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Fucking hilarious!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dont you just love it when you get abusive mail from a new user and they are totally illiterate

I mean look at this one...get ready to laugh your socks off

"ur nowt special just a fuk!!! u average women on here love urselfs it nateral a man will lower his standards for a fuk!!! god u dogs on here make me lafff!!!"

Blocked, reported but worth a bloody good laugh....should have toyed with it for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kinell........

you get all the best ones doncha

i love an intelligent man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LOL I have images of him dragging his hairy knuckles across the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bless him, i guess he aint doing to well on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahahahahahah

along with his unused dick and hairy gonads....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl yea gd 1 xx

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I can see he will fit in really well and be over run with women throwing themselves all over him

What a catch

And not even been a member for a full day yet?

WOW his tactics are outstanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every woman on here should mail him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not saved message but we were contacted by a guy, told him thanks but no thanks. He returned a very abusive txt about huge fannies tree trunk legs up my own arse, gods gift to mankind etc. When we pointed out he contacted us, his response, 'i shudda gone to specsavers'.

Gotta laugh but the abuse was not funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every woman on here should mail him "

PM'd ya pass the word lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha ha ha ha ha.....

So.......

You meeting him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every woman on here should mail him

PM'd ya pass the word lmao"

dont forget to pm me

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Ah but I have a belter.

We had a two days ago, replied today, and got back a mail saying " what the f*** are you on about you silly **** I didn't send you any mail !

Hhmmm probably just as well we had already said no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Ooooops!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

yes we did have a lugh about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant find the fooker ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant find him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reckon he deleted himself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

profile suspended already...way to go Admin gold star

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I think his Fab career must be over

Makes you wonder if people just create accounts to send a load of abuse............nuttas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dohhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think his Fab career must be over

Makes you wonder if people just create accounts to send a load of abuse............nuttas "

Nooooooooooooooooooo do they? LMFAO

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

We've just had one from a 61 year old.

Apparently he finds our profile offensive and he would never deem to meet us.....

Well I think that's what he said, he couldn't spell either.

I'm going to toy with the tosser for a little while....

**All hail the Pussy Posse**

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oooh can we toy with him too...my one seems to have got himself banned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send him my way maddie, I could do with a pleb to head mess with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think any abusive nerds should become part of a pussy posse group thrashing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think any abusive nerds should become part of a pussy posse group thrashing "

Now that is a fine idea we can set up a link message lol pass on details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in girls .... 5ft (and a bit) of welsh minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/09/09 19:38:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

great idea...

Watch it men.....

The women on here are all revolting

against nerdy abuse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

we are not revolting we are fucking gorgeous ....careful Peaches the Doris's watch you know lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"we are not revolting we are fucking gorgeous ....careful Peaches the Doris's watch you know lol"

All hail the Pussy Posse.......

I notice the Doris's are absent! All cooking and ironing for their beloved's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we are not revolting we are fucking gorgeous ....careful Peaches the Doris's watch you know lol

All hail the Pussy Posse.......

I notice the Doris's are absent! All cooking and ironing for their beloved's.

"

As it should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OI Pheonix i'm sending his check through the post LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we are not revolting we are fucking gorgeous ....careful Peaches the Doris's watch you know lol

All hail the Pussy Posse.......

I notice the Doris's are absent! All cooking and ironing for their beloved's.

"

Paul's watching rugby .... with my permission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, you are being watched..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont you just love it when you get abusive mail from a new user and they are totally illiterate

I mean look at this one...get ready to laugh your socks off

"ur nowt special just a fuk!!! u average women on here love urselfs it nateral a man will lower his standards for a fuk!!! god u dogs on here make me lafff!!!"

Blocked, reported but worth a bloody good laugh....should have toyed with it for a bit "

Obviously got big mouth and little cock lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was sent the following message by a sad 21 year old guy when we turned his friends invite down.

Ha, Ha!

That's What you think!

I'm not for your information, but, no need to be rude either way.

So, FUCK OFF with your Cheek.

Stupid Cunts.

