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By *onestjohn1962 OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Why do lots of profiles seem like this.....,?

No pics = instant delete

No verification = instant delete

Your profile should have at least 500 words describing yourself and your preferences and how lucky you would be to meet someone like me. If not = instant delete

Outside my age requirement of 19 - 19.5 = instant delete

Wink = instant delete

Message containing any of the following words - friend, sex, meet, bi, Dom, sub, today, how, you, me, I = instant delete

If it says bi on your profile = instant delete

If you have a veri from someone who I don’t like the look of = instant delete

I know I have no pics or veris on my profile but I am more important than you and you must adhere to my rules or else = instant delete

I don’t accom and don’t travel. You need to collect me from my home in a taxi - but you must wait 100 metres away and wear a blindfold until I get in. I will only meet in hotels and only Radisson or Hilton and we must have dinner and drinks first. It goes without saying it’s all at your expense.

If I don’t get in the taxi it means that you were not dressed appropriately or the make of car was too cheap.

I insist on a social meeting before any of the above and this should be dinner with cocktails and champagne and you need to impress me with why I should deign to meet you again. A little gift always helps this process I find.

Finally put the word ahhgdhshhhhsjiihhhxxSssssjjjhb in the message title so that I know you have read through and understood my profile.

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over a year ago

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Just ignore those profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do lots of profiles seem like this.....,?

No pics = instant delete

No verification = instant delete

Your profile should have at least 500 words describing yourself and your preferences and how lucky you would be to meet someone like me. If not = instant delete

Outside my age requirement of 19 - 19.5 = instant delete

Wink = instant delete

Message containing any of the following words - friend, sex, meet, bi, Dom, sub, today, how, you, me, I = instant delete

If it says bi on your profile = instant delete

If you have a veri from someone who I don’t like the look of = instant delete

I know I have no pics or veris on my profile but I am more important than you and you must adhere to my rules or else = instant delete

I don’t accom and don’t travel. You need to collect me from my home in a taxi - but you must wait 100 metres away and wear a blindfold until I get in. I will only meet in hotels and only Radisson or Hilton and we must have dinner and drinks first. It goes without saying it’s all at your expense.

If I don’t get in the taxi it means that you were not dressed appropriately or the make of car was too cheap.

I insist on a social meeting before any of the above and this should be dinner with cocktails and champagne and you need to impress me with why I should deign to meet you again. A little gift always helps this process I find.

Finally put the word ahhgdhshhhhsjiihhhxxSssssjjjhb in the message title so that I know you have read through and understood my profile. "

Because people put too much emphasis on who they dont want to meet, rather than who they do?

Also, many profiles that are seeking single men.. May be being a bit lazy and prefer to be hunted, rather than put effort into hunting?

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By *slite1Man
over a year ago

ludgershall


"Just ignore those profiles."

And it's hard to respond to people who don't show profile either. Never quite understood that one

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Wow Op...feeling a bit jaded? Most people who have these things on their profile put them there out of exasperation with the amount of messages they get that ignore their preferences. If you don't like them, move on. Focus on the positive. Ranting about doesn't help your cause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Because people put too much emphasis on who they dont want to meet, rather than who they do?

Also, many profiles that are seeking single men.. May be being a bit lazy and prefer to be hunted, rather than put effort into hunting?

"

^wise man^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate I am in the same boat. They're above themselves (snooty) .. That's fine. Move along. They're the shallow ones

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Just ignore those profiles.

And it's hard to respond to people who don't show profile either. Never quite understood that one"

Well here's a random thought,maybe those hidden profiles don't want to be contacted...unless of course they messaged you first. In which case just report them for being f..... annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just ignore those profiles."

This

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By *onestjohn1962 OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Wow Op...feeling a bit jaded? Most people who have these things on their profile put them there out of exasperation with the amount of messages they get that ignore their preferences. If you don't like them, move on. Focus on the positive. Ranting about doesn't help your cause "

This was not a rant it was to make people laugh. And I have had some lovely pm’s.

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Why do lots of profiles seem like this.....,?

