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By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago

Derry

I had a girl message me asking for a date.

I replied: no thanks.

She replied: any raisens?

I replied: no not current-ly.

She replied: have you any nuts?

I replied: just my girlfriend Hazel but she is straight.

She sounds like some sort of a fruit cake.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I had a girl message me asking for a date.

I replied: no thanks.

She replied: any raisens?

I replied: no not current-ly.

She replied: have you any nuts?

I replied: just my girlfriend Hazel but she is straight.

She sounds like some sort of a fruit cake.

Was she from Dundee?

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"I had a girl message me asking for a date.

I replied: no thanks.

She replied: any raisens?

I replied: no not current-ly.

She replied: have you any nuts?

I replied: just my girlfriend Hazel but she is straight.

She sounds like some sort of a fruit cake.

Maybe she was a damsen in distress x

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"I had a girl message me asking for a date.

I replied: no thanks.

She replied: any raisens?

I replied: no not current-ly.

She replied: have you any nuts?

I replied: just my girlfriend Hazel but she is straight.

She sounds like some sort of a fruit cake.

Maybe she was a damsen in distress x"

Damson!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Yet another cake thread? You lot are off your loaf...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm pretty sure that the cake is a lie anyway

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I'm pretty sure that the cake is a lie anyway

Moist definitely

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

Don't worry about it Madeira

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By *ent and bratCouple
over a year ago

here there everywhere

"I had a girl message me asking for a date.

I replied: no thanks.

She replied: any raisens?

I replied: no not current-ly.

She replied: have you any nuts?

I replied: just my girlfriend Hazel but she is straight.

She sounds like some sort of a fruit cake.

You should bring her flour's sounds like it would really raise her up

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By *inks_apeyCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I had a girl message me asking for a date.

I replied: no thanks.

She replied: any raisens?

I replied: no not current-ly.

She replied: have you any nuts?

I replied: just my girlfriend Hazel but she is straight.

She sounds like some sort of a fruit cake.

You should bring her flour's sounds like it would really raise her up "

Or some red velvet shoes

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By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago

Derry

Do you ever notice how some fruit cake has lots of dates?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm a fruit cake and don't get any.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Was she from Eccles?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Careful! You're on a rocky road there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry about it Madeira "

Ha ha ha that made me laugh a lot

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I had a girl message me asking for a date.

I replied: no thanks.

She replied: any raisens?

I replied: no not current-ly.

She replied: have you any nuts?

I replied: just my girlfriend Hazel but she is straight.

She sounds like some sort of a fruit cake.

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By *rimtonMan
over a year ago

Bromley

Sounds like she bakes well for a tart

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I had a girl message me asking for a date.

I replied: no thanks.

She replied: any raisens?

I replied: no not current-ly.

She replied: have you any nuts?

I replied: just my girlfriend Hazel but she is straight.

She sounds like some sort of a fruit cake.

recipe for disaster there

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