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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ash & Lorna are enjoy a little ‘together’ time this evening so I’ve been invited to host on their behalf!

Name your poison and come and join me at the bar....

Newbies welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi DC

French Martini please xxx

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I've got cabin fever DC, I need a strong gin and lemonade please

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Good evening DC. Please may I have a gin and tonic?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Hey DC. I have a real fancying of a hot chocolate with the works please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening DC

May I have a please driving later

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Lemsip with a G&T chaser please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening DC

May I have a please driving later "

Ok so a cola

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Brockmans gin and lemonade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening DC... Espresso martini would be amazing right about now!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I've got cabin fever DC, I need a strong gin and lemonade please "

Oh no! Are you still feeling poorly too? Hope this gin and lemonade will help x

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By *unnyHoney6969Woman
over a year ago

Barnsley

Please can I have a Parma violet gin and lemonade xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi DC

French Martini please xxx

Oh hey Babs! First through the door and my pleasure to mix you a French Martini. I’ll have one with you"

I think you’re mixing up Babs and me

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hi DC

French Martini please xxx "

Hello lottie - you certainly may as first through the door x

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Starting early DC, I like your bar

What gins do you stock please?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening DC. Please may I have a gin and tonic? "

Hiya Babs! You may and enjoy x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hey DC. I have a real fancying of a hot chocolate with the works please "

Hiya Mac with marshmallows and cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take a large macallan gold please

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Hmm, a nice fruity cocktail please, something with pineapple juice.

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening DC

May I have a please driving later "

Erm yes Ashton if you tell me what you’d like?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Lemsip with a G&T chaser please"

Hi red - oh you’re suffering too well I hope these two go together

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening DC

May I have a please driving later

Ok so a cola"

Cola it is

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Brockmans gin and lemonade "

Good choice Mike enjoy x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hi DC

French Martini please xxx

Oh hey Babs! First through the door and my pleasure to mix you a French Martini. I’ll have one with you

I think you’re mixing up Babs and me "

I know! Sorry that’s why I deleted it xx

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Lemsip with a G&T chaser please

Hi red - oh you’re suffering too well I hope these two go together "

Thanks DC .... Oh yes, Red had it .... gave it to me (monkey) ... sharing is caring apparently

Of course G&T will go with Lemon(sip)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just water with ice and lemon please DC, not sure who’s driving later....

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By *ez1987Man
over a year ago

Great Harwood, Blackburn

Good evening DC

I take a JD and cola no ice please.

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening DC... Espresso martini would be amazing right about now! "

Evening BlackMidnight I hope it tastes amazing too.... enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn star martini please DC and whatever you’re having

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Starting early DC, I like your bar

What gins do you stock please? "

Experimenting ?

Gordon’s

Botanicals

Bloom

Whitney’s rhubarb & ginger

Hendricks

Ophir

Pin Gin

Tanquery 10 and Seville orange

Bombay Sapphire

.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An overpriced craft beer please.

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By *norkelingforclamsMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I’ll have a Negroni please and whatever tickles your fancy.

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’ll take a large macallan gold please "

Evening Silento ice with that?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hmm, a nice fruity cocktail please, something with pineapple juice. "

Hi xkeelyx Tequila sunrise just for you complete with umbrella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll take a large macallan gold please

Evening Silento ice with that?"

Hold the ice, I’m sure someone could use that to suck on

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Hmm, a nice fruity cocktail please, something with pineapple juice.

Hi xkeelyx Tequila sunrise just for you complete with umbrella "

Thanks muchly!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Lemsip with a G&T chaser please

Hi red - oh you’re suffering too well I hope these two go together

Thanks DC .... Oh yes, Red had it .... gave it to me (monkey) ... sharing is caring apparently

Of course G&T will go with Lemon(sip) "

I sympathise - I’ve had it too I need to try these too I think

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Brockmans gin and lemonade

Good choice Mike enjoy x"

Great choice

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Just water with ice and lemon please DC, not sure who’s driving later...."

Hi SB you need to stay hydrated so good choice. Enjoy!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening DC

I take a JD and cola no ice please. "

Hi Nez coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello again DC,

Could I have a pint of magners over ice please.

