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over a year ago

Tell a fib about the person above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my knob is so big it needs a tripod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my knob is so big it needs a tripod"

Haha was that supposed to be about Jen??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my knob is so big it needs a tripod

Haha was that supposed to be about Jen??

LM41 is professor of cunnilinguistics at Oxford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my knob is so big it needs a tripod

Haha was that supposed to be about Jen??

LM41 is professor of cunnilinguistics at Oxford "

Soph's tattoos are done in felt tip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my knob is so big it needs a tripod

Haha was that supposed to be about Jen??

LM41 is professor of cunnilinguistics at Oxford

Soph's tattoos are done in felt tip."

He has 6 toes and they're webbed which is why they aren't in the pic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They don't actually enjoy having sex

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"They don't actually enjoy having sex "

She dresses up as princess Leah

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

....was once ejected from an aquarium by security after they tried to french kiss an octopus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He is on fab to find his identity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She stole my virginity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She stole my virginity "

He snagged my mother

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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Jen steals Goth's net curtains to make shirts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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Jen steals Goth's net curtains to make shirts!

Watcher let's kids do his tattoos

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

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Jen steals Goth's net curtains to make shirts!

Watcher let's kids do his tattoos "

Jen is halie berrys stunt double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Jen steals Goth's net curtains to make shirts!

Watcher let's kids do his tattoos

Jen is halie berrys stunt double

Likes to ride her BMX Magnum around the local shopping precinct no handed with a tip top drinks carton stuffed in the front brake calipers so it makes a noise of friction against her front tyre that she thinks sounds a bit like a motorbike.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Exquisite are really secret undercover writers for a newspaper. They are only here to expose the sordid details of swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jensucks tends to blow more than suck

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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago

Arse end of the universe

That's not his cock..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary claims to be 43, but she’s actually 26

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tommy claims to be amazing in bed but don't get excited they mean at sleeping.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Jen loves nothing more than a spot of midnight Munging.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sensual is actually a socks salesman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes not ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jensucks is a nun

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"shes not ugly"

He's not funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a she

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"its a she"

He has a Knighthood ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

her tits are fake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

His cock is hugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shes ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s only half full

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

He’s loud and pushy

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"He’s loud and pushy "

Supports Chelsea. Tut!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"He’s loud and pushy "

Actually likes Arsenal

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

He wears a wig. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His cock is hugh"
hugh giant thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually he's hopeless with wind instruments.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He is Male model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that new lingerie stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's from Mars

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she looks terrible naked

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

"she looks terrible naked

His username is accurate - he CAN play both the whistle AND the flute. At the same time.

And got thrown out of the orchestra for doing it in public.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she has the biggest bum on fab

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

He uses a body double for his pictures!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hes actually 23

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Fab straight

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

He has no secrets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He has no secrets! "

Her boobs are awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes single and ready to mingle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He has had tons of meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how does she know she was one of them

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"how does she know she was one of them

Performs as a Leo Sayer tribute act as a financial sideline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is loved by all

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple
over a year ago

coventry

"is loved by all

Can’t whistle or play the flute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

frigid

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"frigid "

He's that bloke who looks good in a suit...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And your that guy who doesn't

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"frigid

He's that bloke who looks good in a suit..."
He's a cross dresser

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"And your that guy who doesn't

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"And your that guy who doesn't

He's a porn star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And your that guy who doesn't

He's a porn star

She doesn’t look better than me in a dress

#jealous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She doesn't have lovely lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she has a big butt i cannot lie

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"she has a big butt i cannot lie"

Is really called Shirley

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"she has a big butt i cannot lie

Is really called Shirley "

Is blonde and flat chested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a big hairy mole right on end of his Crown Jewels,he’s named it Norman

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Has a big hairy mole right on end of his Crown Jewels,he’s named it Norman "

A Pirate Queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be a Thai kick boxing champion. Took a bad groin hit one match and had to change sex.

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By *indkink82Man
over a year ago

Caistor

She is a squirter I would not desert her!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Taught the Stig how to drive

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By *indkink82Man
over a year ago

Caistor

Love it! I am a biker too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He is totally blind.

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"He is totally blind."

Jen doesn’t suck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got bummed by a teenage mutant potato

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"He is funny "

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Once shared a splif with the Queen....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once shared a splif with the Queen...."

Doesn't actually love fun

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Once shared a splif with the Queen....

Doesn't actually love fun"

Recently auditioned for a low budget remake of Mortal Kombat

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

He has a collection of Marvel action figures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he is an alien

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"he is an alien "

He’s a great cook

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Terrible hostess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats true she is blind as a miners canary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thats true she is blind as a miners canary

Doesn't understand cockney rhyming slang

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"thats true she is blind as a miners canary

Doesn't understand cockney rhyming slang "

he's Martin Atkinson the referee for the Liverpool Man u game tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

virgin

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

He loves to kick a magnum in a seductive way while looking in the mirror

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"virgin"

man utd fan from Manchester

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Is actually 8’5”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a woman pretending to be a man.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Doesn't shower or wash his bits

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams

"Doesn't shower or wash his bits

Doesn't have legs to die for...

