FabSwingers.com forum: Secret Society?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Well IS THERE, THERE SEEMS TO BE AN AWFUL LOT OF IT ABOUT RECENTLY...HAVE I MISSED SOMETHING?

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Wanna shout that any louder ?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Wanna shout that any louder ?

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YES THATS WHAT I MEAN WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT...ACTUALLY IS STRANGELY SATISFYING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

secret society you say? i had no idea, me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Icke's been banging on about it for years

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Is there a secret handshake?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GOOD GOD WOMAN, EVERYONE WILL WANT TO JOIN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first rule of fabclub is you do not talk about fabclub....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The first rule of fabclub is you do not talk about fabclub...."
I thought that was fart club?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GOOD GOD WOMAN, EVERYONE WILL WANT TO JOIN!"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH IM THINKING RITUALS NOW

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

I WANNA JOIN THE SECRET CLIQUE.......SOUNDS LIKE FUN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first rule of fabclub is you do not talk about fabclub....I thought that was fart club?

Nah, the first rule of fart club is to carry a change of underwear

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The first rule of fabclub is you do not talk about fabclub....I thought that was fart club?

Nah, the first rule of fart club is to carry a change of underwear

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Thats only if you follow through ya dirty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a secret handshake?

the men use it all the time!!!! lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is there a secret handshake?

the men use it all the time!!!! lol"
How do you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna shout that any louder ?

YES THATS WHAT I MEAN WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT...ACTUALLY IS STRANGELY SATISFYING

FFS WOMAN...!!!

CHANGE BATTERIES IN YA HEARIN AID AND PIPE DOWN....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Wanna shout that any louder ?

YES THATS WHAT I MEAN WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT...ACTUALLY IS STRANGELY SATISFYING

FFS WOMAN...!!!

CHANGE BATTERIES IN YA HEARIN AID AND PIPE DOWN....

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I THOUGHT THATS WHAT THE SECRET SOCIETY DID..ITS ALL THE RAGE YOU KNOW...TRY IT!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GOOD GOD WOMAN, EVERYONE WILL WANT TO JOIN!OOOOOOOOOOOOOH IM THINKING RITUALS NOW

OOOHHH RITUALS......PLEASE DO TELL, SOMEONE, ANYONE????

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GOOD GOD WOMAN, EVERYONE WILL WANT TO JOIN!OOOOOOOOOOOOOH IM THINKING RITUALS NOW

OOOHHH RITUALS......PLEASE DO TELL, SOMEONE, ANYONE????

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im trying to think of a suitable one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I THOUGHT THATS WHAT THE SECRET SOCIETY DID..ITS ALL THE RAGE YOU KNOW...TRY IT!!

YAAAYYY!!!

IM FREEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna shout that any louder ?

YES THATS WHAT I MEAN WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT...ACTUALLY IS STRANGELY SATISFYING

FFS WOMAN...!!!

CHANGE BATTERIES IN YA HEARIN AID AND PIPE DOWN....

I THOUGHT THATS WHAT THE SECRET SOCIETY DID..ITS ALL THE RAGE YOU KNOW...TRY IT!!

if ya keep shouting its not gonna be a secret for long!! lol

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By *ublimeshag_ukMan
over a year ago

Oldbury

Could I organise the initiation trials and vet the possible candidates

What are we going to look for in members?

Assuming I would be in the club in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im trying to think of a suitable one

Psst... Why are we whisperin...??

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Could I organise the initiation trials and vet the possible candidates

What are we going to look for in members?

Assuming I would be in the club in the first place

Mmmmm, initiation AND rituals.....It's a yes from me

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

IT IS ALL VERY LIBERATING.....WHY DID I NOT JOIN THIS CLUB EARLIER......

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"IT IS ALL VERY LIBERATING.....WHY DID I NOT JOIN THIS CLUB EARLIER......

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I KNOW I MUCH PREFER THIS THAN BURNING MY BRA

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

WELL YOU'VE JUST DRAWN ATTENTION TO US! THANKS VERY MUCH! AND HERE'S ME WITH A GIRL CRUSH FROM AFAR.... well ya can bugger off now, cos this footie girl has seen you've got a bigger mouth than me

p.p.s. these posts WHICH SHOUT at me, seem to put me off and have even got a headache, so not tonight Joe or Josephine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IT IS ALL VERY LIBERATING.....WHY DID I NOT JOIN THIS CLUB EARLIER......

I KNOW I MUCH PREFER THIS THAN BURNING MY BRA

And on behalf of the West Midlands Fire and Rescue Service... We are relieved...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny as fuck if everyone joined.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

YOU ARE ALL BEING VERY SECRETIVE, bunch of BUGGERS....SO WHOS first with a ritual AND WHAT IS IT gonna be?

For Those THAT HAVE A HEADACHE.....TAKE TWO PARACETAMOL and man up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YOU ARE ALL BEING VERY SECRETIVE, bunch of BUGGERS....SO WHOS first with a ritual AND WHAT IS IT gonna be?

