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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

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By *hom01Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes "

Good Morning - You've got one of the best bums on the site ..

. I'm guessing you're about to be bombarded with requests !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes "

Love and happiness

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I’d like to steal your doc Martyn’s and then your black basque. And run around the fields shouting catch me catch me and if you do then my wish would come true ?!?!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Next week’s winning lottery numbers, please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

Love and happiness"

This one is easy. A packet of Pickled onion monster munch. On the way!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes "

Can I please have a time turner so I can achieve all of my jobs and chores today so I can play tomorrow... pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

Love and happiness

This one is easy. A packet of Pickled onion monster munch. On the way!"

Bliss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like to steal your doc Martyn’s and then your black basque. And run around the fields shouting catch me catch me and if you do then my wish would come true ?!?! "

Juice. We’re still banned from Travelodge in Sutton Coldfield because if you doing this in the breakfast bar. Are you sure you want a repeat in a field???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes "

My mum always told me ‘I want never gets’ so in the interest of being polite, may I have your telephone number please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Next week’s winning lottery numbers, please. "

You sir are way too boring. Try again

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

A day off work to catch up on sleep. Life is heptic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes "
a meet for some good old sexy fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

Can I please have a time turner so I can achieve all of my jobs and chores today so I can play tomorrow... pretty please "

Sending an alarm clock. Wake up earlier in future... alternatively remember that all work and no play is not good for your health so play away with my blessing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

My mum always told me ‘I want never gets’ so in the interest of being polite, may I have your telephone number please? "

01244 24456213. From three years ago. Next!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A day off work to catch up on sleep. Life is heptic "

Sending you an oversized dildo. Insert, damage, back to bed. Can I phone your boss and explain?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes a meet for some good old sexy fun"

Do you not understand this is Fab, the land of opportunity? Start messaging man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to meet for some sexy fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

Love and happiness

This one is easy. A packet of Pickled onion monster munch. On the way!"

Got any Flamin' Hot?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"I’d like to steal your doc Martyn’s and then your black basque. And run around the fields shouting catch me catch me and if you do then my wish would come true ?!?!

Juice. We’re still banned from Travelodge in Sutton Coldfield because if you doing this in the breakfast bar. Are you sure you want a repeat in a field???"

That was different. And you promised you’d never mention that again. I was only trying to get some extra hash browns. This time it’s different , you said you’d give me a sporting chance and I thought with the open fields. I’d be able to get away quicker. Besides you said you’d only do it again in a soft meadow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

Good Morning - You've got one of the best bums on the site ..

. I'm guessing you're about to be bombarded with requests !!"

What’s yer point and more importantly, your wish??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

Love and happiness

This one is easy. A packet of Pickled onion monster munch. On the way!

Got any Flamin' Hot? "

Do I look like a corner shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

Love and happiness

This one is easy. A packet of Pickled onion monster munch. On the way!

Got any Flamin' Hot?

Do I look like a corner shop?"

Never seen such a sexy corner shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish i could find a lady to give me a phone sex call.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I have an eye test in a couple of hours and I'm really not in the mood for being asked multiple times "is this better or this?" as I can never decide,can you please magic it so I can leave my eye's with then for a while whilst I go clothes shopping,ta very much!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like to steal your doc Martyn’s and then your black basque. And run around the fields shouting catch me catch me and if you do then my wish would come true ?!?!

Juice. We’re still banned from Travelodge in Sutton Coldfield because if you doing this in the breakfast bar. Are you sure you want a repeat in a field???

That was different. And you promised you’d never mention that again. I was only trying to get some extra hash browns. This time it’s different , you said you’d give me a sporting chance and I thought with the open fields. I’d be able to get away quicker. Besides you said you’d only do it again in a soft meadow "

Ok ok. I’m ready to dance with the fairies again

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes "

I want a new job incandescent, what can you do for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish i could find a lady to give me a phone sex call. "

Hmmm. Cheryl is available but only speaks Russian?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tickets for Thurs Celtic game

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

For my voice to come back and my cold to be gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

Love and happiness

This one is easy. A packet of Pickled onion monster munch. On the way!

Got any Flamin' Hot?

Do I look like a corner shop?"

No, corner shops generally have less in the way of peachy arse. You have, however, already admitted to having Monster Munch. I need something spicy, and since you're not here...

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Just get rid of my aches and pains do I can walk the dogs again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have an eye test in a couple of hours and I'm really not in the mood for being asked multiple times "is this better or this?" as I can never decide,can you please magic it so I can leave my eye's with then for a while whilst I go clothes shopping,ta very much!"

