FabSwingers.com forum: Single guys.....

By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Been musing again Fabsteroos

Single guys

Here is a chance for you to ‘sell’ yourselves to the ladies on this thread.

Tell us why we should choose you.....

G’wan lads the stage is yours....

Bhubaysi xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I spell my name with a ph not a v

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I can string a cohetent sentence together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not for sale but if if you want to borrow me for a little bit.

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By *amfabMan
over a year ago

Luton

I'm more than just a big cock..

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By *sland_kidMan
over a year ago

london, manchester, liverpool

This sounds like the 90’s classic saturday night show.. “blind date”

Well ladies.. of you are looking for a kind, sweet, attentive and discreet gentleman for a nice evening out for some drinks and meal.. look no further.

Discretion and fun times guaranteed...

Swipe right and send a message

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I can string a cohetent sentence together

He's already in the top 5%

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By *sland_kidMan
over a year ago

london, manchester, liverpool

"I can string a cohetent sentence together

He's already in the top 5%

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By *akes handymanMan
over a year ago

In the Lakes

I’m rich, And have a bad heart .. marry me and a decent fuck may see me off !

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By *accap44Man
over a year ago

Barnetby

You gotta be in it to win it The lord loves a trier by fuck do I try ????

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m rich, And have a bad heart .. marry me and a decent fuck may see me off ! "

Send me your number please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No lol

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

I will turn up if we arrange it, be able to talk about more things than sex and be both rude and respectful simultaneously.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

People that know me know I'm a good egg, so just come talk to me - it's far easier

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By *ounglad86Man
over a year ago

Upminster

You should pick me because...

I make a mean coffee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a single guy but I still want choosing

#puppydogeyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can string a cohetent sentence together

Oh the irony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfft, this guy has ladies selling themselves to him

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I can string a cohetent sentence together

Oh the irony "

I didn't even notice the typo.

10%

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By *ingbang1Man
over a year ago

does it matter , will travel to you anyway

I am no more than a big cock sorry ")

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By *ounglad86Man
over a year ago

Upminster

It might not be big but it smells like a big one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m rich, And have a bad heart .. marry me and a decent fuck may see me off ! "

deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who doesn’t enjoy a good chat, a nice drink and then seeing if we want to rip each others clothes off and take it from there. Side note - no clothes will be harmed in this sexual encounter.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I can string a cohetent sentence together

Oh the irony

I didn't even notice the typo.

10%

It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect

5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 'dangerous', but taken....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I can string a cohetent sentence together

Oh the irony "

Brilliant.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I can string a cohetent sentence together

Oh the irony

I didn't even notice the typo.

10%

It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect

5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Been musing again Fabsteroos

Single guys

Here is a chance for you to ‘sell’ yourselves to the ladies on this thread.

Tell us why we should choose you.....

G’wan lads the stage is yours....

Bhubaysi xx "

I’d still respect you in the morning and even make you breakfast.

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

How many hours are you wanting to fill being filled?

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By *illy123789Man
over a year ago

llandeilo

"I can string a cohetent sentence together

Oh the irony

I didn't even notice the typo.

10%

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because not all Indian men message females asking for Bobs and Vagene. Some of us are normal let me prove it

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Because you can ride my face like a Sybian and for only a fraction of the cost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Irish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a writer so I know the difference between thier and they're.

I'm well versed on the modern world so I can hold a conversation.

I'm particularly skilled in giving oral pleasure.

I'm single.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a millionaire with a 14 inch cock and a compulsive liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can cook most meals

Makes a very good cuppa

Loves giving an all over body rub

And goes by the saying a happy wife is a good life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a millionaire with a 14 inch cock and a compulsive liar

love liars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a millionaire with a 14 inch cock and a compulsive liar

love liars

would i lie to you sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been musing again Fabsteroos

Single guys

Here is a chance for you to ‘sell’ yourselves to the ladies on this thread.

Tell us why we should choose you.....

G’wan lads the stage is yours....

Bhubaysi xx "

I'm sure you've had worse cocks

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By *lkman86Man
over a year ago

Bradford/London

Hey kinda new to bd2 area looking to get to no new people maybe go for and mid day coffee or late night drink. I'm a fun loving guy love to lauf. Very open minded love my bbw

Check out my page an drop me a message

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I'm a writer so I know the difference between thier and they're.

I'm well versed on the modern world so I can hold a conversation.

I'm particularly skilled in giving oral pleasure.

I'm single.

Even THEIR and They’re

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm one horny mother f#cker!