And your company back to mine. Xx

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Porn star martini please DC and whatever you’re having "

Evening lovely Nora of course and I’ll join you for the same thank you x

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I've got cabin fever DC, I need a strong gin and lemonade please

Oh no! Are you still feeling poorly too? Hope this gin and lemonade will help x"

Three weeks now, hope you're feeling better

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

I'd love some pink champagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Porn star martini please DC and whatever you’re having

Evening lovely Nora of course and I’ll join you for the same thank you x"

Thank you. First of many I hope. It’s been one of those weeks! x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"An overpriced craft beer please. "

Evening Daniel over priced? Not in Ash’s bar it’s not enjoy!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’ll have a Negroni please and whatever tickles your fancy. "

Hello Snorkling love Negroni! Good choice I’ll top up my Porn Star thank you x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’ll take a large macallan gold please

Evening Silento ice with that?

Hold the ice, I’m sure someone could use that to suck on "

I’m sure!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hello again DC,

Could I have a pint of magners over ice please.

And your company back to mine. Xx"

Hello Trappist magnets it’s is and there’s an offer I can’t refuse! See ya laters x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I've got cabin fever DC, I need a strong gin and lemonade please

Oh no! Are you still feeling poorly too? Hope this gin and lemonade will help x

Three weeks now, hope you're feeling better "

I’m on the mend thanks x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Last night I was drinking Boodles with an Indian tonic, lots of ice and cucumber. Do you have that DC? Any nuts going pleeeeease xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy something different to my usual OP what do you recommend?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I'd love some pink champagne "

LittleMissCall pink champagne especially for you

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Porn star martini please DC and whatever you’re having

Evening lovely Nora of course and I’ll join you for the same thank you x

Thank you. First of many I hope. It’s been one of those weeks! x"

I’ll make up a jug

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Evening DC double Jack ‘n’ please x

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Porn star martini please DC and whatever you’re having

Evening lovely Nora of course and I’ll join you for the same thank you x

Thank you. First of many I hope. It’s been one of those weeks! x

I’ll make up a jug "

Make that two please, DC

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Last night I was drinking Boodles with an Indian tonic, lots of ice and cucumber. Do you have that DC? Any nuts going pleeeeease xx "

I do Babs yes! Lucky for you crisps? I know you like crisps

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I fancy something different to my usual OP what do you recommend?"

Give me an idea what your usual is Jigsaw please?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I'll have a raspberry cosmopolitan, plenty of ice Mr just got out the shower and wants a double vodka orange juice

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

If I ask for absynth please don’t serve it me!!!

It makes head spin and I am still pished hours later

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I'll have a raspberry cosmopolitan, plenty of ice Mr just got out the shower and wants a double vodka orange juice "

Hi Yummy - not had a Cosmopolitan for a while so it’s my pleasure to mix one for you. Double vodka and orange coming up too

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening DC double Jack ‘n’ please x"

Hey Char! Certainly there ya go x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring old pint of lager

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Starting early DC, I like your bar

What gins do you stock please?

Experimenting ?

Gordon’s

Botanicals

Bloom

Whitney’s rhubarb & ginger

Hendricks

Ophir

Pin Gin

Tanquery 10 and Seville orange

Bombay Sapphire

..... "

Rhubarb and ginger please, with Mediterranean tonic

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Porn star martini please DC and whatever you’re having

Evening lovely Nora of course and I’ll join you for the same thank you x

Thank you. First of many I hope. It’s been one of those weeks! x

I’ll make up a jug

Make that two please, DC "

Hey SMP3 handsome certainly will and since I’m allowed because I can I’m going to say PHWOAAAR!! ( being as some arse has nicked my thread) xx

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester


"Evening DC double Jack ‘n’ please x

Hey Char! Certainly there ya go x"

And for yourself? x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"If I ask for absynth please don’t serve it me!!!

It makes head spin and I am still pished hours later "

Oh no! Just as well we are out of Absynth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and slimline please, something fancy if you've got it

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Boring old pint of lager"

Ah.... yes you do need a change then. How about a nice light craft beer?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Starting early DC, I like your bar

What gins do you stock please?

Experimenting ?

Gordon’s

Botanicals

Bloom

Whitney’s rhubarb & ginger

Hendricks

Ophir

Pin Gin

Tanquery 10 and Seville orange

Bombay Sapphire

.....