No pics = instant delete

No verification = instant delete

Your profile should have at least 500 words describing yourself and your preferences and how lucky you would be to meet someone like me. If not = instant delete

Outside my age requirement of 19 - 19.5 = instant delete

Wink = instant delete

Message containing any of the following words - friend, sex, meet, bi, Dom, sub, today, how, you, me, I = instant delete

If it says bi on your profile = instant delete

If you have a veri from someone who I don’t like the look of = instant delete

I know I have no pics or veris on my profile but I am more important than you and you must adhere to my rules or else = instant delete

I don’t accom and don’t travel. You need to collect me from my home in a taxi - but you must wait 100 metres away and wear a blindfold until I get in. I will only meet in hotels and only Radisson or Hilton and we must have dinner and drinks first. It goes without saying it’s all at your expense.

If I don’t get in the taxi it means that you were not dressed appropriately or the make of car was too cheap.

I insist on a social meeting before any of the above and this should be dinner with cocktails and champagne and you need to impress me with why I should deign to meet you again. A little gift always helps this process I find.

Finally put the word ahhgdhshhhhsjiihhhxxSssssjjjhb in the message title so that I know you have read through and understood my profile. "

Not worth wasting your time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow Op...feeling a bit jaded? Most people who have these things on their profile put them there out of exasperation with the amount of messages they get that ignore their preferences. If you don't like them, move on. Focus on the positive. Ranting about doesn't help your cause

This was not a rant it was to make people laugh. And I have had some lovely pm’s. "

I took it as intended and it definitely made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw it's a shame you're fed up OP, but the post was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do lots of profiles seem like this.....,?

No pics = instant delete

No verification = instant delete

Your profile should have at least 500 words describing yourself and your preferences and how lucky you would be to meet someone like me. If not = instant delete

Outside my age requirement of 19 - 19.5 = instant delete

Wink = instant delete

Message containing any of the following words - friend, sex, meet, bi, Dom, sub, today, how, you, me, I = instant delete

If it says bi on your profile = instant delete

If you have a veri from someone who I don’t like the look of = instant delete

I know I have no pics or veris on my profile but I am more important than you and you must adhere to my rules or else = instant delete

I don’t accom and don’t travel. You need to collect me from my home in a taxi - but you must wait 100 metres away and wear a blindfold until I get in. I will only meet in hotels and only Radisson or Hilton and we must have dinner and drinks first. It goes without saying it’s all at your expense.

If I don’t get in the taxi it means that you were not dressed appropriately or the make of car was too cheap.

I insist on a social meeting before any of the above and this should be dinner with cocktails and champagne and you need to impress me with why I should deign to meet you again. A little gift always helps this process I find.

Finally put the word ahhgdhshhhhsjiihhhxxSssssjjjhb in the message title so that I know you have read through and understood my profile. "

Can't lie my friend l got some entertainment reading your post ,you put everything Brilliantly with a brilliant sense of humour...huge Salute to you from across the pond here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do lots of profiles seem like this.....,?

No pics = instant delete

No verification = instant delete

Your profile should have at least 500 words describing yourself and your preferences and how lucky you would be to meet someone like me. If not = instant delete

Outside my age requirement of 19 - 19.5 = instant delete

Wink = instant delete

Message containing any of the following words - friend, sex, meet, bi, Dom, sub, today, how, you, me, I = instant delete

If it says bi on your profile = instant delete

If you have a veri from someone who I don’t like the look of = instant delete

I know I have no pics or veris on my profile but I am more important than you and you must adhere to my rules or else = instant delete

I don’t accom and don’t travel. You need to collect me from my home in a taxi - but you must wait 100 metres away and wear a blindfold until I get in. I will only meet in hotels and only Radisson or Hilton and we must have dinner and drinks first. It goes without saying it’s all at your expense.

If I don’t get in the taxi it means that you were not dressed appropriately or the make of car was too cheap.

I insist on a social meeting before any of the above and this should be dinner with cocktails and champagne and you need to impress me with why I should deign to meet you again. A little gift always helps this process I find.

Finally put the word ahhgdhshhhhsjiihhhxxSssssjjjhb in the message title so that I know you have read through and understood my profile. "

???????? class mate!!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Just ignore those profiles."