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Cue sad music.

For the price of a cup of coffee you can change this mans life. Hes suffering from a condition called blue balls, an easily treatable condition but sadly he sees no end in sight for his suffering. He goes years without sex, his balls bulging to the brim. His cock will be hard before you even get it out of his pants, and he is so sex starved he will ravish you like a 3 course meal.

But none of this can happen without your help, so reach into your pocket and find the price of a cup of coffee.

ACT TODAY

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By *DFL6828Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Why would I want to sell myself on here when I'm haveing far too much fun elsewhere...

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

I've got the BIG YELLOW sticker on me saying, REDUCED. I may not be in the best condition but once you get me home you know that you smile whilst realizing what a bargain you've got!!! Lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im emotionally needy but distant at the same time.

I cry during sex in fact my eyes get weepy during a wank.

I havent got a muffin top its more a cake tray.

I know the difference between their, there and they're but chose not to use them correctly.

Their isnt anything i dont find funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re happy to talk about anything apart from sex on a social, then i’m you’re guy, movies, pop culture, geek tech, 16th century french poetry, no politics though, i’ll stimulate your mind

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

No curtains are ever harmed during my meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im emotionally unavailable at best with a dry sense of humour very un PC like to push boundaries in any way possible

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m something of a cult figure; lots of people who’ve met me say I’m a cult

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I come highly recommended

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm ok in small doses.

That's it really.

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Keep them coming guys....loving the thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discrete

Polite

Respectful

Openminded

Willing to Travel

Looking for regular not just wham bam

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By *tatMan
over a year ago

Horrabridge

Here I go:

I'm funny, witty and love to give cuddles and massages.

Probably best if you're looking for a FWB as I'm certain that everything gets better the more you know each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can string a cohetent sentence together

Oh the irony

I didn't even notice the typo.

10%

It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect

5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!

I’d give you extra points for just knowing the meaning of the word ‘coherent’ and being able to use it in the correct context ... that easily makes the top 2% on here?! I feel deducting points for a typo is harsh!!

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I can string a cohetent sentence together

Oh the irony

I didn't even notice the typo.

10%

It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect

5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!

No it is not lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I don’t come with the stigma that’s usually attached to most single guys on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cue sad music.

But none of this can happen without your help, so reach into your pocket and find the price of a cup of coffee.

ACT TODAY"

Name your price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can string a cohetent sentence together

Oh the irony

I didn't even notice the typo.

10%

It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect

5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!

No it is not lol. "

Ok, well... I just read his profile text and he can in fact also use punctuation. Can we bump him back up a few percent on that basis? I mean, f*ck me, that’s a rare skill on here ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can string a cohetent sentence together

Oh the irony

I didn't even notice the typo.

10%

It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect

5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!

No it is not lol.

Ok, well... I just read his profile text and he can in fact also use punctuation. Can we bump him back up a few percent on that basis? I mean, f*ck me, that’s a rare skill on here ....

I agree, these skilled gents should be applauded for use of punctuation, surely?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I can string a cohetent sentence together

Oh the irony

I didn't even notice the typo.

10%

It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect

5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!

No it is not lol.

Ok, well... I just read his profile text and he can in fact also use punctuation. Can we bump him back up a few percent on that basis? I mean, f*ck me, that’s a rare skill on here ....

I agree, these skilled gents should be applauded for use of punctuation, surely? "

Correct usage would be better rather than willy-nilly. I guess the effort deserves at least 2%.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I can string a cohetent sentence together

Oh the irony

I didn't even notice the typo.

10%

It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect

5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!

No it is not lol.

Ok, well... I just read his profile text and he can in fact also use punctuation. Can we bump him back up a few percent on that basis? I mean, f*ck me, that’s a rare skill on here ....

I agree, these skilled gents should be applauded for use of punctuation, surely? "

Thank you, but don’t call me Shirley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think with my head not my dick. Have high standards so won’t shag any Tom dick or Harry.

Might shag a lovely. Jane, Stephanie or Sarah. (Other names are available)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think with my head not my dick. Have high standards so won’t shag any Tom dick or Harry.

Might shag a lovely. Jane, Stephanie or Sarah. (Other names are available)

That’s great and everything, but... are you able to correctly use punctuation and do you know how to spell and correctly use the word ‘coherent’ in a sentence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can string a cohetent sentence together

Oh the irony

I didn't even notice the typo.

10%

It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect

5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!

No it is not lol.

