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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Enlighten me! Had a shite day and need cheering up haha

By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Fell off the swing, landed on the roundabout

By *ady-HathorWoman
over a year ago

Unicorn land

Couple years ago met a lady for a social and I stupidly told her no one is home back at mine if things were to go further.

Well she turned up and looked nothing like her pic at all! So much so I didn’t even recognise her when she turned up. And to be frank she was really not a looker. Made no effort in her appearance, no teeth, looked rough as hell.

I was in Starbucks with her and she kept feeling up my leg and making a move on me.

Every time she tried to lean in for a kiss I put my cup to my face for a sip even when it was empty lol. In the end I had to say I urgently need to shoot off as I didn’t have the heart to tell her no.

But oh so awkward and others around us in Starbucks no doubt could sense the awkwardness between us lol xx

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I sat on a swing in the park and both chains snapped

By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I managed to get stuck in a childs swing, was only slightly tipsy

By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I once did a double loop while wearing nothing but a tutu

By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

A group of us went on a trip to Bavaria when I was in my 20's. part of the trip we went on a chair lift type cable car ride thingy (just a seat not enclosed)

So I thought it would be a good idea to put my arms out to the side and loudly to the dam busters theme.. Until the ride came to a stop and over the tannoy came Achtung Achtung nine schvinging, Attention Attention no swinging