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Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake. | |||
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"Dammm Lacey I know your tired !! because you have been running through my head alll damm dayyy ! " That must be why I need a nice, cold shower to cool off then! You must have a very active imagination, I'm done in! | |||
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"Bookmarking for flirting tips, don't mind me "I see you hiding in the corner  | |||
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"Oh I’m not much good at this, but I’m in x " I'm sure you only need to flutter those lashes. No further flirting neccessary  | |||
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"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm.. "You forgot that dry sense of humour  | |||
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"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm.. "Sarcasm is the best for of flirting though! That was not sarcasm! | |||
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"If you want to see my flirting in action, just take a look at birds of paradise. I taught them all they know! " Now this I need to see! It must involve some elaborate costumes! | |||
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"Bookmarking for flirting tips, don't mind me
I see you hiding in the corner " I'm not good at hiding! Or maybe I wanted you to find me...
Any good? | |||
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"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm.. "Haha, me too! I'm fluent in sarcasm, definitely not flirting! | |||
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"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..
Sarcasm is the best for of flirting though!
That was not sarcasm! "Ha ha doesn’t seem to work for me! Men think I’m being a pain.. | |||
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"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm.. "Ah but two people trying to out sarcasm each other. Is that not the definition of British flirting? | |||
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"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..
Haha, me too! I'm fluent in sarcasm, definitely not flirting! "I call it verbal spanking | |||
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"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..
Ah but two people trying to out sarcasm each other. Is that not the definition of British flirting?"Never thought of it like that.. hmmm maybe I just need a challenge!! | |||
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"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..
Sarcasm is the best for of flirting though!
That was not sarcasm!
Ha ha doesn’t seem to work for me! Men think I’m being a pain.. "Well you are, but that's not really the point is it. | |||
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"Bookmarking for flirting tips, don't mind me
I see you hiding in the corner
I'm not good at hiding! Or maybe I wanted you to find me...
Any good?"Is this some sort of strange game of kiss chase? | |||
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"If you want to see my flirting in action, just take a look at birds of paradise. I taught them all they know! Now this I need to see! It must involve some elaborate costumes!" Speaking of costumes lacey, what are you doing for Halloween ? We should dress up as boyfriend and girlfriend hahah | |||
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"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..
Haha, me too! I'm fluent in sarcasm, definitely not flirting!
I call it verbal spanking "Hahaha! Brilliant. | |||
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"What about the typical Fab flirt: “Hiya how u doin” " *collapses at your feet with no knickers on* It works every time. | |||
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"Bookmarking for flirting tips, don't mind me
I see you hiding in the corner
I'm not good at hiding! Or maybe I wanted you to find me...
Any good?
Is this some sort of strange game of kiss chase?"Hey, who told you I kiss strangely  | |||
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"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..
Ah but two people trying to out sarcasm each other. Is that not the definition of British flirting?
Never thought of it like that.. hmmm maybe I just need a challenge!! "Here's to finding a worthy opponent! | |||
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"Does anybody here like fruits?" *deep throats banana* | |||
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That’s it. That’s all I’ve got. I need G3orgie he always helps me | |||
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"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation. So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills ? Bring it!
Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake."A slice of lemon drizzle cake?? I don't think I can beat that as a flirt  | |||
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"If you want to see my flirting in action, just take a look at birds of paradise. I taught them all they know! Now this I need to see! It must involve some elaborate costumes! Speaking of costumes lacey, what are you doing for Halloween ? We should dress up as boyfriend and girlfriend hahah" What does that look like? | |||
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"Bookmarking for flirting tips, don't mind me
I see you hiding in the corner
I'm not good at hiding! Or maybe I wanted you to find me...
Any good?
Is this some sort of strange game of kiss chase?
Hey, who told you I kiss strangely "Your mum. | |||
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"How you dooooin" Hi Joey. Don't worry, I'll order me own chips . | |||
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"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..
Sarcasm is the best for of flirting though!
That was not sarcasm!
Ha ha doesn’t seem to work for me! Men think I’m being a pain..
Well you are, but that's not really the point is it. " | |||
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That’s it. That’s all I’ve got. I need G3orgie he always helps me "Teamwork flirting. I like it! | |||
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"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation. So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills ? Bring it!
Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.
A slice of lemon drizzle cake?? I don't think I can beat that as a flirt "My drizzle cake brings all the fabbers to the lounge. *dances seductively around cake* | |||
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"Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake. .... A slice of lemon drizzle cake?? I don't think I can beat that as a flirt "But think, what goes well with a slice of cake? Some cream perhaps
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"What about the typical Fab flirt: “Hiya how u doin” *collapses at your feet with no knickers on* It works every time." Woah steady on there Lacey, I haven’t even asked “wot u up 2?” yet! Though the sight of you with no knickers on has certainly got my mind racing | |||
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"Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake. .... A slice of lemon drizzle cake?? I don't think I can beat that as a flirt
But think, what goes well with a slice of cake?
Some cream perhaps
Or maybe more cake... Infact, yes- always more cake "More cake! Or a good cup of tea. I might just marry someone for good tea and cake. | |||
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"Bookmarking for flirting tips, don't mind me
I see you hiding in the corner
I'm not good at hiding! Or maybe I wanted you to find me...
Any good?
Is this some sort of strange game of kiss chase?
Hey, who told you I kiss strangely
Your mum."K. This doesn't seem to be flirting anymore | |||
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"What about the typical Fab flirt: “Hiya how u doin” *collapses at your feet with no knickers on* It works every time. Woah steady on there Lacey, I haven’t even asked “wot u up 2?” yet! Though the sight of you with no knickers on has certainly got my mind racing "*blushes and composes myself and starts looking for my knickers* Sorry about that! | |||
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"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation. So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills ? Bring it!
Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake."I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story. | |||
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"Bookmarking for flirting tips, don't mind me
I see you hiding in the corner
I'm not good at hiding! Or maybe I wanted you to find me...
Any good?
Is this some sort of strange game of kiss chase?
Hey, who told you I kiss strangely
Your mum.
K. This doesn't seem to be flirting anymore "Apologies, shit sense of humour | |||
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"Errrmmm... *goes rummaging in her book of flirting 101* Nooope. I have nothing. I can't flirt. Will this do? "*Attempts a double wink* That was just a blink wasn't it?  | |||
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"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation. So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills ? Bring it!
Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.
I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story."I dunno, I had to change my knickers after you told me I needed to run the hoover around before taking a selfie. Ooft | |||
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"Love the pic measure a dildo with a spray can. "A girl's got to know how big her dick is right? | |||
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"FAF? Too subtle? "Yeah I can't tell if you mean a fuck fuck or just a friend fuck. Yano? | |||
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"There's a party in my mouth/pussy and your dick is invited! " Brb, fetching dick! | |||
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Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake."only if i get to have the cake after i've had you or better yet off you | |||
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"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight? "i've always loved that line | |||
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"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?
i've always loved that line "I still haven't found it | |||
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"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?
i've always loved that line
I still haven't found it "i'd love to fill in for it whilst i fill other things | |||
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"Errrmmm... *goes rummaging in her book of flirting 101* Nooope. I have nothing. I can't flirt. Will this do?
*Attempts a double wink*
That was just a blink wasn't it? "A blink definitely counts. | |||
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"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?
i've always loved that line
I still haven't found it
i'd love to fill in for it whilst i fill other things"Fill other things? | |||
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"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?
i've always loved that line
I still haven't found it
i'd love to fill in for it whilst i fill other things
Fill other things? "Colouring books. Don't forget to stay within the lines! | |||
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"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?
i've always loved that line
I still haven't found it
i'd love to fill in for it whilst i fill other things
Fill other things?
Colouring books. Don't forget to stay within the lines! "Glad you put the things right! | |||
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"Can someone check my pulse I think my heart's just skipped a beat when I saw you ??" I'll fetch my nurses outfit . My stethoscope may be cold. | |||
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"Jessica I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and me on bed "On this bed you mean? | |||
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Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.
only if i get to have the cake after i've had you or better yet off you "That may require three slices. To protect my modesty | |||
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"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight? "Awwww. Big spoon or little spoon? | |||
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"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?