For Those THAT HAVE A HEADACHE.....TAKE TWO PARACETAMOL and man up!

can i be first ive never been part of a secret society or have i? lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"YOU ARE ALL BEING VERY SECRETIVE, bunch of BUGGERS....SO WHOS first with a ritual AND WHAT IS IT gonna be?

For Those THAT HAVE A HEADACHE.....TAKE TWO PARACETAMOL and man up!

can i be first ive never been part of a secret society or have i? lol

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*wink wink, wiggle parrrrrrrrrp*

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"YOU ARE ALL BEING VERY SECRETIVE, bunch of BUGGERS....SO WHOS first with a ritual AND WHAT IS IT gonna be?

For Those THAT HAVE A HEADACHE.....TAKE TWO PARACETAMOL and man up!

OK I MANNED THE FK UP (so to speak) BUT BRING IT (that was to those who want to join THE CAPS GANG)

And did I mention I get FIRST GO

(run for the hills I tell ya, run!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" And did I mention I get FIRST GO

(run for the hills I tell ya, run!)"

RASSSPP!!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

" And did I mention I get FIRST GO

(run for the hills I tell ya, run!)

RASSSPP!!

who are YOU RASSPING AT? I saw you in the Caps gown before... I know the score!

oooo I'm a poet and didn't know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" And did I mention I get FIRST GO

(run for the hills I tell ya, run!)

RASSSPP!!

who are YOU RASSPING AT? I saw you in the Caps gown before... I know the score!

oooo I'm a poet and didn't know it

I only wear cap and gown at Uni reunions...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a secret handshake?

No, we know the people we shake hands with. There's no grope boxes in the lodge y'know, we're not that sorta club!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Shhh we all in stealth mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GOOD GOD WOMAN, EVERYONE WILL WANT TO JOIN!OOOOOOOOOOOOOH IM THINKING RITUALS NOW

OOOHHH RITUALS......PLEASE DO TELL, SOMEONE, ANYONE????

I've got one in the stories forum. Its a good a place to start as any...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Can we all wiggle boobies im in the mood for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we all wiggle boobies im in the mood for that

Shit. They've sussed the secret Benny Hill greeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we all wiggle boobies im in the mood for that

Do Moobies count...?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can we all wiggle boobies im in the mood for that

Do Moobies count...?

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Yes if you can wear killer heels at the same time as wobble your moobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we all wiggle boobies im in the mood for that

Do Moobies count...?

Yes if you can wear killer heels at the same time as wobble your moobs

*Digs out 5" slingbacks....*

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By *ANWIDGESCouple
over a year ago

DONCASTER

Guess you can answer this question Yourself Miss...

Why should we believe anything historians tell us about our past.

If i Witness a fight in a pub an hour ago you can guarantee everyone will have a slightly different story, so then when it comes to putting that story into print can you imagine how distorted it becomes- Infact it doesn't become a fight in a pub anymore it becomes fist flying fiction...

If that can happen in less than one hour from the truth why should we believe historians or religions.

So using the pub theory lets take a closer look at God in the media and Jesus...

He came from the sky we all know that, thunderbolts of lightning from his hands, hovering in the sky.

Oh and lets not forget the virgin Mary...she had a baby boy for god sake, but isn't that what cloning is all about DNA technology and all that...

It's in our nature to evolve, so right now in 2012 we live amongst thousands of years of evolutionary geniuses who read the sun and find out the truth on the Internet Lol.

Media is a powerful thing for thousands of years we called it Church, it controlled us back then just like the Internet does today...

Maybe your a part of a secret society right now ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Guess you can answer this question Yourself Miss...

Why should we believe anything historians tell us about our past.

If that can happen in less than one hour from the truth why should we believe historians or religions.

So using the pub theory lets take a closer look at God in the media and Jesus...

He came from the sky we all know that, thunderbolts of lightning from his hands, hovering in the sky.

Oh and lets not forget the virgin Mary...she had a baby boy for god sake, but isn't that what cloning is all about DNA technology and all that...

It's in our nature to evolve, so right now in 2012 we live amongst thousands of years of evolutionary geniuses who read the sun and find out the truth on the Internet Lol.

Media is a powerful thing for thousands of years we called it Church, it controlled us back then just like the Internet does today...

Maybe your a part of a secret society right now ?

Brought to you by the power of methylated spirits.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I WANNA BE IN THE SECRET SOCIETY OR IM TELLIN'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret swingers wtf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I WANNA BE IN THE SECRET SOCIETY OR IM TELLIN' "
ok you make one we will all be in it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess you can answer this question Yourself Miss...

Why should we believe anything historians tell us about our past.

If that can happen in less than one hour from the truth why should we believe historians or religions.

So using the pub theory lets take a closer look at God in the media and Jesus...