Nooo! You, gorgeous woman might end up looking like the pigeon lady if you can’t see what you’re buying. I’d never be able to live with myself! Instead I grant you an amazing, naked optician...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

I want a new job incandescent, what can you do for me? "

Sex Slave? Naked cleaner? Go go dancer? A cutie like you could easily do any of these. You’re just looking in the wrong places...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tickets for Thurs Celtic game"

Tickets for the 10000 piece Celtic jigsaw game sent!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I wish to see my mam one last time failing that I wish to bend you over and slide my que into your hot pink pocket

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For my voice to come back and my cold to be gone. "

Share my recipe- loads of grated ginger in lemonade....

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By *iptonblokeMan
over a year ago

tipton

Well i have to agree with 1 comment made great arse but what i need is a couple of headache tablets and a love lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

Love and happiness

This one is easy. A packet of Pickled onion monster munch. On the way!

Got any Flamin' Hot?

Do I look like a corner shop?

No, corner shops generally have less in the way of peachy arse. You have, however, already admitted to having Monster Munch. I need something spicy, and since you're not here..."

Charmer

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By *un1966Man
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Love pickled onion Monster Munch ??

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

I want a new job incandescent, what can you do for me?

Sex Slave? Naked cleaner? Go go dancer? A cutie like you could easily do any of these. You’re just looking in the wrong places..."

Sex slave eh? Are you on the market for one perchance?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Can I get a good cocking and to be less ill please? Ta.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just get rid of my aches and pains do I can walk the dogs again "

Send me a description of your ideal lover and I’ll see what I can do. I’m not too good at making plastercine sculptures though so not too difficult eh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I get a good cocking and to be less ill please? Ta."

Wish granted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish to see my mam one last time failing that I wish to bend you over and slide my que into your hot pink pocket "

Come on then if you’re here in the next 10 mins I’ll accommodate your cue...

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I wish to see my mam one last time failing that I wish to bend you over and slide my que into your hot pink pocket

Come on then if you’re here in the next 10 mins I’ll accommodate your cue..."
on my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well i have to agree with 1 comment made great arse but what i need is a couple of headache tablets and a love lol "

You need a trip to Boots and then church. They’re always on about spreading the love...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

I want a new job incandescent, what can you do for me?

Sex Slave? Naked cleaner? Go go dancer? A cutie like you could easily do any of these. You’re just looking in the wrong places...

Sex slave eh? Are you on the market for one perchance? "

Got one yesterday but ladies? Anyone???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I get a good cocking and to be less ill please? Ta."

You need no help from me gorgeous but sending cockerel soup

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

I want a new job incandescent, what can you do for me?

Sex Slave? Naked cleaner? Go go dancer? A cutie like you could easily do any of these. You’re just looking in the wrong places...

Sex slave eh? Are you on the market for one perchance?

Got one yesterday but ladies? Anyone???"

*Crosses fingers and toes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to rewind time a couple of weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to rewind time a couple of weeks "

Is time traveling allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a FFM threesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to rewind time a couple of weeks "

Sending out my old video player and a few vids. You can forward and rewind at your leisure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to rewind time a couple of weeks

Is time traveling allowed"

I like to keep things real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tickets for Thurs Celtic game

Tickets for the 10000 piece Celtic jigsaw game sent!"

Do I get a ticket if I complete it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a FFM threesome "

Again? What happened to the one from an hour ago?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha.. I just want to be healthy.

Good morning fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to work for me

Please

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I need some excitement, I've been ill and stuck indoors for 3 weeks, can you help me out my lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tickets for Thurs Celtic game

Tickets for the 10000 piece Celtic jigsaw game sent!

Do I get a ticket if I complete it "

Be precise! A ticket for what? The Goombay Dance Band revival?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a FFM threesome

Again? What happened to the one from an hour ago?"

I had one an hour ago ?

Who with!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm wishing for F&B to take me up the anus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha.. I just want to be healthy.

Good morning fairy "

Vitamins Grasshopper. Food. Exercise. Sleep. And sex. Need help with any of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tickets for Thurs Celtic game

Tickets for the 10000 piece Celtic jigsaw game sent!

Do I get a ticket if I complete it

Be precise! A ticket for what? The Goombay Dance Band revival?"

