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"Yes! I am becoming wrinkly and very forgetful" Wrinkles are caused by laughter! You laugh too much ![]() | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It caught up and overtook my mind years ago ![]() Oh that happened to me years ago too, I feel 35 myself but don't dwell on it or I would be depressed ![]() | |||
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"Twenty fucking six....! You make me sick...! ![]() 25*! And in that case I suggest pepto bismol, it should work a treat ![]() | |||
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"Is it time for you to keto mate?" Hell no, I like bread too much ![]() | |||
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"I'm going blind, glasses for reading and work. I think I'll need them permanently soon" Lasik! | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() ![]() So you went from virgin to sex god in just a few years? Do you have a guide/book coming soon for us less skillful? | |||
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"Well il be 58 on Monday and the wrinkles are creeping in fast ![]() Once again, laugh less! And I heard cum is great for skincare ![]() | |||
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"Time to start eating reduced fat cheese" Since the invention of 'low fat' food what have you seen happen to the population in general? ![]() | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() ![]() Yes, she's called Miss.Red. Can thoroughly recommend her. | |||
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"Well il be 58 on Monday and the wrinkles are creeping in fast ![]() ![]() Hmmm ok have to try some then ![]() | |||
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"Yes! I am becoming wrinkly and very forgetful Wrinkles are caused by laughter! You laugh too much ![]() Mate! Laugh and crack this resting bitch face?? Properly having a bubble you are! | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() Maybe you just need a poop?? Tends to be my go to to solve all Have a tummy ache! Go for a poop Having a crisis? Go for a poop Need advice? Yip, poop Getting old? Poop See! It does help will all manner of ailments | |||
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"My sister yanked a grey hair out my head last week ![]() Fair few in the remaining hair on my head ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() Works for me!! Everytime!! Need some P & Q you know what to do!! | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() Haha yes 26 is tough... ![]() | |||
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"Two different sets of glasses, hearing aids, osteoporosis and suitcases under my eyes. But my boobs are still fabulous. " See there's a shining light in every situation ![]() | |||
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"Time to start eating reduced fat cheese Since the invention of 'low fat' food what have you seen happen to the population in general? ![]() Yeah, they kept snacking and drinking sodas. | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() ![]() Haha I truly believe it, but to be fair you were at least a sex demigod before her ![]() | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() Absolutely! I just had a poop and feel amazing! | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() Nah, although it did slim me down a fair bit this morning ![]() | |||
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"not a sudden realisation more a creeping up slowly over time realisation. 24 hour hangovers were a clue " Chicken soup works for that apparently ![]() | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() ![]() 25! stop aging me further ![]() | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() ![]() ![]() You mean the info you have on your profile is incorrect sir? Tsk tsk tsk | |||
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"I'm going blind, glasses for reading and work. I think I'll need them permanently soonLasik!" I had my eyes laser corrected 7 years ago. I now need glasses for reading and screen work.. | |||
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" Haha yes 26 is tough... ![]() ![]() If you feel old at 25 I must be truly past it and fossilised at 45! Nothing has fallen off yet happy to say! ![]() | |||
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"I'm going blind, glasses for reading and work. I think I'll need them permanently soonLasik! I had my eyes laser corrected 7 years ago. I now need glasses for reading and screen work.." That was new technology back then, why didn't you wait ![]() | |||
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" Haha yes 26 is tough... ![]() ![]() ![]() I think I have knickers older than you ![]() | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() ![]() ![]() Have to keep anonymity ![]() | |||
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" Haha yes 26 is tough... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ewwww... ![]() | |||
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"I have worked full time nights for 22yrs. Always managed ok but this year i have struggled as get so very tired at around 5ish. Really think its down to age. I dont sleep as well as i did before." Do you still get around 7-9 hours of sleep a day? | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() Everyday mate, it's a bummer, creaky knees, plantur faciitis, sore joints in my hands affecting grip (a real bummer on meets lol) the list can go on. Weight gain is the least of my worries. Aargh! | |||
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" Haha yes 26 is tough... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It is ok they are clean! ![]() | |||
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" Haha yes 26 is tough... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And queue offers to buy said knickers... lol | |||
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" Haha yes 26 is tough... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Scratch that... | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() ![]() humblebrag. (an ostensibly modest or self-deprecating statement with the actual intention of drawing attention to something of which one is proud.) | |||
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" Haha yes 26 is tough... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh my word! Maybe I should set up a stall ![]() | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() ![]() PEOPLE MY AGE CAN FEEL OLD AND ALSO SUFFER FROM JOINT/BACK PAINS, HAVE GREY HAIRS, HAVE POOR VISION OR HEARING PROBLEMS. I TYPED THIS IN CAPITAL LETTERS FOR YOU TO SEE IT BETTER JUST IN CASE YOUR EYES AREN'T WORKING AS WELL AS THEY USED TO ![]() | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() ![]() ![]() THANK YOU | |||
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"Totally! But then I go to work looking after the old and infirm and realise I have worse to look forward to. Good sex makes it all feel better ![]() ![]() ![]() Good sex makes everyone feel better ![]() | |||
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"I feel your pain OP, I've discovered two grey pubes. I know that I am getting on now and it's downhill from there." Grey pubes, I'm not that far along yet ![]() | |||
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"I feel your pain OP, I've discovered two grey pubes. I know that I am getting on now and it's downhill from there." ![]() | |||
