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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... " Remind me never to come to a sleep over with you monkey balls. | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... Remind me never to come to a sleep over with you monkey balls." pppffffttttt, you know you'd still chance a sleep over.... | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... Remind me never to come to a sleep over with you monkey balls. pppffffttttt, you know you'd still chance a sleep over.... " Only if there was no sleeping | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... " I like your style and I may just give it a go soon | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... I like your style and I may just give it a go soon " Thats a public admission shhhh... | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... I like your style and I may just give it a go soon " let me know If it works LvM....I've not fully tested it....only a rather successful trail run.... | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident " Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics! | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... " Except you told us all on here!!! We're all Accessories to a Crime! Silence doesn't come cheap!! | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics! " Got one going spare? | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics! Got one going spare? " Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass! | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... I like your style and I may just give it a go soon Thats a public admission shhhh..." If I'm going down, you're all going down with me | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... I like your style and I may just give it a go soon Thats a public admission shhhh... If I'm going down, you're all going down with me " While you're down there | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics! Got one going spare? Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass!" In a sec? You're still using it aren't you? | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... I like your style and I may just give it a go soon Thats a public admission shhhh... If I'm going down, you're all going down with me While you're down there " | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... I like your style and I may just give it a go soon " Squirt toothpaste up their nostril, by the time they’ve cleaned it out you’ll be asleep...... | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... I like your style and I may just give it a go soon Thats a public admission shhhh... If I'm going down, you're all going down with me While you're down there " Hell gates have opened | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics! Got one going spare? Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass! In a sec? You're still using it aren't you? " Maybe, it will add to the authenticity of the crime scene of its recently used | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... I like your style and I may just give it a go soon Thats a public admission shhhh... If I'm going down, you're all going down with me While you're down there Hell gates have opened " Crikey, my fanny isn't that big! | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics! Got one going spare? Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass! In a sec? You're still using it aren't you? Maybe, it will add to the authenticity of the crime scene of its recently used " DNA! | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... I like your style and I may just give it a go soon Thats a public admission shhhh... If I'm going down, you're all going down with me While you're down there Hell gates have opened " Is that what the cool kids are calling vaginas now? | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... I like your style and I may just give it a go soon Squirt toothpaste up their nostril, by the time they’ve cleaned it out you’ll be asleep...... " Simple and effective | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... I like your style and I may just give it a go soon Thats a public admission shhhh... If I'm going down, you're all going down with me While you're down there Hell gates have opened Crikey, my fanny isn't that big! " Where's that echo coming from?? | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... I like your style and I may just give it a go soon Thats a public admission shhhh... If I'm going down, you're all going down with me While you're down there Hell gates have opened Crikey, my fanny isn't that big! " Hahhaa not what i meant. X After all we were all going down with the culprit! | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics! Got one going spare? Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass! In a sec? You're still using it aren't you? Maybe, it will add to the authenticity of the crime scene of its recently used DNA!" It will confuse them since I have airtight alibis! | |||
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"Just throw something at him then pretend to be asleep! " One used, glass dildo incoming! | |||
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"Just throw something at him then pretend to be asleep! One used, glass dildo incoming!" Almost done! | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... I like your style and I may just give it a go soon Thats a public admission shhhh... If I'm going down, you're all going down with me While you're down there Hell gates have opened Crikey, my fanny isn't that big! Hahhaa not what i meant. X After all we were all going down with the culprit! " Sounds like a fun party | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics! Got one going spare? Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass! In a sec? You're still using it aren't you? Maybe, it will add to the authenticity of the crime scene of its recently used DNA! It will confuse them since I have airtight alibis!" Right. The 'airtight' and 'dildo' put together must work Lorenzo you are on your own. After all we were just discussing it all hypothetically | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics! Got one going spare? Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass! In a sec? You're still using it aren't you? Maybe, it will add to the authenticity of the crime scene of its recently used DNA! It will confuse them since I have airtight alibis! Right. The 'airtight' and 'dildo' put together must work Lorenzo you are on your own. After all we were just discussing it all hypothetically " | |||
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"Cowards " I'm not, you can still borrow my slightly used dildo! | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? " Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too | |||
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"Cowards I'm not, you can still borrow my slightly used dildo!" Noice | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too " #whyohwhyiasked | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too " Kinky! | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too #whyohwhyiasked " And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... I like your style and I may just give it a go soon Squirt toothpaste up their nostril, by the time they’ve cleaned it out you’ll be asleep...... Simple and effective" It works.... tried and tested many a time | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too " Just wave that in his face it might do the trick ! X | |||