Rhubarb and ginger please, with Mediterranean tonic "

Not with ginger ale? Ok.... coming up with Mediterranean tonic (and After Eight French Fancies)

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening DC double Jack ‘n’ please x

Hey Char! Certainly there ya go x

And for yourself? x"

Actually I’m partial to Jack Daniels so I’ll have one with you x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Gin and slimline please, something fancy if you've got it "

Hi Adventure how about Hendricks and slimline.... nice n smooth ....

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester


"Evening DC double Jack ‘n’ please x

Hey Char! Certainly there ya go x

And for yourself? x

Actually I’m partial to Jack Daniels so I’ll have one with you x"

No problem, ice? x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Everyone got what they asked for?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening DC double Jack ‘n’ please x

Hey Char! Certainly there ya go x

And for yourself? x

Actually I’m partial to Jack Daniels so I’ll have one with you x

No problem, ice? x"

Absolutely but not in the drink

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester


"Evening DC double Jack ‘n’ please x

Hey Char! Certainly there ya go x

And for yourself? x

Actually I’m partial to Jack Daniels so I’ll have one with you x

No problem, ice? x

Absolutely but not in the drink "

Cheeky, on the rocks it is then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooooooooo I'm doing the stoptober thingy thing

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Porn star martini please DC and whatever you’re having

Evening lovely Nora of course and I’ll join you for the same thank you x

Thank you. First of many I hope. It’s been one of those weeks! x

I’ll make up a jug

Make that two please, DC

Hey SMP3 handsome certainly will and since I’m allowed because I can I’m going to say PHWOAAAR!! ( being as some arse has nicked my thread) xx"

Thank you, DC. I did notice your thread had been taken over. I suggest you seek legal advice

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Starting early DC, I like your bar

What gins do you stock please?

Experimenting ?

Gordon’s

Botanicals

Bloom

Whitney’s rhubarb & ginger

Hendricks

Ophir

Pin Gin

Tanquery 10 and Seville orange

Bombay Sapphire

.....

Rhubarb and ginger please, with Mediterranean tonic

Not with ginger ale? Ok.... coming up with Mediterranean tonic (and After Eight French Fancies)"

Too gingery with ginger ale for me, loses the rhubarb.

And only if you are sharing the French fancy with me

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening DC double Jack ‘n’ please x

Hey Char! Certainly there ya go x

And for yourself? x

Actually I’m partial to Jack Daniels so I’ll have one with you x

No problem, ice? x

Absolutely but not in the drink

Cheeky, on the rocks it is then x"

Anytime!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Last night I was drinking Boodles with an Indian tonic, lots of ice and cucumber. Do you have that DC? Any nuts going pleeeeease xx

I do Babs yes! Lucky for you crisps? I know you like crisps"

You are a superstar! Thank you and yes, I love crisps

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Noooooooooooo I'm doing the stoptober thingy thing"

Hiya Dash it can be non alcoholic

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Come and sit and have a drink with me and SMP3 DC

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Might I entreat you for a strong Mocha DC? I have become addicted to them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh DC do me a favour and pour me a very large Courvoisier with one nugget of ice and a splash of lemonade. I need it for medicinal purposes. Ta ever so x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Porn star martini please DC and whatever you’re having

Evening lovely Nora of course and I’ll join you for the same thank you x

Thank you. First of many I hope. It’s been one of those weeks! x

I’ll make up a jug

Make that two please, DC

Hey SMP3 handsome certainly will and since I’m allowed because I can I’m going to say PHWOAAAR!! ( being as some arse has nicked my thread) xx

Thank you, DC. I did notice your thread had been taken over. I suggest you seek legal advice "

Everyone gets their kicks somewhere I guess. It’s a bit sad my thread was used to grab attention

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Starting early DC, I like your bar

What gins do you stock please?

Experimenting ?

Gordon’s

Botanicals

Bloom

Whitney’s rhubarb & ginger

Hendricks

Ophir

Pin Gin

Tanquery 10 and Seville orange

Bombay Sapphire

.....