Awwww. Big spoon or little spoon?"Always looking for a big one | |||
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"I don't really flirt. I just wear Sex Panther by Odeon. 60% of the time, it works all the time " | |||
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"Errrmmm... *goes rummaging in her book of flirting 101* Nooope. I have nothing. I can't flirt. Will this do?
*Attempts a double wink*
That was just a blink wasn't it?
A blink definitely counts.
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"I'm lurking for tips too. Anything I come out with sounds wrong! "Wrong but so right? | |||
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"This should be fun I’m in "That's an interesting flirting technique you have. | |||
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"You smell. Let's take a shower together! I know I'm bad at flirting "
At least you're honest | |||
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"I’m in " Is this how you flirt? | |||
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"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?
Awwww. Big spoon or little spoon?
Always looking for a big one "I'll be as big as I can | |||
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"I’m in " In, out, in, out, shake it all about. | |||
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"You smell. Let's take a shower together! I know I'm bad at flirting
At least you're honest "I'll let them do the flirting I think | |||
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"This should be fun I’m in
That's an interesting flirting technique you have."That wasn’t my line LOLOLOL | |||
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"It would pointless playing a game of hide and seek with you, Because women like you are impossible to find "I know what you are trying to say but I'm taking this to mean I have epic, ninja like hide and seek skills and will thank you very much. Please don't try to clarify | |||
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"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation. So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills ? Bring it!
Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.
I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story.
I dunno, I had to change my knickers after you told me I needed to run the hoover around before taking a selfie. Ooft"If household appliances get you going I'm up for a meet at Curry's? | |||
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"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for." Is your name Facebook because you keep giving me flashbacks of my NSFW Google searches. | |||
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"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation. So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills ? Bring it!
Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.
I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story.
I dunno, I had to change my knickers after you told me I needed to run the hoover around before taking a selfie. Ooft
If household appliances get you going I'm up for a meet at Curry's?"Can I sit on a washing machine? | |||
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"It would pointless playing a game of hide and seek with you, Because women like you are impossible to find "Ooh, that is smooth as fuck. | |||
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Whey! It worked "Knickers have dropped by 5%. Must try harder | |||
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"Oops sorry took a wrong turn - this really isn't a thread for me " Sorry, no leaving allowed | |||
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"You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom! " Ok this would legit work on me | |||
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"I'm learning fast. Whether good or bad, this only works if the other knows you're flirting with them. "Add eyebrow wiggles. It's the universal flirting signal. | |||
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"You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom! Ok this would legit work on me "Am I improving slightly, OP? | |||
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9/10 for flirting I'm so GOOD | |||
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"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation. So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills ? Bring it!
Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.
I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story.
I dunno, I had to change my knickers after you told me I needed to run the hoover around before taking a selfie. Ooft
If household appliances get you going I'm up for a meet at Curry's?
Can I sit on a washing machine?"Sure, as long as you watch me while I fuck a Dyson | |||
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"You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom! Ok this would legit work on me
Am I improving slightly, OP? "Top marks for progress! | |||
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"Lacey are you a cheeseburger because I'm hungry and you look delicious
9/10 for flirting I'm so GOOD" please don't leave teeth marks. | |||
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"Is your dad a terrorist by any chance because you are the bomb LOL" Kaboom! | |||
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"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation. So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills ? Bring it!
Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.
I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story.
I dunno, I had to change my knickers after you told me I needed to run the hoover around before taking a selfie. Ooft
If household appliances get you going I'm up for a meet at Curry's?
Can I sit on a washing machine?
Sure, as long as you watch me while I fuck a Dyson"I want to make Henry watch too. | |||
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"I'm lurking for tips too. Anything I come out with sounds wrong!
Wrong but so right? "Well, you've heard the crap I come out with in person. | |||
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"You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom! Ok this would legit work on me
Am I improving slightly, OP?
Top marks for progress!" thank you. I'll sleep better tonight.
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"It would pointless playing a game of hide and seek with you, Because women like you are impossible to find
Ooh, that is smooth as fuck. " | |||
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"I'm lurking for tips too. Anything I come out with sounds wrong!
Wrong but so right?