Ok, well... I just read his profile text and he can in fact also use punctuation. Can we bump him back up a few percent on that basis? I mean, f*ck me, that’s a rare skill on here ....

I agree, these skilled gents should be applauded for use of punctuation, surely?

Correct usage would be better rather than willy-nilly. I guess the effort deserves at least 2%."

Well... the usage looked correct enough to me, but I did only glance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 12 feet. Need I say more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cue sad music.

But none of this can happen without your help, so reach into your pocket and find the price of a cup of coffee.

ACT TODAY"

Best response by far ... I’m convinced!

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By *oldenskyWoman
over a year ago

london

"You should pick me because...

I make a mean coffee!!"

White and strong 2 sugars

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Because I spell my name with a ph not a v"

Phictor? Is that you??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is me, like it or leave it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I spell my name with a ph not a v

Phictor? Is that you??! "

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By *ikingCoolMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

I will give you a time of your life

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By *rivingmanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Laughter and a good, if wicked, sense of humour.

Plust the ability to string a sentence together, woth noo sooly spilling misstookes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have all the Harry Potter and lord of the rings dvds...plus ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have chocolate "

Forget my above drivel about punctuation... I’m sold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, I give fantastic cuddles.

I can also cook, bake cakes and do the ironing. I only want lots of filthy sex in return. Bargain eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have chocolate

Forget my above drivel about punctuation... I’m sold!

Great it’s in this cake I just made I’ll boil the kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have all the Harry Potter and lord of the rings dvds...plus ice cream "

Lush ink work too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have all the Harry Potter and lord of the rings dvds...plus ice cream

Lush ink work too!"

I’ll show you my other tattoos if we watch lord of the rings 1,2 and 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have all the Harry Potter and lord of the rings dvds...plus ice cream

Lush ink work too!

I’ll show you my other tattoos if we watch lord of the rings 1,2 and 3

Deal!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I can string a cohetent sentence together

Oh the irony

I didn't even notice the typo.

10%

It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect

5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!

No it is not lol.

Ok, well... I just read his profile text and he can in fact also use punctuation. Can we bump him back up a few percent on that basis? I mean, f*ck me, that’s a rare skill on here ....

I agree, these skilled gents should be applauded for use of punctuation, surely?

Correct usage would be better rather than willy-nilly. I guess the effort deserves at least 2%.

Well... the usage looked correct enough to me, but I did only glance!

Ok, ok. Allow me to add that i've a vivid imagination for storytelling and can appsrently render people well on paper. The rest is found in the COHERENT profile text that contains good punctuation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can string a cohetent sentence together

Oh the irony

I didn't even notice the typo.

10%

It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect

5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!

No it is not lol.

Ok, well... I just read his profile text and he can in fact also use punctuation. Can we bump him back up a few percent on that basis? I mean, f*ck me, that’s a rare skill on here ....

I agree, these skilled gents should be applauded for use of punctuation, surely?

Correct usage would be better rather than willy-nilly. I guess the effort deserves at least 2%.

Well... the usage looked correct enough to me, but I did only glance!

Ok, ok. Allow me to add that i've a vivid imagination for storytelling and can appsrently render people well on paper. The rest is found in the COHERENT profile text that contains good punctuation

Would that be ‘apparently’ you were meaning there??

Joking aside... one of the better profiles by far IMO

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I can string a cohetent sentence together

Oh the irony

I didn't even notice the typo.

10%

It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect

5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!

No it is not lol.

Ok, well... I just read his profile text and he can in fact also use punctuation. Can we bump him back up a few percent on that basis? I mean, f*ck me, that’s a rare skill on here ....

I agree, these skilled gents should be applauded for use of punctuation, surely?

Correct usage would be better rather than willy-nilly. I guess the effort deserves at least 2%.

Well... the usage looked correct enough to me, but I did only glance!

Ok, ok. Allow me to add that i've a vivid imagination for storytelling and can appsrently render people well on paper. The rest is found in the COHERENT profile text that contains good punctuation

Would that be ‘apparently’ you were meaning there??

Joking aside... one of the better profiles by far IMO

For god's sake i'll have to enable autocorrect. This is getting embarrasing...

fat fingers and refusal to acquire reading glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traditional old fashioned gent who believes women should be treated like ladies, sort of chap who thinks it right to open a door for a women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My balls are legendary.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

It's all in my profile, if anyone wants to read a small dissertation.

And yes, this is just a blatant attempt at getting more views

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick me and I will throw in a packet of monster munch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm awesome. End of.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Nothing to see here x

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