FabSwingers.com forum: Ridiculously long profiles

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

I usually skip to the photos

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure! "

novelists eh...?

Most ladies are quite keen on a bit of 'Fly Fishing by J R Hartleigh'

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure! "

How long is too long? 5 lines 10 lines? 20 lines? for me its not how long it is its how boring it gets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Most of the time you get halfway and if you are an Incurable insomniac hey presto! You are cured x

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By *aughtyNurse999Woman
over a year ago

Fabville !!!

mine is pretty long lol its an epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u think there should be a limit on whats written? and if so, how much do you think would be appropriate?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure! "

bit rich that coming from a one and a half line profile...

p.s the site hasn't started charging "by the word" quite yet...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Men in particular you will find will peruse very casually through a profile picking up para phrases which capture their lust ie: I adore anal! I love sucking cock! Etc! The ones that mean something to them! They are not interested in rambling comments about their thousand dislikes and their one like! So I think a paragraph is more than adequate xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a long profile, People who can not be bothered to read it all are people i don't want to meet.

My choice.

Just as you not reading long profiles is your choice.

Simple really don't ye think, No real mystery

Kat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People can have what they like on there profile, if someone doesn't like it, plenty more to view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a long profile, People who can not be bothered to read it all are people i don't want to meet.

My choice.

Just as you not reading long profiles is your choice.

Simple really don't ye think, No real mystery

Kat x"

Couldnt agree more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" They are not interested in rambling comments about their thousand dislikes and their one like! xxx"

Says a hell of a lot

Kat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually skip to the photos

Same here. No point reading a novel if the ending's shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hence you saying at the bottom of your profile "if you've got this far you deserve a blue Peter badge! " you will find most people won't read that far x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men in particular you will find will peruse very casually through a profile picking up para phrases which capture their lust ie: I adore anal! I love sucking cock! Etc! The ones that mean something to them! They are not interested in rambling comments about their thousand dislikes and their one like! So I think a paragraph is more than adequate xxx"

Thank you for your input

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure! "

An extremly long profile which would take no more than a few mins of your time to read, tells you all you need to

know without endless amounts of one million and one questions on what my likes and dislikes are because its there for you to read if you take the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that make me chuckle are those that say, "If you reply please put XXXXX in the subject line so I know you've read my profile properly."

What sorta guarantee is that then?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure! "

And people wonder why single men get a bad rep...

Op, if u cant be bothered to read a profile, it doesnt suggest much for your sexual technique

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I know we should all have the same profile, one line saying ..... here to ****

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it's friendly and entertaining, I don't mind how long a profile is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones that make me chuckle are those that say, "If you reply please put XXXXX in the subject line so I know you've read my profile properly."

What sorta guarantee is that then?

One that works (see profile) if its not in the subject box it gets deleted...simples.

Kat x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure!

And people wonder why single men get a bad rep...

Op, if u cant be bothered to read a profile, it doesnt suggest much for your sexual technique

To be fair to the OP, if he wanted to shag JK Rowling she'd probably expect him to have read at least one of her novels but for an ordinary mortal on a swinging site a couple of lines will do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe if people read the profile they would know what the other person is lookin, that way it saves thier's and your time, ie sendin a wink to a smoker when you don't smoke or askin for bi action when they don't swing that way

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure!

And people wonder why single men get a bad rep...

Op, if u cant be bothered to read a profile, it doesnt suggest much for your sexual technique

I don't follow at all how someones reluctance to read affects his sexual prowess..