Well, you've heard the crap I come out with in person. "You're adorable enough to get away with it . The bashfulness is incredibly endearing. | |||
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"Is your dad a terrorist by any chance because you are the bomb LOL Kaboom!" Kaboom lol wicked lol | |||
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"You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom! Ok this would legit work on me
Am I improving slightly, OP?
Top marks for progress!
thank you. I'll sleep better tonight.
Now I just gotta find my teddy "I think I caught him rooting through your knicker drawer. | |||
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"You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom! Ok this would legit work on me
Am I improving slightly, OP?
Top marks for progress!
thank you. I'll sleep better tonight.
Now I just gotta find my teddy
I think I caught him rooting through your knicker drawer."What were you doing in the bedroom alone? I'll come with you | |||
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"You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom! Ok this would legit work on me
Am I improving slightly, OP?
Top marks for progress!
thank you. I'll sleep better tonight.
Now I just gotta find my teddy
I think I caught him rooting through your knicker drawer."That's Bob and Rog. My dildos playing together | |||
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"I'm lurking for tips too. Anything I come out with sounds wrong!
Wrong but so right?
Well, you've heard the crap I come out with in person.
You're adorable enough to get away with it . The bashfulness is incredibly endearing."
My style is like... gorgeous photos of your butt. All that's missing is some hand prints. Can I help? | |||
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Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.
I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story.
I dunno, I had to change my knickers after you told me I needed to run the hoover around before taking a selfie. Ooft
If household appliances get you going I'm up for a meet at Curry's?
Can I sit on a washing machine?
Sure, as long as you watch me while I fuck a Dyson
I want to make Henry watch too."Haven't you heard he's off the scene. Apparently Hetty caught him sucking off a Steam Mop, he told her it was clean but she wasn't having any of it. | |||
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"You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom! Ok this would legit work on me
Am I improving slightly, OP?
Top marks for progress!
thank you. I'll sleep better tonight.
Now I just gotta find my teddy
I think I caught him rooting through your knicker drawer.
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"You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom! Ok this would legit work on me
Am I improving slightly, OP?
Top marks for progress!
thank you. I'll sleep better tonight.
Now I just gotta find my teddy
I think I caught him rooting through your knicker drawer.
That's Bob and Rog. My dildos playing together "Haha! At least they have each other as friends! | |||
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Wrong but so right?
Well, you've heard the crap I come out with in person.
You're adorable enough to get away with it . The bashfulness is incredibly endearing.
My style is like... gorgeous photos of your butt. All that's missing is some hand prints. Can I help? "Followed by lots of giggles? Though see, you can flirt | |||
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Wrong but so right?
Well, you've heard the crap I come out with in person.
You're adorable enough to get away with it . The bashfulness is incredibly endearing.
My style is like... gorgeous photos of your butt. All that's missing is some hand prints. Can I help? "that’s a good one lol | |||
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Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.
I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story.
I dunno, I had to change my knickers after you told me I needed to run the hoover around before taking a selfie. Ooft
If household appliances get you going I'm up for a meet at Curry's?
Can I sit on a washing machine?
Sure, as long as you watch me while I fuck a Dyson
I want to make Henry watch too.
Haven't you heard he's off the scene. Apparently Hetty caught him sucking off a Steam Mop, he told her it was clean but she wasn't having any of it." ! Poor Hetty! Though didn't she run off with his younger brother Harry a while ago? | |||
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Wrong but so right?
Well, you've heard the crap I come out with in person.
You're adorable enough to get away with it . The bashfulness is incredibly endearing.
My style is like... gorgeous photos of your butt. All that's missing is some hand prints. Can I help?
Followed by lots of giggles?
Though see, you can flirt "Of course! I couldn't say that and keep a straight face! | |||
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"For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on "Ahahaha, that's ace | |||
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Wrong but so right?
Well, you've heard the crap I come out with in person.
You're adorable enough to get away with it . The bashfulness is incredibly endearing.
My style is like... gorgeous photos of your butt. All that's missing is some hand prints. Can I help? that’s a good one lol "Why thank you. | |||
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"For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on
Guess I knew where the switch was "Touché | |||
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Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.
I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story.
I dunno, I had to change my knickers after you told me I needed to run the hoover around before taking a selfie. Ooft
If household appliances get you going I'm up for a meet at Curry's?