Rhubarb and ginger please, with Mediterranean tonic

Not with ginger ale? Ok.... coming up with Mediterranean tonic (and After Eight French Fancies)

Too gingery with ginger ale for me, loses the rhubarb.

And only if you are sharing the French fancy with me "

Of course I am

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Last night I was drinking Boodles with an Indian tonic, lots of ice and cucumber. Do you have that DC? Any nuts going pleeeeease xx

I do Babs yes! Lucky for you crisps? I know you like crisps

You are a superstar! Thank you and yes, I love crisps "

I can recommend pipers wild thyme & rosemary

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Come and sit and have a drink with me and SMP3 DC "

Between you? Big hugs!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Might I entreat you for a strong Mocha DC? I have become addicted to them x"

Hi sensual lover - you may x

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"Everyone got what they asked for? "
nope not got my pink champagne yet x

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By *rebs001Man
over a year ago

Widnes

large sailor jerry with a dash of lemo .........

........to start with

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Oh DC do me a favour and pour me a very large Courvoisier with one nugget of ice and a splash of lemonade. I need it for medicinal purposes. Ta ever so x"

Hi Dana - are you feeling under the weather too? Of course.... very large

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Come and sit and have a drink with me and SMP3 DC

Between you? Big hugs!"

Well I was thinking either side of him really

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Everyone got what they asked for? nope not got my pink champagne yet x"

Yeah you did further up ^ but here’s the bottle for you

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"large sailor jerry with a dash of lemo .........

........to start with "

Hello Trebs to start with? You in the mood for a session?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Come and sit and have a drink with me and SMP3 DC

Between you? Big hugs!

Well I was thinking either side of him really "

Even better

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Come and sit and have a drink with me and SMP3 DC

Between you? Big hugs!

Well I was thinking either side of him really "

That's quite alright with me

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Come and sit and have a drink with me and SMP3 DC

Between you? Big hugs!

Well I was thinking either side of him really

That's quite alright with me "

DC we’ve pulled!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Come and sit and have a drink with me and SMP3 DC

Between you? Big hugs!

Well I was thinking either side of him really

That's quite alright with me

DC we’ve pulled! "

Yay! At last !

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Come and sit and have a drink with me and SMP3 DC

Between you? Big hugs!

Well I was thinking either side of him really

That's quite alright with me "

If only this wasn’t virtual

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"Everyone got what they asked for? nope not got my pink champagne yet x

Yeah you did further up ^ but here’s the bottle for you"
ohh my bad.. but thanks bottle is better x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noooooooooooo I'm doing the stoptober thingy thing

Hiya Dash it can be non alcoholic "
you do know what they say about non alcoholic beer dont you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea and a complimentary lotus biscuit please

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Come and sit and have a drink with me and SMP3 DC

Between you? Big hugs!

Well I was thinking either side of him really

That's quite alright with me

DC we’ve pulled! "

Grab your coats ladies

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Everyone got what they asked for? nope not got my pink champagne yet x

Yeah you did further up ^ but here’s the bottle for you ohh my bad.. but thanks bottle is better x "

That’s ok... the bar is busy tonight

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Noooooooooooo I'm doing the stoptober thingy thing

Hiya Dash it can be non alcoholic you do know what they say about non alcoholic beer dont you? "

Yeah but you can’t have it always

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Cup of tea and a complimentary lotus biscuit please "

Hello phantasma (gosh that’s a mouthful )

Tea and lotus biscuits coming up

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Come and sit and have a drink with me and SMP3 DC

Between you? Big hugs!

Well I was thinking either side of him really

That's quite alright with me

DC we’ve pulled!

Grab your coats ladies "

BAR CLOSED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boring old pint of lager

Ah.... yes you do need a change then. How about a nice light craft beer?"
sounds good to me

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Come and sit and have a drink with me and SMP3 DC

Between you? Big hugs!

Well I was thinking either side of him really

That's quite alright with me

DC we’ve pulled!

Grab your coats ladies

BAR CLOSED "

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By *rebs001Man
over a year ago

Widnes


"large sailor jerry with a dash of lemo .........

........to start with

Hello Trebs to start with? You in the mood for a session? "

evening DC, damn right I am lol

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple
over a year ago

coventry

We are working so can I get a 2 please xx

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Boring old pint of lager

Ah.... yes you do need a change then. How about a nice light craft beer?sounds good to me"

There you are! Try it see what you think

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Come and sit and have a drink with me and SMP3 DC

Between you? Big hugs!

