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"I am kak handed. (I switch hands halfway through tasks) " Haha that made me chuckle as Kak means Shit in Afrikaans | |||
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"I helped develop a new method of detecting corrosion in aircraft airframes before it is visible to the naked eye or even microscopic examination. I presented to many of the largest aircraft producers, Boeing and Airbus being the 2 biggest." Get it patented quick, before someone else steals your ideas. It happened to me, that was in aviation too! | |||
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"I love power tools..... .....wouldn't think it from my speccie face.... . " There’s a surprise | |||
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"I’ve been in a Iraqi Jail for 48hrs I’m thinking it’s different to the ones in the uk " How's the punishment room? | |||
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"I'm currently in the process of being tested so I can be a living kidney donor. Sin." Amazing x | |||
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"Emotional haha was in with 1 Iraqi he’d been caught pinching... all he kept going on about is messi and Ronald " I'm so sorry...I didn't think you were serious!!! x | |||
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"Emotional haha was in with 1 Iraqi he’d been caught pinching... all he kept going on about is messi and Ronald I'm so sorry...I didn't think you were serious!!! x" Probably one of the few times in my life I was lol lol | |||
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"I am ambidextrous " its a cool skill to have | |||
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"I cut my nose off to spite my face. " When you sneeze that must be one hell of a mess. I'm related to Coleman mustard. | |||
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"I cut my nose off to spite my face. When you sneeze that must be one hell of a mess. I'm related to Coleman mustard." It was in the kitchen with a candlestick | |||
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"I hate people." | |||
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"I am ambidextrous its a cool skill to have " It is, I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous. | |||
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"I hate people." I dont like most people either - I dont hate them though that's harsh | |||
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"I hate people. I dont like most people either - I dont hate them though that's harsh " Lol, try meeting some of the people I've met, you'd hate them too | |||
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"I was the West Yorkshire intermediate 800m champion. Back in the day, obviously " Did you get to race Seb Coe? Or Gary Cook or Peter Elliot? | |||
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"I helped develop a new method of detecting corrosion in aircraft airframes before it is visible to the naked eye or even microscopic examination. I presented to many of the largest aircraft producers, Boeing and Airbus being the 2 biggest. Get it patented quick, before someone else steals your ideas. It happened to me, that was in aviation too!" The patent belongs to the University, they had the basic idea, I just developed it into a workable tool. | |||
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"I have a degree " And me... in life | |||
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"I am kak handed. (I switch hands halfway through tasks) " That's not what Ka K Handed means. It means clumsy and awkward. Kack as in shit! | |||
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"I am kak handed. (I switch hands halfway through tasks) That's not what Ka K Handed means. It means clumsy and awkward. Kack as in shit! " I sometimes leave out the letter C in words just for fun! | |||
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"I was the West Yorkshire intermediate 800m champion. Back in the day, obviously Did you get to race Seb Coe? Or Gary Cook or Peter Elliot?" No, Intermediate level is 15 to 17 years old. Then I discovered rugby So athletics took a back seat | |||
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"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it." OK Dr evil | |||
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"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it." Choose Life! | |||
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"I used to weight 17 stone. I don’t don’t do KGs, but it’s a LOT." Then I need your secret or routine!!! I need to shift this tyre!! | |||
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"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it." Was there not a question mark about who invented the very first question mark???? I thought it was named after a man called Mark.... | |||
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"I used to weight 17 stone. I don’t don’t do KGs, but it’s a LOT." No way!!!!!! Wowzers | |||
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"I can blow bubbles from my mouth " I can do this too!! | |||
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"I want to sleep with a Muslim lol" Any reason why? | |||
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"I can fit 3 whole wagon wheels in my mouth at once x" I've never been as jealous in my entire life. | |||
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"I've just started college after being away from education for 25yrs " did you have a sabbatical? | |||
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"If my cat is awake when I'm about to go out, I tell her where I'm going and how long I plan to be. If I come home later, I apologise to her. " they dont understand humans they just eat sleep and purr, youre their food slave only | |||
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"If my cat is awake when I'm about to go out, I tell her where I'm going and how long I plan to be. If I come home later, I apologise to her. they dont understand humans they just eat sleep and purr, youre their food slave only " She understands that I love her. | |||
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"I can fit 3 whole wagon wheels in my mouth at once x I've never been as jealous in my entire life. " But are they 1980s size wagon wheels or 2019 size wagon wheels? Big difference | |||
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"If my cat is awake when I'm about to go out, I tell her where I'm going and how long I plan to be. If I come home later, I apologise to her. " I this | |||
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"I've just started college after being away from education for 25yrs did you have a sabbatical? " A gap year | |||
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"I am kak handed. (I switch hands halfway through tasks) Haha that made me chuckle as Kak means Shit in Afrikaans " Same here. Had a good giggle | |||
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"I'm actually a really nice and non-judgemental bloke " Really | |||
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"My eyes change colourdoes your mask?" it can be any colour you want it to be | |||
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"I'm actually a really nice and non-judgemental bloke Really " Honest! | |||
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"My eyes change colourdoes your mask?it can be any colour you want it to be " oooh Thankyou | |||
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"I'm actually a really nice and non-judgemental bloke Really Honest! " Well I'll take your word then | |||
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"If my cat is awake when I'm about to go out, I tell her where I'm going and how long I plan to be. If I come home later, I apologise to her. they dont understand humans they just eat sleep and purr, youre their food slave only She understands that I love her. " how do you know? | |||
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"My eyes change colour" Mine change colour too! They are blue but I'm tired they turn green | |||
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"If my cat is awake when I'm about to go out, I tell her where I'm going and how long I plan to be. If I come home later, I apologise to her. I this " She's basically my child, gotta keep her in the loop. | |||
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"I can fit 3 whole wagon wheels in my mouth at once x I've never been as jealous in my entire life. But are they 1980s size wagon wheels or 2019 size wagon wheels? Big difference " Either way that’s my Sunday afternoon sorted.. | |||
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"The interesting things about me are all very boring" I doubt that very much Polly x | |||
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"I've been stood up. Big come on last week. Now she won't read messages " is that interesting though? | |||
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"I have completed two individual half iron-man events. " Impressive, well done | |||
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"I have completed two individual half iron-man events. Impressive, well done" My times weren't lol! | |||
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"I have completed two individual half iron-man events. Impressive, well done My times weren't lol! " What did you get? | |||
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"I have completed two individual half iron-man events. Impressive, well done My times weren't lol! What did you get?" Apart from a sore arse and sweaty as fuck? I got finishers t-shirt and medals and subway food | |||
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"I have completed two individual half iron-man events. Impressive, well done My times weren't lol! What did you get? Apart from a sore arse and sweaty as fuck? I got finishers t-shirt and medals and subway food " I meant time wise haha | |||
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