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

" They are not interested in rambling comments about their thousand dislikes and their one like! xxx

I'm kinda in agreement with this, although maybe not quite in the OP's original context....I look at a profile and see the shouty list of THOU SHALT NOTs and I click away....If something catches my interest in the first coupla paragraphs then I'll read it even if it is LOTR Pts 1 - 3

On the other hand, if I see a one liner profile or a "Will fill in later" (User been on site over a year) then I click away from that too (unless the pix are amazing)

Guess it all boils down to good ol' personal preference

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Hence you saying at the bottom of your profile "if you've got this far you deserve a blue Peter badge! " you will find most people won't read that far x"

cool by me... they are not really the people I am trying to catch the attention of anyway.....

if you have the attention span of a goldfish... that's not my problem!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind having a read through long written profiles, especially those that have been well thought out, shows that they have imagination and hopefully that would be a skill they carry on in action, anyway better than those that read as "will fill this in later"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just because I can't be bothered sometimes to read a profile! My sexual technique is bad? Lol! John Holmes was illiterate by the way x

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Just because I can't be bothered sometimes to read a profile! My sexual technique is bad? Lol! John Holmes was illiterate by the way x"

And couldnt get an erection and died of AIDS...your point is?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"I don't mind having a read through long written profiles, especially those that have been well thought out, shows that they have imagination and hopefully that would be a skill they carry on in action, anyway better than those that read as "will fill this in later"

Well at least 5 minutes thought went into mine, what do you think

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I go straight to the pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes you've put a lot of thought into your profile! Explaining everything! Do guys who send you messages have anything left to talk to you about? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" John Holmes was illiterate by the way x

And couldnt get an erection and died of AIDS...your point is?"

So this Holmes fella.. he obviously didn't read 'How to get turned on and stay safe' then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He wasn't the sharpest tool in the box! Lol!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

" John Holmes was illiterate by the way x

And couldnt get an erection and died of AIDS...your point is?

So this Holmes fella.. he obviously didn't read 'How to get turned on and stay safe' then?

I don't think he could.... if only he had started with "roger red hat" it may have turned out so much differently...

if he has worn "roger red hat" the rest wouldn't of happened either....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"He wasn't the sharpest tool in the box! Lol! "

Thats true he was'nt but theres a fair few men on here that have variations of his name as their username

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do they? Lol! Bless them x

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By *utty tartWoman
over a year ago

the house of sin

oops they read mine then lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

long profiles do my head in, i cant be arsed sitting and reading about everyones life in full and what they do and dont expect from a meet in the tiniest detail, all a profile needs are the simple basics you can find the rest out when you talk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"long profiles do my head in, i cant be arsed sitting and reading about everyones life in full and what they do and dont expect from a meet in the tiniest detail, all a profile needs are the simple basics you can find the rest out when you talk"

Exactly my thoughts! Leave something for you to chat about when you meet! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just because I can't be bothered sometimes to read a profile! My sexual technique is bad? Lol! John Holmes was illiterate by the way x"

I don't believe that was the point I was trying to make

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By *abe1200Couple
over a year ago

belfast

Exactly my thoughts! Leave something for you to chat about when you meet! X"
+1 long profiles r just boring anyway.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well at least 5 minutes thought went into mine, what do you think

I think you have a great profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think mines is long but I can still chat a lot lol

kitten xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But I bet that at least 75% of the people who message you have not fully read your profile! They just skip to the end or the pics xx

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Question for the OP.....has your two line profile with a singular public photo of an erect cock gained you much success in meeting people through the site?

Or put it another way....has your two line profile with a singular public photo of an erect cock given you more success in meeting people than those with a long worded profile?

That would be the benchmark for me...

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"think mines is long but I can still chat a lot lol

kitten xx"

+1 - usually the poor sods I meet can't shut me up unless they occupy my mouth in other ways (and some reckon I can still witter on

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And for those that don't read me profile, they get deleted and blocked, and tbh, they're not the sort I'm bothered about meeting so it's no skin off my nose

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure! "

I agree...I get bored easily and huge profiles manage to bore me.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"...... Do guys who send you messages have anything left to talk to you about? X"

Actually I find having a longer profile gives guys more to talk about as there is more to comment on and open up discussion with..... well those with a semi functioning brain anyway.

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By *iss_serenityWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

just took a look at my profile and i ain't got a clue if its too long or too short. i rambled and out it came lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I bet that at least 75% of the people who message you have not fully read your profile! They just skip to the end or the pics xx"

Maybe so but you never know if they read it they might like it and the pics lol xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure!

And people wonder why single men get a bad rep...