Well I was thinking either side of him really

That's quite alright with me

DC we’ve pulled!

Grab your coats ladies

BAR CLOSED

"

Laters baby!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"large sailor jerry with a dash of lemo .........

........to start with

Hello Trebs to start with? You in the mood for a session?

evening DC, damn right I am lol"

I’ve lined a few up for you, take it steady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cubra Libra please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the beach please

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"We are working so can I get a 2 please xx"

Evening Mr & Mrs .... oh no! Hope it’s a short shift. Here’s your c o k e s to keep you going

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Cubra Libra please x "

Cubra Libra it is Black Rose

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple
over a year ago

coventry


"We are working so can I get a 2 please xx

Evening Mr & Mrs .... oh no! Hope it’s a short shift. Here’s your c o k e s to keep you going "

11hrs left for mr h I got one left home alone again xx

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Sex on the beach please "

And here she is .... Hells.Belle with Sex on the Beach

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple
over a year ago

coventry

And thank you oops

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"We are working so can I get a 2 please xx

Evening Mr & Mrs .... oh no! Hope it’s a short shift. Here’s your c o k e s to keep you going

11hrs left for mr h I got one left home alone again xx"

Awe that’s not good for either of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks babe mwah x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Thanks babe mwah x"

You’re very welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Porn star martini please DC and whatever you’re having

Evening lovely Nora of course and I’ll join you for the same thank you x

Thank you. First of many I hope. It’s been one of those weeks! x

I’ll make up a jug

Make that two please, DC "

He does like jugs this one does

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Porn star martini please DC and whatever you’re having

Evening lovely Nora of course and I’ll join you for the same thank you x

Thank you. First of many I hope. It’s been one of those weeks! x

I’ll make up a jug

Make that two please, DC

He does like jugs this one does "

Nora!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lilt pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Porn star martini please DC and whatever you’re having

Evening lovely Nora of course and I’ll join you for the same thank you x

Thank you. First of many I hope. It’s been one of those weeks! x

I’ll make up a jug

Make that two please, DC

He does like jugs this one does

Nora!! "

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Is everyone watching strictly? I’m not btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lilt pls"

Do they still do lilt?!!!

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

Cocktail bar in Amsterdam did me some good James Bond creations.

I appreciate a Martinie shaken not stirred now. Forgot the second one now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone watching strictly? I’m not btw "

nope. Snuggled up on the sofa watching Matilda

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

May we have two espresso martinis please, delivered with a kiss for both of us Xx

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"A lilt pls

Do they still do lilt?!!!"

I’ll have a look .....

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Is everyone watching strictly? I’m not btw

nope. Snuggled up on the sofa watching Matilda "

Love that movie. First hardback book I ever owned

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening DC...could a have a brandy and cola and a pink gin and tonic for Lorna please....

You're doing a fab job behind the bar tonight...

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Cocktail bar in Amsterdam did me some good James Bond creations.

I appreciate a Martinie shaken not stirred now. Forgot the second one now."

Hello Monty a martini shaken, not stirred coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a cup of tea for me please - mrs

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Is everyone watching strictly? I’m not btw

nope. Snuggled up on the sofa watching Matilda

Love that movie. First hardback book I ever owned "

Awe great movie

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Just a cup of tea for me please - mrs "

Ditto

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening DC...could a have a brandy and cola and a pink gin and tonic for Lorna please....

You're doing a fab job behind the bar tonight...

"

Evening Ash & Lorna! hope you’re both enjoying your evening together. It’s busy

Brandy and cola for you and a pink gin & tonic for the lovely Lorna x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I'm fooking partched! Just out the basement again!!! Can I have a lemonade with plenty of ice please DC

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"A lilt pls

Do they still do lilt?!!!"

