FabSwingers.com forum: Who wants my last Rolo?

By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Forever the quintessential gentleman, I always like to offer up my last Rolo to that somebody very special.

Would you like my last Rolo on this particular occasion?

Please tell me why you are deserving of this chocolatey treat and why I should pick you?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

No! I refuse to take it. You keep it, the last rolo is a personal and sacred thing. I could never dream of doing such a thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which end did you open first? And can you guarantee you opened the top first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much as I would love your last Rolo I only like them if they’ve been in the freezer and they’re super cold , I’m guessing yours have been in your hand a while ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't rolo's a bit chavvy?

I do miss the advert for Cadbury Caramel ftom th '80's with the sexy bunny with the narsty westcountry accent. That was true marketing sophistication that....!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I don't want your last rolo, I want the whole pack.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I don’t know about Rolo’s but the old boy in the Werthers Original adverts looked like he needed a DBS check.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know about Rolo’s but the old boy in the Werthers Original adverts looked like he needed a DBS check....."

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I don’t like Rolo’s.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Aren't rolo's a bit chavvy?

I do miss the advert for Cadbury Caramel ftom th '80's with the sexy bunny with the narsty westcountry accent. That was true marketing sophistication that....!"

You accusing me of being chavvy?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know about Rolo’s but the old boy in the Werthers Original adverts looked like he needed a DBS check....."

Does anyone buy them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't rolo's a bit chavvy?

I do miss the advert for Cadbury Caramel ftom th '80's with the sexy bunny with the narsty westcountry accent. That was true marketing sophistication that....!

You accusing me of being chavvy?!!

Never sir!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Rolos are so low rent.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Thank you for your kind offer I shall decline, I'm not feeling chocolate and caramel treats at the moment.

Even if you shove it up my

Lady parts and suck it out!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I'll swap you for a Milky Way I have

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Rolos are so low rent."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love it but im fasting.... but once its gone you can eat some of my candy as a reward for being such a gent

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"As much as I would love your last Rolo I only like them if they’ve been in the freezer and they’re super cold , I’m guessing yours have been in your hand a while ? "

I've only ever frozen a boost, to the shop to purchase rolos I go

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I don’t like Rolo’s. "

Ah, but it comes with a large G&T (garnished with fresh cucumber)

...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I don’t know about Rolo’s but the old boy in the Werthers Original adverts looked like he needed a DBS check.....

Does anyone buy them?"

Not me - they’re akin to chewing on a tube of super glue.

I remember the decidedly creepy song that accompanied the advert though; Something about a child’s sweet laughter filling the air.

Bloody sinister it was

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I don’t like Rolo’s.

Ah, but it comes with a large G&T (garnished with fresh cucumber)

..."

Not a good mix

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I'd love it but im fasting.... but once its gone you can eat some of my candy as a reward for being such a gent

Now I like this offer!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’m sure you have a whole packet of last Rolo’s!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Aren't rolo's a bit chavvy?

So true.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I’m sure you have a whole packet of last Rolo’s!!!

Whatever can you mean?!!

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Aren't rolo's a bit chavvy?

So true.

Only if consumed whilst wearing bright white Reebok Classic trainers and a Superdry hoodie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't rolo's a bit chavvy?

I do miss the advert for Cadbury Caramel ftom th '80's with the sexy bunny with the narsty westcountry accent. That was true marketing sophistication that....!"

I refer ppl to my shite phone post..... this is not representative of what my mind and fingers intended......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised you eat rolo's with them being so 'cheap'.. I thought you'd be more of a 'lindt' kind of guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As much as I would love your last Rolo I only like them if they’ve been in the freezer and they’re super cold , I’m guessing yours have been in your hand a while ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As much as I would love your last Rolo I only like them if they’ve been in the freezer and they’re super cold , I’m guessing yours have been in your hand a while ?

I've only ever frozen a boost, to the shop to purchase rolos I go

I want some now! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love both your asses .let me rim you both .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D and L so sexxxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love both your asses .let me rim you both . "

Thanks but not sure you will reach from the US !

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"As much as I would love your last Rolo I only like them if they’ve been in the freezer and they’re super cold , I’m guessing yours have been in your hand a while ?

I've only ever frozen a boost, to the shop to purchase rolos I go

I want some now! X"

I'll share the whole pack, not like the OP

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Love both your asses .let me rim you both . "

Not quite what I expected from a Rolo's thread!

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"As much as I would love your last Rolo I only like them if they’ve been in the freezer and they’re super cold , I’m guessing yours have been in your hand a while ?

I've only ever frozen a boost, to the shop to purchase rolos I go

I want some now! X

I'll share the whole pack, not like the OP

Creep!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never actually had a rolo!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"As much as I would love your last Rolo I only like them if they’ve been in the freezer and they’re super cold , I’m guessing yours have been in your hand a while ?

I've only ever frozen a boost, to the shop to purchase rolos I go

I want some now! X

I'll share the whole pack, not like the OP

Creep!!

Sozza GMF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can fly it to the Mull of Kintyre I’ll have it

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’m sure you have a whole packet of last Rolo’s!!!

