over the speed limit at least 5 times a day,unless the have limiter on"

I put the limiter on unless on motorway then it's the cruise.

(Work)

It is easy to creep up over the speed limit at times, even when your paying attention to the road and other users, if you keep up with them, all of a sudden you may be 3-5mph over the limit.

My "friend" has been over the limit a few times in his life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a driving instructor

I applied to be a trainer for the speed awarnes,

But when it was full of the most pretentious instructors i ever met so i never pursued it ,and they did not pay the instructors enought to make it worth your while so the good instructors

Would not do it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't mind that course tbh.

Next time I do it will be a bore tho

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Dash you can’t criticise people for doing the right thing - not everyone is a rule breaker. By that I mean me

The guy said, people drive over the speed limit at least 5 times a day,unless the have limiter on"

True enough.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Today, be a bit Ironic if I got caught speeding on the way there

What can I expect? I did one a long time ago but can't really remember it.

"

I heard a case where someone was stopped for speeding on the way to one of those courses and he was also caught for drink driving.

He should have went to the idiot awareness course instead.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I didn't mind doing mine, I did learn a few things and there is always a twat who thinks he knows better than everyone else and he shouldn't be there.

The ironic thing is that I was on my way to a CPC course(something all lorry drivers have to attend) on defensive driving when I got caught.

There was a twat,who thought he knew everything, his name was kevin"

Did you ask sit around and say "my name is .... and I'm a speeder"?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Damn I forgot that 99.9% of forum users don't break the law, and are upstanding model citizens "

It's only 96.42, but still quite high

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"If any of you are caught speeding you should be sent to me for a good old fashioned spanking over my knee.... "
I’ll be up for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's a boring course i admit and mate to suck eggs on times, but the law is the law

if you don't learn something new i would be shocked, i did !"

It was boring and the know it alls made it annoying. But a few of us learned some useful tips.

I think they should force all drivers to do regular refresher courses.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

With a name like Dash i take it you are always in a rush.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've been done for speeding once in my life, about 4 years ago.

I was going so outrageously fast that I had to pay a fine and wasn't even allowed the option of attending a course

I was doing 65mph on a Motorway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been done for speeding once in my life, about 4 years ago.

I was going so outrageously fast that I had to pay a fine and wasn't even allowed the option of attending a course

I was doing 65mph on a Motorway "

Through roadworks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't mind doing mine, I did learn a few things and there is always a twat who thinks he knows better than everyone else and he shouldn't be there.

The ironic thing is that I was on my way to a CPC course(something all lorry drivers have to attend) on defensive driving when I got caught.

There was a twat,who thought he knew everything, his name was kevin

Did you ask sit around and say "my name is .... and I'm a speeder"?"

No, we had to write our names on a card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I forgot that 99.9% of forum users don't break the law, and are upstanding model citizens "

Did my second one last year and it was quite interesting and made you think in places.

Most expensive plastic cup ever though £90. I still use it at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I got caught today driving works car.. ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never done a speed awareness course

IV never been given the option to do it "

Oops, like driving VERY fast do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say yes and no when prompted and sign the register. And be aware of the slowness of your day...... I'd rather have points and a fine......

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Atleast you have that option .....no such thing north of the border.

Caught speeding ...you pay the fine and accept the points.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got to do one next month,it’ll be my second one...I clearly didn’t learn the first time around.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So as it turns out a lot of fab are not hamish people, just the ones on their high horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did one 4 years ago. Actually made me aware of bad habits

Flirted with the guy next to me we're still friends on LinkedIn

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By *r-OrangeMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"did one 4 years ago. Actually made me aware of bad habits

Flirted with the guy next to me we're still friends on LinkedIn "
so do you call that speed dating then ?

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By *es-sMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Totally bored is what you'll get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got cought going through a restricted area paid the 100 pound fired and done the one day course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its 4 hours of pure boredom. you have to answer some questions and the worst part is, you have to talk to other people

And there is always someone there who is an absolute know it all, even though hes there for the same reason you are.

I've done 2 now and I've got another 3 points on there way "

And we still drive fast. I blame the car for not liking to be driven slowly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Totally bored is what you'll get "

Parts were boring, but overall it was informative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its 4 hours of pure boredom. you have to answer some questions and the worst part is, you have to talk to other people

And there is always someone there who is an absolute know it all, even though hes there for the same reason you are.

I've done 2 now and I've got another 3 points on there way

You are aware of your speed but don't care for laws

In my defence. I missed the speed limit change because I was texting someone. Don't judge me, nobody is perfect "

It's easily done , a nightmare trying to text and drive without spilling your pint.

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By *isko91Man
over a year ago

Halifax

Happens to most people at some point.. even the most careful drivers.. 4 hours of pure boredom for you ??

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