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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom."

- Albert Einstein

Clever bugger he was

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Albert Einstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Albert Einstein"

He obviously played Angry Birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God does not play dice.

Albert Einstein

but I bet he would have been good at the roulette table

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Albert Einstein

He obviously played Angry Birds

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That was Afred Itchy cock wernt it?

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

BBC Breakfast this morning!

Bill: What do you think of the Governments handling of the fuel crisis?

Petrol Station Representative: They handled it very badly, frightening people and causing panic! Now the petrol station stocks are so low, that there may be a shortage over Easter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"male only playing today"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not broken, its modified.

me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""male only playing today""

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of all the things i have lost i miss my mind the most

Ozzy Osborne

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had a good wank over an ex girlfriend last night. Yeah ok I no its wrong but what can I say, I still have a key and shes a very heavy sleeper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.

They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.

Rita Rudner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Emo Philips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanx to gravity the earth blimmin sucks these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't touch you with his!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde

Between two evils, I always choose the one I haven’t tried before. Mae West

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. Jacky Mason

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better

It's not the men in my life that counts -- it's the life in my men

Mae West

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The least you expect, the more you will receive.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I can resist everything but temptation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Change is inevitable except from a vending machine

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt - Mark Twain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt - Mark Twain

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Whats your excuse then? haha x

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt - Mark Twain

Whats your excuse then? haha x"

Cheeky twunt pmsl

Here's one for you Timbers

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory - Paul Fix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt - Mark Twain

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I once got banned for a week for saying that to someone lol.. left off the Mark Twain reference though so maybe it was for plagiarism

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt - Mark Twain

I once got banned for a week for saying that to someone lol.. left off the Mark Twain reference though so maybe it was for plagiarism "

If banned for quoting genius - then shame....if plagiarism then you should have got a good flogging as well

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

A little dated now but this makes me chuckle.

Muhammed Ali, world boxing champion on a flight.

Flight Attendant : "Sir, would you fasten your seat belt please."

Muhanned Ali : "Superman don't need to fasten his seatbelt."

Flight Attendant : "Sir, Superman don't need no plane."

Ali buckled up.

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