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"Cowards I'm not, you can still borrow my slightly used dildo!" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... Funniest thing I've heard in ages....."slightly used"....its been tunneled/burrowed more than a gopher.... | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too Just wave that in his face it might do the trick ! X" Outside the box thinking, I'll give you that much | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too #whyohwhyiasked And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome" Very touching haha To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight? | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too #whyohwhyiasked And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome Very touching haha To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight? " Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five! | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too #whyohwhyiasked And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome Very touching haha To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight? Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five!" What time have you got to be up? X | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics! " Buahahahaha | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too #whyohwhyiasked And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome Very touching haha To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight? Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five! What time have you got to be up? X" Smart ^ | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too #whyohwhyiasked And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome Very touching haha To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight? Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five! What time have you got to be up? X" Eight... | |||
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"Invite me over and you'll be so distracted you won't notice him. Our noise will probably wake him up at which point you can politely ask him to go sleep in the bath. Therefore no need to kill the poor man " It's a flawless plan. I'd still be knackered but I think I could live with that | |||
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"Cowards I'm not, you can still borrow my slightly used dildo! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... Funniest thing I've heard in ages....."slightly used"....its been tunneled/burrowed more than a gopher.... " Shush you! | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too #whyohwhyiasked And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome Very touching haha To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight? Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five! What time have you got to be up? X Eight..." I’m going for 5.5 hours! | |||
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"Do you have earphones? YouTube some music to go sleep to x" Tried that, the fucker Alex straight through the music | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too #whyohwhyiasked And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome Very touching haha To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight? Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five! What time have you got to be up? X Eight... I’m going for 5.5 hours!" 6 hours is my shout | |||
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"Cowards I'm not, you can still borrow my slightly used dildo! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... Funniest thing I've heard in ages....."slightly used"....its been tunneled/burrowed more than a gopher.... Shush you! " | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?" I was up at 4 today but I had a good 6 hours | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?" Aww I've been awake since 5; all was quiet on the thread, so I thought you were asleep Next time (if you ever have a next time), audio record the snoring, then in those moments when they stop and sleep soundly, play it loudly in their ear. Not that I've ever done that. A lot. I mean ever | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? Aww I've been awake since 5; all was quiet on the thread, so I thought you were asleep Next time (if you ever have a next time), audio record the snoring, then in those moments when they stop and sleep soundly, play it loudly in their ear. Not that I've ever done that. A lot. I mean ever " I like your style | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? Aww I've been awake since 5; all was quiet on the thread, so I thought you were asleep Next time (if you ever have a next time), audio record the snoring, then in those moments when they stop and sleep soundly, play it loudly in their ear. Not that I've ever done that. A lot. I mean ever " Interesting plan He's getting kicked out in to the living room tonight | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?" Poor you! Closest was 3.5 | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? I was up at 4 today but I had a good 6 hours " That's an early start! | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? Poor you! Closest was 3.5" Looks like Jizzy wins it then | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? Poor you! Closest was 3.5" Don't feel too sorry for him. His plan for next few days is just walking around gaming expo, actual gaming, watching movies and drinking...he doesn't need much energy for that | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? Poor you! Closest was 3.5 Don't feel too sorry for him. His plan for next few days is just walking around gaming expo, actual gaming, watching movies and drinking...he doesn't need much energy for that " Large crowds of people are going to be real fun | |||
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" Let a duet of the world's smallest violins slowly soothe your weary soul." Too little, too late Meli! | |||
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"This is the best subject yet!! Hilarious!! " Admit it though, you've imagined murdering a snory bastard yourself at some point | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? Poor you! Closest was 3.5 Don't feel too sorry for him. His plan for next few days is just walking around gaming expo, actual gaming, watching movies and drinking...he doesn't need much energy for that " Hahahha All the sympathies withdrawn! Good morning | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? Poor you! Closest was 3.5 Don't feel too sorry for him. His plan for next few days is just walking around gaming expo, actual gaming, watching movies and drinking...he doesn't need much energy for that Hahahha All the sympathies withdrawn! Good morning " Because I'm not working? Seems a little unfair | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? Poor you! Closest was 3.5 Looks like Jizzy wins it then" WooHoo...... .....Jizzy, for the win!!! Unlock LvM....welcome to the no sleep club....even I managed a solid 4 last night...not to rub it in... | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... " Cos you dont sound unstable at all | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... Cos you dont sound unstable at all " I'm not unstable...I've been tested... ....I just plan for all eventualities... | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? Poor you! Closest was 3.5 Don't feel too sorry for him. His plan for next few days is just walking around gaming expo, actual gaming, watching movies and drinking...he doesn't need much energy for that Hahahha All the sympathies withdrawn! Good morning Because I'm not working? Seems a little unfair " I dont think you are allowed any more whining and sympathy Lorenzo after you were outed about your gaming escapade hehe what is the plan for tonight? | |||
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