Naw the Celtic game. Your a shite genie if you canny mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go to work for me

Please "

Ok. Can I be my normal lovable self? Better start looking for a new job if yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need some excitement, I've been ill and stuck indoors for 3 weeks, can you help me out my lovely "

Always. I shall find you the perfect sandwich at the Heathrow Social...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a FFM threesome

Again? What happened to the one from an hour ago?

I had one an hour ago ?

Who with!"

Rude!!! No wonder you’re not successful. Svetlana and Bunny are crying in the corner now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm wishing for F&B to take me up the anus "

Why ffs? Your arse demands worshipping, you have hundreds of admirers to choose from

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tickets for Thurs Celtic game

Tickets for the 10000 piece Celtic jigsaw game sent!

Do I get a ticket if I complete it

Be precise! A ticket for what? The Goombay Dance Band revival?

Naw the Celtic game. Your a shite genie if you canny mind "

One wish per person and the jigsaw game sounds more interesting anyways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a FFM threesome

Again? What happened to the one from an hour ago?

I had one an hour ago ?

Who with!

Rude!!! No wonder you’re not successful. Svetlana and Bunny are crying in the corner now!"

I'm sorry, I'll bring them wine, chocolate and apology bear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a FFM threesome

Again? What happened to the one from an hour ago?

I had one an hour ago ?

Who with!

Rude!!! No wonder you’re not successful. Svetlana and Bunny are crying in the corner now!

I'm sorry, I'll bring them wine, chocolate and apology bear "

Too late and your reputation is in tatters...

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Next week’s winning lottery numbers, please.

You sir are way too boring. Try again "

Ok. My cock in your mouth, please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a FFM threesome

Again? What happened to the one from an hour ago?

I had one an hour ago ?

Who with!

Rude!!! No wonder you’re not successful. Svetlana and Bunny are crying in the corner now!

I'm sorry, I'll bring them wine, chocolate and apology bear

Too late and your reputation is in tatters..."

What rep

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I get a good cocking and to be less ill please? Ta.

You need no help from me gorgeous but sending cockerel soup "

Pffft you can't get your wishes like you used to in the old days.

I can grant you a wish OP!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Next week’s winning lottery numbers, please.

You sir are way too boring. Try again

Ok. My cock in your mouth, please! "

You have 10 minutes from now. I’m a busy lady...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I get a good cocking and to be less ill please? Ta.

You need no help from me gorgeous but sending cockerel soup

Pffft you can't get your wishes like you used to in the old days.

I can grant you a wish OP! "

I shall indulge the sick one. Ok. Make him want me

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I would really like a puppy. Not in one of those seedy ‘would you like to come and see my puppies’ but a real puppy. Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha.. I just want to be healthy.

Good morning fairy

Vitamins Grasshopper. Food. Exercise. Sleep. And sex. Need help with any of them?"

Sleep

Others I manage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha.. I just want to be healthy.

Good morning fairy

Vitamins Grasshopper. Food. Exercise. Sleep. And sex. Need help with any of them?

Sleep

Others I manage"

Shall I send you the Screwfix catalogue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha.. I just want to be healthy.

Good morning fairy

Vitamins Grasshopper. Food. Exercise. Sleep. And sex. Need help with any of them?

Sleep

Others I manage

Shall I send you the Screwfix catalogue?"

throw it. The impact should knock me down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha.. I just want to be healthy.

Good morning fairy

Vitamins Grasshopper. Food. Exercise. Sleep. And sex. Need help with any of them?

Sleep

Others I manage

Shall I send you the Screwfix catalogue?

throw it. The impact should knock me down. "

Be warned. I’m shite at hitting targets but here it comes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wishes required. I have all I need

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No wishes required. I have all I need "

Why post then?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I get a good cocking and to be less ill please? Ta.

You need no help from me gorgeous but sending cockerel soup

Pffft you can't get your wishes like you used to in the old days.

I can grant you a wish OP!

I shall indulge the sick one. Ok. Make him want me "

Your wish is my command. You'll have to rub my lamp though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I get a good cocking and to be less ill please? Ta.

You need no help from me gorgeous but sending cockerel soup

Pffft you can't get your wishes like you used to in the old days.

I can grant you a wish OP!

I shall indulge the sick one. Ok. Make him want me

Your wish is my command. You'll have to rub my lamp though. "

You are so needy today...

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I need some excitement, I've been ill and stuck indoors for 3 weeks, can you help me out my lovely

Always. I shall find you the perfect sandwich at the Heathrow Social..."

I'll send you my hit (oooooops) I mean wish list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to meet a sexy couple from fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No wishes required. I have all I need

Why post then?"

