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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How are you ‘successful’ on fab? What do you do? Share your magical wisdom with us all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brush my teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a semi egoistic prick with a mediocre sense of humour and probably in the top 3% of worst shaggers on here.

If you can't get a meet and I can, I suggest looking into sex robots.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a semi egoistic prick with a mediocre sense of humour and probably in the top 3% of worst shaggers on here.

If you can't get a meet and I can, I suggest looking into sex robots."

you tell ‘em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 19/10/19 18:29:49]"

I saw that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 19/10/19 18:29:49]

I saw that

That'll learn me for jumping in

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London

By not (trying) to be successful

It's pretty to meet anyone if treat them like a humanbeing.

It helps walking out the door after.. giving them the fuck of their life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m unsuccessful. I’ve only managed to have sexual contact with two women in 10 years on Fab.

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

Read the profile and verifications.

Are the interests shared.

Are they where I travel to (London and Jersey).

I have an honest profile so they can check me out better.

Write a polite introductory message.

Hope.

Happy swinging all.

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"How are you ‘successful’ on fab? What do you do? Share your magical wisdom with us all x"

The art of terrible jokes, a filthy yet reserved mind and a knack for ‘wingin it’

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Be yourself?

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Penis pictures to every inbox possible!!

Isn't that how it is supposed to be done??

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Penis pictures to every inbox possible!!

Isn't that how it is supposed to be done?? "

That's the approach I always take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Penis pictures to every inbox possible!!

Isn't that how it is supposed to be done??

That's the approach I always take

Bollocks, it's your bicep wet white shirt pic, that's the panty dropper!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Penis pictures to every inbox possible!!

Isn't that how it is supposed to be done??

That's the approach I always take

Bollocks, it's your bicep wet white shirt pic, that's the panty dropper!"

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use half a can of lynx Africa before every meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define successful !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Define successful !"

Hmmm. Open to interpretation

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Define successful !"

adjective

accomplishing a desired aim or result.

"a successful attack on the town"

having achieved fame, wealth, or social status.

"a successful actor"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a semi egoistic prick with a mediocre sense of humour and probably in the top 3% of worst shaggers on here.

If you can't get a meet and I can, I suggest looking into sex robots."

Do you have a website address please for said robots

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'll say what I said on the "How Do You Meet Women on Here?" thread:

I like to bombard them with dick pics until they cave and let me give them the best twenty seconds of my life

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Penis pictures to every inbox possible!!

Isn't that how it is supposed to be done??

That's the approach I always take

Bollocks, it's your bicep wet white shirt pic, that's the panty dropper!

True "

Agree

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Penis pictures to every inbox possible!!

Isn't that how it is supposed to be done??

That's the approach I always take

Bollocks, it's your bicep wet white shirt pic, that's the panty dropper!"

Ok, that helps too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll say what I said on the "How Do You Meet Women on Here?" thread:

I like to bombard them with dick pics until they cave and let me give them the best twenty seconds of my life

Those lucky gals

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Penis pictures to every inbox possible!!

Isn't that how it is supposed to be done??

That's the approach I always take

Bollocks, it's your bicep wet white shirt pic, that's the panty dropper!

True "

Oh. Did it work?

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'll say what I said on the "How Do You Meet Women on Here?" thread:

I like to bombard them with dick pics until they cave and let me give them the best twenty seconds of my life

Those lucky gals

I am a selfless kinda guy like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairly succesfull not as succesfull as on pof. I treat everyone as well as I can, have a laugh, have fun, be my self and most import thing is don't take it to serious.....a lot more to a successful meet/date than just sex a connection is more important that's where the real fun happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Penis pictures to every inbox possible!!

Isn't that how it is supposed to be done??

That's the approach I always take

Bollocks, it's your bicep wet white shirt pic, that's the panty dropper!

True

Oh. Did it work?

Might have done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fairly succesfull not as succesfull as on pof. I treat everyone as well as I can, have a laugh, have fun, be my self and most import thing is don't take it to serious.....a lot more to a successful meet/date than just sex a connection is more important that's where the real fun happens"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually going out to clubs/socials

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Define successful !

adjective

accomplishing a desired aim or result.

"a successful attack on the town"

having achieved fame, wealth, or social status.

"a successful actor""

I suspect "desired aim" is the money phrase here.

Look to the environment, work out what you can get from it, adjust expectations, work within that framework.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I find prancing around in a dress and being amazing at sucking cock works for me xx

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I am a semi egoistic prick with a mediocre sense of humour and probably in the top 3% of worst shaggers on here.

If you can't get a meet and I can, I suggest looking into sex robots."

