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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

That hottie you've had your eye on for ages is coming to yours for dinner. You're dessert.

What are you cooking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a dab hand at cooking a Spagetti Carbonara! xx

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

What ever he fancies! Requests taken ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would of asked what she likes first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something without too much garlic or chilli powder. We don’t want a windy bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something without too much garlic or chilli powder. We don’t want a windy bedroom."

Depends if you want to be 'blown away'

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

Prawn cocktail

Duck a l'orange

Black Forest Gateau

And a bottle of 'Blue Nun'

I'd either be 40 or so years out of date or incredibly cool because of my retro nostalgia.

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Chicken kebab

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Nothing to heavy if want to get jiggy

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I love making paella - chicken, prawn & chorizo.

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

East London

Instant noodles

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

Beans on toast. I'm a terrible cook!

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"Nothing to heavy if want to get jiggy "

It carries the momentum... much like Newton’s cradle

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Beans on toast. I'm a terrible cook!"

You better come to mine then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beans on toast. I'm a terrible cook!"

Not a huge beans fan... Mind if I eat something else

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Sod all.....I get flatulence when I've ate....and tired, oh and just want to get my Jimmy's on and chill......

Fcking cracking meet me yanno!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter basted steak, cara_elised red onions & good old chips! Can’t be beaten.

I mean, I’d love to cook my speciality of Jerk Chicken with Rice & Peas but it’s known to blow people’s socks off, so save that for later!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Sod all.....I get flatulence when I've ate....and tired, oh and just want to get my Jimmy's on and chill......

Fcking cracking meet me yanno! "

Nutter. But I luvs ya.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Sod all.....I get flatulence when I've ate....and tired, oh and just want to get my Jimmy's on and chill......

Fcking cracking meet me yanno!

Nutter. But I luvs ya. "

dito kid

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Ribeye with a tomato and rocket salad and chimichurri. A glass or two Malbec might also be in order.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Nothing to heavy if want to get jiggy

It carries the momentum... much like Newton’s cradle "

Haha.... a lot of things carry the momentum without being heavy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would do a tapas style menu for him, so lots of little dishes to choose from and to feed each other with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Butter basted steak, cara_elised red onions & good old chips! Can’t be beaten.

I mean, I’d love to cook my speciality of Jerk Chicken with Rice & Peas but it’s known to blow people’s socks off, so save that for later! "

I cook a mean jerk pork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be cooking takeaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ll order in, I can think of better ways to spend that time.

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Butter basted steak, cara_elised red onions & good old chips! Can’t be beaten.

I mean, I’d love to cook my speciality of Jerk Chicken with Rice & Peas but it’s known to blow people’s socks off, so save that for later! "

Now this is what I call good food

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ribeye with a tomato and rocket salad and chimichurri. A glass or two Malbec might also be in order."

Oooh

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Baby greens with balsamic vinaigrette, Filet mignon with grilled asparagus and a bottle of Shiraz.

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way


"Beans on toast. I'm a terrible cook!

You better come to mine then. "

Deal

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way


"Beans on toast. I'm a terrible cook!

Not a huge beans fan... Mind if I eat something else "

What do you have in mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seafood risotto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beans on toast. I'm a terrible cook!

Not a huge beans fan... Mind if I eat something else

What do you have in mind? "

You lie back and let me figure that out

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate


"Beans on toast. I'm a terrible cook!"

With an egg on top and you've got a deal!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Ribeye with a tomato and rocket salad and chimichurri. A glass or two Malbec might also be in order.

Oooh "

How would you like yours?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Ask what his favourite meal was. Simples

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ask what his favourite meal was. Simples "

You. Simples

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"Nothing to heavy if want to get jiggy

It carries the momentum... much like Newton’s cradle

Haha.... a lot of things carry the momentum without being heavy "

I’m no rabbit... kale and such just doesn’t cut it. I want things with meat on it!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Nothing to heavy if want to get jiggy

It carries the momentum... much like Newton’s cradle

Haha.... a lot of things carry the momentum without being heavy

I’m no rabbit... kale and such just doesn’t cut it. I want things with meat on it!"

Even before you fuck though? Don't you feel a bit... not as up for it?

As to what I'll cook, I'd be starters and pudding. The meal? I don't know. Whatever he/her/they want. I love cooking and if it's for another it's even better.

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way


"Beans on toast. I'm a terrible cook!

Not a huge beans fan... Mind if I eat something else

What do you have in mind?

You lie back and let me figure that out"

Deal

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way


"Beans on toast. I'm a terrible cook!

With an egg on top and you've got a deal!"

Oof now you're testing my skills!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm on a diet - it's called the 'F-plan'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grilled asparagus, Parmesan foam

Roast lobsters truffle sauce

Apple tart tatin ( my speciality)

I am a professional French chef!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Nothing to heavy if want to get jiggy

It carries the momentum... much like Newton’s cradle

Haha.... a lot of things carry the momentum without being heavy

I’m no rabbit... kale and such just doesn’t cut it. I want things with meat on it!"

Of course but light not a big dish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It really could be anything that takes our fancy

I do a mean Moussaka, a delicious Seafood Lasagne, a host of different stir fry options with noodles or rice, slow roasted Lamb Shanks that melt in your mouth, Rib Eye steaks and triple cooked chips.,.,,,

...endless possibilities.

However I’d have to be starter and dessert, need to work up the appetite first

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Chicken kebab "

Worked for us last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M&S . Tescos aldo good ping deals .. get your arse down there.

Yep hate cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaghetti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be Archie's home made sour dough pizza cooked in a stone based pizza over. If a more meat based main course smoked bbq pulled pork and ribs. Several fab members can attest to the quality of Archie's cooking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suppose I should ask what he likes and if he has allergies

Failing that bacon...Unless he is a vegetarian then he can have a cabbage.