Op, if u cant be bothered to read a profile, it doesnt suggest much for your sexual technique

Hmmmm does that go for couples too as I get bored with huge profiles?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"I go straight to the pics

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

It depends what you think is a ridiculously long profile. As someone mentioned, yours is only one and a half sentences, and some of that is a repetition of your description. If you think that is enough maybe more than a paragraph is ridiculously long. I don't particularly want a twenty paragraph epic but I don't mind reading enough to get a feel for what the person is like.

I would definitely rather read a few paragraphs than see one of those fucking awful 'drawings' done with letters and symbols.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London

Yeah sorry, but we are actual novelists full time... so thats our excuse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile is not overly long, I guess its long enough to give an idea about us.

I don't agree with putting every tiny little detail of what you expect, as if everyone you want to meet have to meet the criteria and become all uniform.

I also don't see the point of updating it with changes after every message or meet you've had.

I don't like the hidden word thing in a profile that you have to write in the heading, all these secret codes that you have to adhere to which replicates something out of the Da Vinci code.

I always think that if the profile is hard work, then the writer probably is too.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x"

Because some people think if you don't do things the same way as them then everyone else is an idiot etc.

You do things your way if it suits you, I am sure you can't be that bad a shag just because you don't like huge profiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I personally think that my profile is shocking and I should rewrite it! But I do find it difficult rambling on about myself in a conceited manner! But that's just me! X

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x"

Well let me explain, if u think joining here meant instant sex, with no effort on your part, then you are in the wrong place...if you cant be bothered to read someones profile how much respect are you going to pay to their like or dislikes,or when having sex to anything but the gratification of your own needs?

Most people here are looking for great sex, the fact you think 5 minutes to read a profile is too much of an imposition doesnt give much hope you would spend half an hour looking for a womans sweet spots.

The fact you started this thread, without considering how some might view you after it, along with some others you have started , suggest that you want fancy a fuck messages to be instantly replied to by any woman with loose enough morals to be on here.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"My profile is not overly long, I guess its long enough to give an idea about us.

I don't agree with putting every tiny little detail of what you expect, as if everyone you want to meet have to meet the criteria and become all uniform.

I also don't see the point of updating it with changes after every message or meet you've had.

I don't like the hidden word thing in a profile that you have to write in the heading, all these secret codes that you have to adhere to which replicates something out of the Da Vinci code.

I always think that if the profile is hard work, then the writer probably is too.

The op thinks anything more than a paragraph is a waste, sorry but your well written effort fails as a wannabee novelist in his book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We skip straight the the vital stats, likes and pics and then if we like what we see there we scroll back up read and make a decision to contact or not

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x"

OK, I'll explain why to me (just my opinion mind) guys who don't read profiles are dickheads.

Countless guys struggle to get the volume of meets they are looking for.... yet so many don't use the material set out for them and send a dull generic style message... which really doesn't make them stand out in most cases and leaves them blending in with the spammers and chancers, who care not who they message.

When someone has the choice between digging foundations with either a shovel or teaspoon.... the ones who pick up the teaspoon aren't likely to be the brightest bulb on the tree.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x"

but it is okay for you to call people with long profiles "frustrated novelists".... pot.... black... something else

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x

Bloody hell, you assumed a hell of a lot from one post of " I can't stand huge profiles".

There are also a lot of people agreeing with him, do you assume all of the above about them too?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"We skip straight the the vital stats, likes and pics and then if we like what we see there we scroll back up read and make a decision to contact or not"

And the salient point here is that if you think the vital stats, likes and pics match what you're after, you do actually read the profile - and that's all most people who've put a bit of effort into trying to write a fairly decent, informative profile would be looking for

(unless your initial message after reading is "Fancy a fuck")

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure! "

Unfortunately your profile is 2 lines long and doesn't really say much about you. Personally I would rather the profile be long than a skimpy 2 liner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now that's what I class as a character assassination! Lol! Again going back to the fact that I didn't read your profile fully because it was too long! Just means basically that I'm a crap shag and I don't care about the other person! And I'm the type of person who sends fancy a fuck messages! Why get personal? Have I sent you a fancy a fuck message? Lol

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x

Bloody hell, you assumed a hell of a lot from one post of " I can't stand huge profiles".