Its the mediocre sense of humour that makes us gush.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Use half a can of lynx Africa before every meet

For measuring or spraying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use half a can of lynx Africa before every meet

For measuring or spraying?"
Both!! A quick measure up for proof then a quick blast on the way over just to seal the deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did offer to train an apprentice but wasnt enough joined my class fools some folks are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a semi egoistic prick with a mediocre sense of humour and probably in the top 3% of worst shaggers on here.

If you can't get a meet and I can, I suggest looking into sex robots.

Its the mediocre sense of humour that makes us gush."

I really wish I had a bit more wit. I might make it to being a half-wit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a semi egoistic prick with a mediocre sense of humour and probably in the top 3% of worst shaggers on here.

If you can't get a meet and I can, I suggest looking into sex robots.

Its the mediocre sense of humour that makes us gush.

I really wish I had a bit more wit. I might make it to being a half-wit."
Hodor does give off sexy vibes

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Brush my teeth

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Do you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I errrrrrm......I errrrrrm. .....

I'll get me coat.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I am a semi egoistic prick with a mediocre sense of humour and probably in the top 3% of worst shaggers on here.

If you can't get a meet and I can, I suggest looking into sex robots.

Its the mediocre sense of humour that makes us gush.

I really wish I had a bit more wit. I might make it to being a half-wit."

Aww don't be so hard on yourself Doc. You're already there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just let them touch my thighs,it's game over then, like putty in my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a semi egoistic prick with a mediocre sense of humour and probably in the top 3% of worst shaggers on here.

If you can't get a meet and I can, I suggest looking into sex robots.

Its the mediocre sense of humour that makes us gush.

I really wish I had a bit more wit. I might make it to being a half-wit.

Aww don't be so hard on yourself Doc. You're already there

Thank you. I must add that achievement to my profile

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I do ok, just by being a semi likeable knobber... but I am very comfortable with that description.

Failing that. Chloroform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been reasonably successful but not got a clue why.

Not that good looking,my photos are shit and thought I had gone to far with the honesty on my profile.???

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"How are you ‘successful’ on fab? What do you do? Share your magical wisdom with us all x"

I pretend to be a woman.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"How are you ‘successful’ on fab? What do you do? Share your magical wisdom with us all x

I pretend to be a woman. "

Not fooling me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a semi egoistic prick with a mediocre sense of humour and probably in the top 3% of worst shaggers on here.

If you can't get a meet and I can, I suggest looking into sex robots.

Its the mediocre sense of humour that makes us gush.

I really wish I had a bit more wit. I might make it to being a half-wit.

Aww don't be so hard on yourself Doc. You're already there

Thank you. I must add that achievement to my profile

Profile now updated

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"How are you ‘successful’ on fab? What do you do? Share your magical wisdom with us all x

I pretend to be a woman.

Not fooling me...

You fool.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"How are you ‘successful’ on fab? What do you do? Share your magical wisdom with us all x

I pretend to be a woman.

Not fooling me...

You fool."

Can I be the biggest here then? pwaoh

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"How are you ‘successful’ on fab? What do you do? Share your magical wisdom with us all x

I pretend to be a woman.

Not fooling me...

You fool.

Can I be the biggest here then? pwaoh "

You should see my cock.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I just let them touch my thighs,it's game over then, like putty in my hands

Its our kryptonite.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I am a semi egoistic prick with a mediocre sense of humour and probably in the top 3% of worst shaggers on here.

If you can't get a meet and I can, I suggest looking into sex robots.

Its the mediocre sense of humour that makes us gush.

I really wish I had a bit more wit. I might make it to being a half-wit.

Aww don't be so hard on yourself Doc. You're already there

Thank you. I must add that achievement to my profile

You'll be fighting us off in no time. Stock up on disguises!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think just being in New York helps . I meet lots of Europeans visiting the city . I prefer women but couples are fun too . And the occasional guy . Look me up if your in ny or nj .

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"How are you ‘successful’ on fab? What do you do? Share your magical wisdom with us all x

I pretend to be a woman.

Not fooling me...

You fool.

Can I be the biggest here then? pwaoh

You should see my cock."

You show me yours and I'll show you mine.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"How are you ‘successful’ on fab? What do you do? Share your magical wisdom with us all x

I pretend to be a woman.

Not fooling me...

You fool.

Can I be the biggest here then? pwaoh

You should see my cock.

You show me yours and I'll show you mine.

You’re fab straight then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a semi egoistic prick with a mediocre sense of humour and probably in the top 3% of worst shaggers on here.

If you can't get a meet and I can, I suggest looking into sex robots.

Its the mediocre sense of humour that makes us gush.

I really wish I had a bit more wit. I might make it to being a half-wit.

