FabSwingers.com forum: My man flu.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear everyone at fab, I've been diagnosed with man flu. I don't know how long I have left. The lights are dim now. But I wanted share with everyone the Dangers of Man flu. One moment I'm being measured for my coffin.

Beware the drippy nose and ache head. Beware the fever. They are killers. I'll try to stay strong. Pray for me. Cough cough ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you should have had the jab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cold. Not flu.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Sayonara Sunshine

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

surely you had the jab in your occupation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There is no jab for full on man flu.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Man flu is a very bad thing. I do hope you survive OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 5 Kleenex boxes into my flu and no one loves me enough to go get me some orange juice here either.

I'll meet you at deaths door, I'm wearing iron maiden pajamas.

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By *ldhamlad26Man
over a year ago

failsworth

Another one riding the storm here

see you on the other side brothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoping with plenty of hot toddies that i will pull through.

Man flu is real people!

Let's fight the fight together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Man flu is a very bad thing. I do hope you survive OP

Thanks..think I need a thermometer and an ice pack and a big dose of Lucozade..cus Lucozades for poorly people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear fellow sufferer,

Please don't give up, I've had a long two week fight with the terrible affliction that is Man flu. I am now just starting to come out the other side, keep strong, stay positive and remember we are all praying for you to pull through.

Ps, Man flu is worse than childbirth.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There is no jab for full on man flu. "

Just a little prick ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm 5 Kleenex boxes into my flu and no one loves me enough to go get me some orange juice here either.

I'll meet you at deaths door, I'm wearing iron maiden pajamas. "

I'll be in the tigger onesie

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Man up

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Man Flu ..... pffffft

You’ll survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man Flu ..... pffffft

You’ll survive

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i never get colds

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"i never get colds

Just man flu ?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Dear everyone at fab, I've been diagnosed with man flu. I don't know how long I have left. The lights are dim now. But I wanted share with everyone the Dangers of Man flu. One moment I'm being measured for my coffin.

Beware the drippy nose and ache head. Beware the fever. They are killers. I'll try to stay strong. Pray for me. Cough cough ????"

You're lucky you've lasted this long!

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

You shouldnt be on here spreading all your germs.

There are woman on here and if they catch man flu from the likes of you it will be the finish of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldnt be on here spreading all your germs.

There are woman on here and if they catch man flu from the likes of you it will be the finish of them."

Too late. Wonder where I'd caught it from!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Man Flu ..... pffffft

You’ll survive

i never get colds

Mine is still lingering 3 weeks later, along with a hacking cough and a bad back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i never get colds

Just man flu ?"
nope never get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man Flu ..... pffffft

You’ll survive

i never get colds

Mine is still lingering 3 weeks later, along with a hacking cough and a bad back

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awww but yours is gorgeous woman flu

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"you should have had the jab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only prove cure for manflu is having all whims answered/catered for immediately no matter how small and oodles of sympathy. I wish you well in your struggle to survive.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

still with us op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run it off , you’ll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run it off , you’ll be fine

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under tap?

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