Just because.....

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Ooooh I’d like to be Madame of Fab and set everyone up on meets!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Ooooh I’d like to be Madame of Fab and set everyone up on meets! "

Uh oh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be slimmer and richer...can you do that please? I don't have the will power left for my diet or the patience to wait on a lottery win (or nice rich man) I'm tired of working my ass off too! Xx

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Ooooh I’d like to be Madame of Fab and set everyone up on meets!

Uh oh... "

I reckons I could do a good job!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes "

Can you get me the hell out of here please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish for Madame to set me up

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I wish for Madame to set me up "

I have someone tall and masculine in mind for you. But with a sensitive soul and very funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish for Madame to set me up

I have someone tall and masculine in mind for you. But with a sensitive soul and very funny."

I’ll take him!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Ooooh I’d like to be Madame of Fab and set everyone up on meets!

Uh oh...

I reckons I could do a good job! "

Maybe! I'd be amused to find out who you set me up with. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait, no, I have a wish......

......I really, really, really, really wish that everyone could just be CONTENT, accept the wonderful world and their wonderful selves as it is and they are.....

* bursts into John Lennon *

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love to meet a sexy couple from fab"

So start messaging then you lazy so and so...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh I’d like to be Madame of Fab and set everyone up on meets! "

You already are sweetness. Start a thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to be slimmer and richer...can you do that please? I don't have the will power left for my diet or the patience to wait on a lottery win (or nice rich man) I'm tired of working my ass off too! Xx"

Sit down sweetheart and listen. Being thin and rich does not solve problems but create a whole new set of them. The grass is always greener. Will send Gustav round to give you a nice massage though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

Can you get me the hell out of here please "

Sending a flying Uber right now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait, no, I have a wish......

......I really, really, really, really wish that everyone could just be CONTENT, accept the wonderful world and their wonderful selves as it is and they are.....

* bursts into John Lennon *

"

Sending you the addresses of local support groups you can join and help out at...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like someone to make me poached eggs and a nap - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like someone to make me poached eggs and a nap - Mrs "

Mr can do the eggs but pray tell. How do I make a nap???

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Hang on ... where’s my puppy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like someone to make me poached eggs and a nap - Mrs

Mr can do the eggs but pray tell. How do I make a nap???"

You’re the magical one... ooh get someone to do the chores I need to do while I nap?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hang on ... where’s my puppy? "

I’ve walked it, fed it, played ball with it and now it’s fast asleep so you have some time for you. I’m nice like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like someone to make me poached eggs and a nap - Mrs

Mr can do the eggs but pray tell. How do I make a nap???

You’re the magical one... ooh get someone to do the chores I need to do while I nap? "

You lady are greedy. Already got Mr to do your bidding, how many more do you want ffs??

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

Can you get me the hell out of here please

Sending a flying Uber right now..."

You’re a star, thank you!

Let me know if I can help you in return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes "

I wish to tickle your inner thighs with my whiskers

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hearing you say I can't take anymore...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes "

Please can I have a a younger,nymphomaniac lingerie model Scandinavian girl about to inherit billions from her dad's business empire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new laptop would be nice. Failing that how about we fulfil something for you instead of you for us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like someone to make me poached eggs and a nap - Mrs

Mr can do the eggs but pray tell. How do I make a nap???

You’re the magical one... ooh get someone to do the chores I need to do while I nap?

You lady are greedy. Already got Mr to do your bidding, how many more do you want ffs??"

Hha Mr can’t do anything he’s at work. I will just do my chores and make some eggs maybe lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of an impossible request but here goes.

Can you help me understand what goes on in a woman's head?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

I wish to tickle your inner thighs with my whiskers

Fuzz"

You are always welcome. Come kn then and make my wish come true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hearing you say I can't take anymore... "

Never going to happen but let’s give it a go eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

Please can I have a a younger,nymphomaniac lingerie model Scandinavian girl about to inherit billions from her dad's business empire"

He’s. Sending you a cardboard cutout now... please do not get wet though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A new laptop would be nice. Failing that how about we fulfil something for you instead of you for us?"

I love you. Most just want to take take take...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like someone to make me poached eggs and a nap - Mrs

Mr can do the eggs but pray tell. How do I make a nap???

You’re the magical one... ooh get someone to do the chores I need to do while I nap?

You lady are greedy. Already got Mr to do your bidding, how many more do you want ffs??