He came from the sky we all know that, thunderbolts of lightning from his hands, hovering in the sky.

Oh and lets not forget the virgin Mary...she had a baby boy for god sake, but isn't that what cloning is all about DNA technology and all that...

It's in our nature to evolve, so right now in 2012 we live amongst thousands of years of evolutionary geniuses who read the sun and find out the truth on the Internet Lol.

Media is a powerful thing for thousands of years we called it Church, it controlled us back then just like the Internet does today...

Maybe your a part of a secret society right now ?

So the secret society meet at the pub

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Guess you can answer this question Yourself Miss...

Why should we believe anything historians tell us about our past.

If that can happen in less than one hour from the truth why should we believe historians or religions.

So using the pub theory lets take a closer look at God in the media and Jesus...

He came from the sky we all know that, thunderbolts of lightning from his hands, hovering in the sky.

Oh and lets not forget the virgin Mary...she had a baby boy for god sake, but isn't that what cloning is all about DNA technology and all that...

It's in our nature to evolve, so right now in 2012 we live amongst thousands of years of evolutionary geniuses who read the sun and find out the truth on the Internet Lol.

Media is a powerful thing for thousands of years we called it Church, it controlled us back then just like the Internet does today...

Maybe your a part of a secret society right now ?

So the secret society meet at the pub

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they DONT ITS THE SKATING RINK....oooops

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By *nytimeadeMan
over a year ago

Skegness

"Guess you can answer this question Yourself Miss...

Why should we believe anything historians tell us about our past.

If that can happen in less than one hour from the truth why should we believe historians or religions.

So using the pub theory lets take a closer look at God in the media and Jesus...

He came from the sky we all know that, thunderbolts of lightning from his hands, hovering in the sky.

Oh and lets not forget the virgin Mary...she had a baby boy for god sake, but isn't that what cloning is all about DNA technology and all that...

It's in our nature to evolve, so right now in 2012 we live amongst thousands of years of evolutionary geniuses who read the sun and find out the truth on the Internet Lol.

Media is a powerful thing for thousands of years we called it Church, it controlled us back then just like the Internet does today...

Maybe your a part of a secret society right now ?

So the secret society meet at the pub

they DONT ITS THE SKATING RINK....oooops

ice or roller?

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By *ANWIDGESCouple
over a year ago

DONCASTER

"Guess you can answer this question Yourself Miss...

Why should we believe anything historians tell us about our past.

If that can happen in less than one hour from the truth why should we believe historians or religions.

So using the pub theory lets take a closer look at God in the media and Jesus...

He came from the sky we all know that, thunderbolts of lightning from his hands, hovering in the sky.

Oh and lets not forget the virgin Mary...she had a baby boy for god sake, but isn't that what cloning is all about DNA technology and all that...

It's in our nature to evolve, so right now in 2012 we live amongst thousands of years of evolutionary geniuses who read the sun and find out the truth on the Internet Lol.

Media is a powerful thing for thousands of years we called it Church, it controlled us back then just like the Internet does today...

Maybe your a part of a secret society right now ?

So the secret society meet at the pub

LMAO, I wouldn't know it's just a tongue in cheek example, but seriously why do we take fact so literally when it could have been nothing more than people over exaggerating a story that they could not comprehend at the time...

I must admit, something or someone coming from the sky right now firing high powered weapons teaching people how to become greedy and selfish is a lot easier to write about today than it was for the silly sod who wrote the bible ...

But I guess people really do need a leader in times like that and in general, so why not make the book rule and put it in the hands of an idiot- Giving him the responsibility to rule the world...

Not a lots changed then...lmao

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By *ANWIDGESCouple
over a year ago

DONCASTER

...This is not fair, heres me thinking your all into some sort of paganistic rictual sex and your on about a secret society that meets at the pub...

I'm not playing..

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"...This is not fair, heres me thinking your all into some sort of paganistic rictual sex and your on about a secret society that meets at the pub...

I'm not playing..

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Its a special kinda pub though

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By *ublimeshag_ukMan
over a year ago

Oldbury

"YOU ARE ALL BEING VERY SECRETIVE, bunch of BUGGERS....SO WHOS first with a ritual AND WHAT IS IT gonna be?

Hiw about you Make the person next to you be it above or below cum.

it's all about 'paying it forward'

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By *ANWIDGESCouple
over a year ago

DONCASTER

"...This is not fair, heres me thinking your all into some sort of paganistic rictual sex and your on about a secret society that meets at the pub...

I'm not playing..

Its a special kinda pub though

secret you mean...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone up there..(points upwards) mentioned the c word.....pfft....shocking like there would be a clique in the forums.......i mean......checks handbag for golden ticket.....nope not there...phew escaped the clique to live another day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I WANNA BE IN THE SECRET SOCIETY OR IM TELLIN' "

Awwww Granny... You can be the Secret Societys guilty secret... Xxx

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