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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It would be fun to know something about you. I like to go to the gym alot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was one of the testers for the BBC I player before it was released.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am kak handed.

(I switch hands halfway through tasks)

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I like music and love to dance..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love power tools..... .....wouldn't think it from my speccie face.... .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am kak handed.

(I switch hands halfway through tasks) "

Haha that made me chuckle as Kak means Shit in Afrikaans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I helped develop a new method of detecting corrosion in aircraft airframes before it is visible to the naked eye or even microscopic examination.

I presented to many of the largest aircraft producers, Boeing and Airbus being the 2 biggest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I helped develop a new method of detecting corrosion in aircraft airframes before it is visible to the naked eye or even microscopic examination.

I presented to many of the largest aircraft producers, Boeing and Airbus being the 2 biggest."

Get it patented quick, before someone else steals your ideas. It happened to me, that was in aviation too!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I can mimic a lot of rock singers voices. Never sang on stage though.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The most (and only) interesting thing about me (which I've told on here before) is that I am a chimaera twin.

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By *artinsureMan
over a year ago

acton

I’m yet to receive so much as a wink on this site, someone cheer me up please lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

I've been strumming all morning to the Arctic Monkeys debut album.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I love power tools..... .....wouldn't think it from my speccie face.... . "

There’s a surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a bit of a brat ! X

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

I have hypermobility in both shoulders. Worst superpower ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been in a Iraqi Jail for 48hrs I’m thinking it’s different to the ones in the uk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am ampidextrious when it comes to playing snooker or pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been in a Iraqi Jail for 48hrs I’m thinking it’s different to the ones in the uk "

How's the punishment room?

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

I am ambidextrous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently in the process of being tested so I can be a living kidney donor.

Sin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love rally driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emotional haha was in with 1 Iraqi he’d been caught pinching... all he kept going on about is messi and Ronald

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently in the process of being tested so I can be a living kidney donor.

Sin."

Amazing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Emotional haha was in with 1 Iraqi he’d been caught pinching... all he kept going on about is messi and Ronald "

I'm so sorry...I didn't think you were serious!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Emotional haha was in with 1 Iraqi he’d been caught pinching... all he kept going on about is messi and Ronald

I'm so sorry...I didn't think you were serious!!! x"

Probably one of the few times in my life I was lol lol

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Everytime i meet a new woman i always put her on a pedestal.

Its handy for looking up their skirts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am ambidextrous "

its a cool skill to have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe the world is all in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can navigate my way round a field with a box on my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cut my nose off to spite my face.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'm a budding artiste

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I hate people.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"I cut my nose off to spite my face. "

When you sneeze that must be one hell of a mess.

I'm related to Coleman mustard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dance with my pet dog - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cut my nose off to spite my face.

When you sneeze that must be one hell of a mess.

I'm related to Coleman mustard."

It was in the kitchen with a candlestick

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I hate people."

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon


"I am ambidextrous

its a cool skill to have "

It is, I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

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By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

I (her) have a phobia of butterflies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate people."

I dont like most people either - I dont hate them though that's harsh

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I hate people.

I dont like most people either - I dont hate them though that's harsh "

Lol, try meeting some of the people I've met, you'd hate them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Despite how hard I try I still can’t ollie. I feel the shame!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I played County Netball for 10 yrs. I was GA mainly but sometimes GS.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London&Dublin

I opt for early retirement on 17th May 2021. Wrote and sent the letter last week.

Excited. Looking forward for 2020.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

I was the West Yorkshire intermediate 800m champion. Back in the day, obviously

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I like to walk past gyms on my way to the cake shop.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London&Dublin


"I was the West Yorkshire intermediate 800m champion. Back in the day, obviously "

Did you get to race Seb Coe?

Or Gary Cook or Peter Elliot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a rare blood type that can be given to anyone that needs a transfusion, and I donate blood every 4 months

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Once, we were both the youngest person in the world....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've given birth to surrogate twins for a couple that couldn't have their own x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I helped develop a new method of detecting corrosion in aircraft airframes before it is visible to the naked eye or even microscopic examination.

I presented to many of the largest aircraft producers, Boeing and Airbus being the 2 biggest.

Get it patented quick, before someone else steals your ideas. It happened to me, that was in aviation too!"

The patent belongs to the University, they had the basic idea, I just developed it into a workable tool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a degree

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I have a degree "

And me... in life

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I once won a competition to name a yak.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I won a gold medal in a martial arts tournament.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have O neg blood and my daughter is pissed cos she’s O pos, like it’s my fault or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was one a registered missing person for 3 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am kak handed.

(I switch hands halfway through tasks) "

That's not what Ka K Handed means. It means clumsy and awkward. Kack as in shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am kak handed.