Exactly

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If wanting to be treated like a person rather than a glorified Fleshlight makes me snooty, then I'm snooty and proud of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell when I was meeting I was doing it all wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell when I was meeting I was doing it all wrong "

But further to this I would always insist on at least one probably 2 socials first but always happy to pay my own way

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Just pass those profiles by...

People are entitled to ask for whatever they want and have preferences.

Just as you are entitled to not contact them op

Miss

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If you're a nice guy you'll find that lady (eventually).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do lots of profiles seem like this.....,?

No pics = instant delete

No verification = instant delete

Your profile should have at least 500 words describing yourself and your preferences and how lucky you would be to meet someone like me. If not = instant delete

Outside my age requirement of 19 - 19.5 = instant delete

Wink = instant delete

Message containing any of the following words - friend, sex, meet, bi, Dom, sub, today, how, you, me, I = instant delete

If it says bi on your profile = instant delete

If you have a veri from someone who I don’t like the look of = instant delete

I know I have no pics or veris on my profile but I am more important than you and you must adhere to my rules or else = instant delete

I don’t accom and don’t travel. You need to collect me from my home in a taxi - but you must wait 100 metres away and wear a blindfold until I get in. I will only meet in hotels and only Radisson or Hilton and we must have dinner and drinks first. It goes without saying it’s all at your expense.

If I don’t get in the taxi it means that you were not dressed appropriately or the make of car was too cheap.

I insist on a social meeting before any of the above and this should be dinner with cocktails and champagne and you need to impress me with why I should deign to meet you again. A little gift always helps this process I find.

Finally put the word ahhgdhshhhhsjiihhhxxSssssjjjhb in the message title so that I know you have read through and understood my profile. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Because people put too much emphasis on who they dont want to meet, rather than who they do?

Also, many profiles that are seeking single men.. May be being a bit lazy and prefer to be hunted, rather than put effort into hunting?

^wise man^"

Not a phrase often heard on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw it's a shame you're fed up OP, but the post was funny "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah me too. Same boat. Its all very frustrating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so as a couple we have to agree even if we donty ? we are not allowed to say what we want and why we are here ?? we are not allowed to say no to anyone ?? come on swinging is a very selctive lifestyle that selects whats wanted not a free for all to many on this site want everything on a plate rather than try and build with people will will like them you could tick every box until the pic stage ..so you get a no thanks then get pissy because you've not been picked ??? its no different in everyday life you shop you buy what you like you wear what you like you vote who you like so its no different here you say do and get what you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly, because a lot of men can be annoying cheating timewasting rude W*****s and women just can't be bothered with that so unfortunately a lot of women will just delete you. Goodness knows how they ever meet anyone.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"so as a couple we have to agree even if we donty ? we are not allowed to say what we want and why we are here ?? we are not allowed to say no to anyone ?? come on swinging is a very selctive lifestyle that selects whats wanted not a free for all to many on this site want everything on a plate rather than try and build with people will will like them you could tick every box until the pic stage ..so you get a no thanks then get pissy because you've not been picked ??? its no different in everyday life you shop you buy what you like you wear what you like you vote who you like so its no different here you say do and get what you like "

It was a jokey thread, chill

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Because people put too much emphasis on who they dont want to meet, rather than who they do?

Also, many profiles that are seeking single men.. May be being a bit lazy and prefer to be hunted, rather than put effort into hunting?

"

I'll hunt you down in the wilderness if you like? Just don't whinge about the teeth marks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so as a couple we have to agree even if we donty ? we are not allowed to say what we want and why we are here ?? we are not allowed to say no to anyone ?? come on swinging is a very selctive lifestyle that selects whats wanted not a free for all to many on this site want everything on a plate rather than try and build with people will will like them you could tick every box until the pic stage ..so you get a no thanks then get pissy because you've not been picked ??? its no different in everyday life you shop you buy what you like you wear what you like you vote who you like so its no different here you say do and get what you like "

