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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... "

Remind me never to come to a sleep over with you monkey balls.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A large icecube is better. The evidence melts away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey Jizzy.

Start shouting fire. He will wake up. You pretend to be sleep Walker so he tucks you in the bed out of concern. Pretend to have bad dreams or night tremors (not funny!). Maybe he will walk out.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....

Remind me never to come to a sleep over with you monkey balls."

pppffffttttt, you know you'd still chance a sleep over....

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....

Remind me never to come to a sleep over with you monkey balls.

pppffffttttt, you know you'd still chance a sleep over.... "

Only if there was no sleeping

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... "

I like your style and I may just give it a go soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....

I like your style and I may just give it a go soon "

Thats a public admission shhhh...

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....

I like your style and I may just give it a go soon "

let me know If it works LvM....I've not fully tested it....only a rather successful trail run....

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident "

Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick your balls in his mouth and wake him up, see if he goes to sleep with his mouth open again

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... "

Except you told us all on here!!! We're all Accessories to a Crime!

Silence doesn't come cheap!!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident

Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics! "

Got one going spare?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident

Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics!

Got one going spare? "

Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....

I like your style and I may just give it a go soon

Thats a public admission shhhh..."

If I'm going down, you're all going down with me

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....

I like your style and I may just give it a go soon

Thats a public admission shhhh...

If I'm going down, you're all going down with me "

While you're down there

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident

Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics!

Got one going spare?

Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass!"

In a sec? You're still using it aren't you?

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....

I like your style and I may just give it a go soon

Thats a public admission shhhh...

If I'm going down, you're all going down with me

While you're down there "

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....

I like your style and I may just give it a go soon "

Squirt toothpaste up their nostril, by the time they’ve cleaned it out you’ll be asleep......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....

I like your style and I may just give it a go soon

Thats a public admission shhhh...

If I'm going down, you're all going down with me

While you're down there "

Hell gates have opened

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident

Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics!

Got one going spare?

Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass!

In a sec? You're still using it aren't you? "

Maybe, it will add to the authenticity of the crime scene of its recently used

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....

I like your style and I may just give it a go soon

Thats a public admission shhhh...

If I'm going down, you're all going down with me

While you're down there

Hell gates have opened

"

Crikey, my fanny isn't that big!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident

Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics!

Got one going spare?

Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass!

In a sec? You're still using it aren't you?

Maybe, it will add to the authenticity of the crime scene of its recently used "

DNA!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....

I like your style and I may just give it a go soon

Thats a public admission shhhh...

If I'm going down, you're all going down with me

While you're down there

Hell gates have opened

"

Is that what the cool kids are calling vaginas now?

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....

I like your style and I may just give it a go soon

Squirt toothpaste up their nostril, by the time they’ve cleaned it out you’ll be asleep...... "

Simple and effective

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....

I like your style and I may just give it a go soon

Thats a public admission shhhh...

If I'm going down, you're all going down with me

While you're down there

Hell gates have opened

Crikey, my fanny isn't that big! "

Where's that echo coming from??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....

I like your style and I may just give it a go soon

Thats a public admission shhhh...

If I'm going down, you're all going down with me

While you're down there

Hell gates have opened

Crikey, my fanny isn't that big! "

Hahhaa not what i meant. X After all we were all going down with the culprit!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident

Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics!

Got one going spare?

Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass!

In a sec? You're still using it aren't you?

Maybe, it will add to the authenticity of the crime scene of its recently used

DNA!"

It will confuse them since I have airtight alibis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just throw something at him then pretend to be asleep!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Just throw something at him then pretend to be asleep! "

One used, glass dildo incoming!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Just throw something at him then pretend to be asleep!

One used, glass dildo incoming!"

Almost done!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....

I like your style and I may just give it a go soon

Thats a public admission shhhh...

If I'm going down, you're all going down with me

While you're down there

Hell gates have opened

Crikey, my fanny isn't that big!

Hahhaa not what i meant. X After all we were all going down with the culprit! "

Sounds like a fun party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident

Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics!

Got one going spare?

Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass!

In a sec? You're still using it aren't you?

Maybe, it will add to the authenticity of the crime scene of its recently used

DNA!

It will confuse them since I have airtight alibis!"

Right. The 'airtight' and 'dildo' put together must work Lorenzo you are on your own. After all we were just discussing it all hypothetically

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident

Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics!

Got one going spare?

Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass!

In a sec? You're still using it aren't you?

Maybe, it will add to the authenticity of the crime scene of its recently used

DNA!

It will confuse them since I have airtight alibis!

Right. The 'airtight' and 'dildo' put together must work Lorenzo you are on your own. After all we were just discussing it all hypothetically "

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

Cowards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Cowards "

I'm not, you can still borrow my slightly used dildo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cowards "

Smart cookies.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? "

Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Cowards

I'm not, you can still borrow my slightly used dildo!"

Noice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?

Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too "

#whyohwhyiasked

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?

Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too "

Kinky!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?

Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too

#whyohwhyiasked

"

And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....

I like your style and I may just give it a go soon

Squirt toothpaste up their nostril, by the time they’ve cleaned it out you’ll be asleep......

Simple and effective"

It works.... tried and tested many a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?

Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too "

Just wave that in his face it might do the trick ! X

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Cowards

I'm not, you can still borrow my slightly used dildo!"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

Funniest thing I've heard in ages....."slightly used"....its been tunneled/burrowed more than a gopher....