Also reported and to remain a virgin ever more.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we are not revolting we are fucking gorgeous ....careful Peaches the Doris's watch you know lol"

Well i been busy sending emails.

and i been revolting. lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good lord are mails like this fairly common from my kind? I might get a sex change oper just so I don't have to have the same label as them over my head lol

I would suggest pointing them to my guide but to be honest they don't deserve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some strange sad men about ya know......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont you just love it when you get abusive mail from a new user and they are totally illiterate

I mean look at this one...get ready to laugh your socks off

"ur nowt special just a fuk!!! u average women on here love urselfs it nateral a man will lower his standards for a fuk!!! god u dogs on here make me lafff!!!"

Blocked, reported but worth a bloody good laugh....should have toyed with it for a bit "

Was gonna type with some of the women on here maybe he has a point but then completely bottled it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

scaredy cat, scaredy cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"scaredy cat, scaredy cat "

Oh really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"scaredy cat, scaredy cat

Oh really "

yeap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"scaredy cat, scaredy cat

Oh really

yeap"

Cows, you defo got me sussed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LOL it's a Posse Skill, cant get in without it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL it's a Posse Skill, cant get in without it "

Xmas bash, both your asses are grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ner ner "

I realise it's going to be a BIG task, in fact probably two BIG tasks but hopefully I am will cope with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LOL it's a Posse Skill, cant get in without it

Xmas bash, both your asses are grass "

PMSL yeah yeah Bonkster, i know you will take one look at my boobies and pass out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will blind you with boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We will blind you with boobies "

What a fantastic way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL it's a Posse Skill, cant get in without it "

You need a skill to join the posse?

Why are there so many members then i thought you just had to be a weak feeble fem lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LOL it's a Posse Skill, cant get in without it

You need a skill to join the posse?

Why are there so many members then i thought you just had to be a weak feeble fem lol xxx "

no my dear you are getting confused, easy at your age I guess, you are thinking od weak and feeble Doris's. It's ok we understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL it's a Posse Skill, cant get in without it

You need a skill to join the posse?

Why are there so many members then i thought you just had to be a weak feeble fem lol xxx

no my dear you are getting confused, easy at your age I guess, you are thinking od weak and feeble Doris's. It's ok we understand "

What was you on about age for dear lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LOL it's a Posse Skill, cant get in without it

You need a skill to join the posse?

Why are there so many members then i thought you just had to be a weak feeble fem lol xxx

no my dear you are getting confused, easy at your age I guess, you are thinking od weak and feeble Doris's. It's ok we understand

What was you on about age for dear lol"

*****blows raspberry at Cliggy***** LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL it's a Posse Skill, cant get in without it

You need a skill to join the posse?

Why are there so many members then i thought you just had to be a weak feeble fem lol xxx

no my dear you are getting confused, easy at your age I guess, you are thinking od weak and feeble Doris's. It's ok we understand

What was you on about age for dear lol

*****blows raspberry at Cliggy***** LOL"

Where is he ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont you just love it when you get abusive mail from a new user and they are totally illiterate

I mean look at this one...get ready to laugh your socks off

"ur nowt special just a fuk!!! u average women on here love urselfs it nateral a man will lower his standards for a fuk!!! god u dogs on here make me lafff!!!"

Blocked, reported but worth a bloody good laugh....should have toyed with it for a bit "

wow i bet he bein flooded by requests to meet...bet in real life he a quiet mild mannered geek who just lets his fuckwit side out over net !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lot of them on here. Play the big man but in reality they are wet pussies them selfs hiding behind there arm chair at the slightest mention of a meet. All wind and trousers doesn’t impress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lot of them on here. Play the big man but in reality they are wet pussies them selfs hiding behind there arm chair at the slightest mention of a meet. All wind and trousers doesn’t impress."

I shouldn't think the wind helps get meets at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lot of them on here. Play the big man but in reality they are wet pussies them selfs hiding behind there arm chair at the slightest mention of a meet. All wind and trousers doesn’t impress.

I shouldn't think the wind helps get meets at all "

You never know on here lol

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london


"we are not revolting we are fucking gorgeous ....careful Peaches the Doris's watch you know lol

All hail the Pussy Posse.......

I notice the Doris's are absent! All cooking and ironing for their beloved's.

"

Nope, we are all out partying!

Feeling very good now I've woken up!

LOL

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

have you? lol woken up that is

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