And a trifle! Properly love trifle I do. Unless he is dairy free then he can have an apple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaghetti, best dish I can cook that's edible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm there are a few dishes mentioned here that may not be the best idea given wonderfully bad breath which is awful for kissing...

Plus heavy meals aren’t conducive to getting horizontal... snack... sex then food potentially while naked in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd check what they like first.

Pan roasted steak with side salad or chicken wraps come to mind.

S

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" jerk pork "

No need to wank if you're having sex later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like eating before sex can we eat after please?

And it always should be pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It really could be anything that takes our fancy

I do a mean Moussaka, a delicious Seafood Lasagne, a host of different stir fry options with noodles or rice, slow roasted Lamb Shanks that melt in your mouth, Rib Eye steaks and triple cooked chips.,.,,,

...endless possibilities.

However I’d have to be starter and dessert, need to work up the appetite first "

I’d like those meals but not all at once, just any. - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’d just do starters omitting garlic. Then we’d eat after. maybe takeaway maybe toast haha

But if I was just cooking for someone I like knowing what they like for inspiration otherwise it’s lasagne or chicken parmigiana. Most of my cooking these days is family cooking and batch cooking so it’s great but not exciting -Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It really could be anything that takes our fancy

I do a mean Moussaka, a delicious Seafood Lasagne, a host of different stir fry options with noodles or rice, slow roasted Lamb Shanks that melt in your mouth, Rib Eye steaks and triple cooked chips.,.,,,

...endless possibilities.

However I’d have to be starter and dessert, need to work up the appetite first

I’d like those meals but not all at once, just any. - Mrs "

We would only have time for one.....meal

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

My go to dish is mint mash with scallops and black pudding but that wouldn’t be everyone’s taste so lamb curry otherwise

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"It really could be anything that takes our fancy

I do a mean Moussaka, a delicious Seafood Lasagne, a host of different stir fry options with noodles or rice, slow roasted Lamb Shanks that melt in your mouth, Rib Eye steaks and triple cooked chips.,.,,,

...endless possibilities.

However I’d have to be starter and dessert, need to work up the appetite first "

You had me at seafood lasagne. *Drops pants*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the kfc in

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"I would have asked what she likes first "

I like risotto.

I'll take you as dessert!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It really could be anything that takes our fancy

I do a mean Moussaka, a delicious Seafood Lasagne, a host of different stir fry options with noodles or rice, slow roasted Lamb Shanks that melt in your mouth, Rib Eye steaks and triple cooked chips.,.,,,

...endless possibilities.

However I’d have to be starter and dessert, need to work up the appetite first

You had me at seafood lasagne. *Drops pants*"

It is delicious. It was inspired by a bistro I used to go to as a student. I’ve been working on perfecting the recipe since

I’m not sure how well I’d be able to concentrate on the cooking though now you ve dropped your pants

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

Something which isn’t too involved. Ruined a decent pan when the pasta sauce wasn’t the centre of my attention... next time she came it was an excellent beetroot and goats cheese salad. All prepped and in the fridge before arrival.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Something hot, light yet messy. I certainly wouldn't cry if the sauce ended up being splattered everywhere. These things can be managed, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It really could be anything that takes our fancy

I do a mean Moussaka, a delicious Seafood Lasagne, a host of different stir fry options with noodles or rice, slow roasted Lamb Shanks that melt in your mouth, Rib Eye steaks and triple cooked chips.,.,,,

...endless possibilities.

However I’d have to be starter and dessert, need to work up the appetite first

I’d like those meals but not all at once, just any. - Mrs

We would only have time for one.....meal "

hmmm how about starter and then teach me to make that seafood lasagna

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"It really could be anything that takes our fancy

I do a mean Moussaka, a delicious Seafood Lasagne, a host of different stir fry options with noodles or rice, slow roasted Lamb Shanks that melt in your mouth, Rib Eye steaks and triple cooked chips.,.,,,

...endless possibilities.

However I’d have to be starter and dessert, need to work up the appetite first

I’d like those meals but not all at once, just any. - Mrs

We would only have time for one.....meal hmmm how about starter and then teach me to make that seafood lasagna "

We should have a seafood lasagne class lol

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Medium rare fillet steak with peppercorn sauce, giant flat mushrooms, chunky chips, pan fried asparagus & tender stem broccoli fried in olive oil, garlic, black pepper and sea salt!

All served with a bottle of merlot and lots of giggles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Medium rare fillet steak with peppercorn sauce, giant flat mushrooms, chunky chips, pan fried asparagus & tender stem broccoli fried in olive oil, garlic, black pepper and sea salt!

All served with a bottle of merlot and lots of giggles! "

Feed us that lot and you would have to give us a bed for the night and fuck us in the morning.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Medium rare fillet steak with peppercorn sauce, giant flat mushrooms, chunky chips, pan fried asparagus & tender stem broccoli fried in olive oil, garlic, black pepper and sea salt!

All served with a bottle of merlot and lots of giggles!

Feed us that lot and you would have to give us a bed for the night and fuck us in the morning."

It’s a date! Food and sex are my two favourite things - no particular order!

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area


"Medium rare fillet steak with peppercorn sauce, giant flat mushrooms, chunky chips, pan fried asparagus & tender stem broccoli fried in olive oil, garlic, black pepper and sea salt!

All served with a bottle of merlot and lots of giggles!

Feed us that lot and you would have to give us a bed for the night and fuck us in the morning."

Lol, never see how people feel like eating that much and then want to play. Food coma kicks in.

Something light like mixed tapas or steamed/grilled Japanese titbits works. Can eat as much or little as you want then.

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