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?

Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too

Just wave that in his face it might do the trick ! X"

Outside the box thinking, I'll give you that much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?

Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too

#whyohwhyiasked

And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome"

Very touching haha

To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight?

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?

Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too

#whyohwhyiasked

And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome

Very touching haha

To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight?

"

Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?

Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too

#whyohwhyiasked

And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome

Very touching haha

To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight?

Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five!"

What time have you got to be up? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invite me over and you'll be so distracted you won't notice him. Our noise will probably wake him up at which point you can politely ask him to go sleep in the bath. Therefore no need to kill the poor man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident

Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics! "

Buahahahaha

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?

Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too

#whyohwhyiasked

And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome

Very touching haha

To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight?

Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five!

What time have you got to be up? X"

Smart ^

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?

Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too

#whyohwhyiasked

And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome

Very touching haha

To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight?

Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five!

What time have you got to be up? X"

Eight...

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Invite me over and you'll be so distracted you won't notice him. Our noise will probably wake him up at which point you can politely ask him to go sleep in the bath. Therefore no need to kill the poor man "

It's a flawless plan. I'd still be knackered but I think I could live with that

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I'm going 3.5hrs

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Cowards

I'm not, you can still borrow my slightly used dildo!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

Funniest thing I've heard in ages....."slightly used"....its been tunneled/burrowed more than a gopher.... "

Shush you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?

Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too

#whyohwhyiasked

And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome

Very touching haha

To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight?

Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five!

What time have you got to be up? X

Eight..."

I’m going for 5.5 hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 h 15 min

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have earphones? YouTube some music to go sleep to x

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Do you have earphones? YouTube some music to go sleep to x"

Tried that, the fucker Alex straight through the music

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?

Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too

#whyohwhyiasked

And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome

Very touching haha

To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight?

Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five!

What time have you got to be up? X

Eight...

I’m going for 5.5 hours!"

6 hours is my shout

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Cowards

I'm not, you can still borrow my slightly used dildo!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

Funniest thing I've heard in ages....."slightly used"....its been tunneled/burrowed more than a gopher....

Shush you! "

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

Alright who had three hours? Anyone?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?"

I was up at 4 today but I had a good 6 hours

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?"

Aww I've been awake since 5; all was quiet on the thread, so I thought you were asleep

Next time (if you ever have a next time), audio record the snoring, then in those moments when they stop and sleep soundly, play it loudly in their ear. Not that I've ever done that. A lot. I mean ever

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?

Aww I've been awake since 5; all was quiet on the thread, so I thought you were asleep

Next time (if you ever have a next time), audio record the snoring, then in those moments when they stop and sleep soundly, play it loudly in their ear. Not that I've ever done that. A lot. I mean ever "

I like your style

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?

Aww I've been awake since 5; all was quiet on the thread, so I thought you were asleep

Next time (if you ever have a next time), audio record the snoring, then in those moments when they stop and sleep soundly, play it loudly in their ear. Not that I've ever done that. A lot. I mean ever "

Interesting plan He's getting kicked out in to the living room tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?"

Poor you!

Closest was 3.5

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?

I was up at 4 today but I had a good 6 hours "

That's an early start!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?

Poor you!

Closest was 3.5"

Looks like Jizzy wins it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?

Poor you!

Closest was 3.5"

Don't feel too sorry for him. His plan for next few days is just walking around gaming expo, actual gaming, watching movies and drinking...he doesn't need much energy for that

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?

Poor you!

Closest was 3.5

Don't feel too sorry for him. His plan for next few days is just walking around gaming expo, actual gaming, watching movies and drinking...he doesn't need much energy for that "

Large crowds of people are going to be real fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the best subject yet!! Hilarious!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Let a duet of the world's smallest violins slowly soothe your weary soul.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"

Let a duet of the world's smallest violins slowly soothe your weary soul."

Too little, too late Meli!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"This is the best subject yet!! Hilarious!! "

Admit it though, you've imagined murdering a snory bastard yourself at some point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?

Poor you!

Closest was 3.5

Don't feel too sorry for him. His plan for next few days is just walking around gaming expo, actual gaming, watching movies and drinking...he doesn't need much energy for that "

Hahahha

All the sympathies withdrawn!

Good morning

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By *orenzoVonMatterhorn OP   Man
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?

Poor you!

Closest was 3.5

Don't feel too sorry for him. His plan for next few days is just walking around gaming expo, actual gaming, watching movies and drinking...he doesn't need much energy for that

Hahahha

All the sympathies withdrawn!

Good morning "

Because I'm not working? Seems a little unfair

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?

Poor you!

Closest was 3.5

Looks like Jizzy wins it then"

WooHoo...... .....Jizzy, for the win!!!

Unlock LvM....welcome to the no sleep club....even I managed a solid 4 last night...not to rub it in...

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... "

Cos you dont sound unstable at all

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....

Cos you dont sound unstable at all "

I'm not unstable...I've been tested...

....I just plan for all eventualities...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?

Poor you!

Closest was 3.5

Don't feel too sorry for him. His plan for next few days is just walking around gaming expo, actual gaming, watching movies and drinking...he doesn't need much energy for that

Hahahha

All the sympathies withdrawn!

Good morning

Because I'm not working? Seems a little unfair "

I dont think you are allowed any more whining and sympathy Lorenzo after you were outed about your gaming escapade hehe what is the plan for tonight?

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