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By *hechap OP   Man
over a year ago

Derry

English man Scotsman and Irish man were discussing if it was better to have a wife or a mistress.

English man said a wife because she is there all the time, will feed me and keep the house clean.

Scotsman said a mistress because she will do anal, oral and wont complain as much as a wife.

Irishman said both because one will think you are spending all your spare time with the other when you can actually be down in the pub having a good fuking drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my gawdddddd

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Gotta love the fifties

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"English man Scotsman and Irish man were discussing if it was better to have a wife or a mistress.

English man said a wife because she is there all the time, will feed me and keep the house clean.

Scotsman said a mistress because she will do anal, oral and wont complain as much as a wife.

Irishman said both because one will think you are spending all your spare time with the other when you can actually be down in the pub having a good fuking drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most important thing for a man to do in life is find the right woman.

He needs:-

A woman who gives and receives every sexual pleasure.

A woman who loves to tend to home comforts, and look after her man.

A woman who is great in business and can earn enough to fund a great life style.

The second most important thing is to make sure the 3 never meet

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"The most important thing for a man to do in life is find the right woman.

He needs:-

A woman who gives and receives every sexual pleasure.

A woman who loves to tend to home comforts, and look after her man.

A woman who is great in business and can earn enough to fund a great life style.

The second most important thing is to make sure the 3 never meet "

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