Lex pm me when you get time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As much as I would love your last Rolo I only like them if they’ve been in the freezer and they’re super cold , I’m guessing yours have been in your hand a while ?

I've only ever frozen a boost, to the shop to purchase rolos I go

I want some now! X

I'll share the whole pack, not like the OP

Creep!!

Sozza GMF

Don’t apologise!!! I would love your Rolos and will get you a Boost in return!

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"If you can fly it to the Mull of Kintyre I’ll have it "

I'll place it on a conveyor belt with a cuddly toy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No you keep it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love both your asses .let me rim you both .

Not quite what I expected from a Rolo's thread!

Me either but nice to be noticed all the same!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"As much as I would love your last Rolo I only like them if they’ve been in the freezer and they’re super cold , I’m guessing yours have been in your hand a while ?

I've only ever frozen a boost, to the shop to purchase rolos I go

I want some now! X

I'll share the whole pack, not like the OP

Creep!!

Sozza GMF

Don’t apologise!!! I would love your Rolos and will get you a Boost in return!"

Yay for frozen chocolate! It's good to try new things, not watersports though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As much as I would love your last Rolo I only like them if they’ve been in the freezer and they’re super cold , I’m guessing yours have been in your hand a while ?

I've only ever frozen a boost, to the shop to purchase rolos I go

I want some now! X

I'll share the whole pack, not like the OP

Creep!!

Sozza GMF

Don’t apologise!!! I would love your Rolos and will get you a Boost in return!

Yay for frozen chocolate! It's good to try new things, not watersports though

Definitely not whilst eating good chocolate

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"As much as I would love your last Rolo I only like them if they’ve been in the freezer and they’re super cold , I’m guessing yours have been in your hand a while ?

I've only ever frozen a boost, to the shop to purchase rolos I go

I want some now! X

I'll share the whole pack, not like the OP

Creep!!

Sozza GMF

Don’t apologise!!! I would love your Rolos and will get you a Boost in return!

Yay for frozen chocolate! It's good to try new things, not watersports though

Definitely not whilst eating good chocolate

True that. Do you need anything else from the shop whilst I'm there? I don't wanna go twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As much as I would love your last Rolo I only like them if they’ve been in the freezer and they’re super cold , I’m guessing yours have been in your hand a while ?

I've only ever frozen a boost, to the shop to purchase rolos I go

I want some now! X

I'll share the whole pack, not like the OP

Creep!!

Sozza GMF

Don’t apologise!!! I would love your Rolos and will get you a Boost in return!

Yay for frozen chocolate! It's good to try new things, not watersports though

Definitely not whilst eating good chocolate

True that. Do you need anything else from the shop whilst I'm there? I don't wanna go twice

Maybe some nice vodka in case we fancy a little drink ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm deserving of your last rollo because it's my Birthday

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"As much as I would love your last Rolo I only like them if they’ve been in the freezer and they’re super cold , I’m guessing yours have been in your hand a while ?

I've only ever frozen a boost, to the shop to purchase rolos I go

I want some now! X

I'll share the whole pack, not like the OP

Creep!!

Sozza GMF

Don’t apologise!!! I would love your Rolos and will get you a Boost in return!

Yay for frozen chocolate! It's good to try new things, not watersports though

Definitely not whilst eating good chocolate

True that. Do you need anything else from the shop whilst I'm there? I don't wanna go twice

Maybe some nice vodka in case we fancy a little drink ?"

Absolutely. I can be quite rowdy when I've had a tipple though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have your last rolo? I'll eat it from your penis if that will help to seal the deal.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Can I have your last rolo? I'll eat it from your penis if that will help to seal the deal. "

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'm deserving of your last rollo because it's my Birthday

You can have a whole pack happy birthday, no sexual connection either.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I open both ends and eat those two first so never have this problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm deserving of your last rollo because it's my Birthday

You can have a whole pack happy birthday, no sexual connection either. "

Hi thank you

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I open both ends and eat those two first so never have this problem

What is this witchcraft?! The forums teach me so much

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I open both ends and eat those two first so never have this problem

What is this witchcraft?! The forums teach me so much

Solves all arguments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As much as I would love your last Rolo I only like them if they’ve been in the freezer and they’re super cold , I’m guessing yours have been in your hand a while ?

I've only ever frozen a boost, to the shop to purchase rolos I go

I want some now! X

I'll share the whole pack, not like the OP

Creep!!

Sozza GMF

Don’t apologise!!! I would love your Rolos and will get you a Boost in return!

Yay for frozen chocolate! It's good to try new things, not watersports though

Definitely not whilst eating good chocolate

True that. Do you need anything else from the shop whilst I'm there? I don't wanna go twice

Maybe some nice vodka in case we fancy a little drink ?

Absolutely. I can be quite rowdy when I've had a tipple though

Ooooh getting rowdy on a school night, love that idea! X

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Can I have your last rolo? I'll eat it from your penis if that will help to seal the deal. "

Well you're certainly in contention for my last Rolo!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't take your last rolo, but you have made me want to go and buy my own so I can have the whole pack

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