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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it true or false you can buy mini sky remotes as I need one so I can take a picture of my penis I have the lynx can and I went for a mini Fanta instead of Stella and just to be safe I got a mars bar as well all information will be very much appreciated

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Is it true or false you can buy mini sky remotes as I need one so I can take a picture of my penis I have the lynx can and I went for a mini Fanta instead of Stella and just to be safe I got a mars bar as well all information will be very much appreciated "

Let me introduce you to dolls house furniture

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Is it true or false you can buy mini sky remotes as I need one so I can take a picture of my penis I have the lynx can and I went for a mini Fanta instead of Stella and just to be safe I got a mars bar as well all information will be very much appreciated "

Is it a 1980s mars bar or a 2019 mars bar?.. 39.4% difference.. we would need to see the sell by date

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it true or false you can buy mini sky remotes as I need one so I can take a picture of my penis I have the lynx can and I went for a mini Fanta instead of Stella and just to be safe I got a mars bar as well all information will be very much appreciated

Let me introduce you to dolls house furniture"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it true or false you can buy mini sky remotes as I need one so I can take a picture of my penis I have the lynx can and I went for a mini Fanta instead of Stella and just to be safe I got a mars bar as well all information will be very much appreciated

Is it a 1980s mars bar or a 2019 mars bar?.. 39.4% difference.. we would need to see the sell by date"

It’s that an actual fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that like one of those plastic wine bottles off a plane? Also, how the eff did you get that cartoon pic past admin for approval...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do Lynx do travel size?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Is that like one of those plastic wine bottles off a plane? Also, how the eff did you get that cartoon pic past admin for approval...?"

You can post anything now, they're too busy trawling through videos

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It just much simpler to just have a great big cock

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I did a pic with a cotton bud once

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

What's wrong with the good old fashioned ruler with inches one side and millimeters the other? Not only does it take up less space it's also a lot more accurate, I mean you wouldnt want to mislead the ladies now would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did a pic with a cotton bud once "

Ouch! How far did you jam it in?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"I did a pic with a cotton bud once

Ouch! How far did you jam it in?"

I meant for size comparison, I didn't think that comment through

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Lol I’ll go 4 bounty very small bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did a pic with a cotton bud once

Ouch! How far did you jam it in?

I meant for size comparison, I didn't think that comment through "

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Is it true or false you can buy mini sky remotes as I need one so I can take a picture of my penis I have the lynx can and I went for a mini Fanta instead of Stella and just to be safe I got a mars bar as well all information will be very much appreciated "

Not sure about Sky remotes, but when we got a new Tivo box recently, the remote was about half the size of the old one

I suggest subscribing to Virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true or false you can buy mini sky remotes as I need one so I can take a picture of my penis I have the lynx can and I went for a mini Fanta instead of Stella and just to be safe I got a mars bar as well all information will be very much appreciated

Not sure about Sky remotes, but when we got a new Tivo box recently, the remote was about half the size of the old one

I suggest subscribing to Virgin "

Our new sky remote is much smaller than the old ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest you find a very small bathroom sink - like they do in studios or bedsits - and put your cock on it. Guarantee you it will appear to look massive

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

If you use photo shop you could put your hairy willy on the side of a mini empire state building and fly planes around it !!!!! Xx

Could then call it king dong!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true or false you can buy mini sky remotes as I need one so I can take a picture of my penis I have the lynx can and I went for a mini Fanta instead of Stella and just to be safe I got a mars bar as well all information will be very much appreciated "

Mars Celebrations and Cadbury Heros are your friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you use photo shop you could put your hairy willy on the side of a mini empire state building and fly planes around it !!!!! Xx

Could then call it king dong!!!! "

Bloody genius but in all fairness my hairy willy is actually lovely and trimmed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that like one of those plastic wine bottles off a plane? Also, how the eff did you get that cartoon pic past admin for approval...?"

They must of found it funny which surprises me

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Sorry..what was the question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a metric ruler, Tippexed out all the cm graphics and wrote in "Inches". Think I pulled it off.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Just go with a Mr sheen can best I've ever seen

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Yiu could always use a fire extinguisher.

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