Your best and worst Dad chat up lines

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the worst chat up lines you have or had the pleasure of rolling your eyes to?

"Your eyes are like spanners, every time I look into them my nuts tighten"

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Paul Whitehouse at the bar in The Fast Show “can I suck on your tits?”

Harry Enfield rubbing his legs while talking to his Sons girlfriend...” you’re a lovely young Lady aren’t you?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake ?

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