There are also a lot of people agreeing with him, do you assume all of the above about them too?"

yup...as do the others here who have said they wouldnt meet someone who cant be bothered to read their profile...why not highlight their posts too

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"I personally think that my profile is shocking and I should rewrite it!! X"

It isn't the greatest no

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Now that's what I class as a character assassination! Lol! Again going back to the fact that I didn't read your profile fully because it was too long! Just means basically that I'm a crap shag and I don't care about the other person! And I'm the type of person who sends fancy a fuck messages! Why get personal? Have I sent you a fancy a fuck message? Lol"

you really arent getting my point...give me one reason not to read a profile?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x

Bloody hell, you assumed a hell of a lot from one post of " I can't stand huge profiles".

There are also a lot of people agreeing with him, do you assume all of the above about them too?

yup...as do the others here who have said they wouldnt meet someone who cant be bothered to read their profile...why not highlight their posts too

Because yours is the worst I read and I wanted to answer you.

You have assumed a shed load of things without anything to back it up.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x

OK, I'll explain why to me (just my opinion mind) guys who don't read profiles are dickheads.

When someone has the choice between digging foundations with either a shovel or teaspoon.... the ones who pick up the teaspoon aren't likely to be the brightest bulb on the tree.

ohhh look

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x

Bloody hell, you assumed a hell of a lot from one post of " I can't stand huge profiles".

There are also a lot of people agreeing with him, do you assume all of the above about them too?

yup...as do the others here who have said they wouldnt meet someone who cant be bothered to read their profile...why not highlight their posts too

Because yours is the worst I read and I wanted to answer you.

You have assumed a shed load of things without anything to back it up.

i have backed it up...in my opinion i am not interested in meeting a man who thinks 5 minutes reading is too much of a waste of his valuable time, it shows no respect.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I always think that if the profile is hard work, then the writer probably is too.

To me that's just another positive....... It's better than being messaged because they expect you to be easy

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

I only read profiles of those who mail us...

But not until I have looked at "preferences"....age/location/sexuality etc....

If none of the above match, I don't bother reading the rest...

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Exactly my thoughts! Leave something for you to chat about when you meet! X"

i meet t fuck...not chat...but my profile says nothing about me other than our sexual tastes...why wouldnt u want to know them to know if we were compatible.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

i have backed it up...in my opinion i am not interested in meeting a man who thinks 5 minutes reading is too much of a waste of his valuable time, it shows no respect."

Sorry, your opinion isn't fact so they are assumptions.

There are a few people on this thread who said they didn't like long profiles too, and they probably don't fit into your assumptions either.

I really don't know how you got to your assumptions from the OP but, if thats how you out people then hopefully it works for you.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have morals loose enough to be on here ....hahaaaaaaaaa

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yesterday my bowels....today my morals ......tomorrow my teeth ...

Loose is such a useful word.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I have morals loose enough to be on here ....hahaaaaaaaaa

You do know that morals are nothing to do with bowel movements.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

i have backed it up...in my opinion i am not interested in meeting a man who thinks 5 minutes reading is too much of a waste of his valuable time, it shows no respect.

Sorry, your opinion isn't fact so they are assumptions.

There are a few people on this thread who said they didn't like long profiles too, and they probably don't fit into your assumptions either.

I really don't know how you got to your assumptions from the OP but, if thats how you out people then hopefully it works for you."

it works brilliantly, i dont want to meet a guy who finds reading an effort.If you cant understand my reasoning about effort put in v effort in the real world i suggest u read back.

Is the op a friend of yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile, my way, like it or lump it.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

i have backed it up...in my opinion i am not interested in meeting a man who thinks 5 minutes reading is too much of a waste of his valuable time, it shows no respect.

Sorry, your opinion isn't fact so they are assumptions.

There are a few people on this thread who said they didn't like long profiles too, and they probably don't fit into your assumptions either.

I really don't know how you got to your assumptions from the OP but, if thats how you out people then hopefully it works for you.

it works brilliantly, i dont want to meet a guy who finds reading an effort.If you cant understand my reasoning about effort put in v effort in the real world i suggest u read back.