Aww don't be so hard on yourself Doc. You're already there

Thank you. I must add that achievement to my profile

You'll be fighting us off in no time. Stock up on disguises!"

I won’t be holding my breath

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I uploaded a 20 second wanking vid on my profile and now I’m a fab god

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By *voryforebonyMan
over a year ago

boogie town

"I’m unsuccessful. I’ve only managed to have sexual contact with two women in 10 years on Fab."

You're doing well pal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m unsuccessful. I’ve only managed to have sexual contact with two women in 10 years on Fab.

You're doing well pal!"

Aye not bad for an old fart

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"How are you ‘successful’ on fab? What do you do? Share your magical wisdom with us all x

I pretend to be a woman.

Not fooling me...

You fool.

Can I be the biggest here then? pwaoh

You should see my cock.

You show me yours and I'll show you mine.

You’re fab straight then?"

For you only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a manipulative cunt..... ....if you believe the hype....

P.s. I'm not looking

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Get a sexy lady on your arm, women want what they can't have.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Get a sexy lady on your arm, women want what they can't have."

Oh, you are alive then

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Get a sexy lady on your arm, women want what they can't have.

Oh, you are alive then

Yeah no need to worry, you can get a proper nights sleep now

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Penis pictures to every inbox possible!!

Isn't that how it is supposed to be done?? "

No!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Penis pictures to every inbox possible!!

Isn't that how it is supposed to be done??

That's the approach I always take

Bollocks, it's your bicep wet white shirt pic, that's the panty dropper!

Ok, that helps too

It’s also because you’re Mr Nice Guy who treats all the ladies with respect - no drama, no ego to massage ....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

With all due respect there are some very nice guys here in the forums (and some in general)

Some know exactly how to interact, and on that basis will probably find they are more successful than others. Unfortunately there will always be some who believe fab ladies should fall at their feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just try to be myself and be nice.

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

My tip... try and show respect for whats on their profile in your initial message...

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"How are you ‘successful’ on fab? What do you do? Share your magical wisdom with us all x

I pretend to be a woman.

Not fooling me...

You fool.

Can I be the biggest here then? pwaoh

You should see my cock."

You probably have bigger balls than half the guys on fab

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm not successful, but I'm good at other stuff

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I offer more of a date night experience than just turn up and fuck. It's not hard to show a little respect for a prospective sexual partner.

I'm not saying it's for everyone, but the meets I've had on here enjoy the whole night, just takes a little effort and it seems to be appreciated

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Made a lot of good friends and shared some great banter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Made a lot of good friends and shared some great banter!"

And how did you do that?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Define success?

I'm having plenty of fun in the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a sexy lady on your arm, women want what they can't have."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have standards, although I think they may be to high lol. But still waiting on that fantasy couple I vision in my head

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

You would need to ask them not me, but humour and wit seems to be a common factor. You shouldn't have to ask for respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm successfully not shagging anyone from fab. It's just for fun and I have all I need rn in the sexy time department

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm successfully not shagging anyone from fab. It's just for fun and I have all I need rn in the sexy time department

Same, i just collect pics (and laminate them

). My pics are from 1994 anyway

. Plus i've got a tiny pecker

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Penis pictures to every inbox possible!!

Isn't that how it is supposed to be done??

That's the approach I always take

Bollocks, it's your bicep wet white shirt pic, that's the panty dropper!"

Oh my! So it is.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I just let them touch my thighs,it's game over then, like putty in my hands

Understandable, thighs are the sweet spot.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I offer more of a date night experience than just turn up and fuck. It's not hard to show a little respect for a prospective sexual partner.

I'm not saying it's for everyone, but the meets I've had on here enjoy the whole night, just takes a little effort and it seems to be appreciated

kudos that man

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I offer more of a date night experience than just turn up and fuck. It's not hard to show a little respect for a prospective sexual partner.

I'm not saying it's for everyone, but the meets I've had on here enjoy the whole night, just takes a little effort and it seems to be appreciated

kudos that man "

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you ‘successful’ on fab? What do you do? Share your magical wisdom with us all x"

I've found bringing cake works.

Being funny is a great asset, if not the very best asset.

Be polite, always be polite. I usually find imagining myself to be Hugh grant levels of politeness works really well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you ‘successful’ on fab? What do you do? Share your magical wisdom with us all x"

I made this 'woman' profile because everyone wants fanny but no-one wants cock.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Be engaging and interested. In my experience most ladies dont want to simply be a flesh depository for your fantasies. Find out what makes her smile.. then do that.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'm just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No women want to meet me. Loads of men do though

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I go out in public and actually talk to ladies, I know it's a modern concepts theses days, oh I also dance my arse of on the dance floor.

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