Hha Mr can’t do anything he’s at work. I will just do my chores and make some eggs maybe lol "

Oooh love to see a woman take control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A night alone away from the kids with a nice woman for us to have as a plaything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bit of an impossible request but here goes.

Can you help me understand what goes on in a woman's head? "

Darling. Do you want to spend the rest of your life in therapy? A man couldn’t take it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A night alone away from the kids with a nice woman for us to have as a plaything "

So am I the babysitter or the play thing?

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By *bumsonMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I would like an endangered species of some kind to cuddle please

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By *azinga71Man
over a year ago

Angus

I’d like a picture of you with your face covered in cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like an endangered species of some kind to cuddle please "

Sending you a bumble bee...

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By *bumsonMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Ooh good choice. Not the obvious which I like. I’m buzzing already

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like a picture of you with your face covered in cum "

Keep dreaming darling only do that for friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A night alone away from the kids with a nice woman for us to have as a plaything

So am I the babysitter or the play thing?"

Let us see your CV and we will decide after

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A night alone away from the kids with a nice woman for us to have as a plaything

So am I the babysitter or the play thing?

Let us see your CV and we will decide after "

Ok I have experience of both

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By *azinga71Man
over a year ago

Angus


"I’d like a picture of you with your face covered in cum

Keep dreaming darling only do that for friends "

Heartbroken now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like someone to make me poached eggs and a nap - Mrs

Mr can do the eggs but pray tell. How do I make a nap???

You’re the magical one... ooh get someone to do the chores I need to do while I nap?

You lady are greedy. Already got Mr to do your bidding, how many more do you want ffs??

Hha Mr can’t do anything he’s at work. I will just do my chores and make some eggs maybe lol

Oooh love to see a woman take control "

Want some eggs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes "

Share me with two female friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like someone to make me poached eggs and a nap - Mrs

Mr can do the eggs but pray tell. How do I make a nap???

You’re the magical one... ooh get someone to do the chores I need to do while I nap?

You lady are greedy. Already got Mr to do your bidding, how many more do you want ffs??

Hha Mr can’t do anything he’s at work. I will just do my chores and make some eggs maybe lol

Oooh love to see a woman take control

Want some eggs? "

I love eggs. Seriously. Could easily eat them every day. On my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

Share me with two female friends "

You wouldn’t even cope with me sweetheart never mind two of my friends. Not out to kill anyone today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A genuine couple that meet single lads would be nice! I seem to be finding all the wrong ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes "

breakfast to get me through today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A genuine couple that meet single lads would be nice! I seem to be finding all the wrong ones "

Join my masterclass in making choices. Sending you an invite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A genuine couple that meet single lads would be nice! I seem to be finding all the wrong ones

Join my masterclass in making choices. Sending you an invite "

Invite accepted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

breakfast to get me through today? "

Sending 509 packets of instant porridge. You’re welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A night alone away from the kids with a nice woman for us to have as a plaything

So am I the babysitter or the play thing?

Let us see your CV and we will decide after

Ok I have experience of both "

Lol apparently we are out of your age range, get ready to read peppa pig bedtime stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

breakfast to get me through today?

Sending 509 packets of instant porridge. You’re welcome."

509? i can eat but i think even thats overkill for me cheers tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A night alone away from the kids with a nice woman for us to have as a plaything

So am I the babysitter or the play thing?

Let us see your CV and we will decide after

Ok I have experience of both

Lol apparently we are out of your age range, get ready to read peppa pig bedtime stories "

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girlfriend for K Oooh and a coffee in bed please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A night alone away from the kids with a nice woman for us to have as a plaything

So am I the babysitter or the play thing?

Let us see your CV and we will decide after

Ok I have experience of both

Lol apparently we are out of your age range, get ready to read peppa pig bedtime stories "

Awww. Love pepper pig

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

breakfast to get me through today?

Sending 509 packets of instant porridge. You’re welcome.

