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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please entertain her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

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sorry can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

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join us on Skype Jen x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

sorry can't

Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

Oh dear, nowt on telly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

sorry can't

Why not?"
im hungry can't entertain before food

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

You're bored ..imagine this..

A Dutch family have been kept in a basement and made to distill advocaat for the last nine years.

I Can't believe no one saw the warninks signs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's an entertaining fact....

Do you have 2 legs??

If so.....you have more than the average number!

Because.....

Some amputees have one....or none....

So the average number is 1.9999 something

Any good?

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Please entertain her

Have you seen my helicopter....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

sorry can't

Why not?im hungry can't entertain before food

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

join us on Skype Jen x "

Is Skype still a thing? I thought it was all kik these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

sorry can't

Why not?im hungry can't entertain before food

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what you fancy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

sorry can't

Why not?im hungry can't entertain before food

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what you fancy? "

I'm easy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

sorry can't

Why not?im hungry can't entertain before food

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what you fancy? "

I'm easy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here's an entertaining fact....

Do you have 2 legs??

If so.....you have more than the average number!

Because.....

Some amputees have one....or none....

So the average number is 1.9999 something

Any good?"

I'm lost

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Get out the IKEA catalogue

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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago

Arse end of the universe

"You're bored ..imagine this..

A Dutch family have been kept in a basement and made to distill advocaat for the last nine years.

I Can't believe no one saw the warninks signs."

I laughed out loud way too long to this..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you "

Okay bring food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

sorry can't

Why not?im hungry can't entertain before food

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what you fancy?

I'm easy

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eggs then.......... over easy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

sorry can't

Why not?im hungry can't entertain before food

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what you fancy?

I'm easy

eggs then.......... over easy

Sounds perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

sorry can't

Why not?im hungry can't entertain before food

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what you fancy?

I'm easy

eggs then.......... over easy

Sounds perfect

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lol I'm benedict

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

sorry can't

Why not?im hungry can't entertain before food

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what you fancy?

I'm easy

eggs then.......... over easy

Sounds perfect

lol I'm benedict

I read that as bendadick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's an entertaining fact....

Do you have 2 legs??

If so.....you have more than the average number!

Because.....

Some amputees have one....or none....

So the average number is 1.9999 something

Any good?

I'm lost

Oh I give up......drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here's an entertaining fact....

Do you have 2 legs??

If so.....you have more than the average number!

Because.....

Some amputees have one....or none....

So the average number is 1.9999 something

Any good?

I'm lost

Oh I give up......drink?"

Yes please. Sex on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read a book

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Why does hot water make pasta soft but eggs hard... Just thought it might entertain you mulling that over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's an entertaining fact....

Do you have 2 legs??

If so.....you have more than the average number!

Because.....

Some amputees have one....or none....

So the average number is 1.9999 something

Any good?

I'm lost

Oh I give up......drink?

Yes please. Sex on the beach

Fine! If you insist....I'll bring a blanket.

But what about the drink??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Read a book

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does hot water make pasta soft but eggs hard... Just thought it might entertain you mulling that over

Good question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here's an entertaining fact....

Do you have 2 legs??

If so.....you have more than the average number!

Because.....

Some amputees have one....or none....

So the average number is 1.9999 something

Any good?

I'm lost

Oh I give up......drink?

Yes please. Sex on the beach

Fine! If you insist....I'll bring a blanket.

But what about the drink??"

Make mine a vodka please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read a book

No thanks "

Lol.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you

Okay bring food."

Chinese or Indian?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you

Okay bring food.

Chinese or Indian? "

Chinese please

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you

Okay bring food.

Chinese or Indian?

Chinese please

Set the table, I’m on my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you

Okay bring food.

Chinese or Indian?