(I switch hands halfway through tasks)

That's not what Ka K Handed means. It means clumsy and awkward. Kack as in shit! "

I sometimes leave out the letter C in words just for fun!

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds


"I was the West Yorkshire intermediate 800m champion. Back in the day, obviously

Did you get to race Seb Coe?

Or Gary Cook or Peter Elliot?"

No, Intermediate level is 15 to 17 years old. Then I discovered rugby So athletics took a back seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 2016 I took 107 flights and travelled just over 300,000 miles for work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have medal for gallantry and I was the only person issued with this medal in that particular year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can blow bubbles from my mouth

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

I was once scheduled to be on Coach Trip and was as close to being two red cards to being drafted in until my friends bottled it and pulled out

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By *ld HeroMan
over a year ago

Luton

I made the local paper aged 2 for burning the family house down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a survivor of domestic abuse and violence.

Now I help others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won a toy Bambi from a kids comic when I was 6. I still have it now. She's lost two spots and an eye, besides that, she's still beautiful

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have a black belt in origami.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

OK Dr evil

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

Choose Life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to weight 17 stone. I don’t don’t do KGs, but it’s a LOT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to be creative! I can draw well and love writing short stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to weight 17 stone. I don’t don’t do KGs, but it’s a LOT."

Then I need your secret or routine!!! I need to shift this tyre!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm about to start my paramedic training

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got rather squiffy in 10 Downing street .

I like to write erotic stories

I can bake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m currently planning to set my own micro scale brewery up!

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By *artinsureMan
over a year ago

acton

I can get like 6 kills in hard core free for all on call of duty LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *inky and the brain 1Couple
over a year ago

near Halesowen

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By *inky and the brain 1Couple
over a year ago

near Halesowen

I have a motorbike licence (jk) Aaaaand seeing as I'm anonymous on here.. I've broken my frenulem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met Harry Redknapp in the loos at St Mary's the day he was announced as manager of Southampton FC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Share the secret to success! You look incredible! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im single for last 3 years

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

I once ran across the tyne bridge naked

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry


"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

Was there not a question mark about who invented the very first question mark????

I thought it was named after a man called Mark....

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I can fit 3 whole wagon wheels in my mouth at once x

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close


"I can fit 3 whole wagon wheels in my mouth at once x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can knit fairisle patterns

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close


"I used to weight 17 stone. I don’t don’t do KGs, but it’s a LOT."

No way!!!!!! Wowzers

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The first time I went in a plane I flew it aged 16. I was at boarding school and was in the CCF (it was either that or The Scouts and I wanted to shoot guns, not say dib dib dib and tie knots). It was a 2 seater Chipmunk, and we took off from RAF Abingdon and were airborne for about half an hour. The pilot even let me do a barrel roll

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"I can fit 3 whole wagon wheels in my mouth at once x

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It's a skill!

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

I've just started college after being away from education for 25yrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been run over twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can blow bubbles from my mouth "

I can do this too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have more lives than a cat..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did 12 marathons in 12 months last year and I dont mean the chocolates Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to sleep with a Muslim lol

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By *actileGent69Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire

If on form I can sometimes .... and my current partner has witnessed it several times . I also frequently can tell if ..... and every time I shock those doing it . Then there was when I was a child, now that scared me !!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I want to sleep with a Muslim lol"
Any reason why?

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By *isa29ukWoman
over a year ago

Clapham

I love married men

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

I'm a hockey goalkeeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My self image is 3" shorter than me, consequently I bang my head on door frames etc. Too often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

britsh black man with greeny blue eyes, i have a big family and im the only one with this eye colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been head to toe covered in burning petrol but all that burnt was the hair on my arms..

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I can fit 3 whole wagon wheels in my mouth at once x"

I've never been as jealous in my entire life.

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By *terobs6869Man
over a year ago

Llandudno

I have a higher than average number of both legs and arms

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

Taught many a royal and celebs to ski.......

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

I can tell the time pretty well by sun/moonlight. Never out by more than 15mins

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just started college after being away from education for 25yrs "
did you have a sabbatical?

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

If my cat is awake when I'm about to go out, I tell her where I'm going and how long I plan to be. If I come home later, I apologise to her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If my cat is awake when I'm about to go out, I tell her where I'm going and how long I plan to be. If I come home later, I apologise to her.

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they dont understand humans they just eat sleep and purr, youre their food slave only

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"If my cat is awake when I'm about to go out, I tell her where I'm going and how long I plan to be. If I come home later, I apologise to her.

they dont understand humans they just eat sleep and purr, youre their food slave only "

She understands that I love her.