Can I sit on a washing machine?
Sure, as long as you watch me while I fuck a Dyson
I want to make Henry watch too.
Haven't you heard he's off the scene. Apparently Hetty caught him sucking off a Steam Mop, he told her it was clean but she wasn't having any of it.
! Poor Hetty! Though didn't she run off with his younger brother Harry a while ago?"Yeah I had a threesum lined up with them until he started bringing in all these rules. I couldn't touch her plug, could only use this attachment and not that one, Wasn't even allowed to fill her bag. Took all the fun out of it for me. | |||
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"Who want to suck my cock and polishing my shoes ???? " No! | |||
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"Who want to suck my cock and polishing my shoes ???? Yes !" Knew you'd change your mind after seeing me naked | |||
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"Who want to suck my cock and polishing my shoes ???? Yes ! Wtf! Knew you'd change your mind after seeing me naked " That's just sneaky | |||
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"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation. So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills ? Bring it!
Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.
I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story.
I dunno, I had to change my knickers after you told me I needed to run the hoover around before taking a selfie. Ooft
If household appliances get you going I'm up for a meet at Curry's?
Can I sit on a washing machine?
Sure, as long as you watch me while I fuck a Dyson
I want to make Henry watch too.
Haven't you heard he's off the scene. Apparently Hetty caught him sucking off a Steam Mop, he told her it was clean but she wasn't having any of it.
! Poor Hetty! Though didn't she run off with his younger brother Harry a while ago?
Yeah I had a threesum lined up with them until he started bringing in all these rules. I couldn't touch her plug, could only use this attachment and not that one, Wasn't even allowed to fill her bag. Took all the fun out of it for me."I can imagine! I mean the no plug touching alone is bad enough! And you'd just be on edge the whole time trying to remember which attachments were okay to use! | |||
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"Excuse me but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you tastes like" Lemon | |||
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"lacey red gingers stick together "I'm not ginger I'm afraid but we could still stick together! | |||
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"Do you need a help with where ur hand is going " Sorry? | |||
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"Hey did you fall from heaven because have sex with me " well you get points for making me giggle anyway! | |||
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"Hey did you fall from heaven because have sex with me
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"I may not be a ventriloquist, but I bet I can put my hand up your skirt and make your lips move "Oh god! That just made me shudder | |||
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"Would you hold it against me, if I told you that you had an amazing body?
Only if you sing the Britney song to me."If I said my heart was beating loud, If we could escape the crowd somehow, If I said I want your body now, Would you hold it against me? I’m pretty sure those are the lyrics... | |||
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"I can match the lemon cake, I’m good with my hands and not bad at baking either " Are you yellow and bitter though? | |||
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"I'm up for anything that involves Lemon Drizzle Cake... Especially if I get to eat it off a surface of my choosing! "This appears to be a popular request tonight! | |||
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"Infact, yes- always more cake "You sure you don't just need a one way ticket? | |||
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"That's a smashing blouse you are wearing " Do you mean my schoolgirl pic? | |||
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"Hey did you fall from heaven because have sex with me
well you get points for making me giggle anyway!
Now about that cake "That sure you've won? | |||
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Only if you sing the Britney song to me.
If I said my heart was beating loud,
If we could escape the crowd somehow,
If I said I want your body now,
Would you hold it against me?
I’m pretty sure those are the lyrics... "Correct! Your request is my command! | |||
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"That's a smashing blouse you are wearing Do you mean my schoolgirl pic?" It's Richie's flirting from Bottom, sorry x | |||
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"That's a smashing blouse you are wearing Do you mean my schoolgirl pic? It's Richie's flirting from Bottom, sorry x" Oops. Went right over my head, sorry | |||
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"That's a smashing blouse you are wearing Do you mean my schoolgirl pic? It's Richie's flirting from Bottom, sorry x" You made me laugh Rich and Eddie are my favourites! | |||
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"Fake flirting and lemon drizzle, this is my worst nightmare "No lemon drizzle here Luci | |||
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"Fake flirting and lemon drizzle, this is my worst nightmare
No lemon drizzle here Luci "Good, it made me sick on MLS OG social
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