509? i can eat but i think even thats overkill for me cheers tho "

The small single sized ones...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A girlfriend for K Oooh and a coffee in bed please "

Bring K to talk to me.... oooh I have a single packet of Nescafé that I nicked from the last hotel.. sending it... you’re welcome

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Could you please send Kelly Brook and Holly Willoughbooby to my shop . Just for a nice chat of course x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

Share me with two female friends

You wouldn’t even cope with me sweetheart never mind two of my friends. Not out to kill anyone today "

You lied to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok who wished for me lol I was having a. Nice coffee lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could you please send Kelly Brook and Holly Willoughbooby to my shop . Just for a nice chat of course x"

I like you so couldn’t do that...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

Share me with two female friends

You wouldn’t even cope with me sweetheart never mind two of my friends. Not out to kill anyone today

You lied to me "

You want to die?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I wish for more wishes? Or am I just being a greedy girl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A girlfriend for K Oooh and a coffee in bed please

Bring K to talk to me.... oooh I have a single packet of Nescafé that I nicked from the last hotel.. sending it... you’re welcome "

I'll send her along momentarily Oooh thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I wish for more wishes? Or am I just being a greedy girl? "

I like you. Wish away...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Could you please send Kelly Brook and Holly Willoughbooby to my shop . Just for a nice chat of course x

I like you so couldn’t do that..."
I'm flattered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like someone to make me poached eggs and a nap - Mrs

Mr can do the eggs but pray tell. How do I make a nap???

You’re the magical one... ooh get someone to do the chores I need to do while I nap?

You lady are greedy. Already got Mr to do your bidding, how many more do you want ffs??

Hha Mr can’t do anything he’s at work. I will just do my chores and make some eggs maybe lol

Oooh love to see a woman take control

Want some eggs?

I love eggs. Seriously. Could easily eat them every day. On my way "
see now you motivated me to do my chores so you don’t see the mess when you arrive! magic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like a picture of you with your face covered in cum

Keep dreaming darling only do that for friends "

I'd like a picture of you with your face covered in cum, please.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like a picture of you with your face covered in cum

Keep dreaming darling only do that for friends

I'd like a picture of you with your face covered in cum, please.

Fuzz"

I’ll send when I have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like a picture of you with your face covered in cum

Keep dreaming darling only do that for friends

I'd like a picture of you with your face covered in cum, please.

Fuzz

I’ll send when I have one "

Make our own?

Fuzz

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes "

The menapause to be over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A girlfriend for K Oooh and a coffee in bed please

Bring K to talk to me.... oooh I have a single packet of Nescafé that I nicked from the last hotel.. sending it... you’re welcome

I'll send her along momentarily Oooh thanks "

Can I come on Thursday? I have to go to work today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

The menapause to be over? "

Ach darling. I can do wishes but not miracles.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"A day off work to catch up on sleep. Life is heptic

Sending you an oversized dildo. Insert, damage, back to bed. Can I phone your boss and explain? "

Sure I will pm his number. Bad girl

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

The menapause to be over?

Ach darling. I can do wishes but not miracles."

Damn!

OK an unending supply of gin, til it's over then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell me what you want and I’ll see what I can do...

Warning: my brain works in strange ways sometimes

The menapause to be over?

Ach darling. I can do wishes but not miracles.

Damn!

OK an unending supply of gin, til it's over then "

That I can do. In all flavours and pretty bottles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 22/10/19 10:30:13]"

Oh dear.. yes you can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have a gang bang with Emkins, NSAChick, Saffron, Sexi Lexi, Durtyav and of course your good self pretty please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i have a gang bang with Emkins, NSAChick, Saffron, Sexi Lexi, Durtyav and of course your good self pretty please "

Ask them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i have a gang bang with Emkins, NSAChick, Saffron, Sexi Lexi, Durtyav and of course your good self pretty please

Ask them "

I thought you was here to make wishes come true?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i have a gang bang with Emkins, NSAChick, Saffron, Sexi Lexi, Durtyav and of course your good self pretty please

Ask them

I thought you was here to make wishes come true? "

I can’t force anyone to do something they don’t want. Now if you’re happy with Doris, Violet, George, Daisy and Joey...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Oh alas, this thread is almost at at end! If you could but grant one more wish, can you get people to reply when I want them to? Thanks sugartits, xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i have a gang bang with Emkins, NSAChick, Saffron, Sexi Lexi, Durtyav and of course your good self pretty please

Ask them

I thought you was here to make wishes come true?

I can’t force anyone to do something they don’t want. Now if you’re happy with Doris, Violet, George, Daisy and Joey..."

Chuck yourself into that mix and you've got a deal

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I have an eye test in a couple of hours and I'm really not in the mood for being asked multiple times "is this better or this?" as I can never decide,can you please magic it so I can leave my eye's with then for a while whilst I go clothes shopping,ta very much!

Nooo! You, gorgeous woman might end up looking like the pigeon lady if you can’t see what you’re buying. I’d never be able to live with myself! Instead I grant you an amazing, naked optician..."

Where's the complaints dept he wasn't naked?!

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