Is the op a friend of yours.

Oh my Jem....thats really childish.

I don't know the man , I just happened to disagree with what you have written....it is very sad that you can't understand that without that last comment.

Will leave you to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have backed it up...in my opinion i am not interested in meeting a man who thinks 5 minutes reading is too much of a waste of his valuable time, it shows no respect.

Sorry, your opinion isn't fact so they are assumptions.

There are a few people on this thread who said they didn't like long profiles too, and they probably don't fit into your assumptions either.

I really don't know how you got to your assumptions from the OP but, if thats how you out people then hopefully it works for you.

it works brilliantly, i dont want to meet a guy who finds reading an effort.If you cant understand my reasoning about effort put in v effort in the real world i suggest u read back.

Is the op a friend of yours.

I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles so you wouldn't get the option looking at his original post.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles ...."

You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it.

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over a year ago

I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles ....

You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it."

You dont know how long it is till you look!

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over a year ago

I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles ....

You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it."

Speed read yours and whats with the impotent man thing?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles ....

You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it.

Speed read yours and whats with the impotent man thing?

I likes a man who wears a hat and suit and looks impotent.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles ....

You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it.

You dont know how long it is till you look!

I don't know how long mine is until i breathe in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles ....

You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it.

Speed read yours and whats with the impotent man thing?

I likes a man who wears a hat and suit and looks impotent."

Bugger i just look a cunt in a hat not impotent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles ....

You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it.

You dont know how long it is till you look!

I don't know how long mine is until i breathe in. "

When you look down do you have a bend in it or is it belly button plumb?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles ....

You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it.

Speed read yours and whats with the impotent man thing?

I likes a man who wears a hat and suit and looks impotent.

Bugger i just look a cunt in a hat not impotent.

What if we both wear a hat... you could check if you can see my cunt and I can check if you are impotent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles ....

You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it.

Speed read yours and whats with the impotent man thing?

I likes a man who wears a hat and suit and looks impotent.

Bugger i just look a cunt in a hat not impotent.

What if we both wear a hat... you could check if you can see my cunt and I can check if you are impotent."

Can i lick your minty bra first?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles ....

You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it.

Speed read yours and whats with the impotent man thing?

I likes a man who wears a hat and suit and looks impotent.

Bugger i just look a cunt in a hat not impotent.

What if we both wear a hat... you could check if you can see my cunt and I can check if you are impotent.

Can i lick your minty bra first?

OK... but you have to take it off of me after a few minutes..... do you have any idea how much it frickin' weighs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a long profile, People who can not be bothered to read it all are people i don't want to meet.

My choice.

Just as you not reading long profiles is your choice.

Simple really don't ye think, No real mystery

Kat x"

Here, here. Manners cost nothing but pay huge dividends. In this case Free Sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x

OK, I'll explain why to me (just my opinion mind) guys who don't read profiles are dickheads.

When someone has the choice between digging foundations with either a shovel or teaspoon.... the ones who pick up the teaspoon aren't likely to be the brightest bulb on the tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you read a menu do you just skip to the sweet trolly or would you rather have a starter to make sure you enjoy the full meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is normally quite long. It works for me.. saves me time and people know exactly what I'm looking for.

I'm currently taking a break so it says not a lot...

I don't mind long profiles.. takes me a few minutes to read but could save me time talking to someone that turns out to not be looking for what I am.

Cali

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/04/12 00:40:40]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually skip to the photos

Same here. No point reading a novel if the ending's shit.

Haha that tickled me

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"[Removed by poster at 03/04/12 00:40:40]"

Did you have second thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was going to ask anyone if their kids have been unwell? My 1 year old is sick at the moment xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

well i have read this thread from top to bottom and im confused now.....never mind....*mutters n shuffles away*

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I was going to ask anyone if their kids have been unwell? My 1 year old is sick at the moment xx"

Really?

I am sure I read you asking where on this forum you had said you hadn't read a profile.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

oooooooooops

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Not really surprised he left...so no need for the thread to be open now.

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