I found 7 up will that do?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"May we have two espresso martinis please, delivered with a kiss for both of us Xx"

Hello you two you may! Mwah xx

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Just a cup of tea for me please - mrs "

Evening Mrs Cageytiger would you like biscuits with your tea?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Just a cup of tea for me please - mrs

Ditto "

Hello kinky! I’ve made a pot of tea so you can chat with Mrs CT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a cup of tea for me please - mrs

Evening Mrs Cageytiger would you like biscuits with your tea?"
More biscuits here please!! Chunky hobknobs if possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pina colada please for mrs c

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone watching strictly? I’m not btw

nope. Snuggled up on the sofa watching Matilda

Love that movie. First hardback book I ever owned "

Yeah it’s good the first 50 times

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"May we have two espresso martinis please, delivered with a kiss for both of us Xx

Hello you two you may! Mwah xx"

Thank you... be back for some more in just a minute

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I'm fooking partched! Just out the basement again!!! Can I have a lemonade with plenty of ice please DC "

Hiya Suzuki! I heard you’d been in the basement sorry.....

You can have as much lemonade as you like lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lilt pls

Do they still do lilt?!!!

I found 7 up will that do?"
beggers and all that

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Just a cup of tea for me please - mrs

Evening Mrs Cageytiger would you like biscuits with your tea? More biscuits here please!! Chunky hobknobs if possible "

Ha ha what are you like! Chunky Hobnobs it is

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"A lilt pls

Do they still do lilt?!!!

I found 7 up will that do?beggers and all that"

Sorry

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I'm fooking partched! Just out the basement again!!! Can I have a lemonade with plenty of ice please DC

Hiya Suzuki! I heard you’d been in the basement sorry.....

You can have as much lemonade as you like lovely x "

Yeh I left SW down there she,ll be out in 3 days.....thanku DC it won't be the last visit I'm sure

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Pina colada please for mrs c "

Evening Mrs C you feeling a little Club Tropicana tonight ? Heres your Pina Colada x

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening DC...could a have a brandy and cola and a pink gin and tonic for Lorna please....

You're doing a fab job behind the bar tonight...

Evening Ash & Lorna! hope you’re both enjoying your evening together. It’s busy

Brandy and cola for you and a pink gin & tonic for the lovely Lorna x"

Cheers DC....were having a lovely evening....

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening DC...could a have a brandy and cola and a pink gin and tonic for Lorna please....

You're doing a fab job behind the bar tonight...

Evening Ash & Lorna! hope you’re both enjoying your evening together. It’s busy

Brandy and cola for you and a pink gin & tonic for the lovely Lorna x

Cheers DC....were having a lovely evening.... "

But I bet you’re having a giggle if I know Lorna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large G & T for me, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex on the beach please

And here she is .... Hells.Belle with Sex on the Beach "

Well make another please

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Slipped into something more comfortable (especially for DC) x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Good evening DC.. I’d love a large G&T please.. hectic day!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"A large G & T for me, thanks "

Evening Fit4u - any particular Gin?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Sex on the beach please

And here she is .... Hells.Belle with Sex on the Beach

Well make another please "

Coming up

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Give me something long and stiff please, a splash of tonic with a large gin in would be great.

Been one of those weeks

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Slipped into something more comfortable (especially for DC) x"

Omg! ..... if only I could touch

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening DC.. I’d love a large G&T please.. hectic day! "

Hey Saffy good to see you! There you go! A goldfish bowl of G&T and a few ‘sticks’ for you to de stress you x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Good evening DC.. I’d love a large G&T please.. hectic day!

Hey Saffy good to see you! There you go! A goldfish bowl of G&T and a few ‘sticks’ for you to de stress you x"

Oooh marvellous thankyou just what I need!!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Give me something long and stiff please, a splash of tonic with a large gin in would be great.

Been one of those weeks "

Evening _icentious I’m sure your comment will court a few ‘stiff’ comments

Haha splash and gin coming up! Enjoy

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening DC.. I’d love a large G&T please.. hectic day!

Hey Saffy good to see you! There you go! A goldfish bowl of G&T and a few ‘sticks’ for you to de stress you x

Oooh marvellous thankyou just what I need!! "

I knew that

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Evening DC....xx

Large pink gin and soda water with plenty of ice and berries please

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening DC....xx

Large pink gin and soda water with plenty of ice and berries please "

Welcome toxic soda water.... certainly gin and soda it is. Dark berries in too hope you enjoy

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Am I too late to order a large single malt whisky?

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