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"I'm going blind, glasses for reading and work. I think I'll need them permanently soonLasik! I had my eyes laser corrected 7 years ago. I now need glasses for reading and screen work.. That was new technology back then, why didn't you wait ![]() Laser correction had been around for over 20 years. I had the money (I had a life insurance payout from having cancer) so did something for me. | |||
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"I feel your pain OP, I've discovered two grey pubes. I know that I am getting on now and it's downhill from there." I hear that merkins are making a comeback. | |||
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"I have worked full time nights for 22yrs. Always managed ok but this year i have struggled as get so very tired at around 5ish. Really think its down to age. I dont sleep as well as i did before. Do you still get around 7-9 hours of sleep a day?" No. When im working i get about 5hrs if i am lucky. | |||
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"Twenty fucking six....! You make me sick...! ![]() Hahahaha...yes...wait til you get to my age!! 26...Jeez... | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahahahaha!! Having said wait until you get to my age....I feel sexier, more confident, happier than I ever did in my 20s or 30s!! Xx | |||
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"Time to start eating reduced fat cheese Since the invention of 'low fat' food what have you seen happen to the population in general? ![]() And getting fatter ![]() | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Twenty fucking six....! You make me sick...! ![]() I have a child older than the OP ![]() | |||
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"Twenty fucking six....! You make me sick...! ![]() ![]() Mummy? ![]() | |||
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"Twenty fucking six....! You make me sick...! ![]() ![]() ![]() Son ... get off your phone, it's past your bed time!! | |||
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"I hate the ageing process!!! I've suddenly started putting on weight!! I've never had the problem before. I've always been able to maintain my weight. Suddenly the menopause hits me and "Boom"! Even though I gym 4-5 times a week I'm still gaining pounds.... And don't get me started on the vaginal dryness!!! Seriously!! Mother nature is a bitch from hell!!! ![]() ![]() Visually, you seem to be aging perfectly ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() Yeah about twenty years ago ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It caught up and overtook my mind years ago ![]() ![]() You need Metformin ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I hate the ageing process!!! I've suddenly started putting on weight!! I've never had the problem before. I've always been able to maintain my weight. Suddenly the menopause hits me and "Boom"! Even though I gym 4-5 times a week I'm still gaining pounds.... And don't get me started on the vaginal dryness!!! Seriously!! Mother nature is a bitch from hell!!! ![]() ![]() Menopause! The best kept secret in the world! | |||
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"I hate the ageing process!!! I've suddenly started putting on weight!! I've never had the problem before. I've always been able to maintain my weight. Suddenly the menopause hits me and "Boom"! Even though I gym 4-5 times a week I'm still gaining pounds.... And don't get me started on the vaginal dryness!!! Seriously!! Mother nature is a bitch from hell!!! ![]() ![]() Totally agree the menopause is lethal | |||
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"I'm going blind, glasses for reading and work. I think I'll need them permanently soon" I went straight from what I thought was perfect vision to needing progressives permanently | |||
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"Twenty fucking six....! You make me sick...! ![]() This!! Although at 34 I do get told I look “about 26 or 27” (not sure why so precise an estimate) a lot of the time when I reveal my age. So I think in reality I’m the same age as the OP. Yay ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() God, you must be abusing your body! I can still walk 10 miles and recently went hiking in the lake district. My partner commented on my energy and I am 61! | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() Lol, I was expecting you to be my age op, had to chuckle when I saw how old you actually are. The aging process is partially determined by genetics and partially determined by life style, one you can control the other not. I’m 52 and still get the odd compliment but I can honestly say (for me), the benefit of aging is in my mind set, I’m now happy in my own skin and far more confident than I was , I don’t care what people think of me anymore, which means I can be the real me, which in truth ,is a far nicer person than the person I used to try to be. I used to stress about getting to the gym everyday, now I just accept the shape I am, it’s not too bad, but it’s not perfect, I’m lucky I have an active job and a dog to walk, which keeps me relatively unflabby, but that’s as far as my cardio goes, and i love my life now more than I ever have. Love the real you, not the you ,you think others will love. | |||
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"Twenty fucking six....! You make me sick...! ![]() ![]() ![]() But do you like an older man? ![]() | |||
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"Yup. I always knew I'd get old but how fast it's happened has been a bit of a surprise. I'm spreading, creaking and my body aches in the mornings. I can't stay on my knees too long and I can't drink like I used to. If I could turn the clock back I would. But low fat cheese, not a chance. " Low fat cheese is a step too far ![]() | |||
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"Twenty fucking six....! You make me sick...! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Absolutely ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Twenty fucking six....! You make me sick...! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 45 isn't much older. You need to expand your horizons.... ![]() | |||
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"Twenty fucking six....! You make me sick...! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I might expand my horizons if the right person popped up ![]() | |||
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"Twenty fucking six....! You make me sick...! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Only your horizons that you want expanding? | |||
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"Twenty fucking six....! You make me sick...! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We could negotiate other areas I suppose ... ![]() | |||
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"I can finally say my metabolism isn't quite working the way it did 2 or even 1 year ago. Time to start eating reduced fat cheese and do extra cardio after gym ![]() Ha, try being a post-menopausal female!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh my your still a youngster, you shouldn’t be worrying about things like that ! I’m nearly 49, I’ve never thought about getting old.... yes I might look in the mirror now and go ‘ooops more wrinkles and the grey starting to creep through’ but you are only old as you feel or if you let your mind think you are. I’m still in my early 30s in my mind" And body, looking at you pics!! ![]() | |||
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"Twenty fucking six....! You make me sick...! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have been known to pop up spontaneously......inconvenient at times. | |||
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