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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Remind me never to come to a sleep over with you monkey balls. | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() pppffffttttt, you know you'd still chance a sleep over.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Only if there was no sleeping ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I like your style and I may just give it a go soon ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thats a public admission ![]() | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() let me know If it works LvM....I've not fully tested it....only a rather successful trail run.... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident ![]() Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics! ![]() | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Except you told us all on here!!! We're all Accessories to a Crime! Silence doesn't come cheap!! ![]() | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident ![]() ![]() Got one going spare? ![]() | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident ![]() ![]() ![]() Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass! | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If I'm going down, you're all going down with me ![]() | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() While you're down there ![]() | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident ![]() ![]() ![]() In a sec? You're still using it aren't you? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Squirt toothpaste up their nostril, by the time they’ve cleaned it out you’ll be asleep...... ![]() | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hell gates have opened ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Maybe, it will add to the authenticity of the crime scene of its recently used ![]() | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Crikey, my fanny isn't that big! | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() DNA! ![]() | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is that what the cool kids are calling vaginas now? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Simple and effective ![]() | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Where's that echo coming from?? | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahhaa not what i meant. X After all we were all going down with the culprit! | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It will confuse them since I have airtight alibis! | |||
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"Just throw something at him then pretend to be asleep! " One used, glass dildo incoming! | |||
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"Just throw something at him then pretend to be asleep! One used, glass dildo incoming!" Almost done! | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sounds like a fun party ![]() | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Right. The 'airtight' and 'dildo' put together must work ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Cowards ![]() ![]() I'm not, you can still borrow my slightly used dildo! | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? " Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too ![]() | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too ![]() #whyohwhyiasked ![]() | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too ![]() Kinky! | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too ![]() ![]() And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome ![]() | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It works.... tried and tested many a time ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too ![]() Just wave that in his face it might do the trick ! X | |||
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"Cowards ![]() ![]() hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... Funniest thing I've heard in ages....."slightly used"....its been tunneled/burrowed more than a gopher.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too ![]() Outside the box thinking, I'll give you that much ![]() | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too ![]() ![]() ![]() Very touching haha ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five! | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What time have you got to be up? X | |||
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident ![]() ![]() Buahahahaha ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Smart ^ | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Eight... | |||
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"Invite me over and you'll be so distracted you won't notice him. Our noise will probably wake him up at which point you can politely ask him to go sleep in the bath. Therefore no need to kill the poor man ![]() It's a flawless plan. I'd still be knackered but I think I could live with that ![]() | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m going for 5.5 hours! | |||
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"Do you have earphones? YouTube some music to go sleep to ![]() Tried that, the fucker Alex straight through the music ![]() | |||
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though? Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 6 hours is my shout | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?" I was up at 4 today but I had a good 6 hours ![]() | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?" Aww I've been awake since 5; all was quiet on the thread, so I thought you were asleep ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? Aww I've been awake since 5; all was quiet on the thread, so I thought you were asleep ![]() ![]() I like your style ![]() | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? Aww I've been awake since 5; all was quiet on the thread, so I thought you were asleep ![]() ![]() Interesting plan ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?" Poor you! Closest was 3.5 ![]() | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? I was up at 4 today but I had a good 6 hours ![]() That's an early start! | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? Poor you! Closest was 3.5 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? Poor you! Closest was 3.5 ![]() Don't feel too sorry for him. His plan for next few days is just walking around gaming expo, actual gaming, watching movies and drinking...he doesn't need much energy for that ![]() | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? Poor you! Closest was 3.5 ![]() ![]() Large crowds of people are going to be real fun ![]() ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() Too little, too late Meli! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"This is the best subject yet!! Hilarious!! ![]() Admit it though, you've imagined murdering a snory bastard yourself at some point ![]() | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? Poor you! Closest was 3.5 ![]() ![]() Hahahha All the sympathies withdrawn! Good morning ![]() | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? Poor you! Closest was 3.5 ![]() ![]() ![]() Because I'm not working? Seems a little unfair ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? Poor you! Closest was 3.5 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() WooHoo...... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Cos you dont sound unstable at all | |||
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm not unstable...I've been tested... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone? Poor you! Closest was 3.5 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I dont think you are allowed any more whining and sympathy Lorenzo after you were outed about your gaming escapade hehe ![]() | |||
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