Chinese please

Set the table, I’m on my way

Can we have it on the sofa while watching some crappy movie and drinking wine ? I don't ask for much

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Sure, no problem. I can juggle one ball if you like? Mr.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Please entertain her

Hell is gone and heaven's here

There's nothing left for you to fear

Shake your arse come over here

Now scream

I'm a burning effigy

Of everything I used to be

You're my rock of empathy, my dear

So come on let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

Life's too short for you to die

So grab yourself an alibi

Heaven knows your mother lied

Mon cher

Separate your right from wrongs

Come and sing a different song

The kettle's on so don't be long

Mon cher

So come on let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

Look me up in the yellow pages

I will be your rock of ages

Your see through fads and your crazy phrases yeah

Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep

He popped a pill and fell asleep

The dew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear

Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned

But we're the generation that's got to be heard

You're tired of your teachers and your school's a drag

You're not going to end up like your mum and dad

So come on let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

He may be good he may be outta sight

But he can't be here so come around tonight

Here is the place where the feeling grows

You gotta get high before you taste the lows

So come on

Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you (let me entertain you)

So come on let me entertain you (let me entertain you)

Let me entertain you (let me entertain you)

Come on come on come on come on

Let me entertain you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

Hell is gone and heaven's here

There's nothing left for you to fear

Shake your arse come over here

Now scream

I'm a burning effigy

Of everything I used to be

You're my rock of empathy, my dear

So come on let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

Life's too short for you to die

So grab yourself an alibi

Heaven knows your mother lied

Mon cher

Separate your right from wrongs

Come and sing a different song

The kettle's on so don't be long

Mon cher

So come on let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

Look me up in the yellow pages

I will be your rock of ages

Your see through fads and your crazy phrases yeah

Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep

He popped a pill and fell asleep

The dew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear

Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned

But we're the generation that's got to be heard

You're tired of your teachers and your school's a drag

You're not going to end up like your mum and dad

So come on let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

He may be good he may be outta sight

But he can't be here so come around tonight

Here is the place where the feeling grows

You gotta get high before you taste the lows

So come on

Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you (let me entertain you)

So come on let me entertain you (let me entertain you)

Let me entertain you (let me entertain you)

Come on come on come on come on

Let me entertain you

Just sang that to myself

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you

Okay bring food.

Chinese or Indian?

Chinese please

Set the table, I’m on my way

Can we have it on the sofa while watching some crappy movie and drinking wine ? I don't ask for much

Yes you can have it on the sofa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you

Okay bring food.

Chinese or Indian?

Chinese please

Set the table, I’m on my way

Can we have it on the sofa while watching some crappy movie and drinking wine ? I don't ask for much

Yes you can have it on the sofa

What else can I have on the sofa ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

Peruse my profile page, friend me, message me, perv at me.

There are many fun things to do xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

Peruse my profile page, friend me, message me, perv at me.

There are many fun things to do xx

Do they all start and end with you.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you

Okay bring food.

Chinese or Indian?

Chinese please

Set the table, I’m on my way

Can we have it on the sofa while watching some crappy movie and drinking wine ? I don't ask for much

Yes you can have it on the sofa

What else can I have on the sofa ?"

Dessert

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you

Okay bring food.

Chinese or Indian?

Chinese please

Set the table, I’m on my way

Can we have it on the sofa while watching some crappy movie and drinking wine ? I don't ask for much

Yes you can have it on the sofa

What else can I have on the sofa ?

Dessert

Sounds good. I like something creamy

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you

Okay bring food.

Chinese or Indian?

Chinese please

Set the table, I’m on my way

Can we have it on the sofa while watching some crappy movie and drinking wine ? I don't ask for much

Yes you can have it on the sofa

What else can I have on the sofa ?

Dessert

Sounds good. I like something creamy

Great, I’m packing my big cream whipper anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you

Okay bring food.

Chinese or Indian?

Chinese please

Set the table, I’m on my way

Can we have it on the sofa while watching some crappy movie and drinking wine ? I don't ask for much

I thought we were having sex on the beach? I've put the windbreak up now....and got the pampas grass out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

sorry can't

Why not?im hungry can't entertain before food

Sharing is caring

what you fancy?

I'm easy

eggs then.......... over easy

Sounds perfect

lol I'm benedict

I read that as bendadick"
lol eggs bendadick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you

Okay bring food.