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

Is allergic to sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a part in game of thrones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

makes handbags

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Is a cross dresser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has 24 sugars in tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Collects used chewing gum

Has quite an extensive collection of it too might I add

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sniffs smelly feet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Makes holes in condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has lockjaw

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

fancies me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

likes to fuck apple pies

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Has big balls

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

wants my big balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is medically allergic to penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wears a girdle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wears a girdle

It's supposed to be a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wears a girdle

It's supposed to be a lie

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damn

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"wears a girdle

It's supposed to be a lie

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loves rimming mens hairy bumholes

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"wears a girdle

It's supposed to be a lie

damn

Is a Transvestite

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Eats oranges without peeling them.....

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Eats oranges without peeling them....."

Is the 1996 UK wheelbarrow race champion

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Still gets confused between the two Newcastles.....

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

"Still gets confused between the two Newcastles....."

Was raised by gypsies after being found on the side of the road in an empty beer crate

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

He looks good

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"He looks good "

Gets easily confused. He thinks he's a towel rail.

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

"He looks good "

Once superglued his clock to a ladie's neck

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

"He looks good

Once superglued his clock to a ladie's neck"

Loves putting a tiny lead on his pet frog and taking it for a "walk"

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Insists origami is sushi

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Is celibate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is a alien really

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

He claims to not look like Quasimodo

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"He claims to not look like Quasimodo

Whispers once played centre forward for Barnsley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Represented Great Britain in the 2012 Winter Olympics in bobsled

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Is in the process of carrying out a hit on Boris Johnson...

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

"Is in the process of carrying out a hit on Boris Johnson..."
he ordered it to happen

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Has three feet

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

Thought pubic hair, was bugs bunnies cousin

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Can breakdance

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Can breakdance"

Actually transitioning into a beautiful butterfly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can breakdance

Actually transitioning into a beautiful butterfly."

Has noodles for arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

transparentcubs

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Is a doctor

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Collects ex-lovers' toenail clippings.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Collects ex-lovers' toenail clippings.

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Collects ex-lovers' toenail clippings.

Never

Shines shoes for a living

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is batman

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Is invisible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had awful legs

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Had awful legs"

Is really a bitch.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Lives in a castle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has sand in their ass

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Flew to the moon with nothing but a sheep for company

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Can fly

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

"Can fly"

Goes skinny dipping in the tent every tuesday night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Drinks cum from a boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drinks cum from a boot

sucks but wont swallow;)

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Drinks cum from a boot

sucks but wont swallow;)"

Draws on his own eyebrows

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By *azinga71Man
over a year ago

Angus

Has a micro penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drinks cum from a boot

sucks but wont swallow;)

Draws on his own eyebrows"

how did you know!?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Has a micro penis"

Lies!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Has a micro penis

Lies!

Can Vogue.

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By *azinga71Man
over a year ago

Angus

Taught Michael Jackson to moonwalk

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By *otfabcouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Has a micro penis

Lies!

Can Vogue."

Can whistle whilst giving a BJ!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg looks so bad on her knees

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

"omg looks so bad on her knees"

Shaves his pubes into a mohican

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

uses a bicycle pump to blow them babies up

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Has a micro penis

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

"uses a bicycle pump to blow them babies up

that's a good one

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

"Has a micro penis"

Has a tail like a fox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she is used by the navy as a floatation device

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyes his hair red and makes his own dresses

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Dyes his hair red and makes his own dresses "

Doesn't wash his gonads

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Dyes his hair red and makes his own dresses

Doesn't wash his gonads"

Transgirl is the proud owner of a double headed penis! Tricky when having a pee - but great for dp!

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

"Dyes his hair red and makes his own dresses

Doesn't wash his gonads

Transgirl is the proud owner of a double headed penis! Tricky when having a pee - but great for dp!

At Christmas hangs tinsel off her nipples and pretends to be a xmas tree

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Dyes his hair red and makes his own dresses

Doesn't wash his gonads

Transgirl is the proud owner of a double headed penis! Tricky when having a pee - but great for dp!

Bum is an actual peach

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

"Dyes his hair red and makes his own dresses

Doesn't wash his gonads

Transgirl is the proud owner of a double headed penis! Tricky when having a pee - but great for dp!

Bum is an actual peach"

Is actually only 4ft, he has to walk on stilts to look taller

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Dyes his hair red and makes his own dresses

Doesn't wash his gonads

Transgirl is the proud owner of a double headed penis! Tricky when having a pee - but great for dp!

Bum is an actual peach

Is actually only 4ft, he has to walk on stilts to look taller"

Shit, I thought I'd hid them

Doesnt need car airbags

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