It's up to the individual I guess, but I think your profile as it stands will only really get you meets with the desperate end of the spectrum. Most would just think fuck that and move on. If all ppl have to say on their profile is negative shiz, and they make assumptions that other users are somehow beneath them, then it would follow that they're not having a lot of fun here and suffering from overconfidence caused purely by the unbalanced gender ratio.... it's a natural filter and vicious cycle really..... suits me though, if I was looking then I'd only ever message a profile showing personality and positivity...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so as a couple we have to agree even if we donty ? we are not allowed to say what we want and why we are here ?? we are not allowed to say no to anyone ?? come on swinging is a very selctive lifestyle that selects whats wanted not a free for all to many on this site want everything on a plate rather than try and build with people will will like them you could tick every box until the pic stage ..so you get a no thanks then get pissy because you've not been picked ??? its no different in everyday life you shop you buy what you like you wear what you like you vote who you like so its no different here you say do and get what you like

It was a jokey thread, chill "

This

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London

I'm just here for the forums and the LOL's

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Did you remember the list of things you dont need to ask as

I am fine, my day is good, i am finding fab great, bla blaaa blaa fukin blaaa blaa.

Think about it.

Would you really want to be involved with someone like this??

I dont!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just ignore those profiles.

And it's hard to respond to people who don't show profile either. Never quite understood that one

Well here's a random thought,maybe those hidden profiles don't want to be contacted...unless of course they messaged you first. In which case just report them for being f..... annoying "

You're online, you need a shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do lots of profiles seem like this.....,?

No pics = instant delete

No verification = instant delete

Your profile should have at least 500 words describing yourself and your preferences and how lucky you would be to meet someone like me. If not = instant delete

Outside my age requirement of 19 - 19.5 = instant delete

Wink = instant delete

Message containing any of the following words - friend, sex, meet, bi, Dom, sub, today, how, you, me, I = instant delete

If it says bi on your profile = instant delete

If you have a veri from someone who I don’t like the look of = instant delete

I know I have no pics or veris on my profile but I am more important than you and you must adhere to my rules or else = instant delete

I don’t accom and don’t travel. You need to collect me from my home in a taxi - but you must wait 100 metres away and wear a blindfold until I get in. I will only meet in hotels and only Radisson or Hilton and we must have dinner and drinks first. It goes without saying it’s all at your expense.

If I don’t get in the taxi it means that you were not dressed appropriately or the make of car was too cheap.

I insist on a social meeting before any of the above and this should be dinner with cocktails and champagne and you need to impress me with why I should deign to meet you again. A little gift always helps this process I find.

Finally put the word ahhgdhshhhhsjiihhhxxSssssjjjhb in the message title so that I know you have read through and understood my profile. "

That's exactly what my profile says. Except the word for the message header is "mingebucket".

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By *onestjohn1962 OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Why do lots of profiles seem like this.....,?

No pics = instant delete

No verification = instant delete

Your profile should have at least 500 words describing yourself and your preferences and how lucky you would be to meet someone like me. If not = instant delete

Outside my age requirement of 19 - 19.5 = instant delete

Wink = instant delete

Message containing any of the following words - friend, sex, meet, bi, Dom, sub, today, how, you, me, I = instant delete

If it says bi on your profile = instant delete

If you have a veri from someone who I don’t like the look of = instant delete

I know I have no pics or veris on my profile but I am more important than you and you must adhere to my rules or else = instant delete

I don’t accom and don’t travel. You need to collect me from my home in a taxi - but you must wait 100 metres away and wear a blindfold until I get in. I will only meet in hotels and only Radisson or Hilton and we must have dinner and drinks first. It goes without saying it’s all at your expense.

If I don’t get in the taxi it means that you were not dressed appropriately or the make of car was too cheap.

I insist on a social meeting before any of the above and this should be dinner with cocktails and champagne and you need to impress me with why I should deign to meet you again. A little gift always helps this process I find.

Finally put the word ahhgdhshhhhsjiihhhxxSssssjjjhb in the message title so that I know you have read through and understood my profile.

That's exactly what my profile says. Except the word for the message header is "mingebucket". "

How would we know ?

You hide your profile

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