FabSwingers.com forum: 1st fab date

By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago

Derry

Paddy the Irishman goes on his 1st fab date.

He arranges to meet her at a pub carpark.

She takes the lead and says Paddy we will go for a long drive in the country and he agrees.

They drive for about an hour and she says Paddy pull into the next lay by and i will give you a quick hand job so Paddy does as he is told. Pulls into the lay by and takes down his trousers.

She thinks Paddy is a bit gulliable so she says Paddy i forgot to tell you earlier on that i am a full time hooker and if you still want a hand job it will cost you £25.

Paddy pays her £25 and she gives him the best hand job he ever had.

She then says right Paddy lets get back to the town now i am in a hurry but Paddy just sat there looking out the window for a few minutes and then said i forgot to tell you earlier on i am a full time taxi driver and if you still want that lift back to the town it will cost you £35.

By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago

Derry

"Paddy the Irishman goes on his 1st fab date.

He arranges to meet her at a pub carpark.

She takes the lead and says Paddy we will go for a long drive in the country and he agrees.

They drive for about an hour and she says Paddy pull into the next lay by and i will give you a quick hand job so Paddy does as he is told. Pulls into the lay by and takes down his trousers.

She thinks Paddy is a bit gulliable so she says Paddy i forgot to tell you earlier on that i am a full time hooker and if you still want a hand job it will cost you £25.

Paddy pays her £25 and she gives him the best hand job he ever had.

Its hard to know wheather it was the fact he was Irish or a taxi driver that he wasnt going to be caught out. Maybe the both.

By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago

Derry

"I think I've seen that episode of FakeTaxi

I dont know how the fake taxi driver manages to get a living between giving free fares and paying £100 out for a flash of tits in the mirror...