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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just in case anyone reads me and I've typed some unforgivable shite on here, or I've said I want to rim your world or my typing is even more ridiculous than usual - I have a new phone (or shine as it likes to call itself) and it will not do as my chubby little fingers instruct.......

Keyboard reset coming on.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As you were, I'm not expecting replies..... Xx

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

My fingers aren't fat but the tips seem wide, makes writing anything on the phone fucking frustrating so I know what you mean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My fingers aren't fat but the tips seem wide, makes writing anything on the phone fucking frustrating so I know what you mean. "

Haha, my fingers worked fine on the old one (ish). I just put this thread on so I can refer to it when I get in trouble later.... ....like an apology in advance....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op! I feel your pain! Im a total div with phones and apparently have chips for fingers too!

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown

The trick is to allow your phone to suggest words, but not autocarrot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op! I feel your pain! Im a total div with phones and apparently have chips for fingers too!"

I bet they're more like skinny fries....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The trick is to allow your phone to suggest words, but not autocarrot. "

Too late now, it's taken over....! I think new phones are a bit like bumholes tbh, take it very gently to begin with and you get all the benefits. I just blasted in like we were old friends and it's now spelling words with numbers....

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown


"The trick is to allow your phone to suggest words, but not autocarrot.

Too late now, it's taken over....! I think new phones are a bit like bumholes tbh, take it very gently to begin with and you get all the benefits. I just blasted in like we were old friends and it's now spelling words with numbers...."

Excellent analogy mate. So you're saying you're up to the elbow now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The trick is to allow your phone to suggest words, but not autocarrot.

Too late now, it's taken over....! I think new phones are a bit like bumholes tbh, take it very gently to begin with and you get all the benefits. I just blasted in like we were old friends and it's now spelling words with numbers....

Excellent analogy mate. So you're saying you're up to the elbow now? "

Bloody phone confusing friendships with bumholes.... .....yes buddy, with no lube......

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown


"The trick is to allow your phone to suggest words, but not autocarrot.

Too late now, it's taken over....! I think new phones are a bit like bumholes tbh, take it very gently to begin with and you get all the benefits. I just blasted in like we were old friends and it's now spelling words with numbers....

Excellent analogy mate. So you're saying you're up to the elbow now?

Bloody phone confusing friendships with bumholes.... .....yes buddy, with no lube......"

Your phone is confusing the words friendships and bumholes? You must have one hell of a social life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op! I feel your pain! Im a total div with phones and apparently have chips for fingers too!

I bet they're more like skinny fries...."

Ha! Sweet potato??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op! I feel your pain! Im a total div with phones and apparently have chips for fingers too!

I bet they're more like skinny fries....

Ha! Sweet potato??"

See i was actually trying to type "bless you"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op! I feel your pain! Im a total div with phones and apparently have chips for fingers too!

I bet they're more like skinny fries....

Ha! Sweet potato??

See i was actually trying to type "bless you" "

Jesus be with you too my child....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Just in case anyone reads me and I've typed some unforgivable shite on here, or I've said I want to rim your world or my typing is even more ridiculous than usual - I have a new phone (or shine as it likes to call itself) and it will not do as my chubby little fingers instruct.......

Keyboard reset coming on.....

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op! I feel your pain! Im a total div with phones and apparently have chips for fingers too!

I bet they're more like skinny fries....

Ha! Sweet potato??

See i was actually trying to type "bless you"

Jesus be with you too my child...."

No amount of hail Mary's

Are cleasing this little Mrs K

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op! I feel your pain! Im a total div with phones and apparently have chips for fingers too!

I bet they're more like skinny fries....

Ha! Sweet potato??

See i was actually trying to type "bless you"

Jesus be with you too my child....

No amount of hail Mary's

Are cleasing this little Mrs K "

If you cant be good then excel at being naughty

(That came out as I'd yiu canter be good then executed at being naughty...)

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

I hate it when new phone models dont type the same as the one previous and i wish one of the things you could swap over from old to new is your dictionary. As you spend ages trying to type something sexy and the new phone isnt yet aware that im a pervert x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate it when new phone models dont type the same as the one previous and i wish one of the things you could swap over from old to new is your dictionary. As you spend ages trying to type something sexy and the new phone isnt yet aware that im a pervert x "

None of my phones ever seemed to understand that I'm only sexy with certain ppl, or that I only use abusive language with close friends. Worker/wanker, most/moist etc.....

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown


"I hate it when new phone models dont type the same as the one previous and i wish one of the things you could swap over from old to new is your dictionary. As you spend ages trying to type something sexy and the new phone isnt yet aware that im a pervert x "

I'm assuming you have an apple. My keyboard preferences and dictionary have followed me through my last few android phones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate it when new phone models dont type the same as the one previous and i wish one of the things you could swap over from old to new is your dictionary. As you spend ages trying to type something sexy and the new phone isnt yet aware that im a pervert x

I'm assuming you have an apple. My keyboard preferences and dictionary have followed me through my last few android phones. "

Nah, an android but I switched from.my trust Xperia to a Samsung and it's all Samsungy and I doooooont liiiieke etttttt....

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown


"I hate it when new phone models dont type the same as the one previous and i wish one of the things you could swap over from old to new is your dictionary. As you spend ages trying to type something sexy and the new phone isnt yet aware that im a pervert x

I'm assuming you have an apple. My keyboard preferences and dictionary have followed me through my last few android phones.

Nah, an android but I switched from.my trust Xperia to a Samsung and it's all Samsungy and I doooooont liiiieke etttttt.... "

Ah, ok Switch to an app like 'SwiftKey' it's excellent and you'll get to keep some consistency.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I think my phone deliberately puts the wrong thing. It’s not me. It can’t be me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate it when new phone models dont type the same as the one previous and i wish one of the things you could swap over from old to new is your dictionary. As you spend ages trying to type something sexy and the new phone isnt yet aware that im a pervert x

I'm assuming you have an apple. My keyboard preferences and dictionary have followed me through my last few android phones.

Nah, an android but I switched from.my trust Xperia to a Samsung and it's all Samsungy and I doooooont liiiieke etttttt....

Ah, ok Switch to an app like 'SwiftKey' it's excellent and you'll get to keep some consistency. "

That's not a bad idea, I used to have swiftkey on my previous phone and loved it. This Samsung narsty shite is, well, a bit shite....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think my phone deliberately puts the wrong thing. It’s not me. It can’t be me "

Babs you are utterly pure and innocent my lovely

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"I hate it when new phone models dont type the same as the one previous and i wish one of the things you could swap over from old to new is your dictionary. As you spend ages trying to type something sexy and the new phone isnt yet aware that im a pervert x

I'm assuming you have an apple. My keyboard preferences and dictionary have followed me through my last few android phones. "
Don't swear at me... and no.. had Samsung but it hasn't kept it all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need to be really alert with this pos, I just went to type a love heart aka love in brackets and it put in lice ffs....

(I wonder if there actually is a fab emoji for lice.... )

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