Chinese or Indian?

Chinese please

Set the table, I’m on my way

Can we have it on the sofa while watching some crappy movie and drinking wine ? I don't ask for much

Yes you can have it on the sofa

What else can I have on the sofa ?

Dessert

Sounds good. I like something creamy

Great, I’m packing my big cream whipper anyway

Yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get out the IKEA catalogue"

Ha ha

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Dick pics it is then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

Stegosaurus was ancient to T-Rex and T-Rex is closer to man than to stegosaurus... My work here is done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come and see me Jen il emtertain you

Mrs K

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dick pics it is then?

Sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for you, as a one off, i will belly dance for you. I hope you have plenty of time because once this belly starts it takes a while to stop x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dick pics it is then?

Sounds like fun

Unziiiip

Cmon... Cmon pleeease

Dammit cock will you just stop messing about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dick pics it is then?

Sounds like fun

Unziiiip

Cmon... Cmon pleeease

Dammit cock will you just stop messing about"

Waits patiently

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Your box must be full now Jen surely??? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dick pics it is then?

Sounds like fun

Unziiiip

Cmon... Cmon pleeease

Dammit cock will you just stop messing about

Waits patiently

Haha I don't perform well under pressure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your box must be full now Jen surely??? lol "

Just the one or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your box must be full now Jen surely??? lol

Just the one or two

Still trying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your box must be full now Jen surely??? lol

Just the one or two

Still trying"

Don't try to hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your box must be full now Jen surely??? lol

Just the one or two

Still trying

Don't try to hard

I'm cramping I'm cramping

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Your box must be full now Jen surely??? lol

Just the one or two

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you naughty thing you picking through them slowly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your box must be full now Jen surely??? lol

Just the one or two

you naughty thing you picking through them slowly

Yah I sure am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jen rules her inbox with an iron...fist

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Please entertain her

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as Robbie Williams once sang .... leeeeeettttt meeee ... entertaaaaaaiiiinnnnn youuuuuuu

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

That’s evident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

Why are you talking about yourself in the third person ?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I would if I was close

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

Why are you talking about yourself in the third person ?"

Because I want too

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

A man walks into a bar and orders a pint. In between drinks he pulls out a mouth organ and plays a tune.

Barman turns to him and says "There was a lady here last week with that exact mouth organ playing that exact tune!"

Man goes "really? Must've be Harmonica".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

just look in a mirror, your figure would keep me entertained for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please entertain her

Why are you talking about yourself in the third person ?

Because I want too

Surely it’s because Jen wants to ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man walks into a bar and orders a pint. In between drinks he pulls out a mouth organ and plays a tune.

Barman turns to him and says "There was a lady here last week with that exact mouth organ playing that exact tune!"

Man goes "really? Must've be Harmonica"."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left my clown shoes behind

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Just get a box of Cadbury fingers...... everyone loves a finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just get a box of Cadbury fingers...... everyone loves a finger"

Yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read this a while back and it really made me laugh.

Make your local gym think there are a number of forgetful clowns in the area by leaving a clown shoe at the gym, then asking a friend to pop in and see if they have found one in lost property. When the shoe is shown to the friend by the gym say... No that's not it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I read this a while back and it really made me laugh.

What

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I read this a while back and it really made me laugh.

What

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I read this a while back and it really made me laugh.

What

Someone has a sense of humour

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I read this a while back and it really made me laugh.

What

Someone has a sense of humour

Who knew?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I read this a while back and it really made me laugh.

What

Someone has a sense of humour

Who knew?

Not an easy find on here

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jenifa....(ohh)

Jenny, lost her favorite penny

So I gave her a dollar

She kissed me (and I hollered)

In a flash the school bell rang

Jenny grabbed on to my hand

Took me home and said, Trugoy just

Swing and swing and swing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jenifa....(ohh)

Jenny, lost her favorite penny

So I gave her a dollar

She kissed me (and I hollered)

In a flash the school bell rang

Jenny grabbed on to my hand

Took me home and said, Trugoy just

Swing and swing and swing

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