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By *omsingleMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I produce and direct documentaries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a rapper from liverpool

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I think that geology is super interesting

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"I can fit 3 whole wagon wheels in my mouth at once x

I've never been as jealous in my entire life. "

But are they 1980s size wagon wheels or 2019 size wagon wheels? Big difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can remember entire conversations from as far back as Primary School but will forget something when I am out shopping!!

LJ

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By *liviaGTV/TS
over a year ago

Preston

I love swimming

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I've been bitten by a penguin.

I'm a cancer survivor.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"If my cat is awake when I'm about to go out, I tell her where I'm going and how long I plan to be. If I come home later, I apologise to her.

"

I this

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I am interesting

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"I've just started college after being away from education for 25yrs did you have a sabbatical? "

A gap year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I died once. But I got better.

Also, I sometimes make things up.

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By *aughtydrawerCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I can jump on top of a wheelie bin without any run up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am kak handed.

(I switch hands halfway through tasks)

Haha that made me chuckle as Kak means Shit in Afrikaans "

Same here. Had a good giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can stick my entire little finger in my nostril - k

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I was one of the first people in the country to have a certain type of surgery.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

I love cooking and good at massages...Helen is spoilt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can self suck.

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By *aucy sausageMan
over a year ago

Gentleshaw

I was the 68 person in the world to complete a Deca Ironman

24 mile swim, 1120 mile bike, 262 mile run

169 hours.

Never again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes change colour

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"My eyes change colour"
does your mask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

This "

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I'm actually a really nice and non-judgemental bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a webcammer...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm actually a really nice and non-judgemental bloke "
Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although I'm Welsh born and bred I have Eastern European blood as my mum originates from Latvia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My eyes change colourdoes your mask?"
it can be any colour you want it to be

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"I'm actually a really nice and non-judgemental bloke Really "

Honest!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"My eyes change colourdoes your mask?it can be any colour you want it to be "
oooh Thankyou

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm actually a really nice and non-judgemental bloke Really

Honest! "

Well I'll take your word then

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I spend far too many hours on motorways...

Driving to interesting places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son had a TV documentary made about him when he was young

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

I can eat a whole packet of chocolate buscuits

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We both have music degrees. Hannah is a classical singer and Luke is a pianist.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I have double-jointed thumbs

You never know, that MIGHT come in handy for something some day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If my cat is awake when I'm about to go out, I tell her where I'm going and how long I plan to be. If I come home later, I apologise to her.

they dont understand humans they just eat sleep and purr, youre their food slave only

She understands that I love her. "

how do you know?

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By *ittlebitofpleasure100Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Me and the hubby were on couples come dine with me. I wanted to leave out latex nipple tassels for our guests to find but I wasn’t allowed.

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

I have a level 1 in welding

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By *ld HeroMan
over a year ago

Luton


"My eyes change colour"

Mine change colour too!

They are blue but I'm tired they turn green

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By *lue_dogMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

I was an extra in Soldier Soldier in the 90s.

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"If my cat is awake when I'm about to go out, I tell her where I'm going and how long I plan to be. If I come home later, I apologise to her.

I this "

She's basically my child, gotta keep her in the loop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before my band split up we played at Bloodstock and Sonisphere festivals.We also played live sessions on the Kerrang Radio Unsigned show and on Red TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm related to an international rugby player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a candle sniffing addiction

P

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

When I had my forearm tattooed, my arm flinched and now I have a dot tattooed on my thumb

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams

I've never seen a Star Wars film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit 3 whole wagon wheels in my mouth at once x

I've never been as jealous in my entire life.

But are they 1980s size wagon wheels or 2019 size wagon wheels? Big difference "

Either way that’s my Sunday afternoon sorted..

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

I have played in the Dubai 7’s

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

The interesting things about me are all very boring

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"The interesting things about me are all very boring"

I doubt that very much Polly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been possessed by a djinn before. (a spirit not bad or good but a trickster).

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By *dam 1974Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I've been stood up. Big come on last week. Now she won't read messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been stood up. Big come on last week. Now she won't read messages "
is that interesting though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have completed two individual half iron-man events.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have completed two individual half iron-man events.

"

Impressive, well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have completed two individual half iron-man events.

Impressive, well done"

My times weren't lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have completed two individual half iron-man events.

Impressive, well done

My times weren't lol! "

What did you get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have completed two individual half iron-man events.

Impressive, well done

My times weren't lol!

What did you get?"

Apart from a sore arse and sweaty as fuck?

I got finishers t-shirt and medals and subway food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have completed two individual half iron-man events.

Impressive, well done

My times weren't lol!

What did you get?

Apart from a sore arse and sweaty as fuck?

I got finishers t-shirt and medals and subway food "

I meant time wise haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

17 years ago this